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Welcome to crazytiger's profile. Here, you will learn information about crazytiger

Real Name: S-E-C-R-E-T

Gender: Male

Sexual Prefrence: Heterosexual

Religion: No religion, I'm an atheist and proud of it!!

Age: 15

Likes: RPG and strategy games, playing online games, playing tekken, good stories, and popping sarcastic remarks

Dislikes: Idiots, retards, Kent Hovind (That lying sonovabitch), stupid creationists, and religious people that thinks I need to be 'saved'.

Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, playing soccer/tennis/swimming, and reading novels/mangas/fanfiction

Fav. Food: Pizza, Unagi, Curry Rice, Sashimi, cheeseburger (especially Burgerking's mushroom cheese)

Fav. Music: I like classical musics, especially Mozart's and Debussy's work

Dream for the future: Continuing my father's company and using it to rule the worlds economy. (or just get filthy rich I guess...)

Current goal: Pass High school with at least 3.9 average.

Target University: Harvard (Such a hopeless endeavor...)

Here is some of those 'Post this in the profile' things:

What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96

But ,

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

7 Ways to Scare Your Room-mates

1) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

2) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

3) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

5) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

6) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

7) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

10 Facts about the Theory of Evolution:

1) The 'Theory of Evolution' is not obligated to explain the origins of the universe, as it is not the same as the 'Big Bang Theory'

2) 'ToE' explains the 'diversity' of life in this planet.

3) 'ToE' does not disprove any god/goddess' existence. Although it might disprove the creation story of the bible.

4) I shall explain the basic mechanics of Natural Selection: If a species live in an environment which is full of tall trees, the one who is the tallest shall get the most food, and therefore would reproduce the most. Those who are short will most probably die before reproducing. All this will help spread the tallness gene, and it will annihilate the shortness gene. When the next generation comes, the process repeats. This process will repeat it self for hundreds of generations, and by then, the species will be far taller than it's ancestor.

5) A frequent question that is asked by those who don't understand ToE is 'If we come from monkeys, why are the monkeys still here?'. The fact is, we DON'T come from monkeys, we share a COMMON ANCESTOR with monkeys.

6) Transitional fossils, are fossils that show how one species changes to another, but the fact is, ALL fossils are transitional fossil (except for the species that goes extinct). Example: If we go from point A to C, the transitional fossil would be represented by B. But if we go from point B to D, the transitional fossil would be C. The same goes if we go from point C to E

7) ToE is not JUST a theory, it is a SCIENTIFIC theory. Gravity, is a scientific theory. If you think that 'ToE' is JUST a theory, I welcome you to jump off a cliff...

8) Charles Darwin propagated the ToE (I can't believe I forgot this one until halfway through this thing...)

9) ToE has helped make many breakthroughs in biology.

10) There is EVIDENCE for ToE...

Thanks soooo much Kirosha for correcting me on the 10 facts about ToE

Oh, you guys can copy and paste anything you want from my profile...

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