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Joined 02-19-02, id: 173142, Profile Updated: 09-13-10
Author has written 12 stories for Jackie Chan Adventures, Yu-Gi-Oh, Harry Potter, CSI, Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis.

Name: Erin

Things I like: animals, mythology, tv, movies, ice hockey

Favorite word(s) or phrase:Narf & Spoot, sweet mercy, holy fuzzcakes, sweet Nancy Reagan(lol, don't even ask)

Favorite TV shows:Stargate: SG-1/Atlantis, CSI(s), NCIS, Psych, the Big Bang Theory, MASH, AFV, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, the Amazing Race, House M.D., Medical Investigation, Hogan's Heroes (again don't ask), General Hospital

Favorite Movies: PotC, Harry Potter, all natural disaster movies(Volcano, Dante's Peak, 10.5, etc...), Mystery Alaska, the Green Mile, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Blues Brothers 2000, the Longest Yard (2005 version), the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Van Helsing, anything that is hysterically funny :)


Some of my Favorite Quotes, either from the Internet or movies/TV:

Rodney Skinner: That's the last time I ever play with matches. --LXG

--It's not a beer belly, it's a liquid grain storage facility
--the beatings will continue until morale improves

Dorian Gray: I am an immortal sir, not a gazelle! How in heaven do we outrun this thing? --LXG

Sheldon: Oh Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch --the Big Bang Theory

Turley: I'm glad you're back, now I don't have to stab you. -- the Longest Yard

--all i want is peace, love, understanding, and chocolate bar bigger than my head
--i can't brain today...i have the dumb

Cheeseburger Eddy to Megget: Why you bein' a McAsshole? -- the Longest Yard

Rodney Skinner: This is a charming spot. Does Jack the Ripper live here? --LXG

Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original projectory and adheres to you. -- the Big Bang Theory

--it'll be funnier than a penguin playing a banjo
--i dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned

Paul Crewe to Caretaker after seeing his half-star violence rating: You're as maniacal as a box of kittens. -- the Longest Yard

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…And Everyone Else by Taylor Hayes reviews
A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,034 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Darcy L.
Welcome Aboard, Colonel Hogan by jodm reviews
Two new POWs pose a problem for Hogan. The answer-McHale's Navy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,485 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Katie and Jenny's Misadventures: King Arthur: KMTT by Villageus Idioticus Inc reviews
Knights Misadventures in Time Traveling. The Misadventure that started it all. What happens when two high school seniors who are on spring break find a bunch of knights from the Dark Ages in their living room at 3am? Mass chaos. REVIEW!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,592 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 2/26/2007
Earthworms by mcwheatley reviews
Oneshot. Just some fun with Bors, his children and Tristan.
King Arthur - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Complete
Egyptian Sorcery by AlantisB reviews
Yugi defeated Pegasus but disappears in the Shadow Realm to arrive in a new world. Egyptian magic lives on, but the duel monsters disappeared here. How will the wizard world cope with the Shadow Game’s King? YGOHP x-over, SLASH
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,117 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/19/2004 - Published: 11/21/2002
The soul of an artist by less than average reviews
When Pegasus falls into depression, someone arrives to kick him out of it
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,486 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 7/17/2002
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Head Over Paws 2: A Deities Revenge reviews
Rated M for violence and language. Just when they thought she was banished forever the enforcers, Jackie and company discover an angry deity has been plotting her revenge through another new enforcer Chow happens to be crushing over.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006
Aggravation Leads to Excitation reviews
John is the cause of much of Rodney's stress as well as his relaxation.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Memoirs of an Air Force Colonel reviews
John thinks about Rodney one night
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/8/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Attack of the Dust Bunnies reviews
Rodney freaks out over some dust bunnies.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/8/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Aftershocks reviews
When an earthquake leaves Rodney and Ronon stuck in a cave, they turn to each other for support and comfort.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Fooling Around reviews
It's April Fool's Day on Atlantis and things get a little crazy with a Cornflake bombarded Colonel and a Major who was in love with his toliet.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
Snow Angel reviews
Daniel refuses to come inside without a fight. a cute little fluff piece I wrote as a challange on another page..
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - J. O'Neill, D. Jackson - Complete
Head Over Paws reviews
Hak Foo just happens to be crushing on Valmont's newest Enforcer. Holy crap, I'm back with a brand new chapter. Check out the new chapter 9. PG13 for language and violence
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,837 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 4/25/2002
Dusk 'Til Dawn reviews
A clan of lycans come to Hogwarts to prepare the student for the upcoming battle against Voldie. The pack leader Linnet, falls for the mysterious and brooding Potions Master. rated R for violence, language, and adult situations(possibly sexual)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Severus S.
Blood Red Moon reviews
R for violence, language and possible nudity. A clan of vampires are cleaning the streets in Las Vagas of lycans. the strongest lycan works at the crime lab and one vampire has to infiltrate the building... please RR
CSI - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Home for the Holidays reviews
Joey wishes Seto was home for the holidays, well Santa delivers Seto strait to his doorstep
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2002
Must Be the Mistletoe reviews
A cute fluffy story I wrote because I wanted too. It follows 3 couples on a snowy Christmas Eve
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2002