Author has written 11 stories for House, M.D., and Life Unexpected.
My name is Pen, most of the time I wake up in the mornin' feeling like dead kitty, and I'm funny like that. You're probably thinking A.) Whoa! That is offensive! B.) What a wierd creeper. C.) Man, that is boss! but if you really have an idea of who I am you're thinkin' D.) All of the above. I really love TV and my computer, my paleness proves it...look like a damn extra in some Twilight shit. But hey, ya know, I really do have a life. I have a few friends behind my belt, well not literally of course, but totally enough to catch some sort of STD or have a legit reason for low self-esteem. Anyways, so since we've established that I keep my friends behind my belt...
Wikipedia...literally, my favorite thing ever. Yeah, go ahead and chill on your 'space for four hours, I'll be educating myself on the most useless shit ever.
Arrested Development. Literally flawless.
The Breakfast Club
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, the place, the cast, just the whole fucking thing.
Vampire shit. Dear God, I want to wake up a slayer. Thanks bunches, Pen.
Cuddy/Lucas and Cate/Ryan.
Facebook. Nuh-uh, screw that.
Kesha. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Really? Do you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?