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Joined 11-03-08, id: 1732230, Profile Updated: 12-12-11
Author has written 41 stories for Doctor Who, 21 Jump Street, Sarah Jane Adventures, Harry Potter, MacGyver, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Torchwood, Farscape, Dharma & Greg, Stargate: SG-1, Despicable Me, and Avengers.

It's a white blot on the screen! It's a barren wasteland! It's... Pitry's profile!

I realise this space has been a barren wasteland for far too long. So I might as well update.

Hello! Here you will find Pitry's fics. I'm mostly writing in the fandom that's sitting in my head at the moment - up until recently it's been Doctor Who (all my DW fics are archived on Teaspoon), now it seems to have shifted to Harry Potter. My one-shots are odd, my multi-chapters are probably odder. I choose to see this as a good thing. Do expect bittersweet stories with open endings. Also, a strong emphasis on canon and at times, realism. On a brighter note, none of my fics will be abandoned - I only start publishing things when the story is either finished or almost-finished.

Stuff I'm working on at the moment:

-The Mirror of Erised, which is a sort-of sequel to The Reward of Perseverance.

-Inter Arma (and War Without End later on), which are very loose sequels to War Is Over.

-A Doctor Who/ Famous Five crossover. Expect a lot of ginger beer.

-Possibly another Doctor Who thing, which will pick up threads from a one-shot I wrote called Fade Away.

-Possible 21JS and DS9 fics.

I realise that's a lot of sequels... worry not! I strongly believe that sequels should be able to stand on their own, and if reading the original is required they should be a part of the original. I can't guarantee when any of these will see the light of day, though.

If you're into that sort of thing, I'm also on LJ, and also under Pitry, but I don't do much writing-related things there. Except for memes.

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how the cat caught the bat by thefireplanet reviews
He feels naked without the seven layers of Kevlar, without the heavy cowl, without the cape. Instead he's standing in the middle of the Museum of Prehistoric Anthropology at midnight in a shirt and slacks, watching his girlfriend break into the Mongolian exhibit to steal a bronze horse. /Because we all know Selina wears the pants in this relationship./
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
The Boy Beyond Time by The Original Marisa reviews
The Doctor, Rory, and Amy investigate Hill Valley, a place where time is warped and stretched and tangled in itself, and must solve the mystery of Marty McFly, a boy who remembers things that never happened, before time runs out for him.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Rory W., Marty McFly
Right Here by Rachel500 reviews
Rory knows the moment that breaks him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Saturday Morning Ritual by torchwoodtimelord reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper has a strict routine for his Saturday mornings. What starts as a programming error turns into quite a surprise.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sheldon C. - Complete
i am sleeping on a time bomb by i forgot to blink reviews
The war is over, and they go to Antarctica.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Well, That Was Awkward by MacBedh reviews
The prompt: "Daniel, Sam. Five times they have to pretend to be married and things get really awkward for SG-1." The challenge: find five different ways to invert a classic Stargate trope. Written for the 2011 SG-1 Friendathon on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Reverb by MacBedh reviews
The past shapes the present: the present reshapes the past. In 2009, MacGyver's retirement is disturbed by rumours, old shadows, and unexpected dangers.
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 102,706 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - MacGyver, Sam, Murdoc, Pete T. - Complete
Into the Fold by Pasi reviews
Severus Snape is going straight to hell. The people he calls his friends are helping him get there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,808 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Yo Ho Exterminate? by Serinity46 reviews
Things that should never crossover in a fan's mind...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Space Pirates: Way Cooler Than Ninjas by Annerb reviews
Jack contemplates a new career.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
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Five People Who Could Never Escape Gotham (and The One that Got Away) reviews
"I see a beautiful city, and the brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life peaceful, prosperous and happy." (A Tale of Two Cities)
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Selina K./Catwoman, Alfred P. - Complete
Don't Look Back reviews
Hermione Granger never knew King's Cross station had a library.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd've Baked a Cake reviews
It was funny to call it normal, but life can be funny sometimes: that was what Lavender had said, and Dudley, who knew he wasn't very clever, was bound to agree with her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,999 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Dudley D., Lavender B. - Complete
Heroes Wearing Masks are Also People reviews
You can take the bat out of Gotham, but you can't take Gotham out of the bat.
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Holding the Fort reviews
And all that year, when Neville spoke out, the one thing that he asked himself was: What would Harry have done?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,913 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Ginevra ferch Molly reviews
Ginny's not quite sure what her role in the adventure is, but it's not the damsel in distress.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Ginny W., Neville L. - Complete
The Sceptic's Guide to Spotting Impossible Beasts reviews
Somewhere out there there's a Crumple-Horned Snorkack with Hermione Granger's name on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Disorganised Crime reviews
In Muggle London, heroes end up in jail.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Superhero Dilemma reviews
Catwoman might be a superhero now, but more often than not Selina thinks that this superhero thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. Post TDKR
Crossover - Batman Begins/Dark Knight & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Selina K./Catwoman, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Livin' on a Prayer reviews
The hero it needs, the hero it deserves - right now Gotham City will take any hero it can get. The Dark Knight Rises spoilers
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Young, But Daily Growing reviews
Maybe it's a mid-life crisis, or maybe they did miss something when they were younger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Complete
Add Some Colour to These Grey Walls reviews
Alicia Spinnet's hair is purple. If someone has a problem with that, she's listening. Maybe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Angelina J., Alicia S. - Complete
Inter Arma reviews
On James Sirius Potter's fifth year, the goblin war came to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,331 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Saturdays are for Football reviews
Once a week, every week, Dean Thomas allowed himself to pretend nothing had ever happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Dean T., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Knock On Effect reviews
I have seen your dreams, Ronald Weasley, and I have seen your fears.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised reviews
The only way to be certain you can defeat ultimate evil is when you've already done it before. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 95,984 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
SA: Superheroes Anonymous reviews
The Doctor goes to a support group. a very cracky crossover with Batman, Spider-Man and Superman .
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Let's Kill Wormtail
Sirius Black is going to do something ridiculously stupid tonight - but he's going to do something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Feeding Frenzy reviews
They came alone, in pairs, in packs. They were relentless. They had only one thing in mind. Even the Doctor could not stop them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Minions - Complete
2995 BC reviews
In which the Doctor and Donna go to Ancient Egypt and meet Alternate SG1 from the episode Moebius. The world has never been saved with so many one liners.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, J. O'Neill - Complete
A Hero For Any Other Day reviews
Even Draco Malfoy needs a hero to save him sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,014 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gotta Know When To Fold 'Em reviews
Some people have hobbies. MacGyver gets shot at.
MacGyver - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Complete
On Ill Spaceships and Chanukkah Miracles reviews
"And this, Donna, is why I never park the Tardis on Earth when it's in need of repairs, ever again."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
The Rewards of Perseverance reviews
The war is over. The bad guys won. Ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts was lost, the last remains of the resistance get one last chance to set things right. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,780 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
War Is Over reviews
In the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry felt tired. In the morning after the morning after, he was downright exhausted. The war may be over, but there are still battles to be fought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 117,550 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hello, I Love You, Won't You Tell Me Your Name? reviews
It's her clothes he remembers, not her face.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rose T. - Complete
Existing, Or not reviews
Boy meets girl and they have an ever after. Vague Ashes to Ashes/ Life on Mars spoilers.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Owen H. - Complete
Dharma & Greg's Encounter with ETs on Earth reviews
Most people would be slightly upset to find an alien in their living room. With all the things Greg saw since he met Dharma, this could actually be considered an improvement.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dharma & Greg - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Professionalism reviews
It's not a wedding if there are no aliens involved.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Martha J., Gwen C. - Complete
Just In His Mind reviews
The girl that he loves has been a figment of his imagination all this time. Spoilers for The Pandorica Opens.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Matryoshka reviews
Being out of time and space isn't just upsetting – it's also very, very boring. Especially when the Doctor has to live it time and again, and the only person to help him out of the mess is himself. And himself. And a hell lot of him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2011 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Dear Mike: If You See A Blue Box reviews
The Williams family goes on holiday every year, leaving instructions for their neighbour.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
But, Oh, Those Human Women reviews
Brannigan and Valerie - life on the motorway.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
Fade Away: Almost Like Saying Goodbye reviews
It was supposed to be different this time. He's human, he can't regenerate - he was supposed to die before her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Fire Escape reviews
The Farscape universe is mad enough without a god-like alien in a suit and a blue box. DW post JE, FS right before Infinite Possibilities.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,589 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
You, Me, and the Baobab Tree reviews
Bloomin' Lovely are now making deliveries all the way to the Horse-Head Nebula. Regular fees apply.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Gita C., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Reset reviews
A sort of Reset AU, sort of time travel, definitely The-Doctor-Stuck-On-Earth-Working-With-Torchwood story, complete with the recommended daily doses of Bilis Manger.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
What's Past Is Prologue reviews
The ancient and peaceful people of Messaline need a mythological hero to save them from the terrible Daleks. Harry Potter is looking forward to being the sidekick on this one, but the universe has ideas of its own. DW post JE, HP after DH.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,077 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Temptation
The Doctor makes Jack an offer he can't refuse. Jack accidentally turns him down. Post Waters of Mars.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Lies to Children reviews
"A lie-to-children is a statement that is false, but which nevertheless leads the child's mind towards a more accurate explanation." The Science of Discworld
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - H. Ioki, T. Hanson - Complete
Lost in Translation reviews
The Doctor and Jack talk all the time: one of them opens his mouth and words come out. They never listen.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete