Author has written 15 stories for Torchwood, Doctor Who, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.
I don't really know what to write but hey, i'll have a go. (If I didn't I wouldn't have joined this site)
Yeah, I just write some random stuff, whatever pops into my head really. Torchwood stuff mainly, Janto for ever!!
Hope you like
UPDATE - have realised that shamingly, my profile is as thin as... a very thin thing. That will have to change because it makes me look like a sad looser (according to my head anyway and i am writing this quite late at night!) I am feeling quite random and have decided to incorporate the 'word' funsies into my vocabulary and to be quite honest - IT ROCKS!! No one really needed to know that but hey! Anyway, i hope to update my profile more often.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
If you are Doctor Who/Torchwood obsessed, copy this into your profile.
If you think Gwen Cooper should stick to her own boyfriend/husband and get her hands of Ianto's Captain Jack, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you can´t look at a stopwatch and/or hockey stick without having dirty thoughts, copy this into your profile.
If you go hyper from reading/watching/talking about Doctor Who copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you turn every conversation you're in around to Doctor Who copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character (Do I really need to say who?) copy this to your profile.
If you hear the voices of characters (Again, do I really need to say who...) in your head, put this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.
If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews (or maybe even one review...), add this to your profile
Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show (You know which ones I mean, lol) so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something (cough torchwood cough doctor who cough) that now everyone (myself included) is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.
WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!! ...if you agree, put this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you get way to excited for books, movies, or TV etc. to come out/be release/premiere, copy this into your profile.
If you get irritated by people who use American spellings for character speech in stories that are set in Britain or Australia, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that Doctor Who and Torchwood are the Greatest Shows in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have a best friend that ALSO has an obsession with fanfiction and are very greatful to him/her for it, Copy and paste this onto your Profile! (Thats you Time Lady 802379! :D)
If you've made a friend into a Doctor Who and (now) Torchwood fan copy and paste this into your profile.
much love xxx
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