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Joined 11-02-08, id: 1731966, Profile Updated: 12-12-11
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, South Park, Metalocalypse, and I Luv Halloween.

Hi everyone!


I have returned from the land of the dead and mostly dead! It's only been TWO DAMN YEARS D: If you've read any of my stuff here and liked it, then you can head over to my livejournal page (you can click on the link up in my info that says webpage), or you can go to my Archive of Our Own account, which is sadly lacking in all of my fic but will soon have most of it!

To anyone who's ever read any of my multichaptered fics, I'm sorry I left them hanging :( Family's What Matters is on indefinite hiatus for the time being, because I really want to take it down but can't quite bring myself to do so. Between the Buried and Me and Let the Game Begin are on hiatus too, but for different reasons. Between the Buried and Me needs massive revisions and also the plot it grew needed to be beat into submission (which should be happening sometime soon, so don't freak if it goes away because it'll be put up again soon) and Let the Game Begin will get finished, because I've been in the mood for some good old fashioned UST-centered-around-slightly-deranged-boys.

I am still mostly active over on livejournal, so if you are really determined to get at me you can probably find me over there (or soon, possibly, on tumblr, since all my LJ friends have made the jump to tumblr and it is apparently teh shit).

Other than that, feel free to look around, just wipe the dust off everything before you handle it!

Fandoms:

Star Trek (this includes XI, TOS, Enterprise, and The Next Generation): Kirk/Spock, Uhura/Scotty, Sulu/Chekov, Gaila/everyone else, Geordi/Data, T'Pol/Malcom

Merlin: Merlin/Arthur

Sherlock (bbc): John/Sherlock

The Avengers/Iron Man: Captain America/Iron Man

Batman: Robin/Nightwing, Batman/Superman, Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn

South Park: Stan/Kyle, Damien/Pip, Kenny/everyone, Gregory/Christophe

Metalocalypse: Toki/Sqwisgaar

Avatar: the Last Airbender: Haru/Teo, Jet/Zuko, EVERYONE/EVERYONE ELSE

Firefly: Jayne/Simon, Zoe/Wash

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, EVERYONE ELSE/EVERYONE ELSE

Bones: Booth/Brennan

Futurama: Fry/Bender! Fry/Leela

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Something To Hold Onto by aliwildgoose reviews
Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,814 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Memoirs of a Sugar Queen by Anna Nigma reviews
Not everyone gets their fairytale on their first try. Sometime you have to grow up a little first. Twenty things about Lottie La Bouff.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Charlotte L.B. - Complete
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Anywhere Else But Here by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,637 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Alone by Jade Watson reviews
Creek. OneShot. Based of The Song 'Almost Lover', but Is In No Way, Shape, or Form, A SongFic.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Band's Best Friend by sillynekorobs reviews
A seemingly ordinary accident at Mordhaus leaves Toki distraught. Is there anything Skwisgaar can do to make him feel better, without making it look like he cares?
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,942 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Toki W., Skwisgaar S.
Remembering Work by DC13 reviews
They lived like kings in several abandoned homes, in hotels, underground in disused pipes.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 73 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shadow Underneath the Trees by dragonwire reviews
Jet wakes up, and everything's different. Somewhat AU; the only real change is that Jet didn't, um. You know. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Seven Times by eishi reviews
There are seven different occasions that have had a lasting effect on Stan and Kyle's relationship. The first one is when they kiss for the first time -- at the age of eight. Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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I Still Luv Halloween reviews
It's just another ordinary Halloween night in Turgid Meadows, which naturally means chaos and destruction abound. More importantly, Finch struggles to understand the mystery that is Devil Lad. Devil LadxFinch. Rated mostly for language
I Luv Halloween - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Tokiism reviews
Skwisgaar is not the religious type. one-shot and slash: Skwisgaar/Toki
Metalocalypse - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Skwisgaar S., Toki W. - Complete
Hope By The Sea reviews
Tweek gets sent to a rehab clinic after he's accused of being a crack-addict. Naturally, crack! ensues. Slash. StanxKyle and CraigxTweek
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T.
Kenny lies reviews
Stan is upset. Randy wants to know why. Not slash.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
Between the Buried and Me reviews
In hindsight, Kenny guessed that if fate could be so kind as to finally bestow him with a friend, then he could maybe forgive the whole 'constant dying' thing. Maybe. But don't count on it. SLASH details inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,802 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kenny M., Christophe
The Mark of the Beast reviews
Damien gets Pip something for their anniversary. Pip likes it, but it seems to cause a few problems. Namely, with Jesus Christ. Slash. Damien/Pip.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Let the Game Begin reviews
Then he understood. This was a game to him. Well if Christophe wanted to play, then Gregory would indulge him. After all, Gregory always won. SLASH Rated for violence, language, and mature sexual content in later ch. Gregory/TheMole full summary inside
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,980 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Gregory, Christophe
If you could only see reviews
If they could only see the way Craig loved him, then maybe they would understand. Craig/Tweek oneshot. Rated mostly for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Unwell reviews
Draco Malfoy is not crazy. He's just...Unwell. Impaired. Unsure. SLASH sort of Harry/Draco. Rated for swearing oneshot; sort of au, set sometime during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family's what matters reviews
Draco Malfoy finally has some semblance of his life back. That is, if he can survive with Minister Scrimgeour and Head Auror Potter watching his every move. DH compliant but ignores epilogue rated for later chapters DM/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,885 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
I'll Be Home For Christmas reviews
Just a little one-shot I wrote during a sudden Christmas mood. It's Christmas eve, and Harry misses Draco, AU, OOC and really REALLY sweet and cute. HP/DM slash. probably rated higher than it should be, but just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete