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Joined 11-01-08, id: 1730381, Profile Updated: 10-06-12
Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, Vampire Knight, and Persuasion.

Please check out this website which informs you about this debacle with the Literary Union so please do take a look:


Playlist for Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories.

Playlist for Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories.

Forum for playlist.

Thank you to Held Up By A Gun, who created the playlist and the forum.


My username used to be twilight-chick3


If anyone's wondering about the creepy profile pic it's by an artist called Mark Ryden, i'm a big fan of his work. And I thought it went well with the username :)


Picture of six year old Bella from Teddybears, boogeymen and bedtime stories, which i drew myself:

Poster for Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories.


Link to Spanish translation of Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories.

Link to Spanish translation of Dude Has Issues.


Make sure to check out the thread on Twilighted that Thata Phoenix created about Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories.


My favourite Stories On Fanfiction:

Boy in the red sweater by Starryntex.

Girl with the red notebook by Starrynytex (sequel to Boy in the red sweater)

Blood and Lust by Awesomesauce76.

Bella and the Billionaire by Nashstheory.

Drawing Love by xXpassion11Xx.

The Vampire In The Basement by michellelephants (a must read for any TBB or Dude Has Issues fan).


Playlist for A little part of me still hopes: One Day by Trading Yesterday.


Things i will never write about (unless in a very weird mood):

1) Anything but canon pairings.

2)Slashes (nothing against them, they're just not my cup of tea).

3) Pretty much anything with Jacob as the main character.

4) Anything with Jacob dating Bella.

5)Anything with Charlie as the bad guy (Charlie rocks).

6)Anything where Edward cheats on Bella (Edward is the good guy).


Pictures for Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories:

Chapter 19)

Jasper's costume.

Alice's costume.

Edward's costume.

Emmett's costume.

Rosalie's costume.

Chapter 27)

Bella's new puppy.

Another picture of Bella's puppy.

Chapter 30)

Baby Bella Cabbage Patch Kid Picture.


Pictures for Only You Can Heal Me

Chapter 26

Alice's Dress

Rosalie's Dress

Esme's Dress


Link to my profile on Polyvore, where you will find my online art.

Link to my profile on Fiction press where you will find my original works.


R.I.P Stephenie (Daddy's Little Cannibal) we will miss you.


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The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 168,412 - Reviews: 9599 - Favs: 7,957 - Follows: 8,026 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7530 - Favs: 6,910 - Follows: 7,755 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
King and Consort by Nur Misurr reviews
They knew it was coming. The time to sacrifice her to the King of Purebloods. Kaname/Yuuki.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 536,067 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Feral by opal aline reviews
When Bella signed up for a summer archeology program, she thought she'd be exploring fossils and sedimentary rock. Little did she know, she would find herself the primary caretaker for a man with no verbal capacity or human interaction skills-a feral man
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 123,153 - Reviews: 4519 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,845 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2427 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,827 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 4,572 - Follows: 4,589 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11672 - Favs: 9,804 - Follows: 6,719 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punishment by Raina Meldamiriel reviews
my version of yuukis punishment . contains M/F spanking and lemons. if you dont like then dont read.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Yuki C., Kaname K.
Perversion by SaturnineSunshine reviews
AU Chuck and Blair. Based on my video 'Voyeur.' You know what that means. "You are so desperate. You are so starved for attention from your boyfriend that you'll allow anyone to lurk in on your private moments. Even if it is someone as perverse as me."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10322 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6942 - Favs: 10,530 - Follows: 3,255 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tips for Better Living by adorablecullens reviews
Edward is a self-centered college drop-out, waiting on tables and living an empty life. Redemeption arrives in the guise of a quirky customer who offers him some much-needed advice for happiness. Does Edward have the character to rise to the challenge?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,342 - Reviews: 3295 - Favs: 3,035 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heart Has its Reasons by sk280 reviews
There once lived a little boy without a heart. You see, he had everything else; the body, the brains, the clothes, the money.. But there was no muscle pumping the blood through his veins.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5414 - Favs: 7,140 - Follows: 3,410 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Let Me Love You by Sapphirie reviews
This story takes place after the last episode of Vampire Knight Guilty. Yuuki and Kaname take their relationship to the next level, but as they grow closer, their lives get more in danger. What will the couple do in face of another antagonistic pureblood
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,673 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C.
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1801 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The News Must Be Spread Further by JoJo4 reviews
News of Emma's engagement spreads through Highbury and encounters varying degrees of resistance or well-wishing.
Emma - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010
Drawing Love by xXPassion11Xx reviews
Bella is sent to babysit 6-yr-old Alice but also meets Edward, Alice's brother. Bella is soon infactuated by Edward, but he's too dark n mysterious for his own good. He secretly lusts 4 her n she falls 4 him. Will bella be able to discover his good side?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,410 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Our Little Secret by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Begins during Blair's Kiss on The Lips party in 1x01. What if Chuck and Blair began hooking up before the limo? "They shared a smile then, a wicked-no-one-knows-our-little-secret-but-us smile before attacking each other’s mouths once again."
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,632 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4447 - Favs: 5,301 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lonely by RayvynSky reviews
Memories of intimate moments with his precious girl in the past, lead Kaname to do... something... to aleviate his feelings of longing for Yuuki. MATURE CONTENT. LOLICON-ish Child!Yuuki kissing Kaname for a reason other than food and both enjoying it.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Playing To The Heart by sez-princess reviews
Bad Boy Edward is forced to participate in the school play, alongside school nerd Bella. She'll challenge everything he's ever known - but does he care enough to change? Complete with Epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,800 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Helping Serena by Kensley-Jackson reviews
Sequel to "Coffee & Bagels." Also takes place during 1x17. “Not so fast Bass. The clothes stay on tonight. We’re here to help Serena, remember?”
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009
Car Fantasies by purrbastian reviews
So what was Edward REALLY up to in his car when he ditched Biology? Read and find out! Warning: extreme and total smut/lemon. You HAVE been warned. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8467 - Favs: 7,674 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
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Only You Can Heal Me reviews
A lost and hurt Edward is sent to therapy by his worried family. There he meets a broken Bella.Can she help heal him? Can they help heal eachother? canon pairings r&r. First chapter is Edwards pov. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Interference Of The Finest reviews
Sophy knows her brother all too well and is all too prone to meddling. She is determined to discover the history of Anne and Frederick. Can Frederick realize his own heart in time? When it is so recognized and misunderstood by others. R&R
Persuasion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
January Fictionista witfit challenge reviews
I'm participating in the Fictionista Witfit challenge. Daily prompts are given and a one-shot will be written about each one. Rated M for my own amusement. Characters, ratings and chapter lengths will vary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Edward's Happy Time reviews
Yes,yes it is what you think it is. Oneshot. Canon pairings. Bella's human, Edward's a vampire. Please review. Constructive criticism greatly appreciated. Now a collection of random lemony oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Liberation reviews
During World War Two Edward, along with his comrades, liberates the deserted Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in Germany. When Edward had thought there was no one left he spots a young girl hidden among the dead, breathing and weak. EdwardxBella-what if?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
February Fictionista Witfit Challenge reviews
I I'm participating in the February Fictionista Witfit challenge. Daily prompts are given and a one-shot will be written about each one. Rated M for my own amusement. Characters, ratings and chapter lengths will vary. KanamexYukki
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Kaname K., Yuki C. - Complete
Judgements and Assumptions reviews
Some things never change Bella wants to know if this town will ever change will they ever overcome their judgements and assumptions? Will Edward Cullen ever be good again? and will Bella always just be the girl on the porch. ExB Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dude Has Issues reviews
“Bella?”, he asked peering up at me with innocent eyes.“Yes Edward?”, I asked.“Can I go home with you?”. Funny and different give it a try. Pretty original and definately unique.Blurring the lines between Twilight and the realms of crazy. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Little Edward reviews
The story of little Edward and the gang growing up from age seven and onwards.Mostly about Edward though. Lots of cute moments and lots of bonding moments. All human. Canon Pairings. Little Bella will be in it too. TEMPORARY HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward
A Little Part Of Me Still Hopes reviews
A brotherly bonding moment between Edward and Emmett, explaining why Edward turned down all those womens offers. Very sweet. Not a slash.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete