Grapes - Fruit of Hope
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Whoa. Fanfiction has totally changed their layout! I -well actually its too of us, me and a friend - decided to make an account! But we've decided its easier to say I so... I've also decided to post news and updates on here every now and then so you'll know why I haven't been posting. Also, I have resolved to keep this account a secret so even my best friend has no idea this account exists -wsell since I made this with my best friend... my OTHER best friend! I want to see if they'll be able to find and see how they really like my stories! Pretty smart for a blond who just dyed her hair right? Actually one of is a brunette!

Done with the boring stuff. (This is just one of us, since I'm too lazy to do my own!) I know, everyone - except me - hates reading about all that boring stuff! So on to more important subjects... Me! You can call me Kisa, Emo, or ResidentEmo; whatever floats your boat. I'm 14 years young (who cares about old age?) and even though I'll probably talk non stop on the internet I NEVER talk in real life. My math teacher doesn't even know who I am and someone who shall go unnamed has taken up on calling me 'the mime girl'. I live somewhere in the Western Hemisphere near the North America part. I love to read and so far my favorites are the Twilight series, The Last Apprentice series,the Blue Bloods series, the Vampire Diaries, Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul, (I'm a sucker for sob stories) Wuthering Heights, (It was actually a pretty good book, although my older siblings gave me a hard time about it...) the Harry Potter series, Howling At The Moon, and books from Jodi Pucolt. -phew!- My favorite web shows are Yu-gi-oh the Abridged Series, Fred, and everything from Evil Iguana Production. My favorite TV shows are Moonlight, SCrubs, House, The Simpsons, Futurama, and the Colbert Report. I don't watch too many movies but so far its the Princess Bride and that one kindergarten movie with Arnold Swhasnegger (Okay I know I spelled that wrong!) My favorite bands are Panic At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Good Charolette, Yellow Card, Sum 41, Bowling For Soup, Nickelback, and Avril Lavigne.

Now my favorite thing... Quotes! I love posting and reading quotes! They're so much fun!

"You brought a snack." James (Craig Deering) looks at Edward's (Allen Murphy) candy bar
"So now he wants to kill me?"
"No! He wants my candy bar!"
- Twilight Trailer Spoof Evil Iguana Production. (Seriously watch that on Youtube!)

"If I was a serial killer? How I would kill somebody? I'm actually a very compulsive person ... I'd chainsaw people."
-Brendon Urie (Panic At The Disco)

"Could I imagine being a piano? That'd be awesome. I'd throw a D-minor at you to make you sad, then an F-major to make you happy!"
-Brendon Urie

"Don't use your parent's credit card." When asked what advice he had for buying condoms for the first time.
-Jon Walker (Panic At The Disco)

"I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good."
-Ryan Ross (Panic At The Disco)

"You smell like Christmas, Jon."
-Ryan Ross

"I love it when a girl tells me I look good even if I haven't showered in 4 or 5 days"
-Ryan Ross

Brendon: "I'd be a land surveyor. Which is probably not the answer you wanted to hear "
Jon: "I'd open up my own animal shelter " everyone goes awwww
Spencer: "I'd open my own orphanage " everyone laughs
Ryan:"And I'd just volunteer at the hospital everyday. Thanks Brendon! " everyone laughs harder!

"No, I'm taller than him now. " when asked if he still looks up to Pete Wentz
-Ryan Ross

"'The devil and Pete Wentz are raging inside me' or does that give away taht we think Pete Wentz is god? "
-Spencer Smith (Panic At The Disco)

"We play Guitar Hero and Ryan does voice warm-ups, each are equally painful to the ear. "
-Spencer Smith

"I guess that shows how much we know of what we're actually talking about. "

-Spencer Smith

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

“You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul.

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

“A woman either loves or hates; she knows no medium.”

“Why is it that hate comes out so easily, It gets trapped inside.”

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?


How long did it take you to read the books?

A day for Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse and about three days for Breaking Dawn

Who introduced you to the books?

My friend Kenzie and then we got our teacher and friends to read and than they got other people to read it...

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

Bought 'em all

Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun because I know they're going to screw up the movie

What's your dream ending to the series?

I didn't want Bella to be a vampire for one, but Renesmee grows up and than she joins the Volturi
and then Jacob and Edward have to team up and save her and than Charlie dies and Bella is sad
and James comes back 'cause Em and Jazz didn't kill him thoroughly and Edward leaves
and Bella has to choose between James and Edward.


Who is your favorite character?

Emmett but like a brother

Who's your favorite vampire?


Who is your favorite werewolf?


What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"You didn't have to break the furniture."

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

Port Angles

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When he was teaching her how to do the motorcycles

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice comes back to Charlie's house in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

When Edward,Alice, and Bella are facing the Volturi in New Moon

Which book cover was your favorite?

New Moon

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

No dip Sherlock

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?


New Moon or Eclipse?


Eclipse or Twilight?


Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?


Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?


Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella because she reminds me so much of me

Bella or Jacob?


Bella or Alice?


Alice or Jacob?


Rosalie or Alice?


Jasper or Alice?


Jasper or Edward?


Carlisle or Esme?

Ugh why must you make me choose!!

Emmett or Jasper?


Emmett or Jacob?


Bella or Rosalie?


Esme or Charlie?


Charlie or Carlisle?


Charlie or Billy?


Jacob or Sam?


Sam or Quil?


Quil or Embry?


Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?


Werewolves or Vampires?

Well in this story all the werewolves were total son of btches (ironic?) but outside if Twilight Werewolves

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Stephanie Meyer

Are you excited?

I'm making a t-shirt!

What do you think of the casting so far?

I only like Bella and Carlisle

Are you going to go see it?

-rolls eyes- Duh!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My friends whom I am tying up and making them buy me popcorn

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

Psh, have you seen the trailers? No!

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

i I pre-ordered it!

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

I've read it already so yeah

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

Um, wow. Really...

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

Poor Renseme

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

I hated the ending but I'm glad I got it

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?


How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?
Can't end good

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

He should have

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Over Carlisle's good looking corpse!

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Um, Sam

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

He would turn into dust 'cause of physics.

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

He better damn well be

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

Bella gets Vamped up

What's your dream ending?

Bella isn't a vampire and she dies

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?


How about Edward's?



New Moon


If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

Alice or Emmett, cause they are the most awesome


November 12, 2008

I'm grounded because my parents hate me (seriously, they didn't even tell me why I was grounded. I'm a straight A student for Pete Wentz's sake!)
So I don't know when the Cullen Report update will be. I just updated Damon's Revenge though, and I'm waiting
for all my favorite authors to update their stories. -hint hint. wink wink-

November 7, 2008

I just put up the Vampire Diaries story and I'm happy to say I got some excellent reviews on The Cullen Report! And added some new quotes.

November 3,2008

Election Day tomorrow! By the way, I'm Republican and proud! Go McCain! Anyway, I'm messing with my profile since I'm not aloud to post stories up yet. Blegh. And I have

this novel thing for English and I said I'll do 40,000 words which is kind of stupid when you're the world's biggest procrastinator.

I said I'd do the minium, in other words, I'm the brain of the situation!

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Daybreak by Jazz1843XD reviews
Hi just changing the summary, Jasper is the one who is alone in the Cullen family and Bella moves to forks for her senior year........ yeah suck-y summary but hopefully a better story. Jasper/Bella Dont like dont read
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Army Escape by Jazz1843XD reviews
JasperXBella fic agian: Oh give me a break i luv em! any ways set bac when our dear friend Jasper is still in Maria's army AND- well u have to read on! :p I NEED HELP WITH THE TITLE! M because im paranoied
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Jasper, Bella
St Vladimir's Academy by Jazz1843XD reviews
Hi this story just popped out of no where soo yea please read and tell me if its any good
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008
For Whom the Bell Tolls by ironia-vitae reviews
...The bell tolls for thee." The beginning of Ender and Alai's separation. Filling in voids in chapter 7 of Ender's Game. Can be taken as slight Alai/Ender.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Guilt by Miko Akako reviews
I bear your curse and my own and I would gladly take more of the torment from you because I deserve it while you are innocent. Ender isn't the only one who is cursed to live with guilt One Shot
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
Fire by NShadows reviews
All of the women Damon has ever cared for have made him think of fire.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
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Damon's Revenge reviews
When shy and quiet Jessica comes to live in Virginia for college, she meets Damon Salvatore,every girl's dream. Elena gets jealous when Jessica begins to steal all of her friends and boyfriend and teams up with Damon. Little everyone is kissing everyone
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Damon, Elena
The Cullen Report reviews
A spoof off the famous Colbert Report with Emmett as your host. Very OOC and totally random with no plot line whatsoever. Just Emmett being Emmett in the little world I imagined him to be. I think I might make Alice the co-host but I don't know just yet!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Emmett, Alice