Oh well first things first... Yes, I am a piano player and if you are wondering what the numbers stand for with my penname they are chord progressions... None of my friends ever understand my piano talk and I think it is really hilarious watching them struggle then draw a blank look on their faces and then finally say "huh?" But I guess that is just me...
... awkward... ok well... here goes nothing... (Takes a deep breath)
Some of my favorite quotes/ sayings/ random stuff :
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
Happiness is felt by making other people happy.
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
When you lose someone, you realize just how much that person means to you, So maybe its a good thing they're gone. So you can see just how much that person means to you. -Anonymous.
" Life isn't about how many breathes you take, It's about how many moments that take your breath away."
"One day your life will flash before your eyes, so make sure that it's worth watching."
Caution: I drive like you do! Strangers have the best candy Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!
Guys are like port-o-potties. All the good ones are taken and all the bad ones are full of crap! -Anonymous
Im a palm reader : Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
On top of a pickle relish jar: I relish the thought of meeting your buns.
"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous
Every 10 seconds a woman is giving birth, she must be found and stoped
"Everyday is a gift, thats why they call it the present."
"treat everyone the same, till you find out there an idiot"
Do I give my friends advice? Jesus, no. They wouldn't take advice from me. Nobody should take advice from me. I haven't got a clue about anything..
" i had the whole world in my hands but i gave it away"
"lets toast till we die"
"i never need to see the sun again, there enough light in your eyes to light up all the world"
There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!.
Now you won't talk to me for something I didn't do
I pushed it all aside just stand next to you.
Save a baby seal...Club a liberal
You laugh at me because I'm strange I laugh at you because your stupid!
~No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot;
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
(Wheezes) WOW that was a mouthful!!
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