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Author has written 10 stories for Invader Zim, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Fav TV Shows:
Live Action-Knight Rider, Ugly Betty, Wipeout (hilarious because of idiotic looking people), The Office, ModernFamily, VAMPIRE DIARIES
Cartoons-INVADER ZIM!!, Transformers Animated, INVADER ZIM!!, Spongebob, TDI/TDA, (did I mention) INVADER ZIM!!, The Simpsons, INVADER ZIIIIIIIMMMM!!, Ben 10 (none of that Alien Force junk...), Teen Titans
Fav Drinks and Food:
Drinks-DR.PEPPER!!, Mt. Dew, Fruit Smoothies, DR.PEPPER!!, water...
Food-Pizza, Popcorn, Chicken, Strawberries, Garlic Bread, Donuts, TACOES, BURRETOES, Chocolate (yes, it is concidered a food in my world)
Candy-Anything SOUR or SWEET (IE Swedish Fish and Sourpatch kids, WARHEADS X-TREME SOURS (individually wrapped))
Transformers, Transformers 2, Twilight, Sweeny Todd, All Nightmare on Elm Street Movies, All Chucky (Aka the possed doll) Movies, Cry Baby, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gremblins, The Sixth Sense, Edward Scissorhands
Rob Patinson -drools uncontrollably-, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom
Bands/Artists-LINKIN PARK!!, Muse, Paramore, Coldplay, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, P!nk, Green Day, Hoobastank
Songs-(All of the LINKIN PARK songs are my favs, so I'll just list the ones that are on my top 5) New Divide, Valentine's Day, Faint, Breaking the Habit, Somewhere I Belong, Viva La Vida, Clocks, My Life Would Suck Without You, Hot N Cold, So What, Funhouse, 21 Guns, Real World, I Don't Think I Love You
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories: Tim Burton
Cirque Du Freak Series (both original and anime)
Fav Zim Quote For The Week
Zim: "Go home and shave your filthy head with your bad self!"
-Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars
I think I quoted it right, if not, please correct me. Its been a long time since I've seen the episode (my disc got scratched and now it doesn't play right. :'(...)
Tim Burton Poem of the Month:
This newest section is in honor of the marvolous, twisted-minded man himself, Tim Burton: Creator of Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands and writer. This poem/short story is from his 1997 book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories.
Roy, the Toxic Boy
To those of us who knew him
we called him Roy.
To others he was known as that horrible toxic boy.
He loved ammonia and asbestos,
and lots of cigarette smoke.
What he breathed for air
would make most people choke!
His very favorite to
was a can of aerosol spray;
he's sit quietly and shake it,
and spray it all the day.
He'd stand inside of the garage
in the early morning frost,
waiting for the car to start
and fill him with exhaust.
The one and only time
I ever saw Toxic Boy cry
was when some sodium chloride
got into his eye.
One day for fresh air
they put him in the garden.
His face went deathly pale
and his body began to harden.
The final gasp of his short life
was sickly with despair.
Whoever thought that you could die
from breathing outdoor air?
As Roy's soul left his body,
we all said a silent prayer.
It drifted up to heaven
and left a hole in the ozone layer.
Things I'm Currently Working On...
-Updating "A New Beggining" (I am trying extremely hard to get chapter 5 out, but school can get in the way...sorry...)
-Plotting more fanfictions
-A new random idea I had recently (possible ZADR wink, wink) Chapter 6 up NOW!
Hopefully I can do this sometime soon if School dosen't get in the way...(8th Grade can Suck...)
For those of you with DragonFable accounts:
Here's my battle I.D.: # 26283678 (I'm a level 15 right now.)
For those of you who want to know:
I do happen to support ZADR fan pairing. (I think they're cute together...)
Being an INVADER ZIM HYPER-FAN, I have the scripts to the unmade episodes. Just pm me saying you want them and I can send them to you via e-mail. (Adobe Reader required)
HELP BRING ZIM BACK! SIGN AS MANY PETTITIONS YOU CAN ON THE INTERNET! RESURRECT ZIM!!
Characters I've Created so far...
Cir -Pronounced Kir-, Amber's SIR Unit
Characters for stories I still have to write You'll know who they are in the next few months or so
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART :)
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him / her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream ..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!”
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...
Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!
Ten things to see before you die
1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.
2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.
3. Homer say something intelligent.
4. Taxes disappear.
5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.
6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.
7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.
8. Wrestling people forget their moves.
9. The coyote catch the road runner.
10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.
P.S. Sorry if I confused you in the beginning...hehe...my bad.
This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.