Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Pokémon, and Dragon Ball Z.
04/12/2001- 21 days until Christmas. :)
I'm Not DEAD! Honest! Goddamn college has kept me from writing for so long, i have been thinking about several new projects which i would like to attempt in order to distract myself from the convoluted messes that are my other projects. (S-s-s-so Many plot holes)
Projects i would like to do:
Chasing the Newbie (Pokemon) : Story about a seasoned trainer called April who is hired to watch Matt as he undertakes his pokemon journey. Only he really doesn't want her along for the ride and is going to do everything he can to get rid of her.
Beelzebub's Fury (DBZ) : Set in the afterlife after the end of GT. Chronicles the deceased members of the DBZ universe as they deal with a threat that might mean the end of the afterlife as we know it, my take on what life is like for the dead and also how the afterlife came into being.
Founding of Soul Society (Bleach) : Self explanatory i hope, about what life was like before soul society was founded and also chronicling the person who founded soul society (Not Yamamato! he only founded the Shinigami Academy not Soul Society Tite Kubo has never said who founded Soul Society.)
Shadow Virus (Pokemon) : I know I have said this time and time again but i really do wish i could get round to rewriting Shadow Virus, it is my favorite story of everything i have written and i wish i could do i ideas i have about it justice. Although having taken Biology at A Level looking back at my convoluted scientific ideas about the shadow virus actually makes my cringe, (a radio frequency that could make the pokemon produce the shadow virus inside their bodies? Jesus i'm stupid.) If i were to make another shadow virus fic i would have to spend a long time making sure that the shadow virus was at least somewhat scientifically valid.
Nameless XD/Colosseum Fic (Pokemon) : A while back i experimented with bringing Michael from XD into Kanto and although i never got anywhere with that i think that pulling Wes into another region (Probably Hoenn my favorite region) would be fun, although i'm not really sure what would be happening the plot would take some work.
Manga and Fanfiction Diseases:
Something of my own invention that I use to describe some of the ludicrous things that can be found in Manga/Anime and Fanfiction:
Romance Manga Protagonist Syndrome (RMPS) Where the main character could pretty much have any woman in the manga with ease and yet remains completely oblivious to the fact (usually convinced that he is completely repulsive to the opposite sex)
Inexplicably Nice Guy Playboy Syndrome (INGPS) similar to RMPS but the character at the centre of these affections inexplicably refuses to act on these girls attractions despite being attracted and/or in love with one of the grils that likes him.
Negi Springfield Disease (NSD sometimes Yoh Asakura Syndrome YAS) the ability to win over anyone with a straightforward nice guy personality and an inexplicable ability to display more than simple run of the mill anger towards someone no matter what they do (that anger itself is also usually short lived)
Dragon Ball Z Syndrome (DBZS) Where none of the characters can ever leave the Manga. Ever. Dragon Ball Z is the most obvious case because no one ever dies for long but the other most obvious example is Shaman King (Where people die simply to get stronger, stop disrespecting the reaper!).
Word Wall Syndrome (WWS) named by Cornova in one of his review of my old fics, TOO MANY WORDS NOT ENOUGH LINE BREAKS! seriously people I usually read fics in 3/4 view so I see this more than some might but I've read fics in full page view were the text has filled the screen with no visible line breaks in between paragraphs. Take our retinal health into consideration for the love of god! I need my eyes for seeing things!
Cupid is Bored Syndrome (CiBS) where two characters go from barely knowing each other to sudden intense love that has none of the problems of normal relationships and can only be attributed to Cupid dicking about with his arrows.
Ludicrous Speed Plot Syndrome (LSPS) where the plot moves ridiculously fast and events chain one after the other with no visible time in between, dozens of completely unrelated events can happen all one just after the other with none infringing even slightly on the other, are villains/natural disasters/etc.. really that polite that they wont intrude until you are finished with whatever you are doing? come on Colonel Sanders light speed is plenty fast enough.
Endgame: Hiatus, huge re writes and general problems delaying this chapter. May take back bench for newer projects for a while.
Fragments of a Forgotten Past: Having serious problems, wont spoil but i have huge plot hole to fill and i can't seem to find my plot hole filling shovel.
One Shots etc...
Gaara Vs Jiraiya: Complete
Neji VS Shikamaru: Complete
Sasuke Vs Naruto: Dead, not really worth completing just one of my many fanfic experiments during a period where i was burnt out on writing in general.
New Projects/Planned Stuff.
Re-write of Shadow Virus: i'm hopeful for this as i see my fic Shadow Virus as an old friend and i really want to do some more gorey pokemon stuff (it's what i love to write)
Other Stuff: other stuff you ask? simply pokemon (Maybe DBZ) fics, all of them lengthy and unlikely to be worked on until i've completed some of my more well prepared fics.
Hey there people who actually read this crap, please check out my Collab Account with TheDarkMaker01 which will contain all my best work and stories more likely to get finished than these at: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2625435/NotQuiteHuman01_TheDarkMaker01 thanks! EDIT: yeah some delays on that because of serious story problems on both our individual works, for more of me working with TheDarkMaker01 check out "Bleach Black Hollows"
Things i love:
Mahou Sensei Negima
Hunter X Hunter
Fairy Tail and Rave Master
Flame of Recca
AshXSabrina (In Pokewars by Cornova)
AshXMisty (over all)
HaruXElie or Celia
YohXAnna (They're just such an adorable couple not enough fanfic about them)