BANG-it's Revy
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Joined 11-01-08, id: 1730675, Profile Updated: 12-06-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Black Lagoon.

Un...this shall be fun, I s'pose.

My name's Amber, but you can call me Revy or whatever you'd like. ;D

I am an easily entertained person that will read almost anything if it appeals to me.

Current appeal : "A Tall Cappuccino With a Dash of Yaoi" by I Spaz With Pizzazz.

And and and "Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now" by...I forgot. D;

I love them.

But, lemme explain a few things for ya, 'kay?

I'm a girl. I'm probably younger than you are. I support yaoi and yuri in anime and life :D.

Loves :

Music : I couldn't live without it, of course. I can't even think of it.

Anime : it's amazing. So entertaining..

Mythology : the Greeks had an amazing religion, I must say.

Roleplaying : Gaia Online is my drug.

Miscellaneous : reading, writing, singing

Don't be Lovin' :

Bright colors 'cept orange, overly sweet things, and people who can't spell out their damn words. :3

Like I said before, I like anime. My favorite would have to be Naruto, and my favorite pairings are SasuNaru and SasoDei, since they're fantabulous.

When roleplaying, I can play almost any character from Naruto, but my two favorites to play as are Uzumaki Naruto himself and an AU Deidara its much easier for me.

One of my favorite female anime characters is Revy from Black Lagoon, thus my name. She's amazing. I love her dearly even though she'd kill me right in the face with her smexy cutlass. :D

There's a lot more to me than simply that, so want to know more? Ask, and I'll tell. Thanks for readin'. :3

Check me out on GaiaOnline.com. I'm B A N G -- its Revy !

Alright, everyone!

The cat with rabies from Fred Figglehornor whatever's YouTube show has bitten Revy!

But it turns out that that cat doesn't have rabies, it's actually the cat with inspiration!

So, I'll be coming out with two new stories soon...eventually...sometime...eh...

Whatever. Just read them. :D

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Simply irresistible by Five seas reviews
Beautiful, witty and dashing...Matsumoto Rangiku seems to have the world at her feet. But when she meets Hitsugaya Toushiro, the brilliant CEO of a major company, she finds herself facing something she does not expect. HitsuMatsu ShunNao UkiNemu GrimHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 82,472 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Trim by Lee Isidor reviews
Drabble - Kanda wants to cut his hair, but everyone else is against it. TyKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Blond Jokes by Songstone reviews
You've heard the dumb blond jokes before, and these aren't anything new. The only difference here is that the 'dumb blond' is everyone's favorite suicide bomber. -SasoDei in the first chapter, and will mostly be just Dei-abuse...in a loving way, of course
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Sasori, Deidara
When They Cry L by Ilikekeswords reviews
L, the world's greatest detective, has moved into Hinamizawa because his adoptive father, Wammy, kicked him out. Death Note/Higurashi crossover. 2nd arc is beginning.
Crossover - Death Note & Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,057 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/22/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
A Tall Cappuccino by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Sasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The YaoiKick of Haruhi Suzumiya by Recalled to Life reviews
When Haruhi gets into yaoi, Kyon dismisses it as the latest craze. Then Itsuki starts acting rather strangely... ItsuKyon
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Kyon, Itsuki K. - Complete
Next Exit by Mayfall reviews
Seifer/Hayner, AkuRoku - When Hayner runs away from home, where will he live? And once he's figured that out, what about his new roommate? Can they really live together? And who's this 'Axel' guy Roxas is involved with? Rated T - More summary inside.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,207 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hayner, Seifer
Your Fairy Dust Is Getting In My Eyes by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
In which Sakura gives Naruto a present that he knows doesn't fit in with Sasuke's plans. -SasuNaru oneshot.-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni SAI by TaiyakinoNaku reviews
It's 2007 and Hinamizawa has been remade, and along with it comes the Endless June. Can fate be broken? And why recreate Hinamizawa? Lots of plot twists to keep you on your toes! Trying to make this as original as possible! OC Story With some Canons!
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,997 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008
All the Sweets in the World by pinta15 reviews
Hisoka wonders how far Tsuzuki would go to get all the sweets in the world.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hisoka K., A. Tsuzuki - Complete
Tobi has an Itch by Ivonovna reviews
When Tobi overhears a conversation, he encounters a word he's never heard before. Puzzling over what it could mean, he asks Deidara. Unfortunately, Deidara gives him the wrong definition, which causes Tobi to wreak word misuse upon the Akatasuki!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
AccidentallyOnPurpose by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Slipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
DELINQUENTS by with eyes looking up reviews
Sasuke's life is brutally spun around as he is dumped in a delinquents' camp shortly before his eighteenth birthday, for punishment for a crime he didn't do. While there, plans are formed, friendships are made, and love is found. NaruSasu, AU. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,208 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Slippers by ThineClementine reviews
Hiei can't stand it any longer and just has to ask. But will he be able to understand Kurama's answer? Intended yaoi, fluff ahoy, KuramaxHiei oneshot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
Don't Keep Me Waiting by Shashuko the Paisley Maiden reviews
Deidara's been ordered to clean up the dead Sasori's old room. What happens when he finds the ex-Akatsuki's diary? Sasodei- don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Lipgloss by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
Deidara gets to experiment with different kinds of colors for nail-polish. Now, would Sasori give in and let him paint his nails, too, and go as far as answering the question, "Lip-gloss, Danna, yeah?" - DeiSaso. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
You Don't Cheat On Mai V And Get Away Clean by Ai Ga Hoshii Dake reviews
She wanted cheesecake, but revenge wasn't so bad either.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
Testimony of a Jashinist by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Your friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Truth Be Told by WolfSinKyros reviews
What seems to be a harmless game of Truth or Dare, turns into a dangerous game of payback...and match making... Squee for Master torture, not physical violence. Light ShiroAki ShiroganeXAkira.
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Akira N., Shirogane - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Youkai Of Hearts reviews
Akira has always to wake up with Shirogane sleeping soundly in his bed, much to his displeasure, Akira hopes he can come to a solution to his predicament - Shonen-ai
Monochrome Factor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Fidget by Dr. F. M. Obsesser reviews
Meg won't stay still as Jo is attempting to reach her "perfect relaxtion"... time for operation keep Meg still! Meg/Jo
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
I Missed You by ChilombiLite reviews
It's back to school for Tohru and Yuujirou, the princess outfit-wearing days are over, or are they? Post-canon.
Princess Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Toru K., Yujiro S.
What's This? by Abby-0-Abby reviews
Kakuzu drops Hidan in Christmastown, and boy is he pissed. Lovely crackfic and songfic at the same time xD Rated M for LOADS of language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Hidan - Complete
Favourite Doll by Jessy-Fran reviews
If I can alleviate some of the blood that pours from your crown of thorns, then I won’t mind being your favourite doll. Twisted SasoDei, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Wiggle Those Hips: You're a School Girl Now by bevino reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, the youngest member in the police force, comes to realize that working undercover for the Mafia was a childs play compared to this. And those skirts are way to short! NaruSasu, AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,052 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Night Air by darkrunner reviews
One-shot. Polarshipping. "Seasick, Jounouchi-kun?" she asked. "No." He sounded so pitiful, Mai couldn't tell if he was being sarcastic or trying to hide the obvious fact.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/5/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., Mai K./Mai V. - Complete
It's only Natural by Kagamin reviews
Meg was a little too loud in her 'late night session.' Everyone in the household knows. Including Jo. Hilarious Antics Ensue. Meg x Jo.
Burst Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
One Way Down by dansunedisco reviews
Kurenai and Anko in an elevator: They don't have a lot in common, but they are friends nonetheless.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Kurenai Y., Anko M. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
The Sasuke Song by atakino-zane reviews
Pure randomness and Stupidity. To the tune of rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Getting Philosophical by her vigil reviews
Jo on the purpose of man's existence. [JoMeg, One Shot.]
Burst Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Complete
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Paper Planes reviews
Revy plus Airplanes equals OMFGwe'regonnadie. When Balalaika suggests something new, Revy doesn't get the point of riding in an airplane. Nor does she understand the laws of the flying world... Rated T for Revy being Revy. Drabble story!
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008
Haru Haru, Day by Day reviews
Sasori's ex, Deidara, is with Itachi. Sasori can't handle it. One-shot, songfic. Based on "Haru Haru" by Big Bang.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The City is at War reviews
Dawning" is the most popular fashion magazine in Konoha's history. Deidara is an intern for "Dawning", and wants to make the magazine even better. But things don't always turn out as expected, especially with a hot red-headed boss giving orders...SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
The Quiz Results reviews
Sasuke convinces Naruto to take the quiz on a website. Now, how does Naruto feel when he gets his results? Hinted SasuNaru. Alternate Universe. One shot. Inspired by SemeUke. com !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hidan's Sleepless Nights reviews
When Hidan can't sleep because of annoying music every night, he brings the Akatsuki together for a little chat. One-shot ! Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Hidan - Complete