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Joined 11-03-08, id: 1732691, Profile Updated: 01-17-10
Author has written 10 stories for Invader Zim, and SpongeBob SquarePants.

Fav TV Shows:

Live Action-Knight Rider, Ugly Betty, Wipeout (hilarious because of idiotic looking people), The Office, ModernFamily, VAMPIRE DIARIES

Cartoons-INVADER ZIM!!, Transformers Animated, INVADER ZIM!!, Spongebob, TDI/TDA, (did I mention) INVADER ZIM!!, The Simpsons, INVADER ZIIIIIIIMMMM!!, Ben 10 (none of that Alien Force junk...), Teen Titans

Fav Drinks and Food:

Drinks-DR.PEPPER!!, Mt. Dew, Fruit Smoothies, DR.PEPPER!!, water...

Food-Pizza, Popcorn, Chicken, Strawberries, Garlic Bread, Donuts, TACOES, BURRETOES, Chocolate (yes, it is concidered a food in my world)

Candy-Anything SOUR or SWEET (IE Swedish Fish and Sourpatch kids, WARHEADS X-TREME SOURS (individually wrapped))

Fav Movies:

Transformers, Transformers 2, Twilight, Sweeny Todd, All Nightmare on Elm Street Movies, All Chucky (Aka the possed doll) Movies, Cry Baby, Nightmare Before Christmas, Gremblins, The Sixth Sense, Edward Scissorhands

Fav Actors:

Rob Patinson -drools uncontrollably-, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom

Fav Bands/Music

Bands/Artists-LINKIN PARK!!, Muse, Paramore, Coldplay, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, P!nk, Green Day, Hoobastank

Songs-(All of the LINKIN PARK songs are my favs, so I'll just list the ones that are on my top 5) New Divide, Valentine's Day, Faint, Breaking the Habit, Somewhere I Belong, Viva La Vida, Clocks, My Life Would Suck Without You, Hot N Cold, So What, Funhouse, 21 Guns, Real World, I Don't Think I Love You

Fav Books:

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories: Tim Burton

Cirque Du Freak Series (both original and anime)

Twilight Saga

Fav Zim Quote For The Week

Zim: "Go home and shave your filthy head with your bad self!"

-Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars

I think I quoted it right, if not, please correct me. Its been a long time since I've seen the episode (my disc got scratched and now it doesn't play right. :'(...)

Tim Burton Poem of the Month:

This newest section is in honor of the marvolous, twisted-minded man himself, Tim Burton: Creator of Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands and writer. This poem/short story is from his 1997 book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories.

Roy, the Toxic Boy

To those of us who knew him

-his friends-

we called him Roy.

To others he was known as that horrible toxic boy.

He loved ammonia and asbestos,

and lots of cigarette smoke.

What he breathed for air

would make most people choke!

His very favorite to

was a can of aerosol spray;

he's sit quietly and shake it,

and spray it all the day.

He'd stand inside of the garage

in the early morning frost,

waiting for the car to start

and fill him with exhaust.

The one and only time

I ever saw Toxic Boy cry

was when some sodium chloride

got into his eye.

One day for fresh air

they put him in the garden.

His face went deathly pale

and his body began to harden.

The final gasp of his short life

was sickly with despair.

Whoever thought that you could die

from breathing outdoor air?

As Roy's soul left his body,

we all said a silent prayer.

It drifted up to heaven

and left a hole in the ozone layer.

Things I'm Currently Working On...

-Updating "A New Beggining" (I am trying extremely hard to get chapter 5 out, but school can get in the way...sorry...)

-Plotting more fanfictions

-A new random idea I had recently (possible ZADR wink, wink) Chapter 6 up NOW!

Hopefully I can do this sometime soon if School dosen't get in the way...(8th Grade can Suck...)

For those of you with DragonFable accounts:

Here's my battle I.D.: # 26283678 (I'm a level 15 right now.)

For those of you who want to know:

I do happen to support ZADR fan pairing. (I think they're cute together...)

Being an INVADER ZIM HYPER-FAN, I have the scripts to the unmade episodes. Just pm me saying you want them and I can send them to you via e-mail. (Adobe Reader required)


Characters I've Created so far...


Cir -Pronounced Kir-, Amber's SIR Unit

Characters for stories I still have to write You'll know who they are in the next few months or so

Invader X



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him / her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares" ... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME! ... Take me with you!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream ..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
Or have all ready done any of these things

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

P.S. Sorry if I confused you in the bad.

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your
profile to help him gain world domination.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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Minutes to Midnight by otherrealmwriter reviews
After review of Zim's data sent to the Tallest, they decide that Earth is actually a perfect planet to Invade. Zim is made a General but the problem is he's romanticaly involved with Dib and they house a wanted criminal. Decisions must be made on the status quo lie they live or to fight back for what they consider home and who they love Rating may change. some ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Zim, Dib
Softly Stolen by Ordinary Freak reviews
ZADR! Yes, I know. Basically, Dib stopped caring about the world around him and focused on one thing. WHAT could that be!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Zim, Dib
My Only The Only One by QoD-Dev reviews
Re-write to my somehow popular story 'My Only'. Earth belongs to the Empire, and Zim is given less than a heroes treatment. Blaming Dib, he allows himself to be captured by the human resistance. ZaDR/m-pregishness/obvious gayness. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Zim, Dib
Sick by Replaceable Insanity reviews
What happens after a innocent day at the park ends up with GIR running away from his Master? Then returning to get hurt? Zim's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Zim, Gir
Irken Flu by Iruka Sensei871 reviews
"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Alone No More by YaoiD reviews
Zim is told the truth about his mission and then commanded never to return to Irk again. Dib arrives later that evening, trying to break into Zim’s house. He is startled when he finds Zim on the roof, not even in disguise. Rated T for no real reason.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Zim, Dib
The Songfic Collection of Fangirlness by Dirge for the Dead reviews
All I did for this is take songs I heard and re-wrote it to fit Invader Zim! ZaDR, ZaGR, ZaDR, and things from their POV- you name it, I have it! Read and Review! Pleez send me ideas and I'll dedicate it to you! NOW READ THE DARN SONGY THINGS!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009
And it All Comes Down to You by thealmightyshortest reviews
It has been 7 years since Zim fist came to Earth. Dib is losing patience with their neverending, unchanging rivalry. When things go horribly wrong, the two realize that they are more alike than they ever would care to admit. Possible ZADR not sure yet .
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dib, Zim
Tagged by Emo Fox reviews
Dib shows up at Zim's with a few new pieces of metal attached to his anatomy. ZaDr/Blurb/Ficlet
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
When They're Gone by Kite2468 reviews
With all that plotting and despising, you never stopped to think how much you loved him, and how much he loved you. You never realize that you truly love someone till they're gone." WARNING: Yaoi Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Dib, Zim
Happy Birthday Dib? by trearoos reviews
It's Dib's birthday, but he is not happy. Can even his worst enemy cheer him up?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Zim Catches Cold by InvaderJes11 reviews
What would happen if Zim cought a normal Earth cold, and completely overreacted? Dib would get involved, of course. A hilarious premis, in my opinion. Please read! FINISHED
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
You're crazy by Diadelosloco reviews
ZADR My first story ever... Give it a try -Zim is acting strange lately and Dib wants to know why.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Victory by Emo Fox reviews
Zim finally defeated Dib. Why isn't it all he hoped for? Zim-centric/Slight ZaDr/Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Irken Dib by zazzypaws reviews
Dib wakes up one morning to find he's Irken. Now he really wants to find out what's going on. Did Zim do it?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Dib, Zim
Children of the Stars by Growly Genet reviews
Zim ponders on the relationship between himself and the Dib human, and how it evolved and changed over his years on earth. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Doomed Rise of ZIR by InvaderWho reviews
When a badly damaged SIR Unit appears at Zim's front door, Zim eagerly tries to fix it. He soon regrets it. ZIR, isn't just a defective robot like GIR is. He's a psychopathic killer... Rated T for dark themes and violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,540 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Zim, Gir
Nobody's Listening by otherrealmwriter reviews
Just a short drabble on Dib's thoughts about how people ignored him. Inspired by Nobody's Listening by Linkin Park. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Dib - Complete
Ways to annoy Dib Membrane by Swobchi reviews
Have you ever got pissed at Dib? Are you a Zim fangirl, and hate Dib so much? Here's how you bug him! DISCLAIMER: Dib Membrane, Harry Potter, or Invader Zim don't belong to me! Harry Potter c J.K. Rowling Dib Membrane INvader Zim c Jhonen Vasquez
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Dib
All Your Fault by saichanlovestoad reviews
NEW UPDATE! Dib applies for a job that results in unexpected consquences. Yaoi. Rating has changed to mature. Chapter three starts the mature content but alas, it continues. The majority of the story is teen, but several parts are now mature. Ah well.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Dib, Zim
DaZR Death Poem by VexVulpes reviews
Lack of title, hard to explain. WARNING: ZaDR and Character Death. Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Empty Victory by LAXgirl reviews
He'd done it. He'd won. But why did it feel like he should be mourning his accomplishment? ONE-SHOT!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Dib, Zim - Complete
My December by LullabyLockdown reviews
The Irken laid slowly dying...bleeding...and freezing, in the cold white abyss...he thought it was the end for him..but his Earth nemisis was determinded to save his life. A December that had change their relationship completley forever...ZaDr FLUFF
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Zim and Gir's Summer Theme Song by CookieLuvahhXD reviews
This is a Zim version of the Phineas and Ferb theme song. Leave reviews!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Organ Donar by soda-denial reviews
Zim/Dib flavored. Dib convinces Zim to give back the organs. Set after Dark Harvest.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
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Alien Fangs and Human Blood reviews
Zim’s keeping a dangerous and mysterious secret. Dib wants to know what it is. What you know can’t hurt you, can it? ZADR, Dib P.O.V. Don't Like Twilight, Don't Read. Don't Like Gayness, Don't Read. I warned you. NO FLAMES! WILL BLOCK IF FELT NECESSARY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Zim, Dib
Broken reviews
While flying to IRK, the voot cruiser crashes on an unknown planet. Zim and Dib are rescued by some inhabitants of the planet, only to find that they can’t leave. ZADR/mpreg, Don’t like, Don’t read.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Zim, Dib
Bikini Bottom Invasion reviews
Zim and Dib get pulled into SpongeBob's world when Sandy creates a portal machine. They have many different adventures. One problem is, how are they going to get home? My first crossover! No flames please!
Crossover - Invader Zim & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Zim, SpongeBob
Emptiness reviews
Zim has everything he's ever wanted: to rule the Earth without resistance. Why isn't he happy? ZADR, Don't Like, Don't Read, Zim P.O.V.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Zim - Complete
If You Leave reviews
Dib tells Zim how he feels if he were to leave him. My first ZADR, so please be kind! R & R, no flames pleaze! Don't Like, Don't Read!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Who Pushed Zim? reviews
Zim gets on everyone's nerves and is then mysteriously pushed down a flight of stairs after Skool...who's to blame?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Zim, Dib
Complications Of Love reviews
Amber learns about the complications of a relationship. Amber P.O.V. ZAAR and DAAR, Amber created by INVADERZIM12 and copyright of GWMW Inc. R&R Plz.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Zim, Dib
A New Beginning reviews
Now that Zim has 3 kids, his biggest mission is upon him. Sequal to The End If you read that first, it'll make more sense . Plz review. Zim P.O.V. ZAAR, Zim and Amber, Amber created by INVADERZIM12
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Zim
The End reviews
Dib finally succeeds in capturing Zim and exposing him! Not to mention that he stole his girlfriend! Can he escape and get her back? Some mentioned ZADR early. Zim P.O.V. Second posted fanfic ever! ZAAR Zim, Amber. Amber created by INVADERZIM12
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Amber the New Girl reviews
When another new girl shows up at Skool, there's brand new chaos to handle. And, to make things worse, she's nice to Zim! What's going on around here!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Zim - Complete