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Joined 11-01-08, id: 1730235, Profile Updated: 12-05-08
Author has written 14 stories for How I Met Your Mother, Fringe, Big Bang Theory, and House, M.D..

So this is where I'm supposed to write a little bit about myself, I suppose. I think I'll skip that part in lieu of summarizing a few of the series I follow and the ships I support.

Big Bang Theory: Leonard/Penny
Bones: Booth/Brennan, Hodgins/Montenegro
Chuck: Chuck/Sarah
Fringe: Peter/Liv, Walter/Astrid, Broyles/Sharp
House: House/Cuddy, House/Thirteen, House/Cameron, Wilson/Cuddy
How I Met Your Mother: Barney/Robin, Marshmellow/Lillypad, Ted/Victoria, Ted/Stella, Ted/Not-Robin

Original characters I don't mind, as long as they're well crafted.

I have a few ideas for fics I want to write at some point:

- A "Fringe" / "Eureka" crossover, probably a one-shot, possibly a brief multi-chap. Predicated on the similarities between company names. I'm thinking Eureka's "Global Dynamics" will be a holding company of which "Massive Dynamic" is a more well-known subsidiary, with GD remaining in the shadows (skunk works, as it were).

- A "How I Met Your Mother" multi-chapter fic loosely modeled after the series, but as seen from the perspective of Barney and Robin, telling their kids how they met. Tentatively titled "A True Story of Legendary Awesomeness: How Barney Stinson met his First Lady of Cool."

- A "Fringe" multi-chap of epic proportions, called "Sometimes" for the time being. It will paint a picture of how exactly Walter Bishop, Peter Bishop, Nina Sharp, William Bell and Phillip Broyles are connected, among other things. Based on a theory I'm slowly evolving to fill plot holes in the series. Summary: "Sometimes when Walter counts out the Fibonacci sequence before falling asleep, his thoughts turn to Peter's mother - Takes the team all across the country in a bid to find out what really happened all those years ago in the lab, and what is still happening because of it." This may or may not feature cameos from other series, I'm not yet certain. With them traveling all over the place, there are plenty of opportunities to work in subplots featuring characters from different series.

I'll keep my LiveJournal (see homepage link) updated with various bits and pieces regarding works in progress, such as the theory behind "Sometimes" as mentioned above.

It might be a few fics will be published from time to time that aren't on this list, inspiration being a fickle thing.

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I Do? I Don't by ColorOfAngels reviews
Could a drunken mistake be the best thing that ever happened to them? A lot can happen before an annulment is finalized... After all, as House said himself, the most successful marriages are based on lies... HouseCameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,880 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Riddle by LoyalistEternal reviews
A world where there are no wands, only guns… Year One, Alternate Universe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/25/2011
Figured You Out by LoyalistEternal reviews
Broyles always hates himself the morning after. A series of Shoyles drabbles as inspired by the wonderful NomDuClavier. Nina Sharp, Philip Broyles
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Phillip B., Nina S.
A Very Fringe Christmahanufestivus: The Sequel by LoyalistEternal reviews
Lo presents this year's four part winter holiday story followup to the very popular Christmahanufestivus story last year! Walstrid
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
One For My Baby by patientslie reviews
House/Cam, Cuddy/Wilson. 3rd in series following Secret and Undiscovered. Summary at beginning of chapter if you haven't already read the previous two stories.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 119 - Words: 159,666 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008
Serial Killers in Heat by LoyalistEternal reviews
What is the mating dance between two accomplished serial killers? An AU Peter/Liv fic. WARNING: Sex, death, murder, violence
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,328 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Peter B., Olivia D. - Complete
Therein Lies Impossibility, Astrid:Season One by LoyalistEternal reviews
What exactly is impossible? In the world of Fringe Science, nothing is truly off limits. Different views of the world according to Walter and Astrid's daily lives, in no particular order. A handful of awkward comments, and we’re ready to go!
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,321 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Walter B., Astrid F. - Complete
Macadamia Pancakes by LeLe reviews
Story about the ups and downs of House's relationship with a younger woman. Not quite sure how far I'll go with this. House/Other
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 90,494 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - G. House
Believing What Makes You Happy by LoyalistEternal reviews
Lassiter moves in with O’Hara. But it has nothing to do with an interoffice romance. Because he’s uncomfortable with that. Right? Lassiet pairing
Psych - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,693 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
The day I met your mother by idioticonion reviews
Future Ted finally tells his kids the actual story of how he met their mother. Written after 4.12 Benefits but not really spoilery.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ted M., Mother - Complete
The Long Arm Of The Law by idioticonion reviews
Barney's been a bad boy. Set after S3 - AU where Robin/Barney are sleeping together.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
How We Met Our Baby by poeticgrace reviews
A one nightstand and a near death experience make two people see life in a very different way. Barney/Robin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,986 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Everything goes wrong by KaFae reviews
Set right when the explosion occurs at the end of season 1. John fights to save Cameron and leaves Sarah and Derek behind in the process. JohnxCam
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,975 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Cameron, John C.
Three Things With Absolute Certainty by musing11 reviews
This is kind of crack!fic-esque. But not insanely so. Like this could possibly happen on the show. A day in the life of Astrid, navigating Walter's craziness and Peter and Olivia's annoying UST. Suggestive themes, Peter/Olivia.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Astrid F. - Complete
Alchemy by melissaisdown reviews
Love and sex - when, how, if they intersect - History, photography, ineviability- House/Cuddy
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,258 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
The Sparkles Disorder by glamorouspirate reviews
Barney was suffering, fighting the monstrous disease that came to be known as the Sparkles Disorder. And it all stemmed from those stupid, utterly ridiculous Ted Mosby Syndromes...
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2008
Five Kisses by secondmezzanine reviews
Four times Barney kissed Robin, and one time he didn't. Follows regular episodes, but somewhat AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Complete
Five Things Robin Scherbatsky Doesn't Do by fearlessfan reviews
Robin doesn't fall in love with Barney -- except for how she totally does . Barney/Robin, with spoilers through the fourth season, although the most recent plot points play out differently in this story.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
Home by Upside-Up reviews
Robin/Barney. Takes place after Shelter Island. Robin has moved into Ted's place and is having a bit of trouble feeling settled.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
This Thing by glamorouspirate reviews
This thing between them was growing, snowballing until they were barely who they started out as.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Resolutions by MMB reviews
Happily ever after never seemed so far away. Sequel to Truth and Consequences. Complete posting at last.
Pretender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 372,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Complete
Chuck vs Fulcrum (2007) by ne71 reviews
When Fulcrum makes a devastating strike, Chuck comes to realize how much Sarah means to him; and how far he'll go to keep her safe.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,418 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Chuck vs the Defense Contractor by NorCali reviews
Team Chuck faces a threat to it's survival. Will it self-destruct from within? Chuck/Sarah, Chuck/OC. A little blood...
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
In Her Time of Need by blueheronz reviews
What if Cameron sought out House instead of Chase after taking crystal meth? What if she delivered her "sex kills" speech to House instead of Chase? This is my take on what might occur. House and Cameron angst and romance.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,870 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Truth and Consequences by MMB reviews
Miss Parker prepares to rebuild and protect the Centre while Jarod must face one family to be able to claim his dream of happiness with the other. Sequel to Balancing the Scales Finished
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 248,168 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Complete
Balancing the Scales by MMB reviews
sequel to "Retrospective" & "Picking Up the Pieces". Seven years have passed since Jarod vanished. Now he's back - with a plan to even the score. =>COMPLETE!
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,964 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2003 - Published: 10/4/2002 - Complete
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Of dreams long forgotten reviews
Walter and Peter have a father-son moment of sorts. Drabble. Rated for language.
Fringe - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Walter B., Peter B. - Complete
Fountain reviews
Walter discovers Astrid's Powerbook and it isn't locked, mayhem ensues. - Walter, Astrid, Peter - "1/7th day" gift-fic for Lo.Sequence - complete
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Walter B., Astrid F. - Complete
Unlike hers, yours isn't bionic reviews
Even the nights before, Broyles hates himself, always. A series of Shoyles drabbles as inspired by the excellent Lolita Tides. Nina Sharp, Phillip Broyles
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Phillip B., Nina S.
SnakesOnACane reviews
When cooking doesn't work out, House needs another hobby. Set between episodes 6x01 and 6x02.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Keg resin
“What do you say to owning a time-share museum?” Oneshot for talk bingo; minor spoiler for 5x03
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Therein Lies Insanity, Walter
A collection of what will be predominantly Walter/Astrid or Walter-centric fics. A wink to my homie Lo Tides' "Therein Lies Impossibility, Astrid" series.
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Walter B., Astrid F.
Stinson's got Game reviews
Out of the blue, Codex might've just found herself a man who is a lot of things, a starting character isn't one of them — Barney/Codex; crossover; AU; set a year after HIMYM 4.12, Benefits and somewhere in "The Guild"'s non-existent 3rd season.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009
An open letter to Penny reviews
As much as I hate to say it, Sheldon was right. - Oneshot; Penny, Leonard, Sheldon; Penny/OMC, Penny/Leonard
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
The Baby Shower Conspiracy reviews
Leonard and Penny finally manage to get into a stable relationship, and sometime later have some happy news to share. Sheldon of course has quite a bit to say, just not on the matter they expect – Dedicated to idioticonion; Minor spoiler for 2.11; AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Complete
Dear Freaking Diary reviews
There are certain things one never talks about, not with one's posse, not even with one's wingman; especially not with one's wingman. This is one of them – Barney feels introspective and confides in the unlikeliest of places - Was named The Mirror Talk.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2008
Sometimes reviews
In which we learn the truth about what happened all those years ago in the lab, who Peter's mother is, who Peter is, what William Bell's role is in all of this, and much more - Peter/Liv, Walter/Astrid, Walter/?
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Peter B., Olivia D.
The Tell reviews
Robin finally figures out why she's always the first one to end up naked - AU; 3rd season; Barney/Robin, Marshall/Lily, Ted/Stella
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Complete
First Lady of Cool reviews
A True Story of Legendary Awesomeness: How Barney Stinson met Robin Scherbatsky, his First Lady of Cool - Barney and Robin hear Ted's telling his kids a 'little' story, and decide to tell their kids one of their own. How did things 'really' happen? AU.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008
The Ikea Rule reviews
“Kids, I was used to seeing all sorts of things walking into McLaren's and making my way towards our booth, what I saw that night certainly wasn't one of them. Your Uncle Barney browsing an Ikea catalog.” Robin/Barney; one-shot.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
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