Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Vampire Diaries.
Whoa. Fanfiction has totally changed their layout! I -well actually its too of us, me and a friend - decided to make an account! But we've decided its easier to say I so... I've also decided to post news and updates on here every now and then so you'll know why I haven't been posting. Also, I have resolved to keep this account a secret so even my best friend has no idea this account exists -wsell since I made this with my best friend... my OTHER best friend! I want to see if they'll be able to find and see how they really like my stories! Pretty smart for a blond who just dyed her hair right? Actually one of is a brunette!
Done with the boring stuff. (This is just one of us, since I'm too lazy to do my own!) I know, everyone - except me - hates reading about all that boring stuff! So on to more important subjects... Me! You can call me Kisa, Emo, or ResidentEmo; whatever floats your boat. I'm 14 years young (who cares about old age?) and even though I'll probably talk non stop on the internet I NEVER talk in real life. My math teacher doesn't even know who I am and someone who shall go unnamed has taken up on calling me 'the mime girl'. I live somewhere in the Western Hemisphere near the North America part. I love to read and so far my favorites are the Twilight series, The Last Apprentice series,the Blue Bloods series, the Vampire Diaries, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul, (I'm a sucker for sob stories) Wuthering Heights, (It was actually a pretty good book, although my older siblings gave me a hard time about it...) the Harry Potter series, Howling At The Moon, and books from Jodi Pucolt. -phew!- My favorite web shows are Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series, Fred, and everything from Evil Iguana Production. My favorite TV shows are Moonlight, SCrubs, House, The Simpsons, Futurama, and the Colbert Report. I don't watch too many movies but so far its the Princess Bride and that one kindergarten movie with Arnold Swhasnegger (Okay I know I spelled that wrong!) My favorite bands are Panic At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Good Charolette, Yellow Card, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Nickelback, and Avril Lavigne.
Now my favorite thing... Quotes! I love posting and reading quotes! They're so much fun!
"If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people."
"Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!"
"Don't use your parent's credit card." When asked what advice he had for buying condoms for the first time.
"I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good."
"You smell like Christmas, Jon."
"I love it when a girl tells me I look good even if I haven't showered in 4 or 5 days"
Brendon: "I'd be a land surveyor. Which is probably not the answer you wanted to hear "
"No, I'm taller than him now. " when asked if he still looks up to Pete Wentz
"'The devil and Pete Wentz are raging inside me' or does that give away taht we think Pete Wentz is god? "
"We play Guitar Hero and Ryan does voice warm-ups, each are equally painful to the ear. "
"I guess that shows how much we know of what we're actually talking about. "
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.”
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.”
“Why is it that hate comes out so easily, yet...love? It gets trapped inside.”
A Twilight Survey
Which book in the series is your favorite?
How long did it take you to read the books?
A day for Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse and about three days for Breaking Dawn
Who introduced you to the books?
My friend Kenzie and then we got our teacher and friends to read and than they got other people to read it...
Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?
Bought 'em all
Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?
Midnight Sun because I know they're going to screw up the movie
What's your dream ending to the series?
I didn't want Bella to be a vampire for one, but Renesmee grows up and than she joins the Volturi
Emmett but like a brother
Who's your favorite vampire?
Who is your favorite werewolf?
What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"You didn't have to break the furniture."
What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?
What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?
When he was teaching her how to do the motorcycles
How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?
When Alice comes back to Charlie's house in New Moon
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
When Edward,Alice, and Bella are facing the Volturi in New Moon
Which book cover was your favorite?
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
No dip Sherlock
This or That?
Twilight or New Moon?
New Moon or Eclipse?
Eclipse or Twilight?
Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?
Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?
The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?
Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?
Who do you like more:
Bella or Edward?
Bella because she reminds me so much of me
Bella or Jacob?
Bella or Alice?
Alice or Jacob?
Rosalie or Alice?
Jasper or Alice?
Jasper or Edward?
Carlisle or Esme?
Ugh why must you make me choose!!
Emmett or Jasper?
Emmett or Jacob?
Bella or Rosalie?
Esme or Charlie?
Charlie or Carlisle?
Charlie or Billy?
Jacob or Sam?
Sam or Quil?
Quil or Embry?
Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?
Werewolves or Vampires?
Well in this story all the werewolves were total son of btches (ironic?) but outside if Twilight Werewolves
How did you first find out about the movie?
Are you excited?
I'm making a t-shirt!
What do you think of the casting so far?
I only like Bella and Carlisle
Are you going to go see it?
-rolls eyes- Duh!
Planning on going with anyone in particular?
My friends whom I am tying up and making them buy me popcorn
Do you think it will stay true to the book?
Psh, have you seen the trailers? No!
Breaking Dawn Speculation:
Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?
i I pre-ordered it!
Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?
I've read it already so yeah
Do you think she and Edward will get married?
Um, wow. Really...
Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?
Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?
Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?
I hated the ending but I'm glad I got it
Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?
How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?
He should have
Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?
Over Carlisle's good looking corpse!
If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?
For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?
He would turn into dust 'cause of physics.
Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?
He better damn well be
What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?
Bella gets Vamped up
What's your dream ending?
Bella isn't a vampire and she dies
(A Few Last Things:)
In which book did you like Bella's character best?
How about Edward's?
If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?
Alice or Emmett, cause they are the most awesome
November 12, 2008
I'm grounded because my parents hate me (seriously, they didn't even tell me why I was grounded. I'm a straight A student for Pete Wentz's sake!)
November 7, 2008
I just put up the Vampire Diaries story and I'm happy to say I got some excellent reviews on The Cullen Report! And added some new quotes.
Election Day tomorrow! By the way, I'm Republican and proud! Go McCain! Anyway, I'm messing with my profile since I'm not aloud to post stories up yet. Blegh. And I have
this novel thing for English and I said I'll do 40,000 words which is kind of stupid when you're the world's biggest procrastinator.
I said I'd do the minium, in other words, I'm the brain of the situation!