Author has written 11 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Heroes, +Anima, Fullmetal Alchemist, Tales of Symphonia, Bleach, and Mortal Instruments.
PRIVATE PROPERTY: If you can read this then you are within range.
PRIVATE PARKING: Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
Name: Why do you need to know?
Age: Don't you know asking someone's age is rude.
Gender: Does it matter? I could be an it and it wouldn't.
Location: Mars. Apparently you don't have to pay for internet connection up here.
Personality: I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated.
Dream: I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
1) Love life.
2) Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.
Favorite Quote For Now:
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
(From: The Blues Brothers)
Newest favorite quote of the moment:
When there's a will, there's five hundred relatives.
These are some of my favorite sayings and quotes:
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Do it today. It might be illegal tomorrow.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.
Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!
That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
When you talk to God, that's religion. When God talks to you, that's psychotic.
You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud.
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.
Love is like the wind. You can't see it, but you can feel it.
Genius by birth. Slacker by choice.
Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!
Pickles are cucumbers soaked in evil.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
In the end it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
Live for the moments you can't put into words.
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
You just have to live your life not caring what they think and shake off the drama and prove to them that you're better than they think you are.
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceeds to tell you exactly why it isn't.
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
To be old and wise you must first have to be young and stupid.
Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise.
You are only limited by your own fears and inaction.
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life but, that was before video games!
Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you.
I'm the author of my life, and unfortunately I'm writing in pen!
Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book. Just turn the page.
Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it The Present.
When you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you'll never enjoy the sunshine.
Many say I am just one to try. I say I am one less to quit.
Believe in yourself and others will follow.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap!
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
When life gives you lemons, eat them.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
When all else fails blow it up.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.
When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Engineering: “How will this work?” Science: “Why will this work?” Management: “When will this work?” Liberal Arts: “Do you want fries with that?”
Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know.
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote.
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back.
It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
I shoot every third salesmen that comes to my house, the second just left.
I shoot every third flamer that comes to my profile, the second just left.
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.
I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and its gone.
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
We live in an age where the pizza delivery will reach your house before the police.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver-
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own.
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Are you always in mortal danger, or just when I'm passing through?
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum.
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Who says beggars can’t be choosers, I could have just robbed you.
Whoever came up with ‘Sticks and stones...’ obviously didn’t take into account the viciousness of today’s youth.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Don't fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you.
Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will come after you.
Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, and the things you never want to lose.
It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
Revenge is a dish best served by eating your enemies and their delicious memories.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20 don't care and the other 80 are glad you have them.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
Sometimes all you can do is laugh to keep yourself from crying.
Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off...
If you want results, press the red button. The rest are useless.
You know people, the more meaningless something is, the more meanings they interpret.
Defeat the defeat before the defeat defeats you.
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.
If a turtle loses his shell is he naked? Or homeless?
When the world says, "Give up", Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
The only thing to live for is today.
Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, its what you are expected to give; which is everything.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
There are four things you cannot recover in life: The stone after it is thrown, the word after it is said, the occasion after it is missed, and time after it is gone.
Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry.
Be strong now because things will get better; it might be stormy now, but it can't rain forever.
There is no road for happiness...Happiness is the road.
Don't be afraid to move forward.
Learn from yesterday. Live for today. Hope for tomorrow.
Who ever said the pen is mightier then the sword, has never seen an automatic weapon.
I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over.
Living your life is more important than making a living.
Stress - The confusion created when the mind overrides the bodies desire to the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it.
I don't need to "get a life." I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Be optimistic... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED: Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Firefighter says: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well... basically... your house burned even faster.
You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how.
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!"
Your life is yours alone. Rise up and live it.
They wanted war; I intend to jam their wish down their throats and see them choke to death on it.
You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
Welcome to my world. Now go home.
It's not my fault. Remember, I live in a world of bad examples.
Quiet your mind. No problem can be solved by a drunken monkey.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together.
Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
If I could control my anger I would destroy you with it.
You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter.
One by one the penguins steal my sanity.
Those who think happiness is a ray of sunlight shining through the clouds have clearly never danced in the rain.
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly.
Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells.
Heart attacks. God's revenge for eating all his little animal friends.
Never get in an argument with a schizophrenic and say, “Who do you think you are?!”
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep – not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
I believe in getting into hot water. I think it keeps you clean.
From now on, ending a sentence in a preposition is something up with which I will not put.
The only imaginative fiction being written today is income taxes.
Cheese: milk's leap towards immortality.
Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive.
I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.
Girls can do any a boy can do, and in high heels.
Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably... And never regret anything that made you smile.
When there's a will, there's five hundred relatives.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Love will find a way.
Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.
Questions worth asking:
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
If a cow laughs does milk come out its nose?
If the opposite of pro is con, then, what's the opposite of progress?
If #2 pencils are so popular why are they still #2?
When the "Psychic Friends Network" went out of business, did they see it coming?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
If the sky is the limit, then is space over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Is "Cute as a button" supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?!
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think Ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"??
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
If two wrongs don't make a right, why do two negatives make a positive?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Isn't it interesting how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it to put an S in the word Lisp?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it Fed UP?
If quitters never win and winners never quit how can it be wise to: "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Most mothers feed their babies with little spoons and forks What do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?!
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them!?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
After eating do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too:
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname, my space, or facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
No, not you...
The other guy.
You right there!
Do you like tacos?
The more you learn,
the more you know,
the more you know,
the more you forget,
the more you forget,
the less you know,
Study = Not Fail
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
Sephiroth’s 9 rules:
Life is not fair. So play dirty.
When the men in white coats come calling for you – and they will, I've no doubt of that – don't call the place they're taking you to the land of magic white straitjackets. It only makes them drive faster.
Pillage before you burn.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Never tell the truth to those who are unworthy. That's everybody.
Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
(I got these from Silver Pard’s story: Why Waist Length? Go read it if you're a FFVII fan.)
The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:
1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.
2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.
3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.
4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.
5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.
6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.
7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.
8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.
9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.
10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.
11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.
ONLY IN AMERICA:
1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Read these stories. Look below.
10th grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
11th grade The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Senior year The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Graduation Day A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
A Few Years Later Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.
Funeral Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried. copy and paste this in your profile if you think you should take chances.
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 2/3s of you people that read this won't repost.
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. ~unknown psycho
I must ask though, where oh where would we find the room to stick a buttered cat monorail?
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Differences Between Men and Women
The Game: Once you hear (or read) the rules of the game, you are playing the game.
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want,
If you are delusional, press 7 and
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully
If you are manic-depressive, hang up.
If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down,
If you are blonde, don't press any buttons.
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If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D
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Lullaby-I wrote this because I wondered how much trouble Gaara had to go through when he could finally sleep. Then I remembered how much I hate alarm clocks and I thought Gaara would agree with me. Naruto fic. Oneshot.
The Real Reason that Itachi killed his Clan-My sister asked me to write this. Totally her idea. Naruto fic. Oneshot.
Rebel-My thoughts on who Rebel is...and apparently I was right! Spoilers! Heroes fic. Oneshot.
The Japanese Ministry-I've read too many of these and it got me thinking... In progress. Chapter 9: 25 percent done. I'm finally working on it again...sorta
Seating Arrangement-Don't know what I was thinking, but I'm pretty sure this was my sister's fault. Random stuff. Naruto fic. Chap 4 up and this story is probably complete.
Twisted Lives-More random stuff. Go read it...Complete for now (translation: forever unless I become rich and don't have to work anymore or get As in school without studying...even then it probably wouldn't happen).
Animal-OC. +Anima fic. Oneshot, but I might continue it if I get the chance. When school finally gets out I'll write another chapter (translation: when school gets out is after finishing high school, pre-med, medical school, and all other types of school).
Worst Sin-Which is the worst sin? FMA fic Oneshot.
Speech or Survival-First Noishe fic ever in the history of TOS fanfiction! I love Noishe!! Oneshot.
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