Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, and Alex Rider.
Here's to the crazy ones The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do, is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see geniuses. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.
I've often been called insane, but the truth is, I'm just crazy.
I'm not quite sure what to write about myself, since I've decided that the previous little blurb I had describing myself was not only woefully outdated, but also a testament to the immaturity which I have, as of yet, still not been able to shake.
I suppose I should mention this, since it's a fairly large part of who I am... I am actually Russian, but I live in the United States, so I am bilingual (while working on Spanish, which is coming along with all the speed of a handicapped snail). If anyone wants to PM me in Russian, or even needs help translating a certain phrase, I'd be more than happy to help. :)
There you have it...
I saw these quotes (or made them up) and loved (or sort of liked) them:
"When life is not fair, you know that it is life." - Unknown
"Accounting is a chick magnet." -My Uncle Alex
"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive." -Unknown
"In the world of love and dating... I'm lost. Get me a GPS." -Unknown
"All is fair in love and war. Especially war" - ME!!
"Death is God's way of saying, 'You're fired!' with no second chance. Suicide is humanity's way of saying, 'You can't fire me! I quit!" - Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, turn them into apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it." - Unknown
"Other men look up and down, left and right, but men like us are different, we are visionaries." -Eoin Colfer, Linus, Airman
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before." -Unknown
"Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying." - Unknown
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." -Unknown
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has found a scapegoat." -Unknown
"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, came back." -Unknown
"So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to watermelon' it wouldn't make sense." -Christian, in the fanfic 'A Ghost Seeing True Love'
"When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird." - ME
"Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late" - Benjamin Franklin
"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Doulas Adams
"It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented" - Jane Austen
"Is the pen mightier than the sword? How well can you use a pen if a sword cuts both your arms off? And yet, who in history will care if you have both arms cut off if you've written a good story?" -Me
"When you see doors of opportunity, run up to them and pick the lock." -Unknown
"Don't upset me I'm running out of places to put the bodies." - Unknown
"Life is but a mystery, but there are way too many villains!!" -ME!!
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -Unknown
"Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over." -Unknown ( MY FAVORITE! )
"If life gives you lemons, sell it to a lemonade vender and buy some smoothies" - Melanie Peterson
"People yell, people scream, and some people never realize that life isn't sacred unless you make it so." -Unknown
"When people insult people you love, ignore them. When they insult a book you love, fight them till the death" -Melanie Peterson
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Songfic Collection; A collection of songfics. Current Count: 1
Over My Dead Body: Chapter Count: 1
Shadow of the Day: Chapter Count: 4
All stories on Hiatus, as I am uninspired... I might go back to finish them, but it's unlikely...