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Joined 11-04-08, id: 1733189, Profile Updated: 10-27-18
Author has written 27 stories for Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Newsies, Mummy, Protector of the Small Quartet, Harry Potter, and Phantom of the Opera.

Hello.

I'm not really active around here anymore, but every once in a while I will pop in to revise something. Or repost something. But other than that, I've quit fanfiction for the most part, so enjoy what's here. :)


"You know, if you take everything I’ve accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent!"
—George Costanza

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Mr Davis by Brunette reviews
A dirty satchel. A wrong turn. A lock that won't pop. And a woman in a bathtub. Trapped by a miscalculation, Beni's only hope for escaping certain imprisonment is a stranger's unlikely plan. [one shot. rated for language.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2017
and the world spins madly on by sarsaparillia reviews
Look at the fire, and think of me. — Delia/Alanna/Alex.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 5/18/2013 - [Delia, Alanna, Alex] - Complete
Butterflies and Thunderstorms by Hope Meijer reviews
Evelyn saw a butterfly land on a nearby flower and perch delicately, its wings moving silently to a rhythm only it could hear. Then the clouds moved and the butterfly and flower disappeared.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Facing Fearful Odds by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
A year after the events of Hamunaptra, Pyrrah Ananka is in a spot of trouble. A sinister cult is forming in Egypt, and it's up to she and Ardeth Bay to stop their rise to power. But when meddling Medjai families, twelve potential brides, annoying Hungarian men and a baby falcon are thrown into the mix, are the duo going to save the world or break beneath the odds? Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,680 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Ardeth B. - Complete
The Fellowship Café by Boromerely reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 60,222 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U. - Complete
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Locked Horns by Kitty Daniels reviews
The only thing they had in common were their enormous egos, so it was only inevitable that they would soon collide with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Daniels - Complete
Earthly Gains And Godly Desires by Kitty Daniels reviews
Women, religion, respect and rats: subjects they thought they'd never be discussing with each other. Oneshot.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Beni G., Daniels - Complete
Enchantress by Brunette reviews
All her life, Hattie O'Connell has been able to manipulate people to do whatever she pleases. So why is this desert chieftain playing hard to get? If you've been waiting for a sister character who actually changes things in the plot of TM, here she is.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,909 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ardeth B. - Complete
The Archaeologist's Assistant by The Sarcastic Raccoon reviews
An aspiring Egyptologist looking to pursue her dreams, Pyrrah Ananka is currently serving as the overworked assistant of Jonathan Carnahan. When Jonathan and his sister Evie set off on a journey to the lost city of Hamunaptra, Perry is eager to go with them; the unbelievable adventure she is thrust into, however, was not one she had been expecting. Ardeth/OC
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,226 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ardeth B., Jonathan C. - Complete
Amour Fou by Brunette reviews
A tale of two marriages. Evelyn reluctantly agrees to marry Beni for the sake of her father's career, despite strong feelings for Rick O'Connell. Meanwhile, her exuberant cousin Delphine falls hard into a passionate secret affair with Ardeth Bay. Whether for love or convenience, you're only as bad as your partner. [a prequel to And Love Thee After.]
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,639 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
It Ain't Me, Babe by Brunette reviews
[ALTA AU, 'cause that's a thing now.] In an effort to cover her pregnancy, Jemima Willoughby marries rich oil tycoon David Daniels and follows him back to his Texas ranch. Desperate to start anew and keep the true paternity of her child a secret, she throws herself into the role of wife and mother in a strange place, with strange people. But hidden things can't stay hidden forever.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Beni G., Burns, Daniels, Henderson - Complete
To Save Us All from Satan's Power by Brunette reviews
"Come on, Gretchen, we both know I am a better Catholic than you."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Beni G. - Complete
The Gathering Shadow by DearCassius reviews
The world has changed. Elves, dwarves, and other creatures no longer live among the race of men, aside from a select few who must, at all costs, keep their true identities hidden. Life is relatively peaceful, until Sauron begins to grow in power again. It's going to take all the strength of the Broship of the Ring in order to stop him. LOTR AU Modern era.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Welcome to ME High by Enchanted Authoress reviews
It's a new semester at Middle-earth High School! Aragorn is the valedictorian, Frodo is the exchange student, Legolas is the captain of the archery team...and Saruman is the vice principal? Discover what happens when Saruman and Sauron plot a dark scheme to buldoze ME High, and how the "Fellowship" stop them. Aragorn/Arwen, Éowyn/Faramir, Éomer/Lothíriel, Pippin/Diamond, etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
The Lost Sister by Megan Sleevewillow reviews
A little over a year after the Bracelet of Anubis debacle, a woman shows up on the O'Connells' doorstep claiming to be Rick's sister and the O'Connells find themselves venturing down familiar paths once more. First of a three-part AU series.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,238 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Complete
And Love Thee After by Brunette reviews
Ardeth has found love in his bride, Delphine. Evelyn is trapped in a marriage to Beni, but will her blossoming romance with Rick O'Connell be the key that saves Ardeth from Beni's revenge, or the catalyst for a vicious spiral? An Othello adaptation.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,837 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Evelyn C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Monstrosity by therentyoupay reviews
WIP. An alternate universe story that captures the essence of Disney's Beauty & the Beast, but with a purely Dramione twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 170,950 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Ship of Dreams by extremelyloud reviews
It's thirteen years after the strike, Racetrack finds some luck and is able to take his buddies; Blink, Spot and Skittery to see the great land of Europe. They go home on the ship of dreams - The Titanic. Not a crossover, it's about the real ship.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,215 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
The Xylophone of Gondor by QueenSword reviews
Meet Elizabeth, who believes that a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. "How many Stewards does it take to change a light bulb? None. Gondor has no light bulbs. Gondor needs no light bulbs" Eventually Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Boromir - Complete
A Fool's Gold by theDubliner reviews
Upon seeing that the unfortunate newsie with whom he was speaking understood not a whit of what he was saying, the gentleman clarified his rhetoric: "Your friend has just become richer than William Randolph Hearst."
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,274 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Racetrack H.
Red by stress reviews
COMPLETE: A Gothic Horror set in 1900 Brooklyn. A murderous figure known only as the Beast stalks New York City's streets - but even he is no match for a rarer and more formidable creature: a vengeful and reckless Spot Conlon in love.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 99,480 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
Honour Among Death Eaters by Penelope Muir reviews
As the war rages on, Severus Snape and Lily Evans cross paths once again and find themselves on a dangerous road of love and betrayal that will shape the fate of the Wizarding World. Meanwhile, Regulus struggles to deal with the reality of his choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 149,732 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
Follow Your Inner Moonlight by squeakyswings reviews
"Follow your inner moonlight, don't hide the madness." - Allen Ginsberg — Lily/Teddy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,717 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
Heartless by ivyspinners reviews
For a brief moment, her face was open, naked longing to hold Roger's heart in her hands. How three exquisitely entangled lives change on the road to the Coronation Day earthquake. In the distant land of Tortall, a fairytale begins.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Delia, Roger Conte - Complete
Withered Tree by Altariel reviews
A penny for the Old Guy... An AU set in Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Denethor, Faramir
A Study in MFing Scarlet by ShinyShimaron reviews
From Sherlocklulz, John "MFing" Watson tells us the TRUE tale of what happened in "A Study in Scarlet," not that hoity-toity "intelligent, scholarly" junk that got published. Heck yes! Warning: Swearing, and other such improprieties.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
Blasted Lasses by Ash Light reviews
One-shot: 'Peregrin Took, are you swearing at me in elvish?" Pippin attempts to go on another quest, Diamond attempts to murder him. Merry and Everard, of course, enjoy all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Peregrin T.
Deja Vu by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Why did Duke Gareth hate Alan of Trebond so much? Did it have something to do with the twins' mother? An Alanna goes to the convent story with a twist.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Alanna, Gareth the Elder - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Fleur Delacour's Year of Living Dangerously by Femme Teriyaki reviews
The Life, Times, Loves, and Lusts of Fleur Delacour via her private diary. After being Americanized, Mugglefied, & seduced by MTV, can Fleur ever get back to normal? No... but it'll be fun watching her try...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,923 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2005 - Harry P., Fleur D.
We'll Share Paradise by Broken-Vow reviews
Erik is not a charitable man, and he will have what is his.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 76,228 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Useless at Scrabble by glitterburn reviews
A typical day in the life of Jonathan Carnahan.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Tramps and Thieves by Brunette reviews
Gretchen didn't want to go to Hamunaptra. She didn't even want to leave Cairo. But circumstances have thrown a rather worthless, selfish prostitute into the climactic clash of events during Imhotep's first resurrection.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 58,336 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Ardeth B., Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Erik's Little Dividends by gravity01 reviews
He never wanted it. Them. He never wanted one… much less two of them. It wasn’t fair, Erik decided. He had only just gotten Christine all to himself and now… this.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,386 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Paradox by falafel-fiction reviews
After Desmond changes the past so he doesn't take Flight 815, Charlie experiences strange visions of the island and realises that he is living out two different lives simultaneously. What will happen when these two existences finally collide? Co-fic.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,647 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Role Reversal by pacejunkie reviews
Post-rescue. Charlie gets an unexpected phone call to play the hero once more and help an old friend. Cowritten with falafelfiction and sapphirechild.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Charlie, Jack - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,191 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Pick Your Poison by stress reviews
COMPLETE: It's 1907. Can ya believe that? Over seven years I've been gone and, if I had my way, I'd never have come back. But a man's got a thing or two that he's gotta do before he dies and, well, this is mine. - Skittery's story, poststrike.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Skittery, Jack K. - Complete
Past, Present and Future by pacejunkie reviews
One year after rescue, Claire thinks she has finally found solace in her new life. But when she receives a phone call from an unexpected person, she resceives news which threatens to turn her life upside down once again. Co-written with sapphirechild
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Moonbeams and Sunsets by kitty-moogles reviews
Adventures bring out the best in people. Through all this, can they get out alive and sort out the growing tension and knotted emotions? KelNeal
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,111 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 7/9/2006
What's Up Doc? by KRRouse reviews
Sam's just a normal guy trying to make his way in today's world, but with roommates like Frodo, Merry and Pippin, and neighbors like Gimli and Gollum, it's not easy. Rated PG13, just in case.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,805 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Masquerade by Elendiari22 reviews
Arwen hosts a series of masquerade balls in Minas Tirith. During the festivities, doors are unlocked and secrets long asleep are awoken.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,948 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Peregrin T., Eowyn
Shadows of a Nameless Fear by Budgielover reviews
Chapter 21 In a Place Silhouetted by Sunshine. COMPLETE. All parties are reunited at the Inn where the Eingbearer's outing first went wrong, and once there, Frodo must face and conquor perhaps the greatest shadow of all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Unforgettable by Namls reviews
Tragedy befalls the Fellowship, and after ten years when the wounds seem to have healed something happens to rip them up again. Centered around the friendship of Merry and Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,910 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Leda Rose by Daisy Miller reviews
She was just a common street girl, but the dirt of the streets wasn’t in her veins. [SkitteryOC] [Rated for language]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Skittery - Complete
Winter's Waiting by SakiSaki reviews
Skittery's having a bad day. Complete!
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Skittery - Complete
Swansong by The Mintywolf reviews
A fairytale. “Without Christine, there was no light beneath the earth, and without her voice, for him there was only silence.” When Erik is unwilling to let his love go, she returns for him. EC romance at its finest!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Lord of the Ringtones: The Ecommunity of the Ringtone by ArcticWolfe reviews
Parody. A study on how the quest would have been different had they had cell phones, cable TV, the internet, and cars. Many stupid jokes by two overtired geeks. Yay completion!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,809 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Complete
Ash Wednesday by Ramarama reviews
One shot. After a chance meeting in a bar, Race and Spot learn of an attempt to murder Jack. One the eve of Ash Wednesday, the boys commit the greatest sin for the greatest good.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
A Ring! Sweet! by Mireath Warrior reviews
LOTR and Napoleon Dynamite crossover...sort of. Mostly LOTR with a bit of Napoleon thrown in. Hilarity ensues, sarcastic comments, that sort of stuff. It's like MST but in written form! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
Artificial Love by The Hobbit Lass reviews
Frodo falls in love with a three foot tall Barbie doll, thinking that she's real. Not quite as weird as it sounds. Well, maybe it is. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Island by shirebound reviews
Inspired by Season One of “Lost”, but no knowledge of “Lost” required. Two Men, one Dwarf, one wizard, one Elf, and four hobbits crash land on a mysterious island. The Fellowship meets and faces danger in a new setting.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,953 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Fatherhood by TheThingsIRegret reviews
Oneshot, COMPLETED! Erik's thoughts on becoming a father. Rated M for adult themes.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Cairo Nights by Nakhti reviews
-News update- Jonathan is English, free and single (not to mention drunk as a lord) getting up to all sorts of shenanigins in Cairo with his partner in crime...What will Evy say?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Jonathan C.
The Best Laid Plans by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
Eomer's having trouble coming to terms with Eowyn's engagement to Faramir. When Merry and Pippin decide to help the two men reconcile, disaster is almost certain to follow. Edited and reposted as of August 14 2006.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,563 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Faramir, Eomer - Complete
Nigh On September by Aratlithiel1 reviews
Hobbits, a bar fight, ale and angst - Part 1 of the 'Seasons In The Shire' trilogy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Frodo B., Meriadoc B.
Underneath the Surface by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel walked swiftly over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of breeches and a shirt. Stripping off the towel, she threw it to Neal. “Not a word out of you, Neal.” She grinned at his shocked look. “It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Chapt
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,473 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
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Sightless reviews
[repost] She figured he must be ugly. Only an ugly man would sleep with a prostitute who couldn't see him.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Sand and Blood reviews
[repost] "You ever been shot, Beni? You ever feel a bullet rip through muscle and bone?"
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2018 - Beni G., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon reviews
Beni and Izzy try to kidnap a rich girl, with disastrous results.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Beni G., Izzy B., OC - Complete
Someday reviews
[repost of an old story] "Think of my children!" "You don't have any children."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Beni G., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
The Scam
[repost of an old story] "I have heard rumors about you. They say you take people to Hamunaptra and they never return."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2016 - Beni G. - Complete
Careless People reviews
[repost] [Beautiful Little Fool oneshot] She heard a little voice whisper in her ear that her life was over. That she and Beni had made a big mistake and there was no going back.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Beautiful Little Fool reviews
Rick O'Connell moves in next door to Jonathan Carnahan, who throws parties at his mansion in the hopes of winning back Lucy Hamilton, the woman he loved and lost five years before. Except Lucy is already married to a despicable man, and though marriage vows can be broken, the past can't be repeated. An adaptation of The Great Gatsby.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
Strangers reviews
"My mother always told me not to talk to strangers, you know. I should have listened to her."
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Diamonds are Forever reviews
Philippa Graham is a typical American flapper, with bobbed hair, short skirts, and a taste for jazz and cigarettes. When she travels to Egypt to find her half-brother Rick O'Connell, who she's never met before, she gets swept into an exciting quest for treasure. But she soon learns that the path to riches isn't fun and games. Not your average sister story!
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,897 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Beni G., Jonathan C., OíConnell, R., OC - Complete
In a Fine Frenzy reviews
When Racetrack starts selling love potion out on the streets, the love lives of David, Blink, and Jack are turned upside-down. Based on Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,513 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - David J., Kid Blink, Racetrack H., OC - Complete
And One White Tree reviews
Being married to Peregrin Took isn't as easy as it looks. A glimpse into the marriage of Pippin and Diamond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Peregrin T., Diamond T. - Complete
An Ordinary Man reviews
Desperate in his loneliness, Erik seeks affection in a brothel where love can be bought for a high enough price.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Erik, OC - Complete
Saint and Sinner reviews
David thinks he has his morals all figured out, but that changes when he meets a young prostitute. David/OC.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,738 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jack K., David J., OC - Complete
Down From the Door Where It Began reviews
Post-Quest. Pippin reflects upon the changes in himself and knows that he'll never be the same hobbit again. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Leave Your Morals at the Door reviews
She couldn't possibly think of dark eyes and equally dark tattoos when another man lay in her bed. Ardeth's girlfriend is cheating on him with the most unlikely person.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Ardeth B., Beni G., OC - Complete
Dime a Dozen reviews
Spot Conlon ain't a king. That's just what he wants you to think.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Racetrack H., Spot C. - Complete
Carpe Diem reviews
He would always be her brother's best friend and nothing more, unlike Teddy, with his age and maturity and stupidly changing hair. Teddy/Lily, one-sided Scorpius/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
Fidelity reviews
Yuki is supposed to marry Neal, but she finds that she prefers blue eyes over green.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Yukimi, Domitan, Nealan - Complete
Liar Liar reviews
He came to her door so often, he might as well keep a spare toothbrush at her washstand. Beni/OC.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Beni G., OC - Complete
Green Tea reviews
Neal notices similarities and differences between Yuki and Kel and wonders which one he is actually in love with.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Nealan, Keladry, Yukimi - Complete
Something Borrowed reviews
She borrows his books and accepts his friendship, but she won't take his heart. One-sided Neal/Daine, set during First Test.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Daine, Nealan - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
To Heal My Heart and Drown My Woe reviews
Frodo feels troubled after the Ring is destroyed, knowing how close he came to failing in his quest. Pippin offers unexpected comfort and reveals some of his own despair. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Frodo B., Peregrin T. - Complete
It Looks To Me reviews
One moment Beni was enjoying himself over O'Connell's stupidity, the next moment he was being manhandled with a gun pointed at his chest.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Beni G., OíConnell, R. - Complete
Drifting reviews
Every night Skittery drowned in the harbor.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Skittery - Complete
Abandon All Hope reviews
Meela ends up in Hell after the events of The Mummy Returns and meets someone who shares a similar fate.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Meela Nais, Beni G. - Complete
Take What You Can, Give Nothing Back reviews
"It's Giselle, dearie," she replied, and that was the last thing Norrington heard before he passed out. Set during DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - James N., Giselle - Complete
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