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Joined 11-05-08, id: 1733834, Profile Updated: 12-30-10
Author has written 4 stories for Death Note.

Basics: female, Norwegian, between 16 and 20 years old, vegetarian, atheist...

Like to: listen to music, read, sleep, being on the computer, think, listen to birds, stargaze, making snow-angels, dance (in the rain...?), walk, discuss.

Favourite books: Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling), De dødes tjern (André Bjerke), Lost Souls (Poppy Z. Brite), Exquisite Corpse (Poppy Z. Brite), The Vampire Chronicles (Anne Rice), Dracula (Bram Stoker), De Fire og Han Som Gjør Galt Verre (Hans Frederik Follestad), Hamlet (Shakespeare), Death Note - Another Note: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases (NisiOisiN)... and so on...

Favourite bands: Versailles, The Agonist, Emilie Autumn, D, Arch Enemy, Kanon Wakeshima, Nightwish, Children of Bodom, Within Temptation, Epica, Otep, SuG, Screw, Tarja, Moi Dix Mois... and so on... XD

Favourite poets: André Bjerke. André Bjerke. André Bjerke. And Emilie Autumn.

Favourite mangas: Death Note, Black Butler, Fullmetal Alchemist (although I've only read the first ten volumes...), Vampire Doll... I discovered manga pretty recently, so I'm still exploring :)

I don't know if anyone is ever going to read this. I don't know why anyone would ever want to read this. But I'm writing it anyway. My ego demands it.

BUT if anyone ever does read this, and if this Anyone happens to think that I seem like even a remotely interesting person, please feel free to PM me ^.^ I need friends... outside my head, I mean -.-

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Death Note Dreaming by DeathByConformity44 reviews
After L has put cameras in Light's room, Light comes home to find a strange man on his bed. It could only be L. LxLight Strong Yaoi Content. OC's.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 212,948 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/11/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Classics by Callmemarmar reviews
Death Note characters ranting about the different classics forced upon high school students. XD Open to any suggestions!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - BB, L
Die Near, Die by plannedbyReaperLight reviews
Self-explanatory. LightxL and MattxMello if you squint.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Light Y., Mello
Light Exits The Closet by TheMidnightSprite reviews
Okay, so I'm going to see how many ways I can make Light come out of the closet, without copying other people's ideas. There's OOC-ness, and I don't think there will be any OCs... yay xD.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Light Y., L
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Thinking, Wondering, Desperate Curiosity by Shinju Hikari reviews
Near thinks about many things alone. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Near - Complete
Double Entendre by Liebestraum reviews
Matsuda has long suspected L and Light are more intimate than meets the eye. Now, Matsuda finally has conclusive evidence to back up his theory...or does he? Aizawa and Matsuda are on a mission. Oneshot - L/Light
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ah, Light by WolfWarriorz reviews
SPOILERS. A silly silly crackfic with lots and lots of Light pairings... Read Author's Note for more info on what this actually is if you like.. Oneshot! LightXEveryone?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
The Bees and the Bees by Yarouka reviews
.:Soichiro just wants to know that Light will be safe and responsible, no matter what. L just wants to make Light's life harder than it already is:. L/Light/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Discovery of Fanfiction by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
L calls an important meeting. Crack ensues. Spoilers for real name's and ending of series. T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Protest by Marvelmiserable reviews
Light was certain that he was in love. And he wasnt happy about it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2011 - L, Light Y.
A Man With A Plan by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light is definitely gay. And in this case, "gay" means "gay for L." Light is also wondering how many times he has to accidentally lock them together in the supply closet before L gets the hint. .:Dialogue. Crack, not really yaoi:.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Watari? by xoneworldx reviews
Just a fic with L and Watari.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Watari, L - Complete
Ask Death Note Sock Puppets Answertime Jamboree by Kishimojin reviews
A lighthearted parody of the "Ask someone" fic trend in which an author, desperate for attention, tries and fails to make the ultimate "Ask someone" fic by going meta with puppets. The characters answer while pretending to be other characters. COMPLETE.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Misa A., Near - Complete
Moths by Atreyl reviews
Light's seen a lot of strange things in his life. Therefore, one would have deduced that on this particular afternoon, Light shouldn't really have been surprised when L walked into the room with a jar full of moths.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Nightwing Gurl reviews
Light and L each write a list of ten things they hate about each other.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/22/2010 - L - Complete
Monopolizing Madness by littlemsbookworm reviews
The Kira task force is going to play a simple game of Monopoly,so of course, craziness will ensue. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Eavesdropping Is A Dangerous Thing by HugsandBugsSmileyface reviews
"DUDE, THAT'S ENORMOUS!" "Now what do I do with it, Raito-kun?" One-shot. Rated T for sexual innuendo. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The True Story of the Battle of Hogwarts by jade253 reviews
So you think you know the real story of the Battle of Hogwarts? Think again, and prepare to be disturbed. Extreme OOC - please note this is not intended to be serious in any way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How to Catch a Kira by azyryan reviews
Silly little conversations in which L & company attempt to expose Kira. Rated K just in case
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2010 - L, Light Y.
Task Force Rules by nefertani reviews
It started as just a list of rules, but evolved into something much more... Matsuda is annoying as all getout, Aizawa wishes everyone would leave his afro alone, and Light is a fangirl. Pure randomness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
The trouble with tongue twisters by littlemsbookworm reviews
What could possibly happen when the Kira task force stumbles upon some tongue twisters? Apparently a lot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
I Have No Idea by xXduchessXx reviews
Light. Alcohol. L. Something about this picture is very wrong. And rather cracky… Dedicated to iflip4dolphins and Amanda
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Three Little Words by Expendable Red Shirt reviews
When Light said those three magic, beautiful little words that meant the world to L, he knew he was in love. Humor. Not what it seems. Slight, possibly one-sided L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Why Mello Chose Leather by Darkfire359 reviews
Tired of being constantly mistaken for a girl, and after receiving some questionable advice from Matt, Mello decides to finally do something to combat the problem. Slight MxM at the end. Rated for minor swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Strawberry Shampoo by Darkfire359 reviews
Due to a dead rat in his shower, Light is forced to use a new type of shampoo. Unfortunately, it has pheromones added to it. How will L react? Implications of L/Light at the end.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
The True Tale of the Lord of the Rings by WesternElf reviews
I was inspired to write this because I couldn't find any clean, acceptable LOTR spoofs! I hope everyone enjoys this - it spun from my rather odd mind and so far everyone has loved it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
Matsuda saves yaoi! by anime-fan-willa reviews
Remember when L and Light came in from the rain and were acting like they loved each other? The foot rubbing, the hair drying, each leaning in and then... RING! L's damn phone! Well, what would've happened if Matsuda took the phone away? Sex! That's what.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/16/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sleep Aid by Infinity Complex reviews
Exhausted and overworked, Raito has come up with several plans to get sleep. And NO ONE will deny him by the time they see the example he made of L…
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Raito's Reflection by Aokidanza reviews
"Do you mean to say that you named your reflection?" "That is precisely what I am saying, Raito-kun." Yup. He's lost it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
Ten Things to do in the Human World by iFluffRaver reviews
ONESHOT Are you a bored Shinigami? Here are some suggestions of what to do in your spare time.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
L Write a Novel by ImaPseudonym reviews
L decides to write the world's greatest novel... And posts it to FFN.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/5/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Tierfal reviews
Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Happens on those Rainy Days by DeludedYoungFreak reviews
What really happened when Light and L were frolicking on the roof just moments before L's death? Well this is one version of what happened! Has a few swears in it, some laughs, well I thought they were funny... :D
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gray by Tunfisken reviews
It's never proved that Mello used the Death Note.. He did. Only once. M&M
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Buzzing Questions by O'chibi-brat reviews
A story in which Light has homicidal tendancies, L is an oblivious genius, Matsuda is a blathering idiot, and Ryuk gets entertained, all because of one persistent fly. Warning: Bleeps and boys love! One-sided LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Homogenius by katie-elise reviews
L needs to know Raito's sexual orientation, for *ahem* purely professional reasons, so he devises a series of tests to 'scientifically' satiate his curiosity.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2009 - L, Light Y.
When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi reviews
Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Rollercoaster Of Love by katie-elise reviews
L decides to re-investigate Ray Penber's death...by taking a bus ride to the amusement park! Of course, Light is dragged along. Cotton candy, tilt-a-whirls, rollercoasters and romance ensue. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,126 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - L, Light Y.
Win by Azarr reviews
They hadn’t even made it to the bedroom, and the musty, dirty carpet scraped at Mello’s palms as he clenched his fingers and pressed on. He was so close - just a little longer...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
DialUp by Quixotic Cervantes reviews
A late night at the office offers Light some insight into L's habits.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Popcorn by katie-elise reviews
Pulling the trigger should be as easy as making popcorn...but somehow things are never that simple. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Hiccups by katie-elise reviews
L has the hiccups, and Light is determined to find a cure...however unorthodox said cure might be. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/19/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Lemons by Maiden of the Moon reviews
L ponders the meaning behind the label of 'lemon.' And no, he doesn't mean the fruit. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The End Is Near by Tierfal reviews
A horrible day gets a bit bet - er, worse - when Mello discovers that a certain albino boy has disa-Neared. Matt, Mello, L, and Light set out to find him, come hell, high water, or chocolate shortages. Well, maybe not those. Matt/Mello, Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,931 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Querido Santa by Saki-Uzumaki reviews
es una serie de cartas que pedirian los personajes de death note a santa xD
Death Note - Rated: K - Spanish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A reason for reviewing by Gtimes3 reviews
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Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Red Is For Valentines by The Pyrat reviews
Matt isn't a very social person, so why then is he staying out all night and making mysterious phone calls? Even stranger, why is he so determined to lie to Mello about it? Mello decides to get to the bottom of it, and discovers something unexpected...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,860 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Say What! by ObsessiveOtakuChick reviews
L/Raito Humor Fluff. Based on a Real Life Conversation. Reviews Begged for.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
One Sunny Day, Raito was Eaten by a Tree by HonorThyStrawberries reviews
Raito and L engage in a battle of wits and insight...well...sort of. *Warning* This Story Makes No Sense
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Note's Only Part Time by PrisonerOfHeaven reviews
Read Light's diary explaining how he discovers where some of the other characters work on their time off of producing Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Not So Subtle by silvereyesish reviews
-LxLight- The first thing Light saw upon waking up on Valentine's Day was L's face.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Death Note Quips by rochelleechidna reviews
Ever run out of things to say while talking with a fellow Death Note fan? Maybe these little statements will spark a new conversation... or possibly make the other person back away slowly from you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
SOB by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"Hah! Sirius—Padfoot, guess what I just realized!" "What, Moony?" "You're an S.O.B." ". . ." "No—no—wait, Padfoot, come back!" Remus calls Sirius an S.O.B. Sirius takes it a little too personally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The PDA by Death-Nerd reviews
Every day of Mikami Teru's life is neatly organized in his PDA. But what if he looses it one day? CRACKFIC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Mikami T. - Complete
Have You Noticed? by ttfn.tahtahfornow reviews
"'That's not—Christ, Malfoy—you can't just—you're—' 'I'm—mmph.' 'God.' 'You're right, Potter. I am God.'" Sleuthy Hermione, slightly dense Ron, and a little too much sexual innuendo to be healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Death Note Bloopers by DeathNoteL reviews
These are Death Note bloopers I thought of! Each chapter covers a diff manga Volume! Starting with one! Enjoy! And comment! No mean comments please! My brain is't funny when it tries to be! I can't help it!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Great People, Random Scenarios by Dnsgm reviews
It seems that L is on Light's tail, but...are they really L and Light?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Complete
To Be a Death Eater, You Must by Jedi Cosmos reviews
Death Eater Principle Number 5: Do not displease the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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The True Ending of Death Note reviews
Yeah, lame title. So, anyway, this is a collection of - hopefully funny - oneshots about how Death Note really should have ended. And beware: they contain SPOILERS.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
DN Poems! reviews
This is poems about Death Note. I wrote them. They were supposed to be funny. They're really bad. Yeah... that's pretty much it, I think :P Read at own risk ;D
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Unprepared reviews
Oneshot: The greatest detective in the world, L, is about to share his brilliant conclusions regarding the Kira case with the Japanese police force. However, there is one slight problem...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Complete
Light's Diary reviews
How is it like, working with the world's greatest detective? Let's take a look at Light's diary to find out!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Light Y. - Complete