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Name: That awesome Chick
Nicknames: Mutt, Bluey, Kirky or my latest; Perky Kirsty, Miss Army Vixen.
Old Pename: was previously Edwards.Girl.4Eva.01 but I liked this new one better so I changed it. Sorry if I confused anyone.
Country: Australia.. Land of the Down Under and shirtless cute aussie accented tan boys! Swoon
City: Brisbane/Brizvagus baby YEWW!!
Education: Year 12 graduate of 2011
Loves: Music, sport; netball, soccer, cricket, touch, League and lots more, reading and writing whatever comes to mind, all my friends and my family and I think thats it.
Hate: Math but its better then science, lairs, players and backstabbers.
Future Job: Either a fashon designer, interior designer, a photographer, maybe a tattoo artist or my latest idea; Own my own book story coffee shop that also sells artwork and maybe even some clothing... Can't decide just yet. Might someday be a famous singer but I'm not betting on it.
Desciption: Crazy mess of blonde, caramel and honey hair. Ever changing hazel eyes; Brown, green, goldish yellow, red, close to black.. 165cm short with 6 peircings..
I love to make up stories but I can't always write what I come up with. Hope you like what I have though.
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“Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don’t do it for money. That’s not what it’s about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They’re fans, but they’re not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.”
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Dear Heart, I've done the unthinkable today and fallin in love with a boy. Prepare for the pain, the heartache, the shatter. Expect for the worst, but hope for the best. Love Mutt.
I'm The Kind of Girl...
I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apoligizes.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather act stupid than smart.
I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's.
I'm the kind of girl who would rather love a guy from a book than in real life. (hells yeah!!)
I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it.
I'm the kind of girl who gets good grades in school yet is still as dumb as ever. (ask anyone who knows me. It's true XP)
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Birth: We Don't by Lecrae/R-Swift
First day at school: Wall to Wall by Chris Brown (lol yer the title might fit haha)
Falling in Love: Aliens by Lecrae/Tedashii (yer that might work)
Fight Song: Pump It by The Black Eyed Peas (i guess that could fit. i know the beat would. lol )
Breaking Up: Family Affair by Mary J. Blige (I dont think that really goes with breaking up but meh)
Prom: Everything Accept A Girlfriend by Mya (Okay?? a little bit wierd for Prom but oh well)
Life: Fifteen by Taylor Swif
Mental Breakdown: Here We Go Again by Paramore
Driving: Leave Out All The Rest by Linkin Park
Flashback: Fearless by Taylor Swift
Wedding: Down by Chris Brown
Birth Of Child: Hallelujah by Paramore (lol i like this one. fits kinda well dont you think?)
Final Battle: Tell Me Why by Taylor Swift
Death Scene: Bleed it Out by Linkin Park (hehe i like this one. its fits nicely)
Funeral: Let Me Hold You by Bow Wow (yup. play it at my funeral please)
End Credits: Mr Mista by Nesian Mystik (love this song)
GOTTA LOVE YA MUSIC!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)
If you have stood infront of a door waiting for it to open, then realise it's not an automatic, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed during a movie that was in no way intended to be funny and people started staring at you funny copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile
If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile
If you are obsessed w/ Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
You Are Litterally the Girl of My Dreams links;
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