Madame Seabush
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Joined 11-01-08, id: 1730172, Profile Updated: 03-18-11
Author has written 26 stories for Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

Author Notes: 18/3/11. Finally found my way back here, with a new fandom no doubt. Expect Sherlock fics from here on out.

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The Problem with Sign Names by irish-hailsy reviews
Why John moved in with a deaf mad man whom he couldn't communicate with, he didn't know. Still, what was life without a challenge? Deaf!Sherlock. AU.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,549 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Magic of Deduction by TheShoelessOne reviews
John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,395 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,126 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - John W. - Complete
Never Stop Running by Robin4 reviews
“You stand there, eight years old. Staring at the raw power of time and space..." Set during “The Sound of the Drums,” when the Doctor avoids really explaining his own experience at the Untempered Schism.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Sick to My Stomach by PADavis reviews
E/O Challenge: Happy Birthday, Enkidu! Word: Nauseous and variations written especially for Enkidu and her … quirks. Dean whump but equal opportunity nausea action in four unrelated drabbles. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Little Bit of Oz by deangirl1 reviews
Dean's concussed again. A request from Bambers well not the concussed part - that was all me...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Reprieve by Mad Server reviews
Dean faints at the mall. Drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Ten Weddings of Donna Noble by netgirly2k reviews
Donna has to marry the Doctor. All of them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Home by LinziDay reviews
After an accident with an Ancient device, McKay starts seeing Carson. Everyone thinks he's nuts. Until they see Carson, too. McKay whumpage, physical and emotional.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,913 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Rodney M., Carson B. - Complete
No Common Allegiance: The Red Line Blues by dHALL reviews
Part one of three. An earthquake.A derailed subway car.Six young gang members,a gun and a claustrophobic math professor.Looks like he picked the wrong day to conquer an irrational fear. SERIES COMPLETED!
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,841 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Charlie E. - Complete
When Percy is Sick by newtypeshadow reviews
What happens when Percy is sick. slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
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Voice Break reviews
In which Sherlock voice is breaking and Mycroft offers reassurance. Absurdly short fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Exterminate! reviews
Anderson is overworked. Schizophasia ensues. Crack. AU?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Daleks, Anderson - Complete
Guy Talk reviews
John attempts to explain to Sherlock the legitimacy of the interest in breasts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Of Tweed and Cake reviews
Someone orders Sherlock a stripper cake for his birthday. Oneshot. AU ? .
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Angel reviews
Inspired by the prompt: "When John sees Sherlock's shirtless for the first time, he finds out Sherlock has angel wings tattooed all down his back." Oneshot. Angsty. Idek.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Fleeting Mention of Tristram Shandy reviews
Mycroft can't hold his liquor. Tipsiness ensues. Oneshot. Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Time Lords with Hats 3 reviews
The continued adventures of two Time Lords and two hats. AU. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Jack Teh Unicron reviews
oh my god tiemlawds. Crack. Charlie teh Unicron inspired.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Harry the Hamster reviews
The Doctor loses a pet. AU. Semi-crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Fairy Palace
Donna and her son look out the window. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Donna N. - Complete
Front Page News reviews
Of all places, the Doctor had to take him back to his precious Earth. Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Unexpected Naked Jack reviews
The biggest oxymoron known to the internet. When is naked Jack ever unexpected? Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
A Guide to Gallifreyan Male Pregnancy reviews
Koschei deals with yet another phone call. AU. Fluff. Inspired by Cellnet ad with John Simm.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Saxon Is Your Man reviews
Harold Saxon decides it's time to create his own campaign ad. Inspired by Old Spice Ad. Semi-Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Harold Saxon - Complete
Thunderstorm reviews
The Master remembers the storms on Gallifrey. Drabble. Koschei/Theta.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
Holiday Conversation reviews
Koschei and Theta return to the Academy after the holidays. Ficlet/drabble. 100 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
Donna the Unicorn and the Tomb of Horrors reviews
Donna visits the TOMB OF HORRORS! Charlie the Unicorn inspired. AU. Absolute Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today reviews
Inspired by Avenue Q. The Doctor isn't wearing underwear. Drabble/ficlet. Crack. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Time Lords with Hats 2 reviews
The Time Lords are back, in another hat-filled adventure! AU. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
A Blessing and a Curse reviews
Koschei is born. Drabble. AU?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - The Master - Complete
Time Lords with Hats reviews
All the fun of Time Lords, but with the added comfort of hats! AU. Oneshot. Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Ashes reviews
Everything burns. And as the Doctor loses himself in the ashes, all the Master can do is watch. AU. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
I'm Effing The Master reviews
The Doctor decides to tell the truth, confession via TARDIS video. Not particularly Rose/Doctor friendly. Semi-Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Skull Crusher Mountain reviews
The Master has randomly kidnapped The Doctor and has him on Skull Crusher Mountain. Song Inspired. Skull Crusher Mountain by Jonathan Coulton. Semi-Crack. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master
Honey Trap reviews
So, I said to myself - if they can do it to Sam Tyler, why can't I with the Doctor? Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
All Tied Up reviews
The Master finds the Doctor in a compromising situation. Drabble. AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete