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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

im jess, you wont find this cuz i dont publish stories.

maybe i will. i havent yet decided.

things ive read or heard:

-if you really wanted to hate someone but couldnt because you loved them where does that circle end??

-im not being mean, im being realistic.

-maturity, please.

-and yet another end of yet another conversation that never happened.

i HATE ron/hermione.

its so stupid. shes too clever for him. waayyy to clever, she shouldveended up with draco or fred or charlie. way better.

and i love jasper/bella.

edward was always kinda wussy. not that i dont like edward. because i really really do. its just that jaspers hotter.

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Too Old for You by SilverMidnight52 reviews
Corny meets a young man who likes him and Link. After Link tells Corny of the boys past Corny wonders how he can help him before it's too late.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Corny C., Link L. - Complete
Games are afoot by grumpy grizzly reviews
It began when Arthur and Molly are out of the Burrow on Order business and Charlie and Bill are home to babysit. Fred challenges Hermione to think of something fun for them to do and she teaches them a muggle game. But, it continued and the games are afoo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 175,337 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Lover by rileypotter17 reviews
AU fic. In 1890's Paris, Hermione Granger is trying to move from being impovershed to living a society life. With the help of her roomates Nymphadora and Remus; Hermione lands a job as a dancer at the Folies Bergère where she meets Sirius Black; a man that both challenges and intrigues her. When she becomes his mistress, just how much will things change? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,175 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Losing Myself In You by lockofcurls reviews
Hermione recalls the past eighteen months and her moments shared with Fred. Series of OneShots FHr. For LJ's 10themes challenge community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dear Bill by RomanticlyXTragic reviews
Bill becomes the new DADA professor at Hogwarts during the trio's 7th year. Hermione is having trouble with a certain red headed boy...but which one?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,505 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Bill W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Forest Fire by Bedelia reviews
Shock cascades through her body, sparked by his smile. His resemblance to the boy who left her in the forest so many years ago is remarkable, but there is one key difference. He is human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 104,771 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bittersweet Lullabies by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with. 100 chapters of Draco/Hermione one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 101,126 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rose Weasley Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
The following story contains a different drabble about Rose Weasley in each chapter. They aren't chronological or in any way connected. The most recent chapter is about Rose and Scorpius at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 27,815 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Rose W.
The Plan by Jonsdottir reviews
Valentines suck. Jim decides that the only way to get rid of annoying propositions is to fake a relationship with Spock. Now all they have to do is get caught in a compromising position by someone in the crew so the word will spread. Piece of cake. Right?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,863 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Morning Light by Akicks reviews
Six years after Breaking Dawn, the family heads back to school. This is the story of Nessie and Jacob, their blooming relationship, new friendships, and of course, vampire problems! standard couples, rated for safety. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 98,632 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1600 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 903 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life Happens, So Just Roll With It by mama4dukes reviews
Five years after the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella who only has eyes for our favorite Major.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 554,526 - Reviews: 9214 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 2,031 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,303 - Follows: 5,697 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Not A Secret If Everyone Knows by Kari Kurofai reviews
A Tumblr prompted fic. Steve/Danny, Kono walks in. I think you can guess what happens. OR CAN YOU.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words by Becimpala33 reviews
Steve/Danny. Established Relationship. Set after the events of 1.20. Grace takes it upon herself to decorate Steve's cast, and Steve and Danny take it upon themselves to decorate themselves.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8379 - Favs: 6,680 - Follows: 2,789 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Most Dangerous When It Comes Late In Life by Mousme reviews
Steve gets the measles. Danny steps up.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Nessie & Jacob, sitting in a tree by Wingtear reviews
COMPLETE! Renesmee and Jacob have loved each other since the day she was born. What happens when that love goes beyond brotherly for Jake? Nessie's physically around 16 and have started to discover boys, or frankly, a certain werewolf...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Good Vibrations by jacquelin825 reviews
Danny's outed by a half naked picture of Marky Mark...yes this is his life ladies and gentlemen. Slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
New Family Traditions by Ridley C. James reviews
New job, new partner...it's only fitting there would be new traditions.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Sartorially Offensive by Alania Black reviews
Prompt response: a discussion about Steve's clothes choice. Warning: slash, Steve/Danny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Twirl by samsamtastic reviews
Blaine has mixed feelings about Kurt's outfit choice for Prom. smut, outfit spoilers
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing, Part II by sockie1000 reviews
Steve's getting his cast off tomorrow. He should be happy, shouldn't he? A sequel to All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing and further tag to episode 1.20 "Ma Ke Kahakai".
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
All's Fair in Love and Cast Signing by sockie1000 reviews
Danny finds out the real reason why Steve won't let him sign his cast. Tag to episode 1.20 "Ma Ke Kahakai". no slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Love The One You're With by 1lostone reviews
Spock has a not altogether *logical* reaction to Kirk always getting hurt on away missions...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,474 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Here's My Heart Now Give Me Yours by LadyCizzle reviews
Steve realizes that he wants to be with Danny but is surprised to find that his partner is dating...Kono. A normal person would back off and let the new couple be happy but then again Steve McGarrett is far from normal. McDanno
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
To Keep You Safe by twolipps reviews
Brilliant scientist Bella McCarty has been receiving life threatening letters: Some one wants her dead. Jasper Whitlock is determined to do anything to keep her safe. A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 228,440 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Swim to me, let me enfold you by mermaidNZ reviews
"Steve kisses like he swims, powerful and focused and highly skilled, and Danny matches him stroke for stroke." Steve convinces Danny to go swimming; beach sex, mild D/s - top!Danny - and schmoop ensue.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
You Have The Right To Remain Mine by LadyCizzle reviews
Danny knew that Steve was a control freak. He just never figured him to be extremely possessive as well. Pairing-Possessive!Steve/Danny. Part One in the Mine series that will always feature a Jealous!Steve.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Orange Jealousy by Shinsei Tonbo reviews
For the After Holidays Fest Prompt on stevedannoslash. Prompt from tobemeagain: epi 1.15 - my thoughts were I wish Steve had seen Danny which led too...jealous Steve: as in Jealous of Kono "feeling up" Danny while giving him surfing lessons. Slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Ties, Aneurysm Faces And, God Forbid, Feelings by thewhiterose3 reviews
Or, that time Steve actually listened to what Danny was ranting about.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Justice for all by Stephlite reviews
Bella's life is turned upside down when her father Charlie is murdered. Her former best friend Jacob Black is the detective hired to work on the case. Neither of them expect what happens when they are forced together to find out who killed Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 79,733 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
TV Taught Me How to Feel by torncorpse reviews
LJ Prompt; Danny is turned into a woman. And that's only the first of his issues. Contains genderswap, crack and curses. Rating for language and adult content. Eventual Steve/Danny -with female Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,287 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7047 - Favs: 4,897 - Follows: 2,502 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Stalker by SanityWithoutMind reviews
Kurt finds himself the subject of highly unwanted attention.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Eyes of Green Envy by thesoundofsunshine reviews
It was official. Blaine had gone off the deep end. He was jealous of a stuffed animal name Blubbery.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Kurt just wants to teach Blaine how to bake. Blaine just wants Kurt to stop licking the cake batter out of the bowl. The teasing is too much. Is this revenge for all of his eyesex? Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
5 Times The Gleeks Saved Blaine from a Homophobe by Azara-Rayne18 reviews
...and 1 Time he saved himself. My first fill for the glee angst meme on livejournal. Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Klaine,featuring most of the Glee Kids. Blaine, despite being confident and courageous, has no idea how to fight. Which is a problem at Mckinley.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Text Messages by snorkellingfish reviews
Kurt hates auto-correct on his iPhone sometimes. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Gives Me Courage by dapperyklutz reviews
Accidentally eavesdropping on Kurt and Mercedes talking through Skype, Blaine becomes inspired and does something for him, with the help of The Warblers, New Directions and Kurt's family. Sometimes, it takes courage to be your true self. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Dummies' Guide to Successful Relationship by Guardian of Jupiter reviews
Journey of a perfect relationship is never easy. Steve and Danny are trying their best to make it last.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,851 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9369 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better Now by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Charlie got Bella the professional help she needed when Edward took off. Now Edward's back, and she's different. AU New Moon - after Volterra- and Eclipse. Mostly in-character, Edward's not villainized.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,186 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Bella - Complete
Suspenders by Phantom of a Rose reviews
There are two things that turn Kurt on, one of them being suspenders. How lucky that his boyfriend just so happens to wear them on day... Klaine First smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Another Lamb Family Christmas by Serena Thorn reviews
After surviving a second Thanksgiving with Lamb's family, Veronica and Keith are back for their second Christmas with them. And this time Lamb has a question for Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Veronica, Lamb - Complete
Hawaii Heat by Mousme reviews
Danny stays out a bit too long in the Hawaii sun, leaving Steve to deal with the aftermath. Just a little plotless h/c with a side-order of very, very mild slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
My Best Friend's Girlfriend by Chicklette reviews
A holidayish o/s based on one of the Love Actually plots. Jasper/Bella. No Alice or Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,054 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Sassafrass Junction by MsEerieChastain reviews
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella. Mature content, over 18 only, thx!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 143,334 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Very Special Christmas Eve by siriuslymaddie reviews
A fluffy/sappy Steve/Danny story featuring Grace. Christmas Eve is changed once the Mistletoe comes out. A holiday present for my friend Becca!
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
The Perfect Present by Becimpala33 reviews
Steve/Danny, established relationship so contains m/m slash . What Danny doesn't expect for his birthday is to find out Steve's at a mall where there's been a shooting. For my amazing friend Maddie for her birthday.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Weight of the World by Kelsbury reviews
Hermione is sent back in time by an explosion and has to live life among the Marauders. Can she get home? What if she finds love and herself along the way. Will she choose to go home?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 240,135 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Harmless Fun by Stellata reviews
When Kurt slaps Finn's ass in front of the whole school, Finn decides to teach Kurt a lesson. But what Finn begins turns into something a lot more complicated - and more fun - for both of them. Kurt/Finn slash. AU season 1 and onward.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H., Mercedes J., Quinn F.
Chocolate, Spice, and Everything Nice by ArwendeImladris reviews
Kirk is secretly in love with his first officer. Spock is secretly intoxicated by chocolate. Add in an away mission, a day in the snow, and a hot brown beverage. Hint: it isn't coffee.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Terran Holidays by FairyNiamh reviews
5 Holidays that Jim celebrated that the crew wasn't thrilled about and the one that they were happy with. Slash and Het pairing mentioned
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Reason to Exist by cullen818 reviews
Set directly after Jasper's chapter in Eclipse. Jasper is falling for Bella, but can she reciprocate after learning about his past? Was a o/s, now a full fic. These are the ramifications of B/J's night together. Team Jasper story!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,723 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 4,274 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Bump in the Night by DB2020 reviews
When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Letter by changedbyEdward reviews
Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears the velvety voice of rapper Edward Cullen one day and it changes her life. What happens after she writes her fan letter to him is fate personified. AU/AH Canon pairings M for language, alcohol, etc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,239 - Reviews: 3128 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say Yes and Marry Me by spoodle monkey reviews
Their relationship wasn't exactly normal, why would the proposal be any different? SteveDanny
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
First Time by SparkELee reviews
The story behind Mike and Tina's "first time"... There is smut so you're warned...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Tina C., Mike C. - Complete
Innocence Lost by cullen818 reviews
Edward finally gives into Bella's desires, but it alters him so completely. Can Bella handle this new side of Edward? It gets so bad that Jasper finally has to step in and save her from the darkness. Eventually a Team Jasper story. Lots of Darkward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 158,853 - Reviews: 4566 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Yellow Brick Road by BoredScientist reviews
After a violent car accident, Lamb and Veronica spend time together trying and figure out who is responsible for causing it. Veronica is in protective custody, Lamb's custody.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,158 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Lamb, Veronica
To You, I Belong by brytewolf reviews
After getting into a bet with Sulu, Kirk finds himself trying to seduce Spock, whom Kirk believes hates him. But he finds out what Spock feels for him is certainly not hate.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,321 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mine, All Mine by rhymenocerous reviews
At first, Lindsay is thrilled to be on the receiving end of a romantic gift from her husband. But when Danny admits that it wasn't him, they begin to wonder who it could be from. Rated M for adult language, violence and smut.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,194 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet's youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Running by Merina Green reviews
What do you do when someone steals your Happily Ever After? Sometimes eternity can take an unexpected turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 212,420 - Reviews: 2673 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Lemon Meringue by my1alias reviews
Previously called 'A New Friendship'. This is a smut-filled story, with no angst. I would go so far as to call it a 'plot-what-plot' story. Warning, this is an Alice/Bella lemon, with more people to join in on their sexy time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,033 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Uncomfortably Rumpled by D.B. Rae reviews
Spock discovers a commonality between himself and Jim that leads to a shift in their relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Most of the Time by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pon FarR by BondSlave reviews
Spock is going through Pon Farr, and Jim is suffering not only from the horrid Vulcan heat, but also at his Vulcan's unbearable teasing. Dominant Spock/Submissive Kirk. M for LANGUAGE AND M/M SLASH! dedicated to AmyCoolz.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Humanity by NiceIceEdward reviews
When Isabella Swan comes to Forks High School, Edward feels forced to leave, leaving the Cullens in a quandary, and bringing the new girl into the Cullen family’s notice. A Jasper/Bella fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,093 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happy Anniversary by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hermione celebrates her anniversary with Remus and Sirius. Gift for angelically-devilish. RemusHermioneSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
We've Got Tonight by Sheniqua 17 reviews
SEQUEL TO: If I Were a Boy. 6 Years in the future after graduation, see how the Glee Club has grown and how this Christmas will be a very interesting one. Rated T for now
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,520 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
I've Got My Eye on You by mag721 reviews
"What is this?" Puck asked, staring at the potato Rachel placed in his hand. "Our child for the week," she answered matter-of-factly. "Oh, okay," he answered nonchalantly. "Wait. What!" Puckleberry one-shot! randomly silly but cute! please R&R
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Inducing Heterophobia Through the Sylvester Method by buduica reviews
After hearing that Kurt went out with Brittany in 'Laryngitis,' Sue decides that he needs to kiss a guy, just to make sure. She chooses a not-exactly-reluctant Mike for the task.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Poker Night by angelically-devilish reviews
Sirius/Hermione/Charlie - It's poker night at the Weasleys & Hermione has some work that needs to get done. All work & no play makes Granger a dull girl...or does it? BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR GRANDE.VANILLA.SKIM.LATTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
5 Things Mike Chang Loves About Rachel Berry by magenwashere reviews
What the title says, 5 things Mike loves about Rachel. Just a quick, sweet bit, cause I love this pairing.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Mike C., Rachel B. - Complete
Calming down the Crazy by preposterousnotion reviews
Puckleberry fun. Puck is elected to calm down Rachel Berry who is in full freak out mode. He gets more than was specified on the job description... Please review :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Fred and Hermione Drabbles by drcjsnider reviews
Drabbles about Fred and Hermione inspired by Granger Twins 100 LJ Community. The chapters are not written in any specific order or sequence. Warning: Some chapters might contain DH Spoilers and others might be AU. Part of the 'Fred's Not Dead Universe'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
A Mars Thanksgiving by Serena Thorn reviews
Veronica's decided to host the feast this year. Of course not all who show up were invited...
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Veronica, Lamb - Complete
As They Go by Daughter of the Black reviews
Interludes with our dear Sheriff and Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Veronica, Lamb
How to Fake a Marriage by hermyandronforevr reviews
"What the hell are you talking about?" Hermione questioned. "You are not my husband." "That expensive wedding ring on your finger would prove otherwise," he contradicted. Chapter 18 is up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,126 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Every Time Bones Walked In On Jim And Spock by yaoininja reviews
A list of every time Bones walked in on Jim and Spock. 'It all started one day in the mess hall...' Hilarity, rated M for sexy scenes and unintentional, horrified voyeurism. McCoy Bones , Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Discovering Hogwarts by WishingHeart reviews
Alice Cullen is a new student attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for the seventh and final year. However, Head Boy Jasper Hale is forced to be her guide, and neither of them are happy with that little arrangement - are they?
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,239 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Alice, Jasper
26 by T'Key'la reviews
Random thoughts on Enterprise Crew - no plot. Final chapter is posted. It's been fun!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hot by shamenteen reviews
A talk Kirk and Spock have between negotiation meetings on an alien planet about why everyone likes Spock...I think it's better then it sounds. Part 2 Added.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,252 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
No One by Lemonly reviews
Because, face it, no one messes with Rachel Berry. Matt's POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Rachel B., Mike C. - Complete
Invisible Ink by SadieDeth reviews
Hermione knows a secret, Fred wants to know as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Accidental Intermission by brytewolf reviews
Jim and Spock are having a movie night in Jim's quarters. Spock accidentally ingests some chocolate, and shameless smut and fluff ensue. Rated M for a reason, people XDDD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The One with the Jacket by Harry Fado reviews
Kurt stole Puck's varsity jacket in HS. Now years later, they're in a relationship. What happens when Puck finds his missing jacket in Kurt's closet? PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Bare Feet by Harry Fado reviews
Puck doesn't know what he's in for when he gets up one morning, puts on jeans and nothing more and goes to the kitchen to get some juice. Established Relationship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/18/2010 - [Kurt H., Puck] - Complete
Dancing Feet by WolfRave reviews
Support Stacie Auction Fic. Rachel/Mike pairing Matt/Puck/Rachel/Mike friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Mike C., Rachel B. - Complete
Big Bag vs Fun Size by 27vampyresinhermind reviews
Puck and Rachel try again and find out that it's much more fun the second time around. Rated M for a reason. NOW COMPLETE!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,444 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Blind Dates by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella's a homebody who wants to be left alone. Her friends set out to change that by convincing her into going on a blind date every Saturday, until she finds true love. She's about to find out just how shallow the dating pool really is...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,405 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and the Tale of Beedle the Bard by anarchyartist23 reviews
Full title - Expectations, Truths and the Tale of Beedle the Bard. Yet another marriage law Fremione fanfic, hope it takes a different spin however and is enjoyable to all! Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,748 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Some Days It's Not Even Worth It by Suppi-chan reviews
Jim still sort of likes away missions, even so.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by Skellig8 reviews
S/K MPREG! Spock soothes his Vulcan baby telepathically. This makes internal bruising sweet. Disclaimah: Not mine, just playing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Is New by Stellata reviews
The Eleventh Doctor realizes something is quite different this time around... When he realizes that he finds the male form quite attractive indeed. Set during the Eleventh Hour, Doctor/Jeff with appearances by Amy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,639 - Follows: 2,471 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's The Emotion by Miss. Nudge reviews
Slash. When Jim starts to ignore Spock, Spock doesn't take it so well and forms a very illogical habit. Hurt/comfort. My first Star Trek fic, be nice please! No flames, thank you. :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Aberrant Conflagration Affair by danakate reviews
Oneshot. PWP except, dude, I can't write fic without at least *some* plot. And the more I wrote, the more plot happened. I'M SORRY. Penny, Sheldon, formal wear, an oopsie, and smut. I apologize for the sap.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
THE CLUB by LovesJakeBlack reviews
Christi is a sensible girl, she leads a sensible life, but then she meets Jacob Black and her world turns upside down with passion, mistery and love. Rated M for the *Gratuitous Lemons* Chapter 60 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 211,831 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Jacob
Experimental by lizziebrewster reviews
Brennan & Angela perform "experiments" on Booth. One-Shot
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Unf by idioticonion reviews
One morning Barney wakes up a woman. Very explicit sex. Set around Season 5. No spoilers after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins by WhatWillBe reviews
Seven oneshots involving Kirk, Spock, and the seven deadly sins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Long, Tall, Texan by BamaBabe reviews
Bella is going to grad school in Texas and her friends decide to join her. Little do they know that she has an agenda of her own. AH, non-canon. BellaxJasper OOC M for future chapters & language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 106,651 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jealousy by Kili Boston reviews
Spock does not consider himself a jealous man, except when it comes to himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Can we go swimming? by Kili Boston reviews
Jim has taken Spock swimming.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,045 - Follows: 5,783 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Movie by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are best friends/roommates who are secretly in love with each other. What happens when Jasper kidnaps Edward? Bella puts a knife to Alice's throat to get her precious Eddie back, that's what! But where does a dirty movie come into play?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Changing Rooms by supermom20 reviews
The relationship of Puck & Rachel as seen on various holidays and through the eyes of others.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,070 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Don't Tell by Anarchist278 reviews
What do Puck and Rachel get up to when no-one is looking? Step inside to find out. M Rating is there for a reason, not for the faint of heart!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,414 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
A Mother's Love by rmcrms5 reviews
Companion One-Shot to The Perfect Wife - Renee's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Renée - Complete
Open Heart by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Most of the tenants in Jasper's building were seniors who'd lived there for decades. Dr. Cullen was the exception; that alone was enough to pique Jasper's interest. The fact that Dr. Cullen was dead sexy didn't hurt, either. Sexuality.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,522 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Studio 33 by FloridaChickie reviews
Edward is the host of the Price is Right & Bella is a show model. Come on down and watch as he elicits "oohs" and "aahs" from Bella inside the walls of Studio 33. Rated M for lemons and naughty Plinko. Silly, ridiculous fun. 100% crackfic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Run by sinecure reviews
The Doctor just can't be stopped sometimes; when he wants something, he wants it.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Black Tie by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is wearing a tuxedo without a tie. Where is it? Only Jim knows, and he's not telling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Black Tie'd by Lady Talla-doe reviews
The smutty post-fiction, Pre-Epilogue to Problematique's "Black Tie. " Written with permission. Spock finds his tie.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
First Date by evieeden reviews
Entry for the FML Contest. Alice gets invited on a date with her dream guy, but all is not as it seems.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
When Life Gets You Down by Anarchist278 reviews
My version of what we didn't see of the events between Sectionals and New Directions' performance for Mr Shue.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Puck, Rachel B.
Hide N Seek by vulnzme reviews
Alice meant to be winding down for the night, but things didn't quite go according to plan. O/S entry for the FML Contest. Rated M for language and lemons. AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
An Almost Romantic Dinner by Chicapanzy reviews
Kirk is super excited about cooking Valentine's Day dinner for Spock. A fluffy Valentine's Day fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Perfect Fit by edwardsisobel reviews
Bella is having a hard time fitting in with her new step-family. Her new brother in law, Jacob, can't keep his paws off her and her stepsister, Leah, hates her. Will Bella's stepmother stop Bella going to the Ball? Entry for FML Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A HandKnit Sweater by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
The five times Kirk borrowed one of Spock's sweaters and the one time he repaid the favors. Rated for language. Slashy K/S pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All Of Him by angelically-devilish reviews
RemusHermione Remus hadn't meant to do it. It's just that it had been so easy. She had made it easy. And things were going to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 87 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dancing With Dame Rose by LorelaiSquared reviews
After the events of Tooth and Claw, the Doctor and Rose share a moment or two! in the TARDIS
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Apologies by vee23 reviews
Spock seriously embarrassed Kirk and now he needs to make amends. Mildly graphic language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
In the Name of Glove by Peachly reviews
K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sufficiently Obtainable by sinecure reviews
What would you do to stay with the man you love?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Week of Seduction by believeinsherlock221B reviews
Kirk thinks Spock's been trying to seduce him all week. And boy did it work.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sheldon Penny WAR! by ShennyFTW reviews
Howard says dramatically, "last time it happened, it was a battle season 2 panty Piñata . This time...it is WAR!"- Sheldon and Penny pushed each other’s nerves too hard. The war has begun! da da DAAA!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Seduction by NerdyArtsyUnderdog reviews
Two times Puck and Rachel try to seduce each other, and one time... well... you'll just have to read and see!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,391 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Fantasies by angelically-devilish reviews
RLHGSB. She had lived with them for almost 2 years, and it had become very comfortable. The sexually-themed dreams she had suddenly started having, however, was quickly starting to change the way she looked at her two housemates. Gift for pelespen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Moments With Esme by Cocoa987 reviews
Esme, while we were on your Island, we kind of- we kind of broke your bed." "10 Tips for Aruging with Parents" "Emmett, we are not adding a tower." "I hate high school. Really." Little moments of the Cullen kids with Esme. Hilarity and love ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Esme
Short Skirts and Knee Socks by AyLee Cambell reviews
The reason Rachel wears short skirts and knee socks. Adult! If you don't like it, don't read!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Experiment by JennyLD reviews
What if, after TGitF, Reinette had not only joined team TARDIS, but Rose was happy about it? WARNING: Implied femslash/threesome
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Bell's Love Song by ActionsSpeakLouderThanWords reviews
Watch Katie Bell find love, have some rows, laughs and cries along the way. KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 114,009 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Set Myself on Fire by deews reviews
Puck and Rachel, from the beginning. It wasn't always slushies and nasty comments in the hallway. // Ten: Someone breaks up, someone makes up, and old habits die hard. Finished!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
like that stupid police song by hariboo-smirks reviews
Dating Rachel Berry was bound to be full of a lot things to make Puck wonder why the hell he was even in this relationship. Puck/Rachel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
A Walk on the WIld Side by D. M. Evans reviews
She can make him do the craziest things
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Of Chocolate and Motorcycles by Chicapanzy reviews
Alcohol has no affect on Vulcans; chocolate on the other hand is another story. Spock gets a crash course in hangovers after a party during shore leave on Earth. Pre-Kirk/Spock with slashy tidbits.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,749 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
An Imperfect Love by mistyhaze420 reviews
After Edward leaves Bella & Alice leaves Jasper, their worlds collide. They have no one to turn to but each other for comfort and become good friends...but maybe more. But is it enough to mean forever? Graphic language, lemons in the future. J&B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 227,159 - Reviews: 3058 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
My Silver Eyed Cowboy, Chap 1, Welcome to Texas by TheDevimangel reviews
There's an old house in Texas, where Bella and her mother lived for a year or two. When she and her two best friends decide to go and live in it, what will they find? And, will they find what they want? AxEd, RxEm, BxJ. ON Permanent HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,111 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Bella, Jasper
The Real Happily Ever After by Moonlightdrifter reviews
This is my first attempt at remaking a fairy tale. This tale is of Cinderella whose story is a lot different than what we've been read. Combines many fairy tales together. I hope you enjoy! Please review! Please note this is a very loose adaption
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Catching the Flower, Keeping her Near by James' Lily Flower reviews
James Potter continues to lust after the attractive Lily Evans. Luckily for James, he and Sirius come up with a cunning plan to help James gain the stubborn witch's affections. Takes place in their Seventh year at Hogwarts. NOTE CHANGED TO M, to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 66,380 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A New Love by Jasper's Darlin' Kathy reviews
Takes place after Edward leaves in New Moon. Jasper runs off after nearly attacking Bella and returns home a few days later and he comes home to find that all his family is gone and there's a note telling him not to follow. Suck at summaries. Please read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,812 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Doctor is Not Amused by Terrose reviews
The Tenth Doctor goes on the Internet and discovers fan fiction. Really bad fan fiction. Chapter 7: The Doctor posts his own story, and soon learns what a sporking is.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,412 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/6/2007 - 10th Doctor
Alert Levels by gwendy reviews
Sheldon goes all neurotic. See how Raj, Howard, Leonard and finally Penny deal with him...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Seductions by ArwendeImladris reviews
Jim is seductive, even when he doesn’t mean to be. Spock tries to fight his captain’s pull, and in the process almost pushes Jim to his death…K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Primal Possessiveness by ArwendeImladris reviews
Something about Jim just makes Spock lose his Vulcan cool…K/S Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Fate Has Brought Us Here by cullen818 reviews
Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 92,732 - Reviews: 2523 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Madness Most Discreet by Della19 reviews
Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Supernova by ArwendeImladris reviews
Nero said in the movie that he knew who Jim was. What would have happened if he knew about the relationship between Spock and Jim? Nothing good for either Spock or Jim, that’s for sure… Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Never Have I Ever by ArwendeImladris reviews
The men of the U.S.S. Enterprise get together for a game of Never Have I Ever. Otherwise known as the “Pick On Jim” game… Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/15/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Jim's Good Luck by ArwendeImladris reviews
A transporter malfunction changes Jim to a girl. His… her… explorations aren’t as successful as he… she would like, so Spock has to help… Spock/Jim Het? Slash?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reward Or Punishment? by ArwendeImladris reviews
Bones/Jim/Spock slash. Jim’s lovers find out about his past as a stripper – and they are not happy that he kept it from them. Of course, Jim always gets his way in the end…
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Punish Me by jasperohHALEyeah reviews
Bella has been such a bad girl that she has to go see Principal Cullen. hot little one-shot that is my entry for the D/s birthday contest. ExB AH AU OOC rated M for LEMONS A PLENTY! please review it makes me smile!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Letting Go by Heart.4.Life reviews
Hermione overhears something she was never meant to hear. What will happen when Draco finds out and what consequences will arise? HG/DM Slight AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,803 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Medical Leave' by MizC reviews
Spock goes into Ponn Farr early. Spock/Kirk... NC-17 just FYI
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Royale by EmmaleeWrites05 reviews
Jasper/Bella - AU, AH, Slightly OOC – Bella works her butt off for a gentlemans bar - Royale - to provide for her family but she learns some unfortunate details about her husband & turns to the one true friend she has. Rated M for future lemony goodness..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Cooper Libido Experiment by gwendy reviews
There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,919 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Collar by Lethologica86 reviews
My entry to DefinatelySpoilt's D/s Birthday Contest. Alice has wanted Master Jasper's collar for a very long time. What happens when Master Edward informs her she will have a weekend try out with Jasper to see if she is a suitable submissive for him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
It's called relaxation, ever heard of it? by Stellata reviews
Hermione is tired, stressed, and abandoned by her two "best friends". Fred decides to find a way to cheer her up... even if he has to take a few snowballs to get her relaxed. Hermione/Fred one shot, set 3rd year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
On Our Own by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Molly wants Hermione in the family, but she has her own way of going about it. One-shot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5486 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Jasper's Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
These are several chapters of my story, Golden Moon, told from Jasper's POV. The chapters will not make sense if you haven't read Golden Moon. Rating for language and adult themes - not lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Tucking The Captain In by RachelMarta reviews
After Nero has been vanquished, Bones is concerned about Jim's physical wellbeing. He enlists Spock's help to tuck the Captain in; Spock's quarters of course. What will happen when they are alone? 9/20/09 Chapters 1 through 3 have been further edited.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love Will Keep Us There by cullen818 reviews
Newborn Bella is experiencing things that no vampire should.Something is terribly wrong, but what? STORY CONTAINS MATURE/DARK/ANGST. DON'T READ if that's not your thing. Sequel to Fate Has Brought Us Here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 4423 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Chicapanzy reviews
Kirk and Spock spend a nice, quiet moment together on a particularly special day that only they know about. In honor of Kirk and Spock Day! One shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Thank You For Choosing Me by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
All Fred and Hermione want is each other. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1745 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Ascension by changedbyEdward reviews
My romantic alternate to Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward marry and have a romantic honeymoon that is cut short by some 'complications.' After their return to Forks, they must deal with what must come next. All Canon Pairings. Lots of romantic lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 202,344 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Yours by MalfoysLilDragon reviews
What happens when the Weasley's have to adhere to a new marriage law and when Hermione gets swept up into it? *Slightly edited, and finally finished with a the real Chapter 14 added...sorry I missed that all!*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,933 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Creature of Habit by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Sheldon Cooper finds out that he's not always a creature of habit, all he has to do is banish a certain someone to find out. This is my take on what should have happened during The Panty Piñata Polarization.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Inamorato by Jaylee1 reviews
“Naked Time” Reboot style, shaken but not stirred… “It was a sight that Jim knew he wouldn’t ever be able to strike from his memory no matter how many times he beat his head against a wall in an honest effort to try.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In The Shadows by NCISMcGee reviews
Tony comes across a very interesting scene one night. No real plot, just some smut. Abby/McGee
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
G0ddmmit! I’m a Doctor, Not A… by rry reviews
Today, Bones gets to deal with a pregnant Spock, hooray! And Kirk gets to find out about Spock Jr., too... Kirk/Spock mpreg, Bones POV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Emotions Outweigh Logic by Stella Andrea reviews
Jim can cause emotions in Spock without even trying. When Spock has the opportunity to set him emotions free with Jim, he takes it. It is illogical to have sex, especially when Jim thinks he is a woman, but sometimes emotions outweigh logic. K/S, oneshot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,589 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Plato's Stepchildren Gambit by Ishie reviews
Sheldon was whispering furiously before she'd even focused enough to see him. "I'm invoking paragraph seven of our recently revised friendship agreement!" When she continued to blink at him, he hissed, "The Plomeek provision!"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Red Vest, Green Vest by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
Before engaging in a game of laser tag, Spock and Bones get into an arguement over the colored vests. Two-Shot. :Bones & Spock Humor: Established K/S. Now the chapter of the actual game is POSTED!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Worth's Unknown by Lola Ravenhill reviews
The aftermath of 18th Century France leads the Doctor and Rose to someplace they never thought of. Oh, don't believe them. Of course they've thought of it. A Sonnets story.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Indecent Exposure by angelically-devilish reviews
WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,211 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Implicitly by Jaylee1 reviews
It had always been Spock; from the moment they met, it had been Spock... a Pon Farr fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Abandon Subtlety by Mac-alicious reviews
Hermione finds that the time for subtlety has passed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Wolf and Little Red: A Hogwarts Love Story by angelically-devilish reviews
The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,873 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Placation by tinuelena reviews
The Quirinusians believe the arrival of the Enterprise has angered their gods. Forced to choose between sacrificing 3 men or taking part in a sex ritual, Kirk and Spock step up to save the crew. Classic "aliens made them do it." Written for st xi kink.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
You don't know what you do to me by starfish001 reviews
Penny and Sheldon, one shot smut in a car park. That's about it, really. Missing scene from The Grasshopper Experiment. Just written and posted, sorry for any mistakes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Must Be the Hips by BekTehGreat reviews
Spock produces pheromones as he enters Pon Farr specifically designed to make his intended submit to his needs. old kinkmeme prompt that just had to be done by me! rated for later chapters!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
Plans by LorelaiSquared reviews
A little PWP Written for Tenzo's Prompted comentfic meme on LJ. Rose takes control of the situation.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Published: 7/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Walk To Remember by KatatonicRedHead reviews
Hermione and Ron get a new roommate. Fred Weasley! He and Hermione go for a walk. Romance ensues. Rated M for LEMON Piiiiiiie! Smut!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Derailed by Kaat ShadowLover reviews
Spock and Kirk met once as teenagers. Afterwards, Kirk found he was pregnant. What did he do?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,214 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Night Stand? by tightgreenshorts reviews
AU Slash Kirk/Spock One night stands are easier if you don't run into the guy the next day. And if you don't take his shirt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,521 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Never Ever Tell by tic tac toe 03 reviews
On the day they leave Hogwarts Fred and George Weasley compose a list called Never Ever Tell.......... Please Read and Review. Disclaimer: I own nothing everthing belongs to JK Rowling
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Most Pleasant Distraction by B.J. Sanders reviews
Spock was hard, and not in the I'm-being-difficult hard way, but in the I-have-an-aching-hard-on hard way. Kirk has porn and it has adverse effects on Spock. Rated M for a reason. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
One More Taste by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
Edward isn't able to stop Jasper at Bella's birthday party-but he doesn't get enough. He wants more, and he'll do anything to get it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 53,298 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
This is a Memory That Will Never Fade by bittersweetmelody47 reviews
She dreams of how it was all over with a loud boom, a destroyed corridor littered with debris, the aftermath being the sight of Fred lying on his back, still, the smile frozen in place and the eyes vacant; Fred, dead and gone. Spoilers up to DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Pregnancy Complex by Mika Casey reviews
Penny made an announcement that changed Sheldon's life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Midnight Struck by Solas-Divided reviews
He couldn't wait until Midnight.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,375 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Lesson Learned by Solas-Divided reviews
Ron needs to be taught a lesson and Snape is just the man for the job! No Slash SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Worth It by Solas-Divided reviews
Hermione has to decide what is more important. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man by Penbrydd reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Dance, Dance BARFIGHT! by Penbrydd reviews
Spock is captured by aliens and forced to become a pole dancer in a nightclub. It's up to Kirk and McCoy to save him! Blame the kinkmeme -- I sure do. PURE CRACK, some angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Cold and Wet by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Don't Like Cannonballs by Kelsers reviews
Bella's without her hubby for the night again and get's lonely. She find an old video that she never knew existed. Do the innocent truly understand love more than we know? Edward will protect her from the cannonballs. Entry to Epic T Rated Oneshot Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only In His Mind by M.Y.Ame reviews
Kirk wishes the dreams would stop. Sulu and Chekov play a little prank. Spock is concerned in his own way. pre-slash, in a certain way. Minor humor, depending on your sense of it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Both Hands On The Throttle by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock written for the STXI kinkmeme on LJ. Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk's pissing him off on purpose?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Biological Side of Humanity by tinuelena reviews
When Spock finds out he's inherited some fascinating aspects of human biology, he seeks the help of his Captain to help make the awkward symptoms subside. Kind of a crackfic. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by spooky-fbi reviews
Spock is early for his chess game with Jim. He therefore very logically decides to watch Jim take a shower. Y'know, because it's logical. Mentions of Spock/Uhura. Warning: Adult content. Do not click if you are underage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Instinct by yukiislikesnow reviews
There are all kinds of instincts. Survival instincts, testing instincts, emotional instincts. But sexual ones...now those are the best kind.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Might I Make a Request? by yukiislikesnow reviews
K/S response to kink meme involving Kirk in glasses and Spock enjoying that look on him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So You Wanna Be Vulcan? by xeksx reviews
Kirk has to dress as a Vulcan for a mission. Spock gets turned on by Vulcan Kirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Whisper In My Ear by Motor City Mistress reviews
My first Star Trek story. Spock didn't really mean to knock the captain out...but then again, tying him to the bed wasn't really necessary to wake him up. Spock x Jim Kirk slash, smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Checkmate by Dilmn8 reviews
Kirk tries to distract Spock during a game of chess, but it doesn't work out like planned. SLASH Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Everyone Wins by Nollie Marie reviews
Bella wins a game and gets her reward...one where everyone wins. See exactly what Bella won. Another entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! Slight follow up from "Calling the Bluff". R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Complete
Calling the Bluff! by Nollie Marie reviews
Alice decides that everyone is going to play "Calling the Bluff". Find out who's telling the truth about secrets and who is bluffing! My entry for Bronzedhairedgirl620 and Daddy's Little Cannibal's "Epic T Rated, One-Shot contest"! R&R Please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Complete
Coping With Fame by lostmidtranslation reviews
Sorry. I’m an overpaid Quidditch keeper for Puddlemere and should respect that you are an overworked healer for St. Mungo’s and you have a job to do." Oliver lives with Katie, but the pair are adamant they aren't in love... or are they? T for Language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 98,384 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Getting Kicked Out Of A Fair by readinangel reviews
Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009
Clueless by xx-Mione-Fan-xx reviews
It's amazing what can come out of a simple game of truth or dare. “She can face Death Eaters in the war bravely, but snogging Draco Malfoy terrifies her?” A D/Hr oneshot, post war, ignore HBP or DH. Read, Enjoy and Review! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Truly New, New Doctor by shake-n-shiver reviews
Rose isn't dealing with the Doctor in the usual way... for what's turning out to be the usual reasons. Things are pear-shaped. Part of the What If? series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sex: The Final Frontier by freudian fuckup reviews
Sheldon takes the leap from theory to practice.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
So Beautiful by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
One-Shot. Kirk and Spock are made to wear some interesting outfits...how will they respond when they see eachother? Made specially for sexypancake who requested: Spock and jewelry. SLASH. Rated T for sensuality and scenes of a sexual nature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Minding Manners by Liquid Laughter reviews
After the dust of the final battle settles, Hermione reminds Fred of an important etiquette lesson, and he suggests that she take her own advice. Hermione and Fred fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Worth It by Gwenevere Black reviews
Draco had brought up marrige before, and it had resulted in a blowout arguement and a kitchen fire. Fortunately, he hadn't been serious then. Unfortunately, he was serious now. All he could really hope was that she didn't burn the place down. DxH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Spontaneous Desires by kalina-blue reviews
There was a reason why Hermione preferred to think everything through before acting. Spontaneity just gets you into all kinds of trouble. Same goes for Slytherins. Post-DH, Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Human Mating Rituals by Chicapanzy reviews
After baring their souls to one another, Kirk teaches Spock a lesson in human mating rituals. Takes place between Destiny and Uncertainty. NC-17 for sexual content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Times Scorpius Caught Rose Drinking by drcjsnider reviews
Scorpius has serious plans for his life and he is determined that no one, especially Rose Weasley, is going to distract him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Discovering Jacob by Anita Reese reviews
She liked that – possessing something. It gave her this new sort of power. She felt confident. She placed her hands in his shaggy hair and attacked his mouth with her plump lips.- Nessie starts high school with Jake in her thoughts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Ice Cream Sundae by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
One-Shot. Jim treats Spock to some ice cream. This is for sexypancake, who requested: Spock, ice cream, and Kirk. ; Fluff.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tattoos and Detenions by drunkbritishstarkid reviews
One shot for The Tattoo Challenge. Drace has a tattoo. But what does it say? Who is it for? And why does he keep staring!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Negotiations by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
The Captain and his Officer are at a diplomatic party where Kirk finds himself the center of unwanted attention. Fortunately, Spock isn't feeling up to personal negotiations...SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Like Your Booty, But I'm Not Gay by Greenaleydis reviews
Draco disguises himself as a girl to prove that Hermione Granger is indeed batting for the other team - but his plan turns out to be way more traumatizing in the end than he'd originally thought. Fluffy fem-slash goodness - maybe something else. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sex and Orgasms by futagoat02 reviews
Apparently in Vulcan that meant “I want to have hot sexy man-loving with you all night long” because Spock abruptly launches a proposal. Of sorts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Righting Wrongs by dogstar-ebony reviews
19 years is a long time to skip, and it's highly doubtful that our favourite trio did nothing but marry and have kids in that time. So, what DID they do? And what about all the forgotten characters? Chapter 20 now up. T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,993 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Quidditch by Gwenevere Black reviews
Hermione Granger is good at everything Hogwarts has to offer - that is, until Draco Malfoy discovers her one weakness: Quidditch. Hermione is fully prepared to watch him exploit that weakness, but what she's not prepared for is him...helping her? 1-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Old by Rizzle reviews
He called her Granger, just to be contrary. On the eve of a wedding, a groom escapes from his bachelor party and visits his bride-to-be for one last, pre-nuptial interlude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lead Us Not Into Temptation by sinecure reviews
The Doctor will not be led into temptation...
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
We Met In Preschool by sisterhoodfan reviews
Bella has a flashback when she sees an old friend. AH/One-Shot Written for dolphinherovamp5's challenge...Nominated on the Sparkle Awards!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
All My Fanfics by hermyandronforevr reviews
This is a fic making fun of cliches in the fanfics of today. I’ll hit everything from Ron and Hermione to slash from songfics to whatever pops into my mind. Ch 9 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Hermione G.
Flecks of Golden Sand by Dasha Feather reviews
When they make love this time, they have sand in their hair. Post Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Place Your Bets by KatieBelleCullen reviews
Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,483 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
As You Were by angelically-devilish reviews
Valentine's Day - the bane of Hermione Granger's existence. Until someone unexpected shows her the finer points of the day of lover's bliss. SMUT'N'FLUFF! Do not read if you're underage. RL/HG oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A New Beginning by Jazminejade reviews
Bella Swan moves in with her older brother Emmett and his two college roommates after she gets into trouble at her school in Phoenix. --LEMONS! Strong language and under-aged drinking. You have been warned!-- Discontinued
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Bella, Jasper
A Slip of the Mask by dracoxhermione322 reviews
Draco slips off his mask and Hermione has a glimpse of the "real Draco." How will she react? Please R&R. A One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pavlovian by sinecure reviews
Rose, Priest!D, a bed, and some conversation... plus smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Raising Draco's Son: The Remake by The Evil Sheep reviews
What happens when an accident at the Hogwarts graduation party leaves Hermione pregnant with Draco's baby and he finds out, four years later?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,654 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Greatest Fear by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
We all know that Hermione Granger is afraid of failing her tests and riding a broomstick. But really, those are not her greatest fear. Christmas fic even if Christmas ended already. DUE TO SOME DEMANDS, THIS IS NOW A TWO-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Bella's Off Day by anythingzombie reviews
You know the saying "everybody poops"? Well, that goes for everyone, even fictional characters. Edward isn't use to the human body, how will he react when Bella gets gross? Oneshot; R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
It's Not Cannibalism by Kumomi reviews
Danny's horny when he sees what Lindsay was reading on her computer. I don't own CSI New York. Please review!
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Things That Rhyme With Orange by keilen reviews
Hermione/Fred as always. I really don't like Hermione with anyone else. Fred has something to tell ask Hermione and Hermione has something to tell Fred. This is them trying to do that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,285 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Her Boy by JazzHollow reviews
Professor Whitlock comes home to find his wife has planned an evening he will not forget. Lemons and Lots of BDSM - this story isn't for everyone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Not hers by Belker reviews
Ziva is watching Tony. And then acts. This is Ziva, remember?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Then, The Elevator Door Opened by Humor In A Bittersweet Life reviews
Tony realizes his love for Ziva when the doors to the elevator at NCIS, open. Chapter Four: Tony brings Ziva a gift
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Finding Fred and George by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Fred and George decide to test how well the family knows them. It's going to be an interesting birthday party...Mentions of Ginny/Tonks, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Bad Hair Day by Ongaku Neko reviews
Rainy days are bad for hair, but are great for curling up with a good romance novel. What happens when Draco Malfoy finds out about Hermione's little secret? Hermione/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,166 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
TrickorTreat by My Beloved reviews
Post-Breaking Dawn: This is Renesmee's first Halloween. In fact it is everyone's save Bella and Jacob first Halloween. Trick-or-Treating with the Cullens, what could possibly go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,280 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
My Snow by Dei Gratia 43 reviews
Ginny and Oliver have been secretly seeing each other. When word gets out that the two hottest players in Quidditch, who are supposed to be rivals for the Quidditch Cup, are dating, their snow-like relationship will be put through the test.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Ginny W., Oliver W. - Complete
Be All My Sins Remembered by sinecure reviews
While undercover, Rose has some very impure thoughts.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,370 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Last Night by readinangel reviews
Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Textual by idioticonion reviews
A response to the prompt "an entire story done as text messages". Barney texts Robin when he's bored. AU Season 4ish.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
An Avonlea Scandal by dollystuddedudders reviews
Avonlea is turned upside down when a handsome stranger brings news from the grave on Anne's Wedding Day. A group fanfic from The Avonlea Message Board.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008
War Games by spinkle22 reviews
Oneshot. Alex is faced with failure...
Alpha Force - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
Classics for Dummies by Isabelle reviews
Since his father was hardly ever around, Cary Grant taught him how to stand and talk, Humphrey Bogart taught him how to smoke and be worldly, and Marlon Brando taught him how to smirk. Chuck/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
The Broken Heart by Sabrina Cullen Landis reviews
When Nessie goes to high school one afternoon, everything seems just fine. Until she meets Lewis. He's smart, he's sweet, and best of all, he's gorgeous! It suddenly turns out that Jacob isn't the one she loves after all...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
When the Boys are Gone by Valea reviews
What happens when Alice and Bella return from a shopping trip and they have the house all to themselves? OOC and LEMMMMOOOONNNS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Solar Eclipse by Silver Moon Vampiress reviews
After witnessing a solar eclipse, Alice and Jasper switch bodies. As a result, their relationship changes. Rated M for lemons and lemony content in future chapters. This is for the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest. Please read & review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,466 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Devil's Backbone by valentine999 reviews
A response to Spinkle22's "Reunion" challenge, as well as being a new mission. Rated T for language, IMPLIED lemons etc. BTW- I forgot to say that Lily is from my other fic "White Gold," sorry!
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,015 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Leatherbound by Solstice Muse reviews
A smutlet for Christmas. Hermione loves the smell of leather bound books...and a leather bound Ron is pretty satisfying too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Kesi and Ryry's Christmases by The Argent Wolf reviews
Updated every day until Christmas Day, these drabbles and oneshots will chronicle the first 25 Christmases in Ryan and Kelsi's lives. Ryelsi, obv. Year 24 is up.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,259 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Ryan E., Kelsi N.
The Power of Love by James' Lily Flower reviews
Voldemort doesn't murder Lily and James Potter, moving straight to Harry. The Dark Lord loses his power, leaving the Potter family undefeated. Harry grows up with his parents and the family and friend he deserves.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
Unexpected by NiceIceEdward reviews
Bella finds herself being very confused by Jasper's behavior while Edward is on a hunting trip with the family. A Jasper/Bella one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Every Kiss Begins With Kay by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
For "A Very Cullen Christmas Collaboration Contest." Sometimes commercials aren't always fake. All human. Co written with Bronzedhairgirl620. B/E One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Havoyeurself a Merry Little Christmas by Devi Ancy reviews
AH/AU A/J & B Bella had planned a very special Christmas surprise for Edward. Little did she know, the surprise would be on her. MA-CONTAINS LEMONS. Written for Withthevampsofcourse and jandco's "A Very Cullen Christmas" contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
I've got a feeling, are you feeling it too? by Deathany Breigns reviews
Jasper and Alice decide to have a little fun, but he's not as he seems. Who know Rosalie could have THAT bad of a temper besides emmett ? Carlisle, what have you planned for Esme? And Bella you should know better than to try and seduce Edward by now
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Christmas Shopping by my1alias reviews
Alice has dragged Jasper out for Christmas shopping. As a reward for good behaviour, or is it a punishment for bad behaviour? She entices him to enter a store that he normally would not enter. Lemons, AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Hide and Seek by Stephenie Harris reviews
Alice and Jasper play a game of hide and seek while Edward and Bella honeymoon on Isle Esme. Written from Alice’s point of view. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Happy Anniversary by luvrgrl14 reviews
It's Katie and Oliver's two year anniversary. They could only give each other one gift to show the other how much they care. The story is always better than the summery, I promise. This is M, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Papa Don't Preach by Ultrawoman reviews
AU, starts Pre-Season 1. With Lilly dead and her mother gone, Veronica finds she has no-one to run to when life takes an unexpected turn, because this time she’s done something her Dad really won’t approve of... Will be LoVe eventually
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,852 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Veronica, Logan - Complete
The Twin's Triumph by Zaziness reviews
A story about how the Weasley twins get their shop and the problems they encounter. -Currently unfinished forever. If I ever update, I plan to change ALL OF IT! Still, feel free to read!-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Fred W., George W.
My Version: Forever Mia by pisces822 reviews
As Mia's senior year is coming to a close, she faces herself with a month before taking over Genovia. Also, she faces her ex-friend Lilly, and also becomes Michael's friend again. In the end, who will she end up with: Michael or J.P? And how is Genovia?
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008
Lavender Observes by Vega Black62 reviews
Lavender Brown observes Ron, Hermione and Harry and sees more than she understands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Lavender B., Ron W. - Complete
Jasper and Emmett have some fun by semmaforeva reviews
Since vampires don't need to sleep and can't come out on sunny days, Jasper and Emmett like to make their own fun with Edward. See what happens when Jasper uses his ability to manipulate Edward's feelings. Just a random idea. No flames please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 572 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Professions & Confessions by edwardsbringinsexyback reviews
Bella Swan goes to her first year of college. She meets many new friends, including a hilarious set of siblings, along with her new super sexy drama teacher. Sparks fly between them. **rated m for lemony goodness and language**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008
There's Something About A Man In Uniform by whitereflections12 reviews
For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,635 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Just Like Heaven by acirelemagne reviews
An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Take the Girl by ericastwilight reviews
Edward and Bella first met when they were eight years old, ten years later he asks for her hand in marriage. One shot/song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Not Me by pathera reviews
Ron's proposal doesn't go quite the way he expected. FW/HG. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4859 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,554 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
5 Clichés That Didn't Work, and 1 That Did by sinecure reviews
Rose and the Doctor go trampling through the clichés.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,145 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5138 - Favs: 2,980 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Burnt Rubber and Desire by littleyellowporsche reviews
Alice and Jasper one-shot. Alice and Jasper need to spice up their sex life. When Alice comes up with a thrilling idea, can she get Jasper to go along for the ride, even after what happend last time? *Re-edited and extened scene*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
We Start and End with Family by luvscharlie reviews
When the stresses of parenthood weigh heavily on Hermione, her husband, Fred Weasley, arranges for them to have some time alone. AU fic. Fred/Hermione; Charlie/Viktor; Percy/Penelope
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Deepest Desire of Her Heart by Patience.Virtue.Is reviews
Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,693 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You Talk Too Much by lepidopteran reviews
Random Amber/Hex one-shot. Hex receives a bravery award; Amber becomes tongue-tied. Lol. Really not much to summarise, you'll see what I mean once you've read :D
Alpha Force - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
My Little Soldier by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Another shopping trip with Alice proves to be enjoyable for both Jasper and Alice. Smut, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Colours of the Night by James' Lily Flower reviews
Quidditch Star, James Potter just broke up with his girlfriend. He goes to a strip club in an attempt to make himself feel better. There he meets stunning Lily Evans. soon his lust for her reappears, but a famous Quidditch player can’t date a prostitute?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,942 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Our PlaceSort Of by scoob2222 reviews
Written for 10 passions. Prompt was his place. Danny gives Lindsay a key to his apartment. Then the fun starts.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Sleepy Sarcastic Morning by scoob2222
Written for 10 passions. Prompt was hidden from the world. Danny and Lindsay’s playful morning turns into a competion.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Better by mrs. huntzberger reviews
Jasper and Alice get cosy on her couch. A little piece of sweet smut just for smut's sake. And because I really wanted to get Jasper naked. LEMON. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Playboy's Pursuit by SouredSweetie reviews
HIATUS He turned to his side, elbow bent, his head resting on his hand "Your rejection is killing me you know." Hermione smiled sweetly, "Where'd you like to be buried?" His eyes twinkled as he prepared himself to be beaten. "Inside you."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,875 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
White Gold by valentine999 reviews
Alpha force are helping out in Peru for a while and everything is going swimmingly. But then Alex falls for a girl who's involved in some bad business and everyone's trip is turned into something bigger than they imgined it would be.
Alpha Force - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
Graveyards and Letters by runaway xo reviews
Strolling the streets of Chicago, Edward requests to take Bella somewhere special. Her original temptation is altered as he pulls her into the local cemetery. Post-Eclipse. Two-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Twin Soul by rainvilla reviews
HermionexFred romance: in one night, Hermione and Fred interchanged lives. their souls changed bodies with one another and have a one and a lifetime chance to realize each other's life...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,538 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Wizarding Common Law by Lady Mage reviews
Hermione & Fred. They've been living together as friends for 7 years now which means that according to Wizarding Commonlaw, they are now married. Meanwhile Hermione is head of the Auror department and dealing with a multiple murder case...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,592 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I love her by Babyblue18333 reviews
Fred is in love with Hermione.So when the marriage law comes out,and they are both promised to other people.He comes up with an idea so he can marry her instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Change of Tune by Conner Wolfbane reviews
What happens when the Weasley Twins find out that Umbridge hates Musicals? A good deal of fun, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Doing the Deed by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione, an employee at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, finds herself in a most pleasant position. Fred/Hermione/George smut! Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by FabulouslyMichelle reviews
Corny Collins and Motormouth Maybelle sneak a quickie in Corny's dressing room. CornBelle drabble.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Painted Romance by Catherine or Cate reviews
COMPLETE CharlieHermione fic. Post War. AU. Hermione leaves all that she knows, spreads her wings and flies, with the support of someone unexpected, but not unwelcomed. Thanks to beta, Pricilla. Reposted 28 March 2008.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Hottest Day Ever by xesty reviews
It's one of the hottest days Neptune's ever seen and Lamb's not putting up with any of Veronica's games! One-shot Sheriff Lamb/Veronica fic. Rated M for Language and suggested Adult Themes
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Lamb, Veronica - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 122 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Goes Down by Zhailei reviews
Veronica goes undercover at a Pi Sigma Sigma party to learn more about the rapes on campus. So does her not-so-favourite Sheriff. Something other than hilarity ensues. Spoilers up to episode 3:9 - Spit & Eggs. Lamb/Veronica.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,772 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Veronica, Lamb - Complete
Fight For Me by DramaticStarlet reviews
We were supposed to fight for each other. TroyGabriella.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Troy B., Gabriella M. - Complete
Be Mine by Drivelicious reviews
Hermione's crush on Charlie is about to be exposed thanks to one of George's products. Is it possible that Charlie feels the same? Just a sweet little story. T for minor language. HG&CW Post DH but not epilogue compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Insecure Boobs by scoob2222 reviews
Written for 5drunkfics for the prompt forget. Lindsay gets jealous and insecure...and drunk.
CSI: New York - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Danny M., Lindsay M. - Complete
Figment of the Imagination by Kneazle reviews
AU. Hermione's life sucks: she was dumped, made redundant, and can't pay her rent. Unable to sleep, Hermione reads a romance novel – and wakes up with the hero in her bed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Live Bed Show by Solstice Muse reviews
Harry and Ron conspire to give Hermione her sexual fantasy for Christmas...the two of them willing to do anything she wants for a whole hour. DH Epilogue compliant. Canon trio slash, yes I managed to write het slash for you! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Gladiator by Yani Cardaria reviews
Naming things, Tracy found, had never been quite so entertaining.
Hairspray - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Tracy T., Link L. - Complete
The Dangers of Quidditch by rage.and.inspiration reviews
Katie Bell is use to getting hurt at Quidditch practice. Or anything, for that matter. But after a painful blow to the head, she realizes that maybe there was a perk to getting hurt... [oneshot, OliverXKatie] r&r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Just In Case by atruwriter reviews
Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,271 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2007 - [Fred W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Surprise by lilmisblack reviews
Hermione receives an unexpected surprise for her birthday, in the form of a sexy, redheaded wizard. HGCWBW oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Weasley Tradition by Lordkitten reviews
It's the day before Harry's 17th Birthday and Fred and George decide to show Harry the tradition of the Weasley brothers. Harry finds out that not all the best things have to wait until your 17. p.s. we all know j.k owns everything Harry Potter so enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
Giggling by Sickofseconds reviews
Harry hears some odd giggling during the night. And it’s not Ron, or him, for that matter. HarryRon, FredGeorge. WARNING: CONTAINS SLASH. Please, read and review! Rated for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P., Ron W.
Cinderella: A Modern Tale by phoenix featherwill reviews
A modern spin on a classic tale, Cinderella, juggles her dreams of Hollywood stardom & her reality as a Beverly Hills maid. With her trusty mop at hand, she is determined to conquer Tinseltown, meet Prince Charming & live happily ever after.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 6/1/2007
Only In The World of Dragons by atruwriter reviews
Charlie's passion had always been dragons. Slowing down was never an option, which didn't change when he fell in love with fellow keeper Hermione Granger. At least until the life they planned together hit a dangerous, deathly snag. CWHG Summary inside...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,206 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - [Charlie W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Biting Thumbs by The Luna Complex reviews
Lily teaches James a bit about Shakespearean insults.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
The Preferable Ending by PisceanGirlPower reviews
[ONESHOT] [MM fluff] What SHOULD have happened instead of the Mega Mia Michael Fight on September 9 night....'Nuff said. R&R.
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Complete
Rain by Angelus1 reviews
Veronica should be at home. But she's not, because she learned a long time ago that doing otherwise is usually much more fun.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
Repossesed by OzGeek reviews
The NCIS bachelors are actioned off at an NCIS charity event. Silly and pointless. Spoilers for Season 4. Inspired by the idea from LeoLass' Possession. Thanks to LeoLass for the betaing. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
The Birds That Float Brought Us Together by Elf-War-Goddess-Blood-Lust reviews
Mia and Michale are finally together.RatingM for VERY DETAILED LEMON!
Princess Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Preparation is the Father of Inspiration by Angelus1 reviews
No 'naughty or nice' jokes, no talk of spiking the eggnog, and no inappropriate mistletoe placement.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
Influenza by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
Weevil is sick. WeeVer lemon R&R
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
Career Advice Day by formerlyknownasone reviews
That's what McGonagall fears most. And Oliver Wood. Until he makes a confession...about Katie A KBOW oneshot. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Getting to know him by emerald-eyed-stag reviews
Sirius peered over the Marauders map and squealed... A Lily and James Oneshot, set in their seventh year at Hogwarts. please read and reveiw! :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Stuck by emerald-eyed-stag reviews
Hermione and Ron are trapped in the divination classroom, a coincidence? or are a couple of amateur cupids hard at work? A challenge set by Cheelalaucha on Pinocchio's forum. pl pls R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Testing Times by OnlyAtNight reviews
Fred and George have a new potion. Who are the lucky guinea pigs? WARNING: Pure unadulterated porn R Rated CW HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
All In a Moment by Poetic Angelica reviews
WeeVer. Set during CotT. What if it wasn't Wallace that came to her rescue? SMUT.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Veronica, Weevil - Complete
100 and 1 Ways to Annoy Oliver Wood by just giddy reviews
Oliver's beloved team list 100 and 1 ways to annoy him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Oliver W.
The Auction by Gilly Bean2 reviews
Hermione Granger disappeared before the end of the war. Charlie Weasley spends his time saving the victims of the war, and finds her. Post Hogwarts, Post War, Voldemort Wins. Part 4 up. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Movie by EvilEdna42 reviews
Hermione manages to cock up a spell. Bill is there.. This is fluff, pure and simple. Short and sweet :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Hermione G., Bill W.
The Trouble With Metamorphmagi by EvilEdna42 reviews
Metamorphmagi can be mighty touchy..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005 - N. Tonks, Bill W.
Call Collect by Batdz Angel reviews
He dialed her apartment with numb fingers. When she picked up, he didn’t know what to say until she whispered, “Come home.”
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
Chocolate and Cream and Bossy Boots by LavenderBrown reviews
A one-shot. Ron and Hermione get stuck in the pantry. You can guess the rest. A little HG on the side. Rated R for sex and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2003 - Complete
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You Tell Good Stories reviews
Jacob makes a new friend, Hunter, who he also imprints upon. But how can he explain imprinting if she won't believe the legends? And how will he explain that someone will hurt her? Someone just like him..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Jacob
If You Could reviews
Edward and his family are new to Forks. Bella is used to getting her way. What happens when Edward doesn't give Bella a second glance?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
You're Leaving Tomorrow
a short story set in the war, bella and edward just before he leaves to war.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete