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Domineering Whats Mine by Murdered.By.A.Marionette reviews
"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 159,045 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 3,769 - Follows: 3,073 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret by Duessa reviews
It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,126 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rebirth by Passionate Crow Rat reviews
The twisted truth is out. Sasuke doesn't see Kagome as his sister, but as his possession. He desires her, and Naruto does as well. But they aren't the only ones. A certain weasel has staked his claim. What Uchiha Itachi wants: Uchiha Itachi will get.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 320,318 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Kagome H.
One Winged Angel by BottledCoke reviews
Bella thought she was hallucinating when she saw a arm come through her mirror. But when she checks it out, she trips, thinking she'll crash and shatter the mirror but instead she falls into it and into another place. AH/AU, ExB, JxA, Language, lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,789 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Love Potion by LannaMisho reviews
Naruto drinks a love potion. NaruSasu, yaoi, one-shot, M, lemon edited out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Schneewittchen by angel puppeteer reviews
AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,495 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9332 - Favs: 9,370 - Follows: 5,099 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Point Taken by pencilitout reviews
I can hear thoughts if I touch someone. But I'd never hated my 'gift' more than when I touched Edward Cullen for the first time. Figures, the most beautiful boy in the world wants to kill me. Why? I have yet to find out. Run little girl, run.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,998 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella
Oh The Webs That We Weave by LenaCraft reviews
What happens when the mafia boss has his sights set on you? You can run and you can hide, but in the end Blood Dupre always gets what he wants. This story is set after chapter 25 of the manga.
Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,046 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Alice L., Blood D.
The Courtyard by latessitrice reviews
Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,617 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 898 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretendre Desir Amour by carmelinagunn reviews
Pretend. Desire. Love. Bella Swan is good at pretending. Edward Cullen is good at making it all too real. "You cannot desire what you do not know". ExB, some OOC, canon loves. started as a one shot but now a full story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,073 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews
AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,085 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Is A Scene by allibobwa reviews
This is merely a scene between Edward and Bella. Be warned, heavy themes of rape. Darkward. Rated M for a reason... Please review if you read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Vegetarian & The Best by Acherona reviews
From childhood dreams to the bitter realities of life. It's never easy…Even when your dreams come true. SasuNaru chibifluff and some sadness later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
18 Things by cutecrazyice reviews
18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5410 - Favs: 7,096 - Follows: 3,391 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Number 46 Beach Avenue by Lizzie Hopscotch reviews
"Something about the dead house was calling me, like someone buried alive screaming for rescue."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personality by angelanharvey3 reviews
Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 407,451 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Don't Even Know Your Name by BlackHeartNeko9 reviews
Isabella has been running from a vampire for 3 months, when he finally catches her. After some lemony goodness and his explanations, she asks him his name. Crap summary, but oh well. XD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Show her Reality by RebeccaSwanCullen reviews
Edward. Bella. And a shower. That pretty much sums it up, so if you want to know more I'm afraid you'll have to read.Rated M for a reason. AU/AH. Three shots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,545 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Threadbare Tee Shirts and Sex Hair by Besks reviews
After hearing a crazy sex story from Jessica Stanley Bella decides to try getting to second base with Edward and ends up getting a home run. E/B Post New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Worst Day Ever by EnchantedSailorBella reviews
Bella has just had one of the worst days of her life. But things always have to get worse before they can get better. AH os
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiplicity by Devy-Artemis reviews
The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,107 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
By the case by Bikergirl08 reviews
A very sexy Edward runs into Bella one night at a convenience store. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Talent Search by Stephen King Reincarnated reviews
Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,990 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Orbital Period by mickeylover303 reviews
Five times Naruto gets caught in various stages of kissing Sasuke and the little things that help bring a relationship full circle. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,064 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Into the Unknown by YankeeFan202 reviews
Bella comes across an injured wolf in the woods behind her house. She finds out the beautiful wolf lets her touch him, and seems to understand her. Then Bella meets Edward, and she is faced with a secret she thought she put behind her. More inside!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,031 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Body, Your Body by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Short one-shot inspired by an ee cumming's poem. “You are a goddess,” I whisper to her, and watch the contradicting earth in her eyes as she loves me, I love her, we love, “You bring me beauty in life. You, my darling..."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 129 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Consume Me by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A o/s written for the Fandom Gives Back auction winner, Mabarberella! Three years after her transformation in The Acclimation Diaries, Bella works with Edward on honing her new vampiric talents.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever Hopeful by 22blue reviews
She’d achingly bury herself in the black print on the ivory pages, falling in love with the hero, and sometimes the villain, praying God would send her an angel." Short one shot/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward's Massage by KC101 reviews
Edward and Bella are on Isle Esme for their honeymoon. Bella gives Edward a massage! Edward starts purring! Lots of romance and fluff! This is NOT a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,181 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blackbird by Kisho Myst reviews
Bella was intent on ending her life, until she met a boy named Edward at La Rouge psychiatric hospital. But there is something about Edward that doesn't sit right with Bella... DARK FIC. Rated M for future content. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,647 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
I'll Kill You Tomorrow, My Queen by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
To Be An Uchiha by Itachilova101 reviews
I ran a finger along one side of the blade, allowing her blood to coat the tip of my finger and then I choked back a sob. Because I loved even the sight of her blood. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Man's Best Friend by CerealK reviews
Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Show not your face but your Heart's Desire by True Colours reviews
The mirror is free-standing, gilt framed, magnificently crafted and as high as the ceiling. He can see himself in it, reflected with perfect clarity. Next to him is Ichigo. Can Kisshu walk away? And how will the mirror change Ichigo's heart? Oneshot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
A Regency Romance in 2 minutes by SirenoftheStorm reviews
This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Complete
Collision of Worlds by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
Full story of The Alone and the Lonely! Bella Swan is surprised when lonely actor Edward Masen steps on her hand in a book store; she's even more surprised when he sits down next to her. Before to after the one-shot. Lemons. And plot. Sometimes. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,664 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella's Bad Day by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 112 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blue by KJS X-OVER reviews
Who comforts Hermione when her world sinks to a dark blue? LLHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,039 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Testing the Waters by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,880 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight War Z by enterprisealien reviews
There has been a zombie outbreak throughout the world. After a few years on her own, will Bella and a few others survive? A mix of Twilight and World War Z.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,602 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeking the Unknown by nightdancers reviews
I abandoned the present, immersing myself in the scattered images I could see of my future. It was the only way I could survive. That distant family, my true mate... I could only wait until they were within my reach. -now complete-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7786 - Favs: 9,512 - Follows: 2,706 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All in Your Head by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Only Power by allitersonance reviews
Because in the end, there is only power. [Kyuubi to Naruto.] Kyuubi’s take on good and evil, and his attempt to make a young Naruto understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Misunderstood by Novelist Pup reviews
Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beauty Is by sheep5 reviews
What is beauty to you? something important? or not?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Nightmarish Prospects by Arashi1 reviews
How would the Nine-Tails react to Naruto's pre-manga situation? A little advice from the mouth of the demon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2002