Author has written 61 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, Red Dwarf, NCIS, Merlin, Immortals, Tamora Pierce, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, Supernatural, Good Omens, Avengers, Bones, and Life on Mars.
In a world that's medieval and full of... medium sized evils... one girl has the power to... be powerful. That girl is... Enigma-Kar :)
Congratulations you have successfully made it to another profile page. (Also congrats if you understand the above sentance, that's the 'medieval' one not the 'hey there' one. I didn't mean to steal it, really. I think it's just such a great opener to a profile. Plus, if you understood it, you'll probably know who it belongs to.) :D Anyways, thank you for actually bothering to visit! It makes me feel loved.
Well, first things first, you probably want to know how I got to be writing this in the first place. To be honest, I've been writing fanfiction since I was very little, the topics ranging from various TV shows, movies, books. It finally came to me that I should publish some of them.
I enjoy anything Doctor Who/Torchwood related (most of my fics will come under these categories). Also enjoy any book by Tamora Pierce, any movie with Simon Pegg in it, LOTR (books and movies), Star Trek, Top Gear, Red Dwarf, Black Adder, Black Books, House M.D, Coupling, NCIS, Merlin, Bones, Supernatural, Firefly, Buffy and most recently BBC's Sherlock - How can you not love the fantastic chemistry between Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman? They do a frankly outstanding job at bringing the characters to life in a modern setting (Kudos to Mr. Moffat and Mr. Gatiss, also). Really wish more episodes would be made sooner, though!
I live in Australia (which you probably already knew, because it says just above this) and no, I'm not going to tell you where in Australia. Although, I (hopefully) will one day be living somewhere in the UK. :D
Some random quote(s) you need to be informed of: "Hey! Sometimes a little techobabble is good for the soul!" - Captain Jack Harkness. And also, "Tarpaulin's well known for it's almost military capabilities, that's why you often see people going into wars, draped in tarpaulin." - Richard Hammond.
I also ship:
House/Cuddy (House), House/Wilson (House), Cameron/Chase (House), Robin/Marian (Robin Hood), Will/Djaq (Robin Hood), Lister/Kochanski (Red Dwarf), Martha/Tom (Doctor Who/Torchwood), Maria/Luke (The Sarah Jane Adventures), Clyde/Rani (The Sarah Jane Adventures), Patrick/Sally (Coupling), Steve/Susan (Coupling), Aragorn/Arwen (LOTR), Faramir/Eowyn (LOTR), Sam/Rosie (LOTR), Kirk/McCoy (Star Trek), Spock/Uhura (Star Trek), Booth/Bones (Bones), Hodgins/Angela (Bones), Buffy/Angel (BtVS), Buffy/Spike (BtVS), Willow/Tara (BtVS), Xander/Anya (BtVS), Simon/Kaylee (Firefly&Serenity), Mal/Inara (Firefly&Serenity), Wash/Zoe (Firefly&Serenity), Sherlock/John (Sherlock), Dean/Castiel (Supernatural), Crowley/Aziraphale (Good Omens).
Other random stuff I believe in:
Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!
If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you cant look at a stopwatch and/or hockey stick without having dirty thoughts, copy this into your profile.
If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you turn every conversation you're in around to Doctor Who copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character (Do I really need to say who?) copy this to your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters (Again, do I really need to say who...) in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile
Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show (You know which ones I mean, lol) so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.
If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever been so obsessed with something, that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile. (This one is in bold, because it applies to me A LOT!!)
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, or TV etc. to come out/be release/premiere, copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the few people who prefer Carlisle Cullen over Edward (or any of the other characters), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.
If you understand the above reference, put this in your profile.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were eleven, put this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile! (Thats you Lys! :D)
Also applying to you, Lys...
If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who and Torchwood and Red Dwarf and (now) Merlin and (in the near future) a Coupling fan copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Finally (if you have actually made it this far down the page), to anyone who reads my stories, please enjoy them! Reviews are always welcome and appreciated. :)
Have fun reading!
And lastly - the lovely shine99 has translated my story The Hangover into Korean. To any Korean Sherlock fans - the translation can be found at:
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