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Joined 11-03-08, id: 1732137, Profile Updated: 08-23-12
Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Lord of the Rings.

I'm going to keep this short and sweet, as I hate those copy/paste profiles; however much you agree that you're religion is awesome, Justin Bieber should die (which is rather cruel to wish for, in my humble opinion), or that Harry Potter is better than Twilight, you still don't need to add it to you profile for the world to see. Nor do you need to link us several million pictures of how you think your character looks/dresses/poses- if you're a good author, you can describe it clearly in your story.

But I digress.

A few yeas ago, long before I should have tried my hand at writing, I fancied myself quite the author, and used this account to write twenty-five craptastic stories.

I recently rediscovered this account, much to my chagrin, deleted all of my past shame, and dedicated myself to writing quality fic, and guides that will hopefully help others do so too.

Updates are slow, and stories I no longer like may be deleted without notice, I warn you.

I write/read stories about Lord of The Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Winx Club, W.I.T.C.H., The Outsiders, Harry Potter, and The Vampire Diaries. If you would like me to review a fic you've written in any of those categories, just message me and I gladly will! But I warn you- I am honest.

Lots of love (sort of), Mia.

My Fictionpress profile.

The Forum that explains why I hate Piper, and has several helpful tips, if you look closely enough.

Run ALL original charaters through this.

Run PJO OCs Through one of these: 1 2

Run HP OCs through one of these: 1 2

Run LotR OCs through this: 1

Look at this site before writing LotR fanfic.

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The Unfortunately True Confessions reviews
Candice Smith is alone in a strange world, armed with nothing but a diary and pen, forced to take on the lack of proper restrooms and tampons. How will she survive? Something of a parody/deconstruction of the typical 'girl falls into ME'. Please RxR. Rated T for a reason.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,380 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Glorfindel, Erestor
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Super Awesome Fanfic reviews
Parody of Mary Sues. Want to know how to write the best Mary-Sues? The worst plots? The cheesiest romance? Well, here's your ultimate guide! Following this easy-to-use book, you'll be writing badfic in no time! NOW COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
The Guide to Original PJO Characters: Abridged reviews
How to ACTUALLY write a decent character, in less than a thousand words. Born because people didn't seem to get my other guide was a parody. Rated T for some minor cursing.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Complete