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Author has written 5 stories for Shugo Chara!, Harry Potter, Gakuen Alice, and No. 6.

My pen name was recently changed from Princess of Sand to nevertrulyleave, which is consistent to my Tumblr URL. I'm a big fan of consistency. I should hope most people on this site are.

Things I Love (not in this particular order necessarily, but pretty damn close)

1.) My friends and family (particularly my best friend, The Girl With Raspberry Hair)

2.) No. 6

3.) Nezumi and Shion

4.) Watching anime with my friends

5.) Disney movies & Disney World

6.) Shakespeare (Hamlet in particular)

7.) Harry Potter

8.) Fantasy novels

9.) Any books written by John Greene

10.) Atmosphere

11.) The allure of darkness

12.) Lightning storms

13.) Good food

14.) Meaningful music

15.) Finding fellow fans of anything I like

16.) Art

17.) Singing

FAVORITE QUOTES!! (this list grows longer by the day)

"What an amazing story! Do Airbenders really laugh at gravity?" "Sure! I laugh at gravity all the time! *snickers* Gravity." -Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender

sobbing* "You know, they're not bad creatures. I think it's the eyes that turn some people off-" "And the pincers. Tch, tch, tch, tch." -Hagrid and Harry, Half-Blood Prince

"You know, sarcasm is the last defense of the imaginatively bankrupt." "It's true. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain." "Your pain's going to be outer soon until you finally hail us a taxi." - Clary and Jace, City of Bones

"Stay away from my blades. In fact, don't touch any of my weapons without my permission." "Well, there goes my plan for selling them on eBay." "Selling them on what?" "A mythical place of great magical power." -Jace and Clary, City of Bones

"Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself." -Fred and Harry, Prisoner of Azkaban.

"Well...when we were in our first year, Harry-young, carefree, and innocent-" Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. "Well, more innocent than we are now-"-Prisoner of Azkaban

She never slows down/ She doesn't know why but she knows that when she's all alone/ feels like it's all coming down/ she won't turn around/ the shadows are long and she fears if she cries/that first tear/the tears will not stop raining down...she won't make a sound/ alone in this fight with herself/and the fears whispering/if she stands, she'll fall down/she wants to be found/the only way out is through everything/ she's running from/ wants to give up and lie down... -Superchick, Stand in the Rain

And if I had to crawl/ well, you'd crawl too/a stumble and a fall/carry me through/the wonder of it all is you/see me through/... when everything I was is lost/I have forgot, but you have not/when I am lost, you have not lost me/ when everything I was is lost/I have forgot, but you have not/when I am lost, you have not lost me/You have not lost me... -Superchick again, Crawl (Carry Me Through)

"My Twitter account has been verified!! This must be how Pinocchio felt when he became a real boy!!" -Chris Colfer

"Every time I hurt myself, I test its severity by asking myself, 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?"-Chris Colfer

"I've hear about these 'Chris Colfer' sightings all over the place. If I ever run into me, I'm going to have a few words with myself."-Chris Colfer

(AVPM Quotes)

Voldemort: Joke's on you, Potter! I don't regret anything I've done!
Harry: I know, that's what makes you a real piece of shit.

Dumbledore: It's about time, Draco, for you to look inside yourself and ask yourself what it is YOU truly want!
Draco: I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocket ship.

Ron: it's just that whenever I look at her I get these pains in my chest and I know it's all her fault that bitch!

Ginny: Well, Harry, at the yule Ball, you kissed me and I thought we were going to be together forever but we're not!
Harry: That pretty much sums it up.

MY BUDDIES' QUOTES:

Tori-See, the reason Matt's so popular is because he doesn't have time to piss anyone off! He shows up for thirteen seconds and then gets shot!
Me- And he's really cute without his goggles on.
Tori- Yeah! All he does is talk to Mello and smoke right before he dies!
Me- Yeah, Light's all psycho, L's awesome but kinda twisted, Near is an unemotional guy who honestly wouldn't give a crap if his whole team dies, and Mello is possibly part woman. But all Matt does is be cute and get shot! Oh, and he probably hooks up with Mello behind the scenes, at least that's what the fangirls believe.
Tori- WHAT??!!
Me- YOU DIDN'T KNOW??

Carrie- NO, MOTHERFUCKERS, YOU CAN'T PUT DOWN ZOOS!! YOU'VE ALREADY PUT DOWN ZOOM!
Deirdre- I'm never playing Scrabble with you again.

HAMLET TRANSLATION COURTESY ME AND TORI ORIOT:

Hamlet- I did love you once.
Ophelia- Indeed, my lord, you made me believe so.
Hamlet- You should not have believed me. I loved you not.

Tori- I did love you once.
Me- Really?
Tori: No.

Me- Hey, Fishy, me and Tori can't agree. Would Gil or Oz be on top?
Fishy- Of what?
*sigh*
Tori- A cheerleading pyramid, Emily.
Me- What do you THINK we're talking about?

Tori: It'd be like staring a baboon in the face!

Tori: Gil can intimidate any balls he wants!

Me: *watching Emma* THAT INCESTUOUS BEAST!
Tori: *chokes to death on her soda and dies laughing*

riding a simulation roller coaster on the horror setting and screaming like morons*
Me: Oh my God look! Madame Zelda's okay!
Tori: yeah, because that's really what I'm worried about!

eating ice cream with straws*
Me: What if L were here?
Tori: He'd probably be all, great use of resources girls!
Me: OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY STRAW? Oh wait, it's right here.
Tori: And he's gone.

Robbin: I'm so freaked out about going to high school! I keep thinking I'm going to get raped in the middle of the hallway!
Me: Don't be stupid, the teachers break up that sort of thing.

Ciel- OMG IT'S MY FATHER!
Me- YOUR FATHER?
Tory- WHERE?
start fixing our hair and straightening clothes and stuffs
Ciel- Sebastian kill this guy!
Us- NOOOOO

Tanaka talking to Ciel's dad
Tanaka- How can you?
Me- How can you be so sexy?
Tanaka- I don't understand!
Me- I don't understand either! You're too perfect for this anime!

Me & Tory- So what did you see in the angel-induced vision Ciel?
Ciel- Well...I saw my parents...
Me- Your parents?
Tory- As in, your father?
Ciel- Well...yeah...
Me- OH MY GOD.
Tory- IS HE STILL THERE?

Me and Tory- YES BLACK BUTLER EPISODE 11!
Computer- dies
Us- NOOOOOOO
Tory- Well, in fairness, it's probably gotten tired of us screaming swears at it for the last hour and a half.

Tory: one day I wanna Ask Claude if he's part giraffe...
Me: chokes

claude: I-I dies
Tory and Me: cheers finally!!!!

Me & Tory- STOP BEING SO DEMONY!
Sebastian- It's demonlicious, thank you.
Ciel- IT'S IN MY HAIR!

Me- Oh, awkward...I read 'stranger' as 'ginger'...so now it's, I'll be sharing a room with a ginger, this will make things difficult...'
Tory- Yeah, considering they have no souls...

Me- Haha, look there's a typo here! It says 'hold his lead tightly' instead of 'hold his leash tightly.'
Tory- Yeah, that makes no sense...
Me- It sounds dirty...yeah Ciel, hold his lead tight, keep him distracted...
Tory- That is disgusting. Have some shame.

(I am literally choking to death)
Robbin & Brittany- Bella! Bella, are you okay?
Tory- Guys, she's shaking her head and making gestures that indicate choking. She's clearly not okay!

Thank you for coming, and I hope you enjoyed your stay.

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Jobs the Sisters Grimm Characters Should Never Do by jabberwockyandthevorpalblade reviews
It's here! What jobs should the Grimm gang NEVER do? Find out inside.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/1/2009
Operation: LIFE by Arii-hime reviews
#53. "There's snot all over your face. Classy as always, Polka."
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 53,712 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/12/2010
Tethers by phollie reviews
For those left behind, there is always time. / Ozbert. Ongoing AU.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Gilbert/Raven, Oz V.
Are You Alright? by xXxPrettyinPinkxXx reviews
Everything, absolutely everything was turning against him and he was getting worse each day. Even so, nobody cared enough to help or even show concern for him. Could he be saved before it was too late? USUK! Warnings in later chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,403 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/21/2012 - America, England/Britain
The Average Life of the Teenage Misfit by Goose-chan reviews
Because nothing is better than the plot-deprived life of those kids you never notice. Crack.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/3/2011
Everywhere With You by analine reviews
Navigating the path home. Post-series/reunion fic.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Achilles Heel by Elanra reviews
A sleepless night and some celestial observation... Nezushi. BL.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Phoenix by Crowmunculus reviews
And Sion saves his life more and more every day. Post-series.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Much Ado About Nothing by Rasengan22 reviews
Just another day in the West Block for Nezumi and Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Summer Languor by hellohworld reviews
Shion screams in the rain to conjure up a long-lost friend, waltzes across a room with the one he loves and savours every moment he spends in his arms. Post-series reunion, Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,963 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
The Midnight Thief by Elanra reviews
An epilogue for the No.6 novels... Nezumi returns after 2,5 years. Will Sion's window be still open?
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
song without words by analine reviews
Four years ago, Nezumi dreamed of open windows and outstretched hands, and of warmth. Now that Shion is here he dreams of fire, of impossibly tall rows of trees laced with flames. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Achromatopsia by Crowmunculus reviews
Because rats are colorblind.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Things I Learned From Watching Lost by The One Called Demetra reviews
Lost is a very informative show. Warning: This is stupid.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Complete
though I am native here by analine reviews
Shion thinks maybe he's always known what would happen if that wall actually came down. Spoilers for the end of the anime. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Burrow by prouvairing reviews
Hamlet remembers a time when he wasn't Hamlet. Nezumi/Sion, Hamlet POV
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Nocturne by rii no ame reviews
Nezumi always waits for Shion to fall asleep first. Drabble.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Of the Depraved by phollie reviews
The boy can't help it; it's not his fault. A portrait of Gilbert Nightray in 9 100-word drabbles. Retrace 65 spoilers.
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Gilbert/Raven - Complete
The Morning Of by phollie reviews
And Shion, with all the raw, untapped grace of something exiled and reborn, says, "I love you." Nezushi. K.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Back Burner by Salazarfalcon reviews
All Shion can do right now is hold him tight enough to keep him together, even though he imagines that at this point the pieces of him are probably littered all over the floor just like the coffee mugs. SPOILERS FOR FINAL EPISODE.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Awake, Arise by analine reviews
An awkward moment or two, in which Shion is curious about Eve, and Nezumi discovers his breaking point. Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Scrabble by Salazarfalcon reviews
In which Shion is sleep-deprived and Nezumi is clingy in his sleep. In the middle of a cold winter's night, Shion comes to a few realizations about his bedmate and they don't just involve his wandering hands.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Paperback Lover by usagi-mono reviews
AU. Nezumi doesn't visit the local bookstore for the cute white-haired boy that works there. He's only here for the books. No, really. One-shot, Nezumi/Shion.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
All Arise by phollie reviews
But right now, sitting before the dusty mirror in red lips and white chiffon, he's still Nezumi. Nezumi - dressing room contemplation.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Nezumi/Rat - Complete
Stolen Moments by Elegant-Chaos reviews
So little time together to comfort and rid each other of fears, spoken and not. So little time to understand and give and take, and love with everything you have, even if you don't know how. So little time to just be. Takes place during No.6, Episode 10.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Suns That Circling Go by phollie reviews
He's a boy that bleeds red and whimpers when it hurts and loves, loves, even when he doesn't want to. Nezumi, the fall of grace. Episode 10 spoilers. T.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Truth Is by phollie reviews
Shion is a vision in white sheets and lamplight, lit up in an amber kerosene glow, and he looks young. Nezumi and Shion - a quiet moment. T.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Storm by Nuripuri reviews
"I'm between the middle watching hastiness unfold."
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
And Then by phollie reviews
This is what glory must look like. Nezumi introspection on witnessing Shion's scream. K.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Light, Meet Edward by Funky Bracelet Chick reviews
Light hates Twilight. Ryuk likes apples. See how these two facts end in massacre. Rated T just to be safe.
Crossover - Death Note & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Sanctuary by Araven14 reviews
Three instances when Nezumi sat in the dark and thought. Oneshot.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Yes, your majesty by Kyara313 reviews
There once was a king. There once was a prince. There once was a curse. Now there once was a mouse. AU Fairytale Sion/Nez one-shot
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
All That Matters by rii no ame reviews
After an illness, Shion attempts to reconcile himself with Nezumi's desire for secrecy.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Taking on Tomorrow by usagi-mono reviews
"I'd want us to meet again in the next life." "You believe in that sort of crap?" Based on the ED used in the anime of our two boys getting all chummy in the snow. NezumiShion. One-shot, cheesy sappy fluff.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
As Boundless As The Sea by rii no ame reviews
Nezumi and Shion disagree over Romeo and Juliet.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Team Future by artificus reviews
After 32 years in a cryostasis capsule, Violet Parr awakes in the Future. But while trying to get her old life back, a lot goes wrong. Contains Willet. [71,176 Views! You sick little readers, you!]
Crossover - Incredibles & Meet the Robinsons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 149,114 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Violet P., Wilbur R. - Complete
A Promise Between Father and Son by MelaineScarlett reviews
While the Potters and Weasleys were talking on Platform 9 3/4 during the Epilogue in DH, what was happening on the other side of the platform with the Malfoys? Follows Rose and Scorpius' first days at Hogwarts. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Ever Wonder Why There's No Lightning When It Snows by Delphi1138 reviews
Post Game. Snow never realized that Lightning had a sense of humor, bizarre and twisted as it may be. But Snow might have more than he bargained for when an accidental prank war is started between him and "Sis" with poor Serah caught in the middle.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,637 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Lightning, Serah F.
The Train Is Not A Metaphor by Bialy reviews
For phollie. There are worse things than death, and one of them is the consequences of cheating it. And there's the devil himself in L's smile as he says, 'this way'. L and Mello after their stories end. Spoilers. Bad language. Ongoing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,619 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Mello, L
On Gran Pulse, We're All Family by Delphi1138 reviews
They'd all lost their families because of being l'Cie. Now they had formed a new one. But who's who in their merry little band? A joke between Hope and Vanille shows that everyone has their place. Even those who don't like the role they've been given.
Final Fantasy XIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Hope, Vanille - Complete
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Of Idiotic Things In An Idiotic World by Arii-hime reviews
Two stupid in-loves, two other confused ones, seven other randomly placed people, a hideous ghost, a misunderstood superstar and one lazy authoress combine to make possibly the worst fic you'll ever read. SERIOUSLY BAD CRACK. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Complete
20 Questions by lamekirby reviews
20 random questions asked to different Bleach characters. Different character each chapter.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 19,448 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009
Welcome to the Afterlife! by Goose-chan reviews
What happens when the characters of Harry Potter die? They go to the Afterlife, of course! With equal amounts of depressed people and Marauder hilarity, there's sure to be OOC-ness. And epic spoilers if you haven't read all the books. Yay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Death Note: the Abridged Series by Jaded Ninja reviews
Inspired by Little Kuriboh and masakox and Vegeta3986, as well as by Plasma Knight's fanfic Hitchiker's guide to Spira, a humorous summary of one of my favorite animes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,366 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007
Light Yagami's Adventures in Fandom Land by Gen Duruk reviews
The tale of one character and his quest to explore the strange world of fandom complete with painful puns .
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
The Pack Is Gone by Bialy reviews
It is the most terrible and the most wonderful of nights, but for Remus Lupin, it is simply terrible. Lupin on the night of Lily and James' death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
Rima Can't Spell by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Apparently Rima's diary is full of lots of Nagihiko-bashing... oh, and other stuff. Lots of other stuff.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 134,865 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Rima M., Nadeshiko/Nagihiko F. - Complete
Maximum Ride Commentaries by AmerikajinOtaku reviews
Maximum Ride characters making commentaries for actual fanfictions. Totally funny! Please donate your fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,555 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009
Death Note: A Divine Comedy by SyberiaWinx reviews
After death, Light finds himself in Mu, which is not what everyone thinks. He and the others who died must atone by acting for the amusement of the gods. Their scripts? Fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 6/13/2008
Snippets by Inexcess reviews
Snippets of Sophie and Howl's life. One-shot
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sophie H., Howl
Dissonance by The One Called Demetra reviews
They say your demons are of your own design. Light, Kira, why they were the same, why they weren't, and why it never really mattered anyway.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
The Mountains In Reply by 1shot reviews
Castiel is standing six inches too far inside Dean's personal space, and the two of them are playing intenser-than-thou while Sam fidgets impatiently with the strap of his bag and thinks about how it's a hell of a lot drier inside the car. Post 5.07ish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Kira and the King of Pop by Quiet reviews
It's a normal day at headquarters, and L is bored. However, when the task force learns that Michael Jackson has been killed by Kira, L has an interesting opinion on the matter and discovers a new reason to hate the supernatural serial killer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L - Complete
Parental Guidance by Edmondia Dantes Redux reviews
Soichiro Yagami has a Very Important Conversation with his son. Crackfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
L Gets Diabetes by the lie written in ink reviews
The most retarded thing you'll ever read. REVIEW. :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Complete
Mission: Stay in Ferryport Landing by WizKid94 reviews
Sisters Grimm Fanfiction! PuckxSabrina. Sabrina's parents are awake, but then why is Sabrina so upset? Can she figure out a way to keep her and her sister in Ferryport Landing, or will their father rip the sisters away from their destinies?
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,554 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
Maniac Diaries by Tsuki no kimi reviews
Akito Sohma keeps a diary; the evidence displayed in said diary leads to the conclusion that maybe he isn't the stoic bastard the franchise portrays him as. /Total crack.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,150 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Akito S. - Complete
What if by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
A series of completely random 'what if' scenarios. OOC sometimes
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,331 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2089 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
L and the Chocolate Factory by riyaaanu reviews
L won a Golden Ticket! Now he had to drag Raito along for the tour.. Tsktsk! Poor Mr. Willy Wonka.. Chapter 6 is up!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/26/2007 - L, Light Y.
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Special by Computerfreak101 reviews
Everyone at Wammy's House has their own little quirks. No one can explain Matt's goggles, though. But that's okay, because it's Matt's little secret. His and L's.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, L - Complete
Nothingness by Silver Pard reviews
“In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark forest where the straight path was lost.” L goes wandering in Wonderland.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
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Stacks reviews
The AU in which Nezumi is a judgmental bookstore employee and Shion is the uncomfortably popular and charmingly oblivious barista.
No. 6 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Mattering reviews
Nezumi is alone, wondering how swiftly and suddenly someone like Sion can stop mattering. Mega spoilers for final episode, beware.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Daybreak reviews
Two years after her sudden disappearance, Mikan returns to the academy with cut hair and Kazoumi Luna in tow. But is she the same Mikan? What happened to her?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Mikan S., Luna K.
AndromedaLeah reviews
The Trio's children have come to Hogwarts, but when they get tangled up in the mystery of the elusive enchantress Andromeda, will Hogwarts life being normal prove to be impossible for Potters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - James S. P., Rose W.
The First and the True reviews
When Amu finds her parents engaged her to Tadase, it's bad enough... but what happens when Ikuto's mother opens an old wound? Now Amu has to choose between the boy she cares for and her parents' blessing... and the boy she truly loves. Tadamu vs. Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,008 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
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