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Joined 11-03-08, id: 1732340, Profile Updated: 09-25-09
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Twilight, and Gallagher Girls.

My name is Kelsey. I'm 5'2 and have chestnut brown hair.

I'm a girl and go to Middle School in a very small town that no one knows the name too.

I play the clairenet, and in chrous.

I love to play softball and am on my school's team.

I very girly but can be really athletic or boyish at times. My friends on the softball team always call me the girl on the team.

I have dark chocolate brown eyes.

I am the 2nd of three children. The other two are my half brother and sister. We all have the same mother.

My older sister just had a baby girl 2 months ago and named her Tayleigh. My beautiful niece!

I don't know my real father.

I hate being a middle child.

I really love to swim and ice skate.

I have the best friends ever. (Even if we fight everey five minutes of the day) but we're still best friends!! That's you Delaney! You too Jessica!

I am a book addict. My favorite series are Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Blue Bloods. I love to read. It is so bad that my grounding punishment is not being able to read. I have many other favorite books like the Uglies Series, The Last Days series, and So Yesterday by Scott Westerfeld. And so much more...! I am Currently reading Everything Beautiful by Simmone Howell.

My favorite movie is Twilight and I cannot wait to see Sorioty Road even if it isn't my kind of thing I like to watch. I am obessed with Twilight, it is very bad.

My favorite bands right now are probably Cobra Starship, Paramore, Kate Perry, Boys Like Girls,The Click Five, The Pierces,Metro Station, Bowling for Soup, We the Kings, The Veronicas, Taylor Swift, and my ULTIMENT favorite is LADY GAGA ALL THE WAY AND FOREVER!

My favorite TV shows are House, Gossip Girl, Make It or Break it, 90210, 10 thing i hate about you, BIG BROTHER, and I Can NOT Wait For The VAMPIRE DIARIES!!

Please enjoy my stories and review or ask any questions through PM.

Thank You All,

XOXO

Kelsey

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Things I Hate When People Do:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbie?

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said... no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever... and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry and once again he replied with a no! She had heard enough. As she walked away, with tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said,

"You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever, and I wouldn't cry if you went away. I’d die.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES OF ALL TIME:

An eye for an eye and the whole world goes blind.

Humanity is a cancer on the body of the world.

Sometimes you have to lie to find the truth.

To be or not to be? That is the question.

Is it not right to make society into beautiful things?

The world didn't need beauty.. it already had it.

If I'm going to hell I might as well do it throughly.

When life offers you lemons, make lemonade.

One has to fight one's future with one's past.

Life sucks and then you die.

"Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us."

The good die young... Us bitches live forever!!

Forever isn't as long as it use to be.

OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. That and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. (Delaney)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.

Did you know...?

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true; boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy and past this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and past this onto your profile.

This is Bunny.

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

~~10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:

1. Ask For Directions To A Place Youre Already At.
2. Try To Order Pizza From McDonalds.
3. Get Hit By A Parked Car.
4. Try To Watch Saturday Cartoons On A Thursday.
5. Try To Sell Your Money.
6. Try To Play The Alphabet On The Piano.
7. Eat All You Can Eat At A Store.
8. Get Into A Fight With Yourself And Lose.
9. Try To Go Swimming Without Getting Wet.
10. Ask For Diet Water At A Restaurant

TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
21. Pretend to be a phone.
22. Try to swim in the floor.
23. Tap on their door all night.

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.

"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"

"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"

"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."

"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

STUPID TEST
Copy and paste this into a new email, then fill this test out by
putting an 'x' in the boxes next to the things you have done. If not, then leave it blank.
x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush._
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow_
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune._
x You just tried to sing them.
xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen._

You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it._
XYou've never seen the Matrix._

xYou type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

x You have caught yourself drooling._
x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or _snore.
X Sometimes you just stop thinking._
X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about._

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
xYou are often told to use your 'inside voice'._
You use your fingers to do simple math.

x You have eaten a bug
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't _realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things.
Your friends know not to use big words around you._
X You tilt your head when you're confused._
X You have fallen out of your chair before.

x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture _of the ceiling._
The word 'um' is used many times a day

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in
America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in
America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put
our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a
call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8.
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages
of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have
drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect)
5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "Just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave ‘em in the middle)

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!

(I don't even want to know how many I have done)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (That was Arc's fault, he threw it at me the cock sucking, mother flipping, flower arranging, over protective fool...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot, (What the hell is kickball?)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer (Many, many times)
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (Duh! It's when you sing a verse to the wrong tune that you should be worried!)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (Bob...)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (yeah, then I clapped and killed them all... Muahaha!)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...raise your hand if you've tried this)

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:


1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)
15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if heshe did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The toothfairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

Show me a girl with both feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show some one who can't put her pants on

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.

Backstabbing is fun... the look on your face is priceless

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

Workin' hard or hardly workin'?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

I believe that dragons unicorns and sporks do exsist.

The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.

When you look at the sky do you see a cloud or a dinosaur in a tutu?

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.

If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies." (TOO FREAKING TRUE!)

"He who laughs last thinks slowest and he who laughs first doesn't get it."

Every time a guy ignores me, I know it’s just because he’s a vampire in love with me, and he is too polite to drink my blood. (of course)

Did you know that they have Bill Nye the Science Guy under T.V. shows and that ten people have written stories for it?

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm an optimistic pessimist.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Your multiple personalities are freaking out my imaginary friend!

It takes 48 muslces to frown but only 14 to flip some one off.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

I'm the kinda girl who always falls for the sidekick, always.

Parents spend the first half of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who ever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

(Like you don’t gasp every time you see a silver Volvo.)

I wish my lawn was emo... then it could cut itself. (Nothing agaisnt emo people)

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different...( 0.0) ('.'= ) ('.'= ) ('.'= )I stare because you're all the same.

Free hugs.

I was about to take over the world, but I got distracted when I saw something shiny.

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." ~ Anonymous

"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic..." ~ Anonymous

My imaginary friends are jealous of my voices.

"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt'?" ~ Anonymous

I'm not fat. I'm just short for my weight.

"Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'" ~ Anonymous

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree raise your fist to the sky and shout, 'Storms Suck!'

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history

Can I borrow your pen? I need to stab you in the eye.

Your year book picture still haunts me.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast ceral.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.

Shakespear must have had a lot of one-night-stands because anyone who can make suicide romantic had to be a smooth talker.

I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow.

Boys are like knives, usefull but they'll cut you eventually

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Lifes Tough, get a helmet

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs.

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do

Fanfictions aren't everything... but they're right up there with oxygen.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous

You say crazy like it's a bad thing

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

If it wasnt for physics and law inforcement I'd be unstoppable.

How come we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else

On the down side I now am registered for things I don't want to be and I find my self paying for things I didn't buy and the up side I won Aol's most creative password

I trippped over a wireless phone

They say ignorance is bliss; i would rather be blissfully ignorant then know THAT

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Why are the Force and duct tape the same? Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

People say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I'm easily distrac- Look, Harry Potter fanfic's!!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (But then you can say, sex before sleep...')

I'm also a big fan of letting my imagination run wild. There's always a chance it won't come back, but it always has, and usually with an odd scent attached to it.

If you're looking for sympathy, it's right between 'shit' and 'syphilis' in the dictionary.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Aww heck no, I didn't kill him.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen.

Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me

I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!"

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your oppinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

I know at least one person who would love to push me down the stairs.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.

Fanfiction...Beacuse it's cheaper then therapy.

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Ohh look its a bird, it's a plane, it's an egg salad sandwich

Do not attempt to follow my footsteps. I walk into a lot of walls. (Too true...)

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

You can't spell awesome without ME!

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in your wallet. The inventor says he invented it to give people a sense of security. Oh yeah, what makes you feel more secure than sitting on shotgun? Now how does this work? What's the first thing a thief steals? Your wallet, oh, now he's got your gun too!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out a window.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

'If you are first you are first. If you are second you are not in first.'

If you have ever burst out laughing in a silent room because of something that happened at least 12 hours ago, copy and paste this into your profile.

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. (i would be but...2 l8)

Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. (OH NO THE GARLIC IS EATING ME)

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. (i hate that it takes like hours to get it off)

Bibliophobia- Fear of books. (ahh its all wordy and paper filled!!)

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. (its all hairy and long ahhhh!)

Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. (hmm so would everything be white or black? cause in light black is the absence of color and whit is all colors. but in like paint black is all colors and whit is the apsence of color!)

Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. (he is all dutchy eww!)

Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. (sorry cant be friends with u im afraid of you!)

Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. (i would be afraid of me to)

Ergophobia- Fear of work. (thats me i definitaly have this phobia)

Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. (uggh there so old and wrinkly!!)

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ok who is the horribly mean person who came up with that name! its like hi i have a phobia but im afraid of the word that desribes it.)

Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (AHHHHH! your getting married. ahhh! i won 20 million dollars ahhh!)

Nomatophobia- Fear of names. (hi im afraid of my name so im not going to tell u it oh and dont tell be urs unless u like seeing my curled up screaming)

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (ahhh soup. ahhh spoon. ahhh monkey. ahhh breathing! person procedes to hold breath and diie.)

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it...and have a nice day at work

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
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COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
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Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,836 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Attitude Original Version by MysticIce24 reviews
Isabella is shipped off to Forks by her parents. Can her cousin and his friends get her to drop her tough exterior and reveal the sweet girl underneath?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fun and Games by pinkcrayon1101 reviews
Oh No. It's April 1st, and you know what that means. It's the Cullen's favorite holiday! What will happen when Bella gets caught in the mix? What will she do to get revenge? --please read, I suck at summaries lol! *NEWLY UPDATED! YAY!** note: T rating
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dreaming Out Loud by foreversleepless reviews
From broken arms to hearts, Bella and Edward have always been there for each other, but when tragedy strikes home how will these two best friends cope? Will feelings of loss and absolute loneliness gravitate them together or tear them apart? AU & HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella
What Would You Do by pipsqueak66 reviews
Cammie is on a mission, but when Zach show's up it could just be to much. Will Cammie hold on or will she totally blow up? Will she make a bad decision? R&R please.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
The Colour of Love by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
She was White. I was Black. She was innocent and pure. I was her complement, cold and dark and I'd have given her my heart if I thought she wouldn't throw it back at me "If looks could kill; I didn't want to find out" EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-2 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,669 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3729 - Favs: 1,906 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Insecurities and Inexperience by TwifanUK reviews
AH/OOC. Edward and Bella have been best friends all their lives and after officially becoming a couple there is only one thing standing in their way. Sex. Life can never be easy for the pair and nothing goes as planned. Between their own inexperience an
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,881 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everybody's Got One by lost-in-pemberley reviews
The happiest memory he could conjure wasn't good enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,856 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Santa's Baby by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
Bella and Edward have seemingly hated each other for years. Edward's last stunt was the last straw in Bella's mind. She decides to get him back when they are forced to work together on the hospital's Christmas Ball. Can they play nice as Mr And Mrs Claus?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Anomaly by arbitrarygirl reviews
Bella is not normal. She's a mind reader but only able to hear the thoughts of the male population. What happens when she meets Edward and can't read him? What happens when he can't stay away from her? All Human. apparently better than it sounds
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,638 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
I can't do this anymore by The.Lion's.Only.Lamb reviews
In SK, Adrian uses compulsion on Rose, what would happen if Dimitri sees Rose try to kiss Adrian? Would he stay to hear what Rose has to say or will he leave? What will Rose do? Please R&R 1st VA fanfic tell me what you think!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2009
Valentine Surprise by xoSallypiaxo reviews
Valentine's Day. Zach visiting Cammie at the school. Cammie's Birthday. FIreworks in Nebraska. BREAKING INTO BLACKTHORNE! A series of one shots of our favorite couple. Zammie! NEW CHAPTER UP!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,832 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Forever by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Fang asks Max a huge question. Max isn't quite sure. T for minor swearing. Originally a oneshot, now a twoshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Survival of the Fittest by BruiserSkinGirl reviews
Bella is a homeless girl, Edward is a member of organized crime. She's discovered in a dumpster after a hit is carried out by Edward and two others. Will he kill her like he's killed other witnesses? Or will he take her under his wing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 82,094 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
After Megan Left by Esmerelda Diana Parker reviews
What actually happened after Megan left? What happened to Finn? Now Complete.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Meagan M., Finn McG. - Complete
Life As We Know It by Eyes for Eternity reviews
Zach and Cammie are sent on a mission, just weeks before school starts. But someone knows who and what they are...and they know who and what that someone is. What they will learn could change the world as we know it. Zammie. R/R.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Power of PineSol by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fang talks about something that Max doesn't want to. What does she do? Mang. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2010 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Girls Just Wanna Have Answers by goaliegrl2014 reviews
Zach follows Cammie to London. Cammie will finally get the answers she thinks she deserves. But can she handle the truth? And can she handle meeting more of her family and past? ZAMMIE-but the good kind
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,904 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Breaking the Abusive Silence by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
When Bella's mom dies of breast cancer, Bella moves to Forks with her dad in hopes of a better life. Charlie succumbs to alcoholism and starts abusing her. Edward Cullen torments her as well, but when shes forced to go to him, her bully, for help, can he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,029 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I pretend to care, he pretends he loves me by Carrie Swinton reviews
Bella Swan isn't your average 18 year old, she's also Peyton Steele, the popstar. After trouble in Hollywood means school in Forks, she falls for Edward Cullen. Except, Edward is in love with Peyton but hates Bella. How can this go wrong? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,561 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Broken by WendyAnn reviews
How does someone survive a trauma that changes everything? How does she find the will to live? Edward was too late to save Bella in Port Angeles. Can she save herself? Rated M dealing with the aftermath of rape. Indie Award Nominee!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,039 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Inns & Outs by micahskitty reviews
Puck recruits Rachel. The plan? Pretend to date, become the number one couple, break up Quinn and Finn and win their hearts in the progress. The outcome? A new plan.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
I Wanna Be by Thats-So-Alex reviews
Edward just wants to be all that Bella will ever want. He knows everything about her, and knows that there isn't anybody that can match up to him. So, can he tell her how he feels? One-Shot, AH. Slight OOC. R&R Please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If You Love Something by artist1157 reviews
Kat Stratford has left for college, something that was seen coming for a while now. She has left behind her family, friends, and her boyfriend. Patrick Verona's feelings about Kat leaving, and what he does about it. Patrick's POV.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
A Melancholy Dream by Monster-in-a-human-mask reviews
Bella becomes very depressed when Edward leaves her causing her to cut her arms to get rid of the pain. So what happens when Alice has a Vision of Bella's suicide. Will Edward be able to save her? OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Betrayed by IlessThanThreeYou.x reviews
Edward has done the unthinkable... will he make it up to bella before its to late... 1st fanfic : M cuz i am paranoid... Perhaps mild LEMONS in later chapterz depends i need opinions kids... dark themes, suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
When Reality Beats Dreaming by artist1157 reviews
This is Episodes 1.11- 1.20 in Patrick's POV. It's how he perceives Kat and how he feels about her, all in a nut shell.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
That Tommy Gun Stole My Heart by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward is in the Italian Mafia in present day N.Y.C. He takes Bella hostage, and they bond strongly. Not sure about category. Mostly Edward's POV. Now rated M for partial lemons, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eli's Ride by Kojin reviews
We've all read what Auden had to say during her stay in Colby, but let's hear what Eli had to say...
Along for the Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
Zach is Back by lindsayxkate reviews
What will happen when the Blackthorne Boys plus Josh come back to GA? Who will get Cammie? What'll happen when they go on a mission...to Paris? Set in Junior year! Rated T for saftey. :D
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
White Gloves by dancingqueen021 reviews
Missing moment from 1x15, Patrick looks for Kat after the talent show.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Bella Gets Her Truck Fixed by JanetL reviews
This is a continuation of "Bella and Edward make a Lemon Meringue Pie". We all know that Edward broke Bella's truck. This story is how she tries to get it fixed without him finding out. Rated M for it's lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Planned by VeryRachelBerry reviews
Miss Corcoran sends Jesse to spy on the New Directions but while he's there he realizes he may really have feelings for Rachel. Short oneshot. I couldn't remember what Corcoran went by, so sorry if I got it wrong. I've only seen the episdoe once.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Rachel B. - Complete
Frustration by ultimatepencilsharpener reviews
Nora and Patch's relationship has been going well, until one unexpected event threatens that very relationship they try so hard to build.
Hush, Hush - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
All Stars Have Their Chance to Shine by Miss Junie reviews
After the War, the Golden Trio and Draco return to school. How is Hermione supposed to deal with the 'new' Draco Malfoy, and will it last? Written for the "Support Stacie" auction for the winning bidder, Southern Amateur. Rated T for mild swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
crash into me by jemster23 reviews
Princess Bella Is heartbroken to hear her one true love Edward talk of his love for another. Distraught she runs off into the forbidden forest.Will he save her in time and is all as it appears to be?My entry for the once upon a twilight contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,421 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Next Time by Lark4560 reviews
Hermione is just getting back out there after her break up with Ron. She goes to the only club in the Wizarding World, sees Ron and intends to make him jealous. Inspired by Single Ladies, OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Pretend Like You're Immortal by whitezcar reviews
Takes place in the meadow scene from NM. The wolves are too late and Bella has a run in with both Victoria & Laurent. It has been 53 years since Bella has seen or heard from any of the Cullens. When they meet again, how will she, and they, react? 1st FF
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Shadows of the Heart by the-tanned-bella reviews
After beginning to attend her first semester at the University of Seattle, Bella quickly finds new friends, as well as new love, much to her astonishment. But little does she know of the hidden dangers lurking behind the façade. All human, BxE, EmxR, AxJ.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella - Complete
Rehearsal by Ninja C reviews
Patrick can't find Kat. Sweetness ensues. Katrick. Oneshot.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
Putty by psejhan reviews
Oneshot. Kat takes a picture of Pat and some drabble. Short and sweet. a drop of cuss and innuendo suggestion? for the rating.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Confounded Courtship by silentmekare reviews
My entry for the "AwkWard" Contest. AH Bella thinks Edward hates her. Edward knows sometimes things never go as planned, especially with distractions like Bella Swan to deal with. Can these two turn a heap of wrongs into a right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Avoidance by tlw13 reviews
Part 3 of my series. Kat's been avoiding Patrick since the Halloween party and he's had enough. Confronting her, Kat finally admits what went wrong. Disclaimer: I do not own 10 Things I Hate about You or it's characters.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Valentine's Day Surprise by redleaves reviews
This isn't just your ordinary Valentine's Day story. When Fang shows a sliver of decency, Max is skeptical. Fang is hurt by Max's rejection and disappears. Will Max be able to find him in time before the rest of the Flock notices? Oneshot, FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 715 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ManBoy by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. As a doctor, he swore to treat everyone with respect and dignity regardless of age, gender or scumbaggery. Unfortunately, for Walter, that also includes Patrick Verona. Slight OOC?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
A twist of Fate by emmettsangel728 reviews
What if Edward had a couple extra seconds to think about saving Bella from the van? What if, in those seconds, he realizes he loves someone else. What if the broken heart saved Bella? What would happen? Emmett/Bella Of course
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Knifes Edge by fight-the-fire reviews
Playing dangerous games can have deranged outcomes.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
My Not So Worst Day! by Twilight2010 reviews
Bella has the worst day of her life, after a very bad breakup and losing her job, she goes to a coffee shop sulking, trying to figure out why things went wrong, what happens when she meets Edward,will her day turn upside and end up as the best day!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Different Beginning by Twilightloverforeverandever reviews
What if things had been different when Zach and Cammie first met? If Cammie had been the one who seemed to know everything? If Zach was the one trying to figure Cammie out? How would things be different? ON HIATUS! SORRY!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,860 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Alphabet by chalantness reviews
A thru Z drabbles. / C is for Cake: She didn't really pick up that something was obviously going on. Not until that first slice of cake was smashed right into her face by the person she'd just handed it to. "Zach!" "Happy birthday, Gallagher Girl."
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Zach G., Cammie M. - Complete
Just Looking by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Patrick goes to the mall... and just might see something that catches his interest. Possible dubiousness if you're a rule follower?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Karaoke Confessions by tabbycat415 reviews
Valentines Day Blues Has Bella Down And Out Can A Couple Beers For Liquid Courage And Jasper Give Bella The Confidence To Tell Edward How She REALLY Feels? **Lots Of Cursing And Suicide Themes**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Selfless by JustThatGirl97 reviews
Bella has a hard life. Scratch that, hard doesn't cover it. Mum's an addict to Alcohol and Drugs. Step Dad's abusive. And Bella has to take care of her 2 younger siblings. Can the beautiful new kids help Bella out of this mess before she collapses?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,638 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secrets, Secrets are no Fun by Starr33 reviews
I sat in the bathroom, staring at the blood as it mixed with the water, mesmerizing me. You remember that saying, “secrets secrets are no fun?” well this is one secret that will never see the light of day. AU, NO WINGS, Shes NOT suicidal! all flock incl
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009
Blood by WithoutLove.LifeIsLike reviews
Set immediately following New Moon. When motorcycles and cliff jumping weren't enough, Bella bled for Edward. How does she react when Edward sees the damage she's done to herself? Rated T for subject matter. Warning: character cutting. NOW BOTH POVs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Damsel in Distress by The Insignificant One reviews
This is my first fanfic: After her argument with Gale at the abandoned cottage Katniss is captured by the Capitol, Gale comes to rescue her, they escape together, declarations of undying love ensue, just R&R you won't be disappointed, Anon Reviews allowed
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Pickup Line Hookup by RiverClan's Brambleheart reviews
Bella and Edward meet in a bar. Unknown to Edward, Bella is playing a game, set up by Alice. How will the night end? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens In English by oreocookiepup101 reviews
Bella and Edward are cast as Romeo and Juliet in their English class play. Bella has hated Edward since he started ignoring her a few years back. Will they realize that they have feelings for each other? All human. Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,229 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Nataloo18 reviews
After witnessing just how much of a jerk her ex-almost-fiance, Bella is sad and lonely with her only real comfort being Ben&Jerry's ice cream and Comedy Central. What will she do when Rosalie and Emmett force her into a night out on the town?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Flag by Peregrine2 reviews
Patrick mulls over the events between the dance and the night of Kat's party.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Patrick V., Kat S. - Complete
of puzzles and pieces by vapanalley reviews
She's in pieces when he finds her. She's nothing if not beautiful even when she's laying in an almost artistically broken way.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Go by Eyes for Eternity reviews
Kat/Gale songfic oneshot. Takes place right where Catching Fire left off, with a conversation between the two. Little fluff, but not much. R&R.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Gale H., Katniss E. - Complete
That's Why You're Beautiful by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella meets the incredibly nervous Edward Cullen when she's at work, something which she's secretly ashamed of. At first things are awkward between them, but could things change over time?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Before He Cheats by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Countdown by kiwiosity reviews
ZC: "Turn around, Gallagher Girl." Cammie's stuck at home on New Year's Eve. Zach's racing against the clock to find her and give her a New Year's kiss. Happy New Years.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
My Guardian Angel by ForsakenValkyrie7 reviews
A cute scene between Nora and Patch after he 'takes care' of Dabria. One-shot. Hope you like it
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Sleep Well by Klavierliebe reviews
That was the time she was most vulnerable; locked away in her subconscious, delved into her dreams, when she’s brain-dead to the world around her. Z/C
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Secret Santa by CrazyDaisyDaisy reviews
It's the last day of school before Christmas break, and the Seinors are doing 'Secret Santa'. So what happens when Bella recieves a beautiful gift from Mr. Unknown? And where has she seen the jewel before? B/E OOC Very fluffy one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Mockingjay by Pages Like Petals reviews
This is about how Peeta has to deal with a changed Katniss after the Hunger Games. It's a songfic of My Immortal by Evanescenes. I walk home to the same scene as I always do, Katniss, sitting on the couch staring blankly at the fire in the fire place.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Manic by Savannah-Vee reviews
Edward moves to Forks after his mom is unfit to look after him anymore. He is content in Forks and thinks his mom is fine too, but is she? Was his moving to Forks for the best? Does Bella Swan make it all worth it? Angst. Romance. AH. AU. OOC. E&BPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,586 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets and Santas by stella luna sky reviews
When Bella is assigned quiet Edward Masen for her secret Santa, she has no clue what to get him. The plan: get to know him. The outcome: what she could have never anticipated. One-shot written for ohthosecullenboys and Fandom Gives Back. rated for lang.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 221 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Words are Needed by turquoise.seas reviews
-FAX- "Her beautiful face was white as a sheet, but she stubbornly locked her jaw against crying out." Fang and Max have to find their way back home after the fight.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,845 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Black Kat Friday by Peregrine2 reviews
Takes place after 1.10, Don’t Leave Me this Way. Thanksgiving brings whiny brats, the forced company of relatives, and a hellish descent into mall madness.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
The Way She Feels by AndShe'sAfraid reviews
AH.One-Shot. Bella is being bullied at school and when something happens, she can't handle it anymore. She runs home from school and cuts her wrists.But will Edward be able to save her in time?.Based on 'The Way She Feels by Between the trees'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lamb On The Lam In The City by tiffknee reviews
Edward Cullen is a seemingly selfish unfeeling musician who makes a living playing in bars, what happens when his sister in laws cousin, Bella moves into the city and refuses to accept his emotionless act.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,689 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scared To Love by 7-LunaAbraxos-7 reviews
Fang can't tell Max how he feels about her, but can his subconcious persuade him to tell her before it's too late? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Edward, Truth or Dare? by KatalinaK16 reviews
Bella and Edward play Truth or Dare, and it gets out of control. Emmett in the end! Bellas POV. Bella's human and Edwards a vamp. Last Chapter is finally out: I'm really sorry about the unreal amount of time it took.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pretending by Meova reviews
Katniss has a lot to figure out after the Hunger Games, not in the least who she feels for. Does she love Gale, or Peeta? Well, there's only one way to find out, is there?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Bedding Bella by CatastrophicRiceBubbles reviews
Emmett and Jasper give Edward the sex talk. Lemons soon to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The MaximumRide by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
Max and the Flock run into a creep on the streets. Find out what he says to make Max want to hurt him, and also embarrass the crap out of Fang at the same time. Rated T for pervertedness..Only mild though. REVIEW! No flames please...One-shot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
All's Fair by Dingbat142001 reviews
Oneshot. Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, step right up, and feast your eyes on...the moment. Kat lives for purpose, but she's about to find out that sometimes, it's just more fun to live.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Redemption by shadow6116 reviews
Voldemort has won the war, but hope survives in the form of Harry Potter. In an effort to draw Harry out, LV sends Draco on a mission to kidnap Hermione. But what will happen when Draco discovers that Hermione is pregnant? With his child no less?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,571 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bella's hidden truth by Psycholips reviews
Bella Swan is a sixteen-year old adopted by the Cullen vampires. The Cullen's know that she is hiding something.Why does she find it hard to trust people and to let them touch her? Can Edward come to her rescue? Half vampires/drugs/suicide attempts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,266 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
10 Things Max is Scared Of by TwilightGirl100195 reviews
i personally like the last one the best... titles self explanatory! :P Read and Review! oh and just so u know i was just really bored so yeah! sometimimes strange things happen when i get bored so be prepared! :D!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Max - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by dragonwriter512 reviews
Is there any summary I can write for this one-shot? Very short and very simple, yet this thing is full of Faxness! If your a fan of this canon pairing, I suggest you click, read, and review. Max might be a little OOC I don't own MaxRide or characters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dont Forget by bellalovesedward1 reviews
edward leaves and bella tries to take her mind off of him by singing, edward finds out and what happens next. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fifteen by Life Starts Now reviews
Diana is turning fifteen, and she is determined to blink out. Caine, however, will do anything to make her stay.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Caine S., Diana L. - Complete
Saving Bella by Mychayla reviews
Bella has been beaten by her dad ever since her mom died. Alice is always there to help, but what happens when it starts to get worse. Will Bella get the courage to turn her father in, or will she endure the pain until her end comes? Better summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,440 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do It Now by Constant-Rae-of-Sunshine reviews
A oneshot. Can Iggy convince Fang to tell Max how he feels? Does Max feel the same way? My first oneshot, no flames, please. R&R?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Last Night by Baby Velociraptor reviews
Based on the song The Last Night, by Skillet. Bella and Edward are in love and together. When Bella's Mom yells at her, what happens? She goes to his house.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Don't Mess With The Human by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
Bella is the victim of a Halloween prank courtesy of the Cullens. Bella is so angry about the trick that she becomes hellbent on revenge. Vampires should know: Hell hath no fury like a woman-or in this case human-scorned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella - Complete
Secrets Don't Keep Friends by KTBass reviews
AH. Everyone has secrets, and Bella Swan is no different. For months she's kept quiet, but the arrival of blunt Edward Cullen forces her to come clean with terrifying consequences. Secrets push friends away, but can honesty bring them back? Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,111 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Admit Defeat by Closet-Basket-Case reviews
Kat finds Patrick on the roof smoking and lying on the wall. the doors locked and stuck on the roof together Kat can't get Patrick to stop smoking. KATRICK. i do not own 10TIHAY...yet
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kat S., Patrick V. - Complete
Love, Pain, and Wings by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max,Fang, and the flock after The Final Warning. Max and Fang sort out their relationship along with the saving the world and staying away from the people who want them captured.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 72,149 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Running Into Walls by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella is an outsider, a dreamer, not trusting people because of her past. When Edward meets her, he is determined to break through the walls she has build. But can he bring some reality into her fairytale world? AH. Rated T. BxE. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,429 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stockholm Sex Goddess by MCat337 reviews
Edward kidnapped Bella many years ago, and Bella fell in love with him. One shot, all smut! OOC, B/E : stephenie meyer owns, i'm just borrowing! :p
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is The Day by Innocent2Deadly reviews
In the scene where Edward told Bella he was leaving in New Moon with my own twist... What if Bella would have reacted differently... ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gladiatrix by Twilighterheart xxxx reviews
Bella's mother was killed when she was little, her father, a gladiator was at war. Now that Bella is 17 she is sent to Rome to fight the most dangerous men and tasks. when she's there she catches the eye of the Emperor of Rome himself Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,906 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That thing you do by TnmElovr reviews
Bella Swan was abbandoned at the age of 3, when the cullens plan to adopt her.What happens though as Bella ages and Edward starts to fall in love with his little sister? I know its been done before but give it a chance please! Also i suck at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,749 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Hope by natasha94585 reviews
Basically this story is about Bella and how Charlie and Renee's Divorce has influenced her Romance life. She has trouble with commitment and doesn't believe in love causing her to break up with every guy she dates, never letting anyone get close to her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anybody There by Kat097 reviews
AU AH. “I’m not a damsel in distress and I sure as hell didn’t put out a flyer for a white knight." Sometimes the damsel wants to do things her own damn way, despite her feelings for the man who wants to save her. B/E. Complete with outtakes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 163,342 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
As Strong As I Need You To Be by ColdComfort4 reviews
Edward has proven that he's really good at saving Bella from impossible situations, but what about everyday stuff? Every girl needs her man to wrestle with jars from time to time. Silly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perhaps You Should Google It by SeeLJRead reviews
Bella wants her friend Edward back, sure he's a little geeky, but hell if she doesn't love him. Entry for the Googleward Challenge! Rated T mostly just in case, Oneshot, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Forever on the Dance Floor by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
Then a couple of drinks turned into a few more drinks, and a few more, then I started to lose count. That's when I felt my control slipping and damn it had never felt so good. One-shot. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Be my baby by 1-Miss-Kate1 reviews
Bella and Edward hate each other, or do they? after a wild party and a night of passion they have an unexpected surprise. will they stick together or fall apart. bad summary better one inside ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
a rainy day by innocent.vampire reviews
bella and edward are bestfriends. but one rainy day in NYU will change it all. one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emerald and Topaz by Crimson Love20 reviews
Bella asks Edward a question. He doesn't know the answer, and asks Carlisle. What will he and the rest of the family have to say? Mostly fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,814 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Myself by Izzie09 reviews
Bella watched her family murdered by someone she loved.She kept her past as secret and lead a second life.Then she met Edward in her new school.Would she let Edward uncover her past?All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,825 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Continuance by Punchanella reviews
Edward Cullen is a hot shot associate in the D.A.'s office. Bella Swan is at the top of her game as a defense attorney for the most prestigious firm in Seattle. Will these courtroom rivals give in to their desires or will arrogance keep them apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,412 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What's Giving a Pen Got To Do With it? by typerventilating reviews
I hate you, it said. Edward sighed and smiled, before listing the class notes. He stored the note in his pocket, making sure to keep it safe. She loved him, and he knew it. One-shot BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Lonely Game We Play by AlternativePunk reviews
NOMINATED FIC Bella finds herself with a date to prom – her best friend Edward, who she managed to fall in love with after all those years. The only problem is she’s his date for the sole purpose of helping him win the heart of the girl of his dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,940 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chasing Pavements by XDCaramel reviews
All human. "Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements, even if it leads nowhere?" Bella is empty and lost. Edward finds her. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Belong to You by Dumbledoor reviews
All human. Bella, with the "flighty mother," starts out as Eric's friend, then at one point dates the theatrical Tyler Crowley, and manages to dodge co-worker Mike's attempts. All the while, there's Edward Cullen lurking in her mind ;P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuttering by Weightless reviews
Fang is trying to tell Max how he feels, but it turns out to be harder than he thought. What happens when the Flock try to help him? What will Max do? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pedicures by muggleborn444 reviews
Bella is sick of shopping and her feet hurt... Alice gets a very interesting vision... What will Edward say to a request for a pedicure? First Twilight fanfic... Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Kissing Booth by simplelove511 reviews
Padua's cheerleaders have set up a kissing booth for a fundraiser - sluts! But then why is Kat signed up for it?...K/P one-shot, rated "T". Not like my other story, "In Complete Control".
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete
Just an ordinary day by GLee68 reviews
Bella discovers a new way to tease Edward... set after Breaking dawn... just an ordinary day... one shot... very fluffy...EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Misunderstanding by Sam the Ant Ha reviews
I examined him. Crisp, new, fashionable clothes, hair in casual disarray, hands in lap, legs crossed.... Legs crossed...? "God NO!" One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ice cream suprise! by jewelthebrat reviews
One-shot before breaking dawn,after eclipes. Bella wants ice cream, so does emmett, so they go to cold stone!Alice has a vison, edward gets teased about his non-exsistent you-know-what life. just a normaly day for the cullens. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Leader And Her Wingman by we'vehitanAllxTimexLow reviews
I-pod Challenge: Fang and Max...they can do anything...together. Without it each other things just don't seem right. A series of very short drabbles about the adorable couple.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Top Ten by Justine Lark reviews
“You could tell me about your ten best nights. I'm curious.” Were you curious too? While Bella sleeps on Isle Esme, Edward reflects on their time together. Find out which memories are his favorites!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stuck by MiraHale12 reviews
After getting away from Alice’s torture shopping , Bella finds herself stuck in the elevator with Alice’s elder brother, Edward. In there, Edward confesses his feelings to Bella. How will she cope with the situation? Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Knight in Shining Volvo by anonymous kristin reviews
When Patrick is in trouble, this time, it will be Kat who saves him.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Complete
Those are MY cookies! by Fatal Excuses reviews
One-shot. Bella and Edward are at an airport. He keeps stealing her cookies. This makes it sound funny, but it's not a comedy. Just read and you'll find out.All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
eclipsed by kikofreako reviews
In one sentence… tell me why you love me. /fax;/ by the author of TEN WAYS. lj's 1sentence challenge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Edward's Good Deed by bubbly-bkwrm21 reviews
Edward and Bella are at the meadow together when Bella realizes that Edward has kept a secrect from her. What could it possibly be about?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Walk of Shame by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Working in a tattoo shop with a group of outspoken co-workers, Edward finds himself unable to cope with a new girl working his chair. Kind of a crackfic, dedicated to all my wonderful friends, AH, OOC, super mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,845 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Invisible by The Perks of Being Ashley reviews
Bella thinks she invisible to Edward so she sings a song for him at the talent show. Does Edward like her back? Read now to find out! suck a summary's rated K for mild language ONE-SHOT All Human
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Double Take by Heartless.Forever reviews
Isabella Swan was a nerdy girl who was picked on by the popular kids in school, especially Edward Cullen. When she moves back after almost six years during her senior year of high school, how will things change? AH ExB. REWRITE: MASTERS OF WAR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,962 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Acclimation Diaries by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,700 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seduced in a Blizzard by shawtie reviews
One-shot. Fang and Max. Alone together in a cabin. During a blizzard. How will Fang turn this situation to his advantage? FAXFAXFAX! Set after TFW
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Jealousy by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward and Bella are at school and Edward gets annoyed and jealous at Mike's thoughts. Edward's P.O.V. Sorry for the suckish summary.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vampires by AvatarTwilightObsession reviews
“My whole family are in the kitchen, watching,” he said without hesitation. “They are?” She looked curiously towards the door, then back at him, a slight smile on her face, “Vampires.” It's hard spending time alone with all those curious vampires about...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Great Below by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Addiction is a disease on many levels. When the little sister of a dealer meets the trusted friend, how will their relationship come about? M for adult themes, drug use, sex. AH OOC. Entry for Exploration of the Senses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You're Accepting? by septasonicxx reviews
Harry and Draco are having a conversation and Hermione walks in on them. NOT YAOI! Although the beginning is suss... because I wanted to scare my friend lol
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Save me from him by Amberjoe reviews
Bella has just moved to Forks with her father, Charlie. He abuses her and she thinks it will never end when she meets a certain Edward Cullen. All human. E/B R/Em J/A . Normal pairings
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,126 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'm Free by masonangel reviews
Max and Fang have always been kinda on the edge. The first part is when they're little, the second part from book 3 and the last part from book 5. Sorry about the confusion.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Max, Fang
You Will Only Break My Heart by Evelyn208 reviews
"I don't want to make love to you, Edward," I purred. "I want to f... you." How far will Bella go to convince Edward to share her bed? Rated M. Slight OOC. Bella/Edward with an appearance from Bella/Mike and Emmett everyone else implied! One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How He Felt by LoveTwiGirl reviews
Bella suddenly wonders how Edward felt, when he left her. She wants to know and asks the one person who knows. She finds out something she'd never have expected. What happens when Edward comes back from hunting? ExB married, human Bella. Warning: Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Backseat of a Greyhound Bus by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
She wore a dress with cherries on it, headed somewhere where she’d be wanted. He was on his way home, to the family that missed him so. Together they’d find love, on the backseat of a Greyhound bus. Edward/Bella, All Human. Very loosely based off the song
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take A Chance On Me by Wonder Woman 82 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends forever. He grew up in love with Lauren and Bella loves him. He doesn't know. What happens when they go to his brother's wedding and he is determined to win Lauren's heart? AH. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Minibusted by jmolly reviews
After Alice puts a risque engagement photo of Edward and Bella in the paper, they attempt to lie low from the gossips by taking a trip to Niagara. Little do they expect a busload of human friends to join them. UE Series #2.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,377 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unforeseen Events by jmolly reviews
Getting carried away results in a huge amount of embarrassment when E/B are interrupted by Charlie. Watch out for Dads with guns,and vampires with cameras. They'll be the death of you. UE Series #1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Memories from the Past by bexxyy reviews
What happens when a basketball game forces Bella to remember the people she left behind and the person she loved the most Edward Cullen. Will she be go back to the person that still has hold of her heart? AH. Winner of Cullen17 Sporting Contest
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Say I Love You by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
After Max is seriously injured in battle, Dr. Martinez experiences Fang at his worst and realizes he has something he needs to say to her daughter. How will Max react? Twoshot. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Truth or Truth by McManda627 reviews
A road trip game leads to revelations and explorations as Bella learns things about Edward she never considered. AH. An idea for The Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,860 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pathetically in Love With You by ilovefood13 reviews
Bella Swan is in love with her best friend's brother, but he doesn't even know she exists... or so she thinks. However, things start to change one night after they share a steamy kiss. Will Bella get her happily ever after? BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,472 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Demon's First Kiss by Jilli Hearts Adam reviews
Lana was just pondering her own mind when a familiar whip handed boy decides to join her. Oneshot, Drake x Lana. Yes, Drake and Lana, shoot me.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete
revenge by riclynshea reviews
Its been over 90 years sence Laurent bit Bella in the meadow, each day growing more and more angry. When the Cullens suddently return to Forks, She gives herself over to the monster inside her. Plotting her revenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,093 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
What I Want by ANeupert reviews
Max and Fang are the only two still awake one night and Max feels like asking some advice. She hopes Fang can help her to be happy again, because she hasn't been in a long time. He tells her to do what she wants when she wants to do it. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Close Encounters by MissTerie reviews
When you've lost your way and your faith, a helping hand can come from an inexpected source. I seriosuly don't know how the title fits
90210 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,691 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Liam, Annie W. - Complete
A Wish Coming True by sweetlipss reviews
E & B make a wish on a falling star. “I wish Edward would touch me like the way I want.” “I wish I could hear Bella’s thoughts.” What if their wishes came true, only for one night? Things could get very interesting. Big Thanks to my Beta, TwilightFan4Life
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Brittany or Bella? by lexarDuo reviews
Edward never comes back in NM and Bella becomes a half vampire half human immortal. Bella changes her name to Brittany but when her new family moves in with the dark secret from her past will she turn back into the old Bella or sink deeper into herself?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,638 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
4rth of July : oneshot by twilightlover43ver reviews
Post-Eclipse.ONE SHOT.It's fourth of July, and Bella spends it with the Cullens. Funny Emmett humor, and some fun with the cullens. Family bonding, Edward and Bella Fluff. Fire-works. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW. Hope you enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lazing on a sunny afternoon by twice the rogue reviews
one-shot Bella and the Cullens spend a sunny day lazing around the pool. Sexual tension between her and Edward builds but will she feel confident enough to act on it .Rated for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,317 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Revenge Really Bites by XxScarletteDravenxX reviews
While the Cullens are gone, Victoria bites Bella so she becomes a vampire. Alice has a vision of it, so the Cullens know. Will they come back? If they do, will Bella find it in her heart to forgive them? Takes place in NM. Mildly Funny. Being Rewritten!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I'd Lie by Foundation of Dreams reviews
It was the classic story. Edward and I had been friends since diapers. We went through the awkward stages of middle school together and now we were seniors in highschool. And, of course, somewhere along the way, he'd stolen my heart." All human. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,670 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Hope by bamma reviews
It all comes down to who is by your side." Bella comes to Forks to start over. When she meets Edward, sparks fly in the wrong way. Can the two find their miracles before it is too late? Sick!Bella, Vampire!Cullens, Brotherly!Emmett cause I like him!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,157 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Imperfect Love by raerae-05 reviews
Edward Cullen is the new guy at Forks High and meets Bella Swan, who has a secret that's been haunting her for a while. Can she learn to trust him and finally tell the truth. Will he be able to love her when she finally does?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,433 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fragile by filiae reviews
What he always says without her knowing. FAX. Purely one-shot Please R&R, thank you!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Love In A Stadium by love-that-Lovelace reviews
He watched her from afar, she didn't take him seriously. Can an night together in a football field reveal his love for her? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Bet by Lis123 reviews
Edward is the popular guy at school, a real lady charmer. His friends decide to test his ablilties, making a bet. The bet, make a girl they choose fall for him in only a month. The girl chosen, none other than Bella Swan, the school's loner.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,738 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Damaged God by Collegepanda reviews
Bad girl Bella was sent to Forks for discipline, no big deal right? There’s nothing Isabella Swan can’t fight, but when she runs into Edward Cullen,shes a litte in over her head. She learns there is only so far you can push a vampire. *Adult content*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,340 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Dream of Edward by LaStrange reviews
Edward seems a little put off. So naturally, Bella is worried. She tries reasoning with him, but his face is blank except for the angry little wrinkle in his nose he can't seem to smooth out. PLEASE R&R! Need a guide whether to bring out my major story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
T or D by edward-cullen-maniac22 reviews
Okay so this story is written by me, and my friend Jackie. I hope you like it; our goal is to make you crack up laughing, review if we succeed! oh and i promise it is differentfrom all the other cullen truth or dares! i hope you like! please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crimson Petals by Winter Midnight reviews
For fax contest ran by Yo to the peoples. Max awaits Fang's return with an unusual timer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blood Promise Alternative by Ichigo Hanyou reviews
A scene from the fourth book in the Vampire Academy series, with an alternative ending. Because I am just that evil.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Crossroad Blues by MikeScofield-is-2-hot reviews
Denial.Anger.Bargaining.Depression.Acceptance. When Hermione finds herself in an unbreakable Deal she must fulfill her end of the bargain, no matter the consequences. After she holds some vital information on a murder plot she finds herself tangled in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,409 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dorm Dilemma by bitemeplease235 reviews
All Human. What happens when Bella goes off to college to find that she has to share a dorm with a guy? And that guy happens to be Edward Cullen? And she finds a deep attraction instantly? Hmmm...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 2814 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward
Lesson's to learn by teddybearpixiestix reviews
set in NM, what Bella's life is like after the Cullen's leave. Carlisle come's back by request of Bella's doctor. why? caution: mentions of suicide, cutting, and other bad things. M to be safe RxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Five Years by MelodiousVengeance reviews
Bella hasn't seen Edward in five years. And now she is a Vampire, attacked by Victoria just after he had left. What happens when they are now both attending the same school again. And they are still completely in love with each other. Have they changed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare by unchartedplots reviews
Edward and Bella discover their love in a game of Truth or Dare. All Human. Oneshot. Review! *Previously titled Come Right Out and Say It.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Special Surprise by laulutje reviews
This time, Bella has a very special surprise for her husband, Edward. How will he react? Just a fluffy one-shot about our favourite couple! This is an all human story, mainly romance with a little bit of drama and humour.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slave for Love by DreamingAvidly reviews
Bella, a young maid, has a tough life with her abusive master. Her friends are great support... but even she knows she needs saving. Will that Hero arrive on her doorstep?- True love can be found in even the most dire situations, don't you think? COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,173 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Saving My Lover's Life by Doritos1996 reviews
What if it wasn't Jacob that saved Bella when she jumped of the cliff? What if it was Edward? ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Want You to Want Me by wwonder reviews
... But that Doesn't Mean I Want You. Kat/Patrick
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Complete
Girls Race Too by missthang06 reviews
AU: "You're going to drag race?" Liam asked. "Yea, girls race too," Annie replied. "No, they don't." "Wanna bet?" "Yea...a kiss." Annie/Liam Oneshot Fluff
90210 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Annie W., Liam - Complete
Unspoken Connection by missthang06 reviews
Emily, it's our last day before LA and Nationals, we should be doing something fun." "How much fun can we have in a pizza restaurant." Damon shrugged as he launched a handful of flour at Emily...Emily/Damon Oneshot Fluff
Make It or Break It - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kim K., Damon Y. - Complete
Guy Bonding Fest by BadgerInMySoup reviews
Iggy decides to have a chat with Fang. About Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Happines Is Just Around The Corner by FacelessxAuthor reviews
Max and Fang have a conversation by the fireside. Fax-ish? R&R? One-Shot "You know, I don't want to save the world, Fang. I never asked for this." - "I didn't ask for a sentimental conversation."
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Make My Day, Verona by Sallie A. Walker reviews
Kat is having the best of days. Oh, you know. Influenza has taken her friend from school, her English teacher strikes back, and Patrick's girls are sighted once again. Would working with him in class be the cherry on top, or something different?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Complete
Is it Too Late to Say I Love You by Flying Sideways reviews
Set during TFW. Max and Fang have a fight, Fang gets upset, Max apologizes, and Brigid's feelings on them. Kind of cute, extreme FAXNESS. Two-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Good Bella, Bad Bella by off-the-deep-end reviews
The much awaited story surrounding the one-shot 'White Carpet and Wall Sconces'. Read and Review. M FOR A REASON. Bad Boy Edward Cullen meets the studious Bella Swan. Do opposites really attract? And what is Edward's secret?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 119,167 - Reviews: 4436 - Favs: 5,232 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Name Game by FreeSmiles reviews
Removed
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Much Ado about Patrick: by Bunny1 reviews
Bianca's webshow had consequences for HER, on a small scale, but what if they had consequences for her sister, on a larger one? Kat/Patrick.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,456 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Shot by cresmoon reviews
Alternate scene in "Don't give a damn about my bad reputation." What if Patrick and Kat hadn't fought while Patrick waited to see the nurse, and Kat followed him into the health office?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
Knight in a Shiny, Red Mustang by butterflygoodbye reviews
Most knights in shining armor rode in on beautiful steeds to rescue the damsel in distress but he's not your ordinary knight and she's definitely no simpering damsel. Patrick/Kat
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Complete
I Would Trade You For a Transformer? by Aetheria13 reviews
Just a fax one-shot. Max and Fang watching movies at home. Could be viewed as post MAX: A Maximum Ride Novel or just as something random. Please R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
First Kiss by tjtay reviews
When rumor gets around that Kat has never kissed anyone, the whole school starts to avoid her. Everyone except for Patrick Verona. What does he have to say about not having her first kiss?
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Disconnected by Flying-On-Twilight-Wings reviews
An accident leaves Max 'disconnected'. Will she ever be 'right' again? FAX - - - COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mother Nature by breathlessnightxx reviews
“I feel fat, I feel like I want to throw up to the point where I can’t sleep, and I feel like I want to burn the world. There, does that make you happy? Are you satisfied?” Katrick, One-Shot
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009
Happiness by breathlessnightxx reviews
Sequel One-Shot to FALLING. Out of all the pranks, tricks, violence, bickering, and fighting that had gone on between us, this hurt the most. Katrick
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Falling by breathlessnightxx reviews
Even if science was my favorite class, I’d gladly give it up for this. Katrick, one-shot, slight OOC
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Fall To Pieces by tjtay reviews
Who knew Kat could sing! Not Patrick. And when he hears her song, he can't help but wonder who its for.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
The Seventh Dance by werds reviews
Charlie Swan and Carlisle Cullen are enemies in the business world, and when Edward starts feeling something more than friendship towards Charlie Swan's daughter, "it was a disaster waiting to happen." But how much longer can they fight off fate?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,440 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Can I forget tragedy? by twilightsimsfan02 reviews
Bella has had problems with boy relationships lately. She has officially decided that she will no longer get into any relationships with any new guys. But when Edward shows up, can bella keep him out? what will happen if she doesnt? ExB! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
Of Nightmares and Promises by ispksarcasm reviews
Just after The Angel Experiment...Max has nightmares and Fang is there for her. I suck at summaries. Please read XD ONESHOT
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Sonya Rivers reviews
One-Shot! Max is thinking about her relationship with Fang. Rated T for major Faxness. May contain OOC. This takes place before the 5th book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Is your Fridge Running by isabellsah cullen reviews
So Bella stays at the Cullen's house and the pranking begins with Bella! It has some ExB fluff and a lot of laughs! Emmett singing,not swearing, annoying Bella... Interested?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,075 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 5/31/2008
You Left Me by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
What happens when Fang leaves again? How will Max and Fang cope? Will they ever be together again? Faxness. Set after book 3. RECENTLY EDITED FOR ERRORS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Marked for life by jess-luvs-music reviews
When Bella and her twin Jasper's parents die, there put in foster care. After 3 years of misery, one night of hell and abuse from Paul, there adopted and saved by Carlisle and Esme. But what happens when Paul comes back, and wants Bella back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,620 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Promise by Fangalicous08 reviews
Fang asks Max to make him a promise that she knows she can't keep. What will happen? Read it and find out. Just a oneshot. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Fang, Max
Elementals by Guynelle reviews
McGonnagall assigns all of her 6th years an essay, about "Elementals." An unlikely pair write their essays together, and then question their own magical abilities... Unknowingly, this simple assignment will change their lives forever. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Married to the Enemy by jacksparrowluva12 reviews
Hermione Granger has a project in muggle studies...she has to get 'married' and live like a newlywed muggle couple for a month. Who does she get stuck with as a partner? Draco Malfoy of course.[RonXHermioneXDraco] triangle. After HBP, 7th book disregarded
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hate Me Today by Slytherin-Smartass69 reviews
He Was Drunk.. Again. He raised his hand.. Again. Hermione's mother is dead, he blamed her. Her mother's Blood was on her hands. She was nothing but a fragile shell of her former self. Will someone save her before she sinks too deep into depression? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cookies by SweeneyLovett reviews
“The last cookie.” Fang said, his voice filled with awe. "So… Who gets it?”
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Mind Games by Ranita66 reviews
What happens when Angel and Nudge are boarded and have a video camera? They mess with the flock of coarse! This was inspired by the TV show ‘Scrubs’ I really hope you like it!
Crossover - Scrubs & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
38 Degrees Celsius by alexa35 reviews
A lot of things can happen during a class outing right? Fang & Max find themselves in some pretty awkward situations.. -gasp- Alternate reality,where the flock doesn’t have wings & the school doesn’t exist. Full summary inside. :D Spare me, please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,478 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Complete
The Seven Horcruxes of Hermione Granger by ponderer reviews
Hermione’s soul is split in seven ways; but not in the way that you think. One shot. R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Library Encounter by hannah-louise-xD reviews
Dan and Blair are unknowing victims of Serenas attempt to get them together while they work on an essay in the library. Pairings Dan/Blair and Serena/Carter
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
I Won't Say I'm In Love by GhostNox181 reviews
Max and the girls are having a girls night when a song on Max's ipod comes on and it turns into a battle between max, and nudge and angel. Max tries to convince them she isn't in love, and they arent buying it
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Love of Six Years by LennieB reviews
Draco is going to finally confess his love of six years to Hermione. OOC on Draco's part
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bliss by leratdebibliotheque reviews
Cammie missed Zach,he kised her and left but she wasnt gonna lethim ruin her summer.She'd probably hurthim next time she sawhim.Cause seriously,who'd kiss a girl then leave and notevn contact the girl he kissed?But Cammie didnt no how soon itwould happen.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Cammie M.
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Loathed Marriage by lambie1 reviews
Hermione and Draco, just got the worst announcement in the world. They, and all of Hogwarts, 3rd years and up, are involved in the Marriage plan, so hopefully they won't get divorced when they're older, and help families to stop the divorcing.Great.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Edward goes to WalMart by Ninja79 reviews
Okay. This is an Anti-Twilight story. Oh well If you don't like it. All there pretty much is, is that Bella gets all mad because Edward is acting "badly" in Wal-Mart and...Well...He's just stupid, okay? That's the bottom line in this whole story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crazy by Ashes of the Phoenix reviews
A one-shot of while Diana's taking care of Caine in between books. No lasting plot, just wanted to write it. : Kinda Caine/Diana, but not really.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Skater girl by PhoenixAtBreakingDawn reviews
Bella Swan is known as Forks skater girl. She skate's and surfs, but does something else by night. When new boys Edward, Emmett, and Jasper come to town will she finally reveal who she is to her friends? It will be an Edward/Bella story when i'm finished!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,098 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three Minutes In A Closet by Bellacullen1901 reviews
Who knew that three minutes in a closet could change your life? Bella Swan is dragged into a game of Spin the Bottle at a party and ends up in the basement closet with a complete stranger. Will she find out who was her mystery man is? All Human!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,029 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fireworks in more than one way by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Fourth of July one shot. Mang all the way. Or Fax. Whatever.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2009 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by CrazyHormoneGurls reviews
AU. He grabbed my wrists and pushed me deeper into the bed. “What would you do if I wasn’t your brother?” He whispered harshly. I hated him so much. So why did I feel so...weird. He was so perfect, I could kiss him right there. E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,567 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
What's that Smell? by msatc reviews
fang recieves a little surprise when he goes on a walk and becomes very smelly. Can he get rid of the smell before Max get's home? ONESHOT! slight fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Understand by just2much reviews
What Rogerson feels every time he hits caitlin.
Dreamland - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Adventures in Camping by cuttheshenanigans reviews
Edward and Bella don't exactly like each other. At least, they don't appear to. What happens when Carlisle and Charlie insist on everyone going camping together? Will happiness or hate ensue? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,244 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadow! by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
Bella plays a game from her childhood and has the power to annoy all the Cullens. please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/29/2007
Do I care for him as more than a brother? by angiesmile reviews
They saved the world, now starting to attend high school, will Max finally realise her feelings for Fang with the help of the Red Haired Wonder? Faxness : also Eggy
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kidnapped by Twister Tease reviews
Bella is kidnapped, but does she really want out of his clutches? 2 Chapters only. AH, slightly OOC Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Promise by DimitrixRosebloodpromise reviews
My version of Blood Promise, follows up SK. What will happen when Rose finds Dimitri? What if there was a way to save him? Will she find out before she succeeds, or fails, at killing Dimitri? Possible M rating later...summary is horrible, sorry...
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,929 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Happy Birthday by Miles333 reviews
It's Edward's birthday, and Bella decides to do something special for him, against his wishes. Alice, of course, is the mastermind behind the scheme. Takes place after BD. E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Max by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
There's only one word that could describe the love of his life, Fang thinks. My second Fax oneshot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Dream Come True by jessica.brooke reviews
Janie finds it unfair she can see and experience Cabel's dreams, and he can't see hers. One shot, read and review please . Critique requested.
Wake series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Complete
My Gothic Angel by Mistress-Nyuu reviews
Ever since Renee died Bella has no friends, gets bullied, and Charlie abuses her. She doesn't want to be alone anymore. Edward really wants someone to love him for who he truly is. Senior year has just stared and things are heating up! BxE & Regular pairs
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,447 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Be Right Beside You Dear by YourMoosyFate reviews
ONESHOT. Fang wrote a song about how he felt a little after the flock split in the third book, and Max overhears him playing it. Just a random happy moment between the two. Fax. My first songfic, but I think it's okay. "Run" by Snow Patrol
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Burnt by Anndii reviews
Thats when it exploded... All over the Kitchen, Fang, and I." Fang tries to cook one night because Max was hungry. FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Womanizer by LoveStoryFanatic reviews
This is about what happens when Fang is forced into listening to Womanizer. What will he do? What will Max do? What will ANGEL do? Well, what are you waiting for? Read and find out! One-Shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stuck in the middle with you by hannah-louise-xD reviews
Max and Fang tell each other about their feelings, causing Nudge to catch them in an awkward position. Rated T for the moment. Vote on my poll! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
It's Okay to Cry by PosiedonAnthenagirl reviews
Max/Fang. Summaries aren't my thing. The flock is staying in a cave...again. What happens when Max remembers Ari.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lissa Comes to Town by IndifferentIgnorance reviews
She's back, she's simpering and has quite possibly given Max a heart attack.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Shakespeare Sucks! by Chaos Ride reviews
AU. Faxness, no wings, highschool story. Fang discovers love at first sight. Oneshot. Just give it a shot!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Anywhere by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
Their eyes met, and a single message was clear. I won't let you fall." Oneshot, rated M cause I don't know what to rate it. Slight Fax, or Mang, or whatever you call it. Complete. Slightly OOC, but that's okay. It still works.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Only Hurts When I Breathe by Whisper Sweet Nothings reviews
Bella wakes up alone and panics, thinking Edward may have left her again. Edward will finally get to see with his own eyes how his leaving affected her. How will he react? What will they say to one another, and will he be able to comfort her? ExB Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All or Nothing by stolenxsanity reviews
Entry for the "For My Valentine" Contest - Friends for over a decade, Edward comes to Bella's aid when she needs him most in an attempt to be everything that she's ever needed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her fate was to die by SummerRavyn reviews
After Edward leaves in NM Bella gets sick, and starts to think that fate wants to catch up with her. AU,E/B Sad in parts.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,831 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Day of Reckoning by Waffle of Doom reviews
After 'the incident' involving Jasper, in the lunch room, naked; Jasper, with the help of Edward, has decided to get revenge against Emmett for the role he played in it. SEQUEL TO SHOWER STORIES.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Jasper, Emmett
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11726 - Favs: 8,719 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Black Tears by Wonderland Blossom reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends. When Edward leaves it changes Bella. When Edward comes back Bella finds out he has changed too. Rated T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate You! by you.just.got.STORMed reviews
Set in Saving The World And Other Extreme Sports. Sheer Mang fluffiness. Please give it a chance and read Set where Max screams "I HATE YOU!" at Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Truth or Dare by theonewhoburnedthesun reviews
Bella attends a sleep over at the Cullen's, and is dared to spend a night in the nerdy Edward's room. The events that occur that night were never anticipated or expected...like some things they just happen. All Human, One-Shot, Edward and Bella POVs
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Longer Friends or Enemies Revision by AmeliaScottLover reviews
Have you heard the latest gossip? Bella Swan, the school brain, is tutoring Edward Cullen, the irresistible, star baseball player... What happens between the smartypants and the sexy jock? What could possibly happen between a jock and a nerd? Read 4 more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,983 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
BEEP by vampirechick123 reviews
Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,749 - Reviews: 1990 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Precious Moments by ReadOnlyView reviews
Everyone knows the cliched after-prom hook-up. Bella always tried to avoid it. Too bad Jack had other plans. This is basically a one-shot about the morning after the hook-up. Fluff. AU. AH. E/B. M for language, not content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Course by hippie143 reviews
Cabel gets romantic, NOT dirty at all
Wake series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight by queeenb reviews
Bella Swan has been treated like dirt by her stepmother and stepsisters all her life. That is, until Edward Cullen came along. Too bad shes a nobody and hes everything she could ever dream of. Canon pairings. AH. "Cinderella"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Your Turn by SoaringHigh reviews
Just a random idea. Fax included!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Funny Blonde Joke involving a car and a circle by Kennie Loves 'HP'TCoN'TIC reviews
This is just a funny Rosalie blonde moment and this is not meant to be disreaspect ful in any way to blondes or girls named Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob - Complete
Baseball by LOSHLOVERXOXO reviews
Emmett takes his jokes to far and Bella takes her anger out on baseball some siggestive scenes but no lemons review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Complete
A Capella Luctuoso by Seer of Terana reviews
Edward left Bella during New Moon and her way of coping with the loss causes her to be hated by everyone in Forks, including herself. All she wants is to be with Edward again, but would he even want to look at her after everything she’s done?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakup by quietneed reviews
With Edward determined to leave Forks, Bella fights to convince him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shattered by elevenhurricanes reviews
My hand found Max’s and I held on tightly to her, an uneasy feeling pooling in the pit of my stomach. 'Actually, you remind me more of Romeo & Juliet,' An odd, thickly accented voice announced, yanking Max back into the submarine." Based off of "MAX".
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Lamb Becomes The Lion by Rrhagia reviews
What would happen if Alice never saw Bella jump off the cliff? If Victoria had found her and changed her? Takes place during New Moon. EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Can Sing by DeeJayxx reviews
In New Moon, Edward says that he would have, eventually have to go back and check on Bella if she didn't jump off the cliff. Bella never jumped. Edward comes back at the point where Bella jumps.All praise Srephanie Meyer, the owner of Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Locked In by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
During a lock in at school Bella is trapped in the girls toilet with Edward Cullen and his new toy. I know it's a rubbish summary but read it and you'll enjoy it because I can't write summarys for my life :D ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Boys and Book Nerds by MPants reviews
Bella is daydreaming her way through college in the University of Washington library. When she's hooked up on a double date with a quiet, gorgeous man, will her dreams become reality? AU/AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,505 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gone Again by DANZNQUEEN reviews
After another huge blow-up, Fang splits. Again. Then disaster strikes. The flock needs Fang. Max needs Fang. But can he put his foolish pride behind him and return to rescue them? Or will it be too late? Serious Fax developments. :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Movie Night by clr8675309 reviews
titles pretty self explanatory
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Dream by Annabella Laurie reviews
Shortly after Edward and Bella are back together post New Moon , Edward gets a glimpse into Bella's thoughts while she talks in her sleep. Edward POV... ... ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Natural Cures by Syncopate reviews
Do you know how much it sucks to be a mutant with a sore throat? Fax, from Max's point of view.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
No More Running by Sonic the Shapeshifter reviews
Running, always running away from me...Right when we finally get close! No, Max, not this time... Max x Fang Oneshot Point of View changes throughout
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
A Blissful Tragedy by Rasine reviews
Oneshot. Set four to five months after Edward left Bella in New Moon. He comes back just to see her from a distance, but Bella catches him. Sad and fluffy, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Sab0511 reviews
Life is all about the truths you tell, and the dares you take." During a game of truth or dare, Bella will find out just what Edward has been hiding from her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Minutes to Midnight by commander in blue reviews
It was five minutes to midnight, and Bex Baxter was no Cinderella. Bex/Grant, one-shot. R&R.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bex B., Grant - Complete
360 Minutes Later by lerola jay reviews
What happens when your favorite or non favorite Twilight characters all end up in detention on a Saturday morning at Forks High School? Are you ready to serve Saturday School? TwilightxBreakfast Club. Drama? Anger? Love? Sure. All human all in character
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,309 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Make Love, Not War by Langus reviews
Marriage isn't always bliss, not even for our favourite vampire couple. When Edward and Bella have the fight to end all fights and he returns to find her gone, what happens next? Will he find a way to put the pieces back together? Post-BD with spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Heartbeat by nerdify reviews
Bella and Edward argue about the things Edward can do in a heartbeat. Pointless fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pretend, or More by edwardemmetjasper-love reviews
Bella'a a new girl at FHS, she meets Alice first and Alice invited Bella to her lunch table to meet Emmett, Jasper, Rose, and Edward. What happened when Emmett sets up Edward and Bella. That darn Emmet ; All-Human suck at summarys, give it a chance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,839 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Meadow by mordsithdee reviews
The New Moon chapter The Meadow with a little twist. Laurent wants to feed on Bella but not while she is so upset. The change is even more complicated when Jacob and his wolfy pals show up after Bella wakes and Edward shows up. Now Victoria has joined in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,951 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Jacobs Book Of Crappy Blonde Jokes by XxXfluffysexyvampireXxX reviews
Weel, its says it all in the title! rosalie is meant to be the blondes!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Falling for You by sugarhigh123 reviews
All Human, AU. Bella and Edward are best friends, and have grown up together with the others. In eighth grade, Edward promises himself one thing. He won't fall for Bella. It's much easier spoken than done. Won't be cliched, I promise.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,473 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Hurting: Rated M by addicted2clana reviews
What happens when Edward makes Bella mad very close to the wedding?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eddie by paper.creations reviews
Its common knowledge that Edward hates his nickname, but nobody really understands why. It’s just an unspoken fact about him. But Bella’s curious; there should be no secrets between a couple, right? -One shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Beginning by DreamingByDay reviews
The Cullens attend church, much to the dismay of the ever-brooding Edward. Bella walks home from work, only to run into unexpected danger. A fight, a misunderstanding, a trip to the emergency room...With a single phone call, lives collide, and change.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,287 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Christmas Prank by DaemonicKitten reviews
Slightly OOC Bella I think . Bella pulls a Christmas prank on Charlie. ONESHOT. COMPLETE. Edward/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Oprah? by Chaos Ride reviews
Max gets hurt and Fang is watching Oprah.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Don't Fall Away From Me by Chaos Ride reviews
Faxness, as always. Max and Fang have a fight one night, which leads Fang to do something drastic.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Confusing Love with Hate by xxdarkomegaxx reviews
Bella and Edward had been hating on each other, but what's really the truth behind it. Please read and review. Thanks rockin' cullen and xxclpxx for the title suggestions. I didn't choose this, I had my friends vote on it because I couldn't choose.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tie Her Down by xlovexlustx reviews
One Shot for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest held by Isabel0329, LeechLover85 and moon.witche. BxE, AU, AH, OOC. Bella wears a provacative outifit to school to get Edward's attention, what will his reaction be? M for very graphic sex scenes and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,586 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passion for Fashion by PaigeMariexoxo reviews
Bella and Edward both work at Hollister. Edward instantly hates Bella for getting the Manager position, which he wanted. But will the hate they feel for each other change, when they both realize their true feelings? BxE JxA RxEm AU/AH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Truth or Dare? by Insanity4Free reviews
Bella and Edward play a game of Truth or Dare....Chaos follows
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stars Are Always Brighter by kazukomichiko7789 reviews
When Fang gets the flu Max and the others take him to Dr.Martinez's house to get better. Max is worried and tries to keep him company and give him comfort. mostly fluff FangXMax aka Fax and a very, very, VERY small hint of IggyXElla
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
One More Kiss by Evan Divine reviews
Fang's hurt... again. What will Max do when the two of them are alone...?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
From My Unbeating Heart to Yours by His Half Blood Princess reviews
Bella knows how frustrated Edward can get not being able to read her mind. After their first fight she decides to write it all down for him, but Edward only gets past the first few pages, when he realizes what has upset her. How does he fix it?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fort Bella by allychick1 reviews
Oneshot. Post Eclipse. Bella is forced to participate in a snowball fight with the Cullens. Kind of. Edward, being protective of course, forces her to stay in Fort Bella...lets see how that works out. Please R&R! Merci Beaucoup!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 2,063 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Accident & Emergency by Annilaia reviews
Oh, hey there Edward. Nice seeing you today. Sorry about crashing into your car with my truck. Think we can be friends? Yeah? Oh that's awesome! I hope your whiplash isn't as bad as mine, and sorry again for the huge dent in your door... AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Very Vampiric Christmas by Waffle of Doom reviews
Bella is enjoying Christmas Eve with our beloved Cullen's, nothing weird could possibly happen right? It's not like Jasper has a thing for reindeer...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,872 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Jingle Bells by elevenhurricanes reviews
“You must be crazy or something,” She beamed, wrapping her arms around my waist. “Yeah. Or something,” My lips ran over her frozen hair, wet from the fallen snow, “Merry Christmas, Max.” It's Christmas time with the Flock... with a surprise ending!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
What Fellas? by Frankie326 reviews
My entry for britishbitches smutvent calander. Sorry if you guys already read this. Edward has to punish Bella after she sings a naughty Christmas song. AH OCC BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Lonely Night by rain-it-shall reviews
While Edward is away hunting, a ferocious storm passes through Forks in the night. The storm frightens Bella and brings back the feelings of abandonment she thought she had repressed. Set sometime inbetween New Moon and Eclipse. Oneshot. review please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Holiday Get Down by Don'tLetThemGetYouDown reviews
Edward and Bella hate each other and are working late one night during the Christmas party. What will happen when they're forced together for one night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
the Cullens play Monopoly by XxXBLaCKRoSEesXxX reviews
when the Cullens invite Bella over for family fun night, she agrees, what's gonna happen to her? can she survive the madness of playing games with a family of vampires? some occness regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Too Drunk to remember by xxpipxx reviews
All Human! A drunk Bella kisses Edward at a party, and doesn't remember a thing the next day. However, Edward wants to find the mysterious girl, and is determined to win her over. Normal Pairings :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened at the Mall by PeruvianChick reviews
The flock goes to the mall, they split up and Max finds out about a secret Nudge is hiding . . . Angel losses control . . . and FAX! A TWOSHOT!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
You Mean by beautiful imperfections reviews
Christmas oneshot...need I say more? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Talking In Code by nuclear so and so's reviews
“Take your shirt off.” I muttered, and I could hear him laugh. “Is it really the time for that, Bella?” he teased, and I groaned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,450 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Open Road Song by Panda Slippers reviews
A car ride where Edward really enjoys his music, and Bella is a little confused.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmet,Shut Up by XOXOSABRINAA reviews
The Cullen's, Hale's, and Swan's have a huge sleepover. Emmet announces they are playing truth or dare. Unexpected twists and turns happen. Very limey, but no lemons. All Human. BxE EMxR JASxA. Takes place in Oahu. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 10/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Old Love Is Never Lost by Twilighter27 reviews
** -Sequel- up for adoption ** An old friend of Edward's resurfaces. How does Bella respond? Rated T for violence, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,932 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Secrets by vanillaswirl27 reviews
Victoria changes Bella into a vampire. Edward goes to Forks to find her, but Charlie tells him he doesn't know where Bella is. Can Edward find her? And what happened to Victoria? Everybody thinks Alce know whats up with Bella. Why wont she tell?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008
At 30 000 Feet by Mrs Ronald Weasley reviews
Because at 30 000 feet, when the one you love is dying, you’d do anything to save her, right? Edward/Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,359 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella - Complete
Wanted by TayliaNinja reviews
What if Bella chose againist cliff diving on that important day? What if Alice did not come? What if Edward tried never to commit suicide? How would Bella react if Edward showed up at her window, begging her to take him back? What would happen? ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Better Than I Love You by Shipper Friendly reviews
Bella and Edward fight for the first major time. How does it end?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Night by Sovoyita reviews
Song-fic. I can’t stand the silence. “Bella…why?” The words come out broken, just like the skin on your arm. I can’t take the raging emotions and I plant my face in your stomach, tears of anger and sadness spilling from my eyes. EPOV love scene
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Izzy Unleashed by AsherRose reviews
After being the butt of one too many jokes, Bella transformed into her Dr. Jekyl/Mr. Hyde-like alter ego, Izzy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
What Did Edward Say to Bella? by 0041523 reviews
Emmett tells Edward and Bella a joke, Edward doesn't get it. Rated T for Dirty Humor and one curse word. 1Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare, Jasper's turn by georgiasf reviews
I was reading some truth or dare fanfictions last week and I got to thinking, What if Jasper's dare was... Some characters might be OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Joker by TayBee reviews
When Mr. Banner tells a joke in biology, Bella realizes that getting a joke to surprise Edward is more difficult than she thought. Takes place after Twilight. I own nothing. First FF. COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Tag Edit by LaVitaEterna reviews
Remy comes home to see Lissa and her Mom, but gets a special surprise. FLUFF. NEW FORMAT EASY TO READ THANKS TO IceLandGirl812
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Complete
It Was Far From Over by MickeyandMinnie reviews
I looked at Edward. His expression showed love, understanding, and concern. But deep in his eyes, I could still see the fury. I sighed. It was far from over. SEQUEL TO OUR FIRST YEAR TOGETHER, Jacob shows up, Alec and Aro want revenge, Rating changed to M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,862 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Second Meaning? by CullenNHaleMenUJustCantGetEnuf reviews
The boys hear the girls talking about...something and wonder if there is a second meaning behind it. Humar! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Interrupted by tennischick1001 reviews
Fang's tired of being interrupted by something every time he tries to get near Max. But when Max takes matters into her own hands, what will happen? Fang's POV...FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Shameless by silent.but.strong reviews
Edward left, Bella never jumped. Instead she dropped out of high school and moved to L.A. She became a singer in a band, and is a major celebrity. Bella hates the Cullens now, what will happen if they come to find her? language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,941 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakfast Club by little.human.gal.pal reviews
brain, princess, jock, basket case and criminal. The Breakfast Club, Twilight style. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008
truth or dare w vampires by vampirechick123 reviews
Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,247 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Sick Day by dragongoddess13 reviews
max is sick and goes to Fang for comfort. major Fax. total fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Looks Can Be Deceiving by elevenhurricanes reviews
It's senior year at Lerner's School. There's prom, graduation, and... Sam! Sam's back, his memory almost gone, and in love with Max. But is he hiding a much darker secret? One that could disrupt the Flock's relationship all-together?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,516 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Gun Powder and Lead by ericastwilight reviews
Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice. Can he protect her? Will she let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 121 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by dragongoddess13 reviews
Fang can't stand not knowing how Max feels anymore. so he finally confronts her. MAJOR FAX! FLUFF at the end
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Now or Never by Julsgracie reviews
Alternative ending to New Moon--Edward/Bella reunion in her bedroom. Sequel to Edward's Phone Call, but you don't need to have read it to enjoy this. Alternating Edward POV/Bella POV. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better by xxsparklesnick reviews
All through grade school, that boy with the soft bronze hair had been haunting her. He was her most bitter rival, her worst enemy. When she finally thought he was out of her life, he comes back - will he turn her life upside down again? Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,931 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Nothing on Earth by liv-elea reviews
Alternate version of New Moon, chapter 3, "The End": Edward tells Bella he doesn't want her. What if Bella at least tries to fight for Edward? What if Edward isn't able to leave her? What if their love is stronger than their doubts? Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lost by eddiecullen reviews
When Edward leaves Bella can't function. Bella befriends Lauren and becomes a completely different person. Four years later, Alice and Rosalie happen to find her one night, and they can't believe their eyes. My first story so be nice please. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Edward's Phone Call by Julsgracie reviews
“Bella,” I breathed into the phone. I stiffened immediately, astonished by the sound of my voice. Her name burnt my throat as I spoke it; as if it had been trying to wrangle it’s way back into the depths of my mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moon Rock by dragongoddess13 reviews
Second thoughts? you're having second thoughts! max excalimed hurt evident in her voice. Please Max just listen! Fang said trying to stay calm. MAJOR FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
It was all a joke by grandiloquentCaecity reviews
Alice and Bella were bored so they decided to play a little joke... slight AlicexBella and EdwardxBella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Meatatarian by Brittney.Blackout reviews
Silly Edward, you aren't vegetarians, because your Meatatarians." "Meatatarians?" Edward asked raising an eyebrow. A short Edward/Bella piece.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett's Beach Party! by Me gusta nadar reviews
Emmett gets a crazy idea. Will it lead to trouble?....Pleae R&R. First fanfic. Thanxz.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Emmett, Edward
Shower Stories by Waffle of Doom reviews
Jasper walks in on Bella while she's taking a shower. What will happen when Edward finds out? How does Bella react to this? RATED T BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT JASPER HAS A POTTYMOUTH!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,827 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Let Me Sing You To Sleep by Mizra reviews
New Moon: Edward has brought Bella home from Italy and is staying the night with her. What is thinking about while she sleeps? *pure fluff*
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Riddles by runaway xo reviews
Riddles are always fun, but what happens when the jokes relate to vampires? Fluff of course! Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Clumsy by Munch-a-Bunch reviews
It's Bella's birthday and Roaslie gives her a very special present. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Chained in Love by Gratia Donatus reviews
The volturi decide to use Bella against Edward! This is my version of the confrontaion with the Volturi in New Moon. Full summary inside. Edward/Bella oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Caius - Complete
Love's escaping servitude by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella is a human servant for the volturi, tortured by vampires everyday. Can a simple human find love in a world of monsters? or will the volturi stop at nothing to make her life a living hell? please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grocery List by shelaughs reviews
Jasper, Emmett, and an unwilling Alice pull a "Welcome to the Family" prank on Bella. Oneshot, set pre-Breaking Dawn. T for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper - Complete
A Broken Promise by theTwi-TasticDuo reviews
Edward and Bella have been married for 2 weeks, but Edward hasnt changed her yet. Find out what happens when Bella has finally had enough of Edward stalling her transformation. Who does she go to and what crazy thing she does that noone would ever expect.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,740 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008
Oh, Baby! by abce1234 reviews
Bella and Edward, along with the other Cullens have to pass Health Class. The only way that the seniors of Forks High can do that, is to keep a computerized baby for a week. Follow the Cullens through utter chaos, with their not-so bundles of joy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Better With Two by bexxy reviews
The Cullens take a hunting trip for the day, while Jasper stays behind. Bella, bored on a Saturday while waiting for Edward to return, finds a close friend in Jasper Hale. Jasper/Bella friendship, Edward/Bella One shot, complete
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Our First Year Together by MickeyandMinnie reviews
Edward and Bella are enjoying a semester at Dartmouth before her change. Some unwelcome guests come to visit. Will the happy couple be separated forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakfast with the Cullens by addicted2evrythng reviews
It was just another morning at the Cullens house for Bella. She didnt realize how strange things would really be...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper - Complete
Divided Essence by Turtlelicious reviews
Things look good for Edward and Bella. They’re enrolled together at the University of Alaska, the wedding date is set, and Bella would become a vampire soon after that. Will things change by a horrible accident on the way to meet the rest of the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward
The Petition by CK97 reviews
Edward thinks about his petition as he watches Bella sleep. Not sure about the pairings yet...or if I wanna continue. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
New and Improved by missbella92 reviews
Right after Edward leaves...Bella is changed by Laurent and finds the Cullens to help her become vegatarian...what will come of this? Please Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,122 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Sunkissed by maseykeredith reviews
Bella returns from the beach with a horrible sunburn. What will Edward do to help soothe it? Pure fluff, BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Takes Two by twilights.exoticbeauty reviews
one shot , all human. Bella and Edward learn an important lesson. After a fight both realize something about their relationship. Cute with some Edward angst. review! steph meyer owns twilight not me
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Beginning by ScarlettInk reviews
Edward took the risk and changed Bella. But, Bella struggles to control her power and her blood lust. One fateful night, she comes dangerously close to killing a human. Through this all, will their love still flourish? How long is forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,272 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
Mr Tumbleweed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The Cullen family encounters a crisis when a beloved/hated cat runs away from Bella. So why is everyone attacking Edward? Fluffy one-shot ExB For my kitty with a tumour.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cows by Ein Kampf kann eine Lebenszeit reviews
Edward and Bella go on a road trip before their marriage. Bella finds something out about Edward that makes her laugh.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Moonlight-Dancer09 reviews
Bella and Edward decide to play truth or dare while waiting for their lattes... what kind of trouble will they get into? One Shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aiding and Abetting by Calendulam reviews
Bella spends an evening with Emmett and Carlisle while the rest of the family is away hunting and Edward is decidedly unamused when Alice has a vision of what they're up to.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Ring Your Bell by PuRpl3EcLips3 reviews
Bella brings Edward to a Sex Emporium...What will they find? EdwardXBella Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thoughts by SinkFish reviews
HE thinks one thing. SHE thinks another. That random loner sitting in the corner thinks yet another... It must be so annoying to be Edward, hearing everyone's thoughts in the school cafeteria...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
You missed! by DelilahTCullen reviews
Jasper hears in on a conversation between Bella and Edward that confuses him. ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
See what I mean? by DelilahTCullen reviews
Edward does something he didn't know he could do? Le Gasp. Something EDWARD can't do? impossible. You'll see! IM RIGHT I TEL YOU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Chaos with the Cullens by TwihardNerd reviews
The Cullens learn an important lesson : NEVER let Emmett get bored...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare by Readmymind1621 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are bored one night and decide to play a game. First story...come and have a look
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Gravity or Something by Julsgracie reviews
Takes place on the first day Alice and Edward go back to school after returning from Italy. In New Moon . How does everyone react to Bella and Edward being together again? ANGELA POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Second Chances by lostinldn reviews
Bella is still heartbroken after Edward and the Cullens left. What happens when Jasper comes back, and Bella gives him a second chance after what happened after her birthday? Bella/Jasper. Rated T for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Carnation sales! by Falling-December reviews
Edward wants to get back at mike some, right? Well he might have found a way to embarass him thoroughly...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007
Erasure by streco reviews
Charlie and Bella get into a heated argument over Edward, who is upstairs waiting for Bella. Upon returning to him, Edward forces her to explain the extent of her depression. one shot, post New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
51 Ways to Piss Off Edward Cullen by Violetcarson reviews
Just what exactly gets under the skin of everyone's favorite vampire?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Broken by Collections of a Tattered Soul reviews
What if Edward had never went to Italy? What if Bella never went to La Push? What if Bella was suicidal and cutting? And what if Edward does come back and sees her from her window? B&E OOC Bella slightly
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Trust by three.hills reviews
Bella and Edward one shot. Lemony goodness in the pool and under the moonlight. Graphic lemons! Reviews and requests are always welcome!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speculations by Musically Defined reviews
Why does Edward insist on trying to buy me overly expensive things? A cunning idea forms in Bella's mind of how to put that spare money lying around to good use...now just for Edward not to find out..
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 897 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Kidnapped: The Isabella Swan Case by skeletoninme reviews
When Bella is kidnapped, Edward is the only one who can save her...All human. PLEASE READ! My first try at something like this. Please please please please? :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Just Tell Him by dragongoddess13 reviews
Sometimes actions speak louder then words."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Fang, Max - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8429 - Favs: 7,630 - Follows: 1,778 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Accidental Drug Deal by LovelyTomorrow reviews
Bella tries to get a creative gift for Edward for their wedding, but it does not go as smoothly as she hopes. Just meant for laughs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
Shattered by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward is always comforting Bella, but what happens when Edward needs Bella to comfot him. especially after Edward hurts her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
My Downfall by mischieflover reviews
Edward had a plan, and Alice was in on it. I was pretty sure the rest of the Cullens were too. It only meant bad things for me. What happens when Edward takes Bella downhill skiing? Read and find out! Please RR!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happily Ever After On the Run by misto-shadow reviews
In which we have a beautiful Fax beach scene. Some fluffy stuff for the Fax lovers out there. Drabble.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Emmett: The April Fool by NoFangYou reviews
Emmett plays a practical joke on Edward that has Bella infuriated and drooling at the same time! Oneshot with canon pairings. Cute and funny
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Grizzly Bears have nothing on me by jenfalovesjaffas reviews
Edward comes back from hunting after bribing Alice to kidnap Bella, and Bella is pissed off! And so decides to teach him a lesson, well...tries to
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mushrooms and Cows: A Sugar High story by dear forever yours reviews
Pretty short, Emmett gives Bella chocolate, and Bella gets sugar high and what happens. all fluff and jokes
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Eternal Wounds by Celande reviews
Edward has left Bella dangling by the thread in New Moon. Jacob isn't there to help her recover herself. She plans to commit suicide, but the Volturi intervene. How will this turn out for Bella and Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007
Help by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
During New Moon, Bella had found another outlet for her pain. Now Edward's back, and he sees firsthand what that was. It's OC for Bella to do, but it's fan fiction. Cutting warning. Content may be disturbing to some viewers. Review please! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 57 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Edward's Return by MercutiosQueenMab reviews
What if Bella had never jumped off the cliff? Would Edward still have been able to keep himself away from Forks?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/22/2008
Lost Without Each Other by Krystina the Alien reviews
Bella and Edward have an arguement, and Bella stumbles across a few songs she never though she'd see in Edward's collection. EXB, of course.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Double Trouble Sleepover by ieflamewriter11 reviews
What happens when Charlie discovers Jacob and Edward in Bella's room? Nothing good.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
What You'll Miss by greenconverses reviews
Edward swallows the unexpected lump in his throat as he opens the fridge door and, not for the first time that day, wonders if Bella truly understands what she’s giving up by staying with him.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Complete
The Vote by i love zuko reviews
We all know Edward left Bella in New Moon. But what if Bella never jumped, and somebody else decided that he had been gone long enough? ExB...I'm sorry it doesn't make much sense, but I like being vague in my summaries!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Death is My Calling by Keelz reviews
What if Edward never came back? Bella was suicidal? Victoria was on the loose? and Bella is... Not a Vampire ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
One Dozen Roses by Angel Ren reviews
Fluff! Again! Twilight, Valentine's Day. Three weeks after the Tyler's Van incident, Bella Swan finds herself on the radar for many a suitor. But who in the world keeps leaving her roses in the most impossible places? BellaEdward Fluffic! Series
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,671 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Sickness or in Health by turquoise.seas reviews
FAX... Fang has a fever, what does Max do? Oneshot.. cutesyness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Babysitting by Amzie4 reviews
What will happen when Emmett and Jasper are stuck at home watching Bella? Why, 20 questions, sleeptalking, and a practical joke, of course! Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare by katcastle reviews
This is a random fic where the Cullens play truth or dare! See what crazy things these vampires will do!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,094 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007
Piano Lessons by ColdHandsWarmHeart reviews
Can Edward attempt to teach Bella to play the piano? Can Bella dare to try? Will the piano come alive and bite her hands off? just kidding...this story just has fluff!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
The Sunshine Behind The Clouds by Azeure reviews
What happened to the days where Bella and Edward could relax and be together? They're right here. A story for the hopeless romantic in all of us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
What's Love got to do with it? by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Protective Father by smiley451 reviews
Edward asks how Bad Bella's depression really got. . uses a quote from Twilight,I don't own anything, I'm just playing with her characters. . REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
My Immortal by IkissedDraco2010 reviews
Something happens when Draco and Hermione break upWARNING! sad endingcharacter deathplease no flames
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shampoo by vnfan reviews
After watching Bella at a salon, Edward decides to wash Bella's hair for her. Squeaky clean hair, slightly dirty Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Complete
Tongues and Talents by helloworld109 reviews
Bella's always wanted to find something that she can do that Edward can't...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Saving Dawn by HBear0820 reviews
What if Laurent did bite Bella that day in the meadow? Set during New Moon. A heartbroken Bella is changed without the Cullens knowing, and she doesn't want them to. Will the Cullen's find out? What about Victoria? It's a bad summary, but a good story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2007
Living Art by Krrimarte reviews
Fang's art work... Max's reaction... Life is but living art.Complete with Companion Piece attached
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
It All Started With Troy by EdwardAddict reviews
When Nudge forces the Flock to watch High School Musical 2, sparks fly during a heated debate about the main character, Troy. Just how will it end? Pointless fluff. Fax Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Abused and Tortured by xtwilight18x reviews
When your dad's abusive and your ex follows in his footsteps who do you turn to?When your on the floor bleeding and death is within sight,who do you wish to see?What do you wish to do?Bella needs to find out how to tell Edward, soon. Sequel:On my Deathbed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/10/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Return by vampiregothicpirate reviews
Bella gets changed in a suicidal attempt. she lives by herself and is depressed because her bronze haired angel is gone. what happens when Edward and his family come back after 80 years of thinking she's dead. R&R PLZ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Scared by Lon-Dubh reviews
AU. What if Bella's past was different, and she had a secret she had never told anyone before? How would she handle moving to Forks and meeting Edward? Will she have a happily ever after ending, or will her troubled past come back to haunt her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,208 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Promise by stop and go reviews
Hermione, upset over Ron and Lavender, seeks an escape in the Room of Requirement. She stumbles upon a scared Draco Malfoy. Strangely, the two confide in one another and give each other a final promise. Takes place in HBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Heart by rainxface reviews
They just saved the world, and Max is listening to a new song. What does Fang think of the song? O.o Fax! oneshot, sorta songfic...My Heart by Paramore
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Learn To Love by StarsInTheSky123 reviews
Oneshot. Remy goes to find Dexter after she realizes she was wrong about him. This is how I think that part of the book should have gone. Rated T to be safe.
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Hermione's Homework by That One Condition reviews
Draco Malfoy is watching Hermione Granger do her homework. Only what if that wasn't her homework? What if it's a list of some sort? And another question, what happens when Draco reads it? Oneshot. Against my entire being to write this pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Boundaries by sillybella reviews
Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/8/2006
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life's Blood by sweet.afterlight reviews
Love, tension, and excitement all on a camping trip! Edward is forced to make an impossible choice, while Bella takes matters into her own hands. Bella & Edward's POV. PLEASE R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 8/30/2006
Hurt by vjd reviews
Edward has done something that has truley hurt Bella deeply. How will Bella react? How will Edward try to fix things? Review plz!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
April Fool's Day by DerringerMeryl87 reviews
A simple oneshot. Bella plays a joke on Charlie and Edward. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Yummy by Skittle.Kitty reviews
Sometimes, Edward daydreams of Bella as a candy bar. He imagines she would taste quite good. Sometimes, Bella daydreams of snogging Edward within an inch of his life. She imagines he would taste quite good, too. [Oneshot.Fluff.BellaEdward]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Face Down by Twilight in my Eyes reviews
songfic. After SOF. By a twist of fate, the Flock has disbanded and Max is with Ari. Fang is in New York and comes upon the pair. He watches regretfully, as there isn't a lot he can do as Ari abuses Max. He must stop things. But how? Fax COMPLETE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
The Impulsive Nature of Love by LordLanceahlot reviews
On Will's first night over, Elle agonizes over the pressing issue of pajama choice. Oh, and the drop dead gorgeous guy who will be staying about twenty feet from her bedroom. And keeping said gorgeous guy away from her parents. And the baby pictures.
Avalon High - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Going Back by rescueme1029 reviews
Rosalie didn't get in contact with Edward and he shows up at Bella's right after Alice has her vision. HiatusI will try to return caught in the Gilmore Girls FanFic section, it's pullingtoo hard to resest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006
Thoughts by Georgiana1234 reviews
A series of one shots on when Edwards little talent gets him into trouble. V funny if I say so myself which I just did.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/24/2006
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 152 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Collide by Bri and Aly Inc reviews
Basically a oneshot RemyXDexter fanfic for this Lulaby. A romantic little take on a contest that gets out of hand. Read & Review. Total and complete fluff. By Aly
This Lullaby - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Coming Home To Finn by saranicole reviews
This story explains what happened with Megan Meade and Finn McGowan between the Airport scene with Doug and the Ultimate Frisbee scene with all the boys.
Megan Meade's Guide to the McGowan Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Quality Time by MoonShineMystery reviews
Bella and Jasper hanging out. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Complete
Live for Me by thexxnarrator reviews
Edward’s POV on why he won’t change Bella, right after her 18th birthday. EdwardBella ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Complete
Love a Little Differently by Bailey Laurelle reviews
One Shot. Just a cute fluff Bella wakes up to Edward and a new sort of affection.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Safety by mumeishi reviews
Bella has another nightmare, and Edward is there to comfort her this time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
an DesirePotion's Assignment by MysteryMadeMe reviews
-complete- DMHG Hermione agrees to do her assignment with Draco on desirepotions, but ONLY to prove she is not scared..of course it doesn't end the way they thought it would.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,149 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Love Is by inell13 reviews
Draco and Hermione demonstrate what love truly is to Severus Snape Draco & Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione and Draco's Secret by Cute Hermione reviews
Hermione and Draco meet in secret
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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One More Thought reviews
Cammie is stuck at the school for the summer and something isn't right. Cammie's been acting strange, so the teachers talk to her mother and she calls in someone to help her out. Who is it and how will Cammie feel? Is this person going to help? Zammie!
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G.
Max Saves The World At Last reviews
This Story Is After Maximum Ride The Final Warning, Will Max and Fang Finally Talk About Their Realationship and Get Together? And Have They Finally Saved The World Or Is Something New and Deadly Lurking Out Their? Read and See. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Max, Fang
Run reviews
What if Bella figured out Edward was going to leave before he left? What would she do? What happens when she steals Edward's Volvo and runs off,away from the Cullens,the people she once called family. Read about Bella's struggle and they're search for her
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Please Comeback reviews
Bella is still missing Edward. What happens when she thinks about comiting suicide? Will Edward be there to save her? And if he does will he stay or go? Please read. First FanFic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella