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Hello, My name is Jeff.

I live in New Orleans.

I used to live in the DC area.

I know this sounds nerdy but i wish I was still there so i could vote for Jim Webb again.

I was the US Army. That Pepsi can is from when I was at the Baltimore MEPS. I got Pneumonia in Basic at Ft Benning and they sent me home after they saw that I had lied to the doctors about my medical records.

Yeah, I lied to get into the United States Army.

I miss it a little. Shoulda been Intel or engineers like everyone suggested.

I am now back to being the Shiftless, twenty-something college dropout from Northern Virginia Community College.

I take fan-fiction very seriously. I see it as the most undiluted source of literary criticism.

I 'would die for' the following ships: Harry/ Hermione, Harry/ Hermione/ Luna, Harry/ Hermione/ Susan/ Luna/ Pansy, Harry/ just about any Harem or multi (minus the Patils, I just don't see it), Naruto/ Hinata.

I like the following ships but I certainly don't really root for them: Harry/ Tonks, Harry/ Daphne, Harry/ Luna

I see the following ships as crimes against humanity: Harry/ Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Ron/ Luna, Hermione/ Draco (wondered into one of those, gave me dry heaves, really), Hermione/ Snape, really all canon pairings except for James/ Lily i have a bit of a problem with.

Thanks to fan-fiction I have realized many things.

Such as:

jbern may be one of the most talented writers I have ever read. But he produces nothing but nightmare fuel. Same is true for lord of the land of fire.

PrefectLionheart is absolutely brilliant but is a little crazy and long winded.

The exceptionally talented Viridian needs to speed things up.

Cloneserpents is a god among insects. But he has got a really filthy mind. I love it!

MistressWinowyll is beautiful.

NARUTO

Konoha is a liberal parliamentary military dictatorship. Like the Roman Republic in a crisis.

Naruto would have been better off in many ways if he had traded spots with Kiba on Team 8.

Naruto has HUGE gaps in his skills (and I don't mean just fighting skills).

Sasuke was never Naruto's friend.

Sasuke is spoiled beyond anyone else I have personally seen in fiction.

Sasuke is a complete traitor that should be killed on sight.

Gennin Sakura was a waste of space.

Chuunin Sakura is consistently screwed over.

Kakashi Hatake was a VERY BAD teacher.

That is not entirely his fault.

Danzo might not be entirely evil.

Danzo 's potential as a character in canon was absolutely wasted.

Uchihas suck! Itachi doesn't count.

We need more Senjus!

HARRY POTTER

In SEVEN books Harry Potter wins a grand total of two fights under his own power (The Dementors at the beginning of OOTP, and the scuffle with Draco in HBP) and by own power I mean no fluke or help from someone or something else.

The trap at the DOM in Book 5 was, I believe, an assassination attempt on Sirius Black so that Harry would stay under Dumbledore's thumb. And only Dumbledore knows this.

As evil as Dumbledore can be in an Evil!Dumbledore fic, he is a million times scarier if he is just fanatically commited to his view of the world.

Harry Potter has no goal in life.

Harry should have made friends with Neville instead of Ron.

Ron Weasley is a doushebag, a jerk-ass, a tool, a cake-eater and no to cast aspersions on the guy but he will get us all killed.

Draco is better Evil (he is still a criminal in the eyes of the law at the end of the series he just becomes a progressively whine-er little bitch).

Snape IS evil (helping out Harry? The man admitted to wanting Lily Potter for a sex slave in exchange for the prophesy).

Bellatrix is better as a crazy attack dog under the command of the good guys.

Almost every story I have read with a Harry/ Susan pairing the world ends or I want to vomit a few chapters in. Which is a real shame cause she seem like a lovely girl in the books.

This is incomplete

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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 168,641 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 893 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/13/2008
Serious Saitama by Gaming Ikari reviews
Saitama's dream of an all-powerful subterranean invasion isn't a dream, it's fact. He wakes up to subterraneans grabbing his face and throwing him through his apartment, and everything that follows as the Hero Association tries to save the fragments of the human race.
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/6
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3831 - Favs: 6,157 - Follows: 5,870 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prince That Was Promised by cxjenious reviews
Discontinued; in the process of a rewrite, to be posted as The Black Prince.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,452 - Reviews: 2110 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 5,439 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Harry P.
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Of White Trees and Blue Roses by angel eyes1 uk reviews
Prequel to A Game of Thrones - Harrenhal, Stark children, Knight of the Laughing Tree, the Mad King, Lyanna's abduction, Catelyn Tully, and Ashara Dayne. Intended ending is the end of Robert's Rebellion if I'm patient enough.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 102,497 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Lyanna S., Rhaegar T.
Why Tsukune Should Never Eat the Cookies by lord of the land of fire reviews
A series of comedic scenes and one shots set in Rosario Vampire. Please enjoy and do not take seriously
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,785 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 8/26/2009
When Wolves Mate by Ordgar reviews
Set in an alternative 'Dance with Dragons' in which Ygritte doesn't die. At this stage Stannis is still at the Wall and Jon has only just brought the wildings through it. Of course Jarl is dead, leaving Val in need of protection and company. Jon/Val/Ygritte PLEASE READ AND REVIEW
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,272 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - [Jon S., Val, Ygritte] - Complete
That Terrifying Momentum by Caleb Nova reviews
To every action there is always opposed an equal reaction: or the mutual actions of two bodies upon each other are always equal, and directed to contrary parts. An AU sixth year. -Revised Edition-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,013 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 4/15/2007 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7109 - Favs: 10,289 - Follows: 7,237 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A nightmare in the crypts by alan713ch reviews
This time, what usually was the end of his nightmares seemed to have become their beginning. My take on what is in the crypts of Winterfell, and why must Jon Snow go there - even after his death.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Jon S., Rhaegar T., Lyanna S., Ghost
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 1,962 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gift of Memories by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 266,659 - Reviews: 3692 - Favs: 6,899 - Follows: 4,085 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3235 - Favs: 6,145 - Follows: 6,657 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
In the Bright Sunshine by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A fix-fic for Star Trek: Insurrection with Sisko in the place of Picard.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - B. Sisko - Complete
If You Could Only See by Lionsheart13771 reviews
In the final battle, Naraku made a second wish on the jewel. He wished for Kagome to be sent through the well and never return, so she never did. post manga, continuation of story where Kagome doesn't return after 3 years. UPDATE Chap 31 LEMON Inu/Kag FIN
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,546 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 756 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15451 - Favs: 8,783 - Follows: 7,708 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Harry Potter Omake Files: Innortal Style by Innortal reviews
Hogwarts, welcome to the Time Loops.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,419 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2007
Thoughts of Pudding 2012 by Brian64 reviews
*2012 REVISION* Chaos theory: a nargle flaps its wings in China, and Luna responds differently to Harry during their conversation before the leaving feast in OoTP. Harry/Luna/Hermione. No nargles were harmed during the writing of this fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,257 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L.
Thoughts of Pudding by Brian64 reviews
*This story has been revised and reposted under a new title: Thoughts of Pudding 2012 story # 7808517 . Please change your alerts to that story, as only chapter 23 will be posted to this old version.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,226 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 3,497 - Follows: 2,250 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1320 - Favs: 4,661 - Follows: 3,341 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,256 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Hermione Bound by Everae reviews
Hermione and Harry have always been good friends, but Harry decides to try and take it a step further with some magical fun. Erotic one-shot HarryxHermione piece. Contains sexual content,sub-non-con and a tiny BDSM theme. Do not read if you are offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ronald Weasley, Ace Attorney by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A silly AU of book seven's end. Not epilogue compliant. I know, I'm heartbroken too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Harry P.
That Most Heinous of Crimes by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,345 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Toy Soldier by ncfan reviews
Wind them up and set them loose on the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4542 - Favs: 4,739 - Follows: 4,241 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Histrionic Personality Disorder by ncfan reviews
The Raikage's decided that Uzumaki Naruto is what you get when you take the worst qualities of children and add a God complex and histrionic personality disorder to the mix. Spoilers for 541. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/2/2011 - A/Fourth Raikage, Naruto U. - Complete
never that simple by ncfan reviews
What will it take to make you see? Sasuke isn't coming home. - Gaara, Naruto, Sasuke -
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The end of Naruto-My way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
But, It's Just a Painting! by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Why is everyone always so afraid of disturbing Walburga? Warning: Language...lots and lots of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Waiting with Hope by SourGrapes101 reviews
When Hinata accidentally discovers the day that Naruto is due to return from his long journey with Jiraiya, she decides to wait for him at the gates of Konoha. Just how much will this one act change things between herself and the one she loves?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,011 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 176 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
A Little More Warning by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Bardock gets just a little bit more warning via timeloop for the destruction of the Saiyan Homeworld... And brings his friends along. AU, Oneshot, don't take it too seriously, Merry Christmas.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bardock, Lunch - Complete
The Nargles In the Air by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Luna had a growth spurt. Harry notices. Sixth Year AU, HarryLuna, Lemon warning, no longer a one shot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Jiraiya's Other Advice by Powerofmind99 reviews
Minato has a unique problem with his new wife, and he's out of places to go. But Master Jiraiya has the answer he needs! -One shot- rated T for fun words!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3772 - Favs: 7,586 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Temptations of A TimeTurness by falling skywards reviews
Hermione needed it. She needed it inside her, around her, she needed it to fill her up and then to spill it out. Knowledge, that is. But how far will she go to get it? Set in third year, H/Hr/L ? , involving Time Travel in a whole new way. M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,540 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/31/2010
Totally Random Love Hina Skits Again! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Random, often perverted and humorous ficlets featuring our hapless Ronin. Enjoy. LEMON and weirdness warnings, rated M for a reason.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,662 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Keitaro U.
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1527 - Favs: 3,574 - Follows: 1,147 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
IN YOUR EYES by imadecookies reviews
[REVISED]After a mission Hinata wakes up in the hospital with no memory of her life. [Very Angst and almost heart breaking NaruHina love story]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,536 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 185 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Evacuation of the Flumpawumps by Lineape reviews
Harry awakes to quite the surprise when he finds Luna trying to remove the Flumpawumps from him, through her mouth, via his... other wand... HarryxLuna. Crack, especially later on! Omakes eight through ten up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,051 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fledglings by Lord Retro reviews
One-Shot. After Sirius' death, Harry finds something new to give him hope. But how will the world react when Harry reveals his newest accomplishment?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Idiot by filkertom reviews
Ron Weasley? What had Hermione been thinking?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Crack’d Mirror by cloneserpents reviews
What happens when a botched ritual switches a Harry from an evil mirror universe with our hero? Will the world survive? Post OotP Parody/Erotic Comedy Evil!Harry/multiple partners/femmslash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,650 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P.
The Ten Phaces In A Relationship by AlexaSinead reviews
In every relationship, every couple run to 10 fazes. Read about Naruto and Hinata's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 8,170 - Follows: 6,160 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Dear Diary by JayTang reviews
The night before a major battle, Naruto reflects on his life. He thinks about the things he loves, the things he hates, the lies he has lived, and the truths he has told. NaruHina, slight AU and OOC. Naruto x Hinata. Extremely EPIC, in my opinion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 3,007 - Follows: 888 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Hermiones New Tastes by hermionemylove reviews
Hermione has the best night of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
A Collection of Harmonious OneShots by Seel'vor reviews
My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,272 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Basically what happenned during Danzo VS Sasuke by Ralneox reviews
This is another twisted story from the little spark ralneox calls a mind . It's about hard hitting issues that effect real life situations! Nothing to do with what I thought really happenned at the Danzo VS Sasuke fight. xXxSHIFTY EYESxXx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Danzō S. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3503 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 2,786 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 3,052 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1899 - Favs: 3,222 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Closer by Lynns reviews
Relationships are slowly built from the ground up and it is something that you simply do not rush into. Naruto was flattered after hearing Hinata's confession and the two of them will take the small baby steps that will lead them closer together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,089 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Lord Harry J Potter Meet Col Sherman T Potter by GenkaiFan reviews
While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.
Crossover - Harry Potter & M*A*S*H - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Harry P., S. Potter - Complete
Harry Potter and the Determinations of Fate by Baronvonblack reviews
Like ripples through water, a single event can change the entire course of history. For Harry, all it took was meeting a misty-eyed Ravenclaw a year earlier... Major AU later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
Manners and Mannerisms by Nuclear Burp reviews
Rebuilding a village is hard. Financing a reconstruction is harder. Creating a new series of political alliances between old clans is brutal. Teaching Naruto how to slurp noodles without drenching anyone? The other side of impossible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,230 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Stolen by ohmyboho reviews
I know there are a lot of things I shouldn’t have done in my life, but this was by far the worst. I shouldn’t have stolen Hermione Granger’s heart… And I shouldn’t have let her steal mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,702 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Caught part one The Goddess by lil-missa reviews
Naruto, heavily wounded, falls unconscious by a river, while watching a mysterious woman use the water to train; naked. He soon decides to try the mysterious woman’s way of training; much to her shock and delight. SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,596 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Unexpected Gift by imadecookies reviews
They say a child can only be a blessing, no one mentions the journey can be hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,145 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Stranger, Would You Please? by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
A chance meeting makes for a life-changing encounter, which for Hermione Granger, occurs in the mens' restroom at King's Cross Station. Not that she's complaining... yet. LEMON and some random fluff thrown in for kicks! Post-Hogwarts. HGHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Watchers of the Skies by Kelly Chambliss reviews
At the Three Broomsticks one day, Narcissa Black sits down to chat with Lily Evans. A story about roads taken and not taken.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., Narcissa M.] Bellatrix L., James P.
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 78 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Three Wise Men by Cptlatnok reviews
Sun-Tzu said "Know your enemy." Sun-Tzu never met Cameron Philips!
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2009 - John C., Cameron
Office Romance by Enelya87 reviews
They are separated until Isshin pulls a fast one on Ichigo and brings the two together again. Except for one, slight obstacle. Rated for Language and Lemons.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,061 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K. - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6016 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Between Love and Hate by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-Oneshot, ch.440-centric- The man before him was the same man who had ruined his entire life. Naruto wanted to hate him, but couldn’t. He didn’t understand exactly why it had happened, but he understood desperation. And he did, somewhat, understand love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,997 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Settling For Less by Mionefan reviews
Harry Potter has settled for a mediocre existence after the final battle. He regrets the loss of his best friend and love. What will a pretty Ravenclaw do to help him love again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,055 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Battle for the Ages by Greys reviews
Ominous looking sunset? Check. Sidekicks watching from afar? Check. Younger brother coming to deal out justice? Check. No hair out of place? Check. Then let the Uchiha Fight begin!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 450 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Hinata's Bravery and Naruto's Realization by myhiddenlove08 reviews
Something goes wrong on a mission and Naruto finally gets something through his thick skull, but how will everyone react to it? What does Hiashi have planned? Rating upped! Updated!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,359 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hallowed by MinaSeraphina reviews
My version of the events that took place during the time Harry and Hermione were on their own in 'Deathly Hallows'. Short! Sweet! Smutty! AU, Epilogue non compliant. Harry/Hermione! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 4,668 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
One Small Step by Shawny Wong reviews
What if Hinata had actually found the courage to approach Naruto at the Academy? How would befriending him change their lives? Drastic changes are the result of one small step. NaruHina. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,707 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 1,598 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Paybacks: Alternate by Rohata reviews
This is the original edition of the story posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fireplace Romance by brokenrhyme reviews
Harry and Hermione have always looked out for one another, but will a night beside the toasty common room fire change everything? Brief appearance from Ron, and a very very long and tart lemon follows. H/Hr one-shot, 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Conception by ThaDoctor17 reviews
Naruto is taking a shower after a mission when his wife Hinata interrupts him. NaruHina lemon, very hot. Hope ya all like it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Whispers In The Dark by illegalpen0902 reviews
It's a perfect night to anyone who's awake. Two lovers lay with each other, one is awake, the other isn't, yet. Starting with caresses and ending with caresses, whispers in the dark can turn into something louder. M for: ex.S, N, and mild L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One Drunken Night by Meje2 reviews
Naruto is still traveling with Jiraiya but meets Hinata in a pub. What is she doing there and what will happen? I suck at summaries naruhina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,153 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Mr Lovegood Thinks by Aealket reviews
Based on the Dobby in Time idea from Rorschach's Blot What happens after Dobby comes back in time to help Harry Potter POV of Mr. Lovegood Changes made thanks to davegerecke who acted as a Beta.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 87 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Dobby - Complete
Seasons of Love by Fuyumi reviews
AU set in the Regency era. Hermione resigns herself to spending her season as a wallflower -- until she receives an unexpected proposal. Eventual HHr and DG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,528 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 296 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 768 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 4,581 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
Trust by chem prof reviews
A 'What if we could go back and change things' story. What if Harry had trusted his friends more and been more open with them and they with him? How books 5 and 6 might have been different. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,526 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Catch 22 by The Sh33p reviews
Every chapter brings twentytwo quick, random glimpses into the world of Naruto. Sometimes poignant, sometimes utterly insane...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,946 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Autumn Bane by Torenza reviews
IYKa. AU. Marriage seems inevitable for the couple who can’t stand each other. [A Swan Lake parody]
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,757 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Kagome H., Inuyasha
Harry Potter and the Harem of Honeys by szordara reviews
Harry’s destiny has taken a sharp turn from what was intended. At age seven, he figures out that he can make things happen at will, like magic. He forms a gang of Dudley's female victims, who gather for mutual protection and later friendship. Together,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,712 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 2,023 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 6/30/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Great Turmoil and Excess Stupidity by Seaouryou reviews
Harry Potter x Inuyasha crossover. In his quest to teach his students about foreign magical creatures, Hagrid has a demon shipped over from Japan. A poisonous, arrogant, illtempered one. Hilarity and mass murder ensue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Rubeus H., Sesshomaru - Complete
The White Dog by Becky Tailweaver reviews
An old friend, a missing heir, a vengeful plot, a brother's pain; all tied somehow to a murderous conspiracy in the Western Lands. Inuyasha faces his father's people to unravel the lies and seek out his destiny - and perhaps find the place he belongs.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 162,690 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 6/18/2001
The Black Dress by Lattelady reviews
A SamAinsley Romance...The real reason Ainsley was wearing the lovely black dress when she was called to the White House in 'Night Five.' And the romance that follows when Sam gives her a ride home.
West Wing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Sam S., Ainsley H. - Complete