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Hello. Formerly holly347. Now I'm I-stabbed-him-with-a-pencil. . . . Don't ask about the name. It has to do with an incident in Science class that I'm not technically allowed to speak of . . .
You know you have OED (Obsessive Eli Disorder) when you have experienced one or more of these symptoms:
(All of this has happened to me.)
Some numbers are missing due to me editing this from when I liked Edward and turning it into an Eli thing. 0,0
1. The first time you saw Eli you immediately wished you were Clare because for some reason, it was love at first sight with for Eli.
2. You have watched every Eli related Degrassi episode more than you can remember.
3. You wish that Degrassi really existed so you could go to school there and meet/hug/glomp/jump Eli.
4. You've ever had a dream about Eli.
6. You sometimes hate Aislinn Paul (girl who plays Clare) for being able to kiss Munro Chambers (dude who plays Eli).
9. You randomly say 'Eli! I LOVE YOU!' during any given place. Home, school, your room, or even at the dining room table.
10. Your parent(s)/ guardian/ siblings / pets / any living beings start to worry if your even sane whenever you start talking about Eli to your self in weird whispers/chants.
11. You've actually had enough patience to go through this entire list.
12. You're constantly thinking about Eli, even in your sleep/ at your job / during class / at your neighborhood car-wash.
15. You wish that you had a hearse, because their awesome. And because Eli has one. XD
16. You wouldn't care if Eli was a hoarder. In fact, you'd become one just because he said so. XD
17. Your now thinking of even more symptoms of OED and are thinking of writing some on your profile.
18. You have converted almost all of your friends/relatives/teachers/neighborhood-hobos into Degrassi fans.
19. Your reaction to hearing that Eli and Clare WOULD get together made your parents consider putting you in a mental hospital.
Go ahead and copy and paste this. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! Add some yourself. OH! And don't forget, embracing OED is the first step to recovering your sanity(unless you don't want to recover. I don't.) So announce it outloud, right know, were ever you are! "I HAVE OED!" I'm in a library on the free computer. Oh no. Um, I've got to go now. Some librarian just said it would be best if I leave now while I still have a library card. Bye!
Did you know...?
Kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH! Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted.
Here is a little about me.
Fav food: Macaroni, cheese and salsa. Yes, all in one dish.
Fav Fictional Charactors: Eli GOLDSWORTHY!! CASEY ACOSTA!! And from my (shudder) Twilight days, Seth Clearwater still has a place in my heart.
Worst Fictional Charactor EVER (Sorta): Edward Cullen. Oh, and Drew from Degrassi. Sometimes I LOVE him, sometimes I want to run him over with a tank. But whatcha' gonna do?
Fav book series: At the moment, I don't really have one. I really like the manga Death Note, but that's not really a book . . . Whatever.
Second Fav Book Series: Sammy Keyes. Casey rocks!
Fav authers: Wendilin Van Dranaan(Sammy Keyes)!
Fav animal/mammal: Hmm . . . well, I really love snakes. And I know it's WAY to girly, but bunnies are just so gosh darn CUTE!
Fav music: Red! I love that band! SKILLET! If you have EVER heard Skillet, you know what I'm talking about! John Cooper rocks! Rocks you dead!
Personallity: Converse loving, overly random, emo-ish, girl who lob=ves the color black.
What I look like in general: Brown hair, blue eyes, too skinny, kinda short, and way too pale for most peoples liking.
Age: I am 14, but I act and comprehend stuff for older people. :P
If you love Eli Goldsworthy and think that, yes, he IS an emo, then COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
(more copy and paste it's are coming. So just roll that little doo-hicky thing on your computer mouse and get over with it.)
Copy and Paste its! You know what to do! (Hopefully. It's very obvious.) The stuff in BOLD are things that are so true about me that it's creepy. They're all in bold!
All underlined ones are REALLY COOL! Most of these are about Eli! There might accidentally be a few mixed in about Twilight from when I used to like the series. (shudder) Please don't remind me. :p
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you look around and ask: "Where!?", when someone says 'Eli', copy and paste that into your profile.
If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a hearse, because it reminds you of Eli, and NOT because it was carrying a dead body, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly yell 'Eli! I love you!' during school and your friend has to put her hand over your mouth to make you shut up(I've done it four times), copy and paste this into your profile.
57 percent of American teens would die if Barrack Obama told them it wasn't necessary to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 43 percent laughing their butts off at the others.
If you have your own little world and in it Eli Goldsworthy is your boyfriend, copy this to your profile.
If (one of) your best friend(s) is just as much into Degrassi as you are, copy this into your profile.
If you get in arguments with your best friend about which one of you loves Eli more, copy this into your profile.
OED means Obsessive Eli Disorder. If you have it and ecxept it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at some stupid peppy talkshow host who said something stupid, put this on your profile.
If you truly believe there is an Eli Goldsworthy somewhere in the world just for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Eli), copy this into your profile.
If you throw a fit when someone says the Degrassi characters aren't real, copy this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Eli it isn't even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you think that only losers don't get emo kids, copy this into your profile.
If you went to sleep around 6 A.M. because you were watching Degrassi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people mistake you for a vampire because your so pale, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous Eli/Clare fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:
For me, crazy is a very loose term. Maybe its when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks just what you find so interesting about the eraser. For others its when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing just because you heard your favorite song. Maybe for you its when someone does or says something totally random like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or they start to have a thumbwar with themself. If you fit this description and your proud of it, add this to your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video e console, add this to your profile.
- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile
- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D O_o #_# @[email protected] ; ) : ) :P
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless, add this to your profile.
If you've ever done something "blonde", put this in your profile
SPPPLLLEEEEE! SPPPLLLLOOOOPPPP! ... if your extremely random, add this to your profile.
If you've ever ran up a down escalotor, or down an up escalator, while screaming, add this to your profile.
How about riding an elevator up and down for no reason? If you have, add this to your profile.
If your HyPeR, like being hYpEr, and are HyPeR all the time, add this to your profile. WHOOOO!!
If most of your friends are older then you, put this in your profile.
If you fit any of the 'crazy' definitions found above, or the 'wierd' ones, or are considered wierd, crazy, hyper, random, etc. yet your also considered the sane one out of you and your friends, add this to your profile.
If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like copying and pasting these copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.
If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run up or down an escaltor and SUCCEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever just wanted to SLAP someone for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile
If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.
If yawning is one of your hobbies, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like the designs on Kleenex boxes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've bookmarked about ten billion fanfiction stories, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the smell of Sharpie markers, copy and paste this into your profile
if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!
~ lol ~
I hate stereotyping.
I CRIED when FRED WEASLEY DIED, so I MUST be a wierdo who loves weird people. (Do. Not. Bash. My. FREDIKINS!!)
I'm SANDY BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm a I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I'm A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be a snobby cheater.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll..
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm OF IRISH DESCENDANTS, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be a loner
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm SMART so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm WHITE so I MUST carry white out for emo cuts
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a GUY, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, (sort of) so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging HIPPY!
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (I REALLY hate our gov, but i love America)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, (much) so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm EMO, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.
I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular
I am AGGRESSIVE WHEN I’M ON MY PERIOD, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink. (I. Hate. Pink. Nothing. You. Say. Or. Do. Will. Make. Me. Change. My. Mind.)
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak
I wear BRACES, so I MUST be a nerd
I like WEBKINZ, so I MUST be childish
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST have bad taste in music
I like DISNEY singers and shows, so I MUST be childish
I’m CONFUSED ABOUT WHAT MY RELIGION IS AT THE MOMENT, so I MUST be misguided.
I GREW UP PLAYING WITH TOY CARS AND LEGO, so I MUST be a guy. (Not a guy, thank you very much.)
My FAVORITE COLOR IS BLUE, so I MUST be a guy.
I LOVE BLOWING BUBBLES BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME SMILE AND REMIND ME OF BETTER TIMES, so I MUST be childish.
I LIKE BOYS AND GIRLS, so I MUST not be Christian.
I LOVE SLASH, so I MUST be perverted.
I LIKE GETTING LOST IN A BOOK, so I MUST be a loner.
I’m NOT EMO, OR GOTH, OR GANGSTER, OR A SKATER, OR A PREP, why can’t I just be me? Labels suck.
I’m NOT AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR WHAT I BELIEVE IN, so I MUST be an annoying person who tries to shove my beliefs down your throat.
I HAVE BEEN BULLIED, so I MUST be a weak person.
I DON’T TRY TO BE PART OF THE CROWD, so I MUST be a loner.
When GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS OR THE "IN" CROWD I CHOSE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be stupid.
I PROCRASTINATE, so I MUST be lazy.
I hate stereotyping.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. ((James))
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? ((Black))
3. Your first initial? ((K))
4. Your month of birth? ((January))
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? ((Black))
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you. ((Kayli))
7. Your favorite number? ((13))
8. Do you like California or Florida more? ((Florida))
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? ((Lake))
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). ((That my true love will tell me he loves me and will kiss me.))
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
I wish these things actually worked. I did this like, four years ago. And most of the answers weren't write. *shrug* :P
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