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Joined 11-05-08, id: 1734165, Profile Updated: 02-27-15
Author has written 6 stories for Saw, Dreams of Joy, Fault in Our Stars, and Dark Half, Stephen King.

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Teenage_roadkill is a desperate fangirl with an obsession for all things Mark Hoffman or Costas Mandylor related. Teenage_roadkill can be found constantly whining about unanswered questions in the Saw series that most people, even other hardcore fans, don't care about (for instance, "Who is responsible for the unwinnable traps?", annoyingly overusing stale phrases that display how immature she really is (such as the latest "That's what she said" and "Your mother" jokes). She once made a totally wild prediction for the return of a totally insignificant character (Perez), a plan the Saw writers stupidly went through with, bringing Perez back via the most pathetic and cliche way possible - she "faked" her death, only to return and get stabbed in the gut. This gives teenage_roadkill an unwarranted sense of self-worth (as in it's hilarious that she thinks she warrants any at all).

In addition, she writes Saw fanfiction and despite the fact that there are plotholes big enough to drive a truck filled with Hoffman's freshly slain corpses through (and let me tell you, they're stacked up real high...), she thinks people actually think she's written great fanfiction, when really all they want to do is read about Hoffman and Amanda doing it.

Despite all of this, teenage_roadkill is still not one of the most obnoxious users, nor the most disgusting, nor even the most dedicated user on HOJ.

Sidenote: The only redeeming thing about teenage_roadkill is that she wrote this self-demeaning entry herself rather than forcing someone who is actually productive to society to waste precious time doing so.

Also, I enjoy reviews and appreciate favs/follows immensely.

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Little Wolf by paigevlindsay reviews
What if Sansa had not pushed Petyr away? What if she had entertained the idea of fulfilling his dream? Could their relationship possibly flower in a changing Westeros? A continuation of S6E10. Slow Burn.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,908 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 6/28 - [Sansa S., Petyr B.]
The Widow and the Brothel Keep by WildBubblesRoam reviews
Lord Baelish and the army of the Vale have helped Sansa Stark and her brother Jon win back their childhood home, Winterfell from Ramsay Bolton. When the dust has settled and Sansa finds herself to be a widow, will her reunion with the brothel keep she thought she knew prove to be as she expects it or will their unresolved history together bleed through to the present?S6E10 Inspired
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/24 - [Petyr B., Sansa S.] - Complete
Closer by StarkTokioNight reviews
A dream is just a dream. It doesn't mean anything. Complete and total gratuitous one-shot smut. Reylo/KyloRey
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/24 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Lessons Learned by Next to Something reviews
The Finalizer was massive, unfathomable. So awesomely huge that it was really completely ridiculous that he was able to find her. But find her he did, and as she snipped the wire that controlled the dozen doors on this hallway, she miscalculated on two things: that this particular room had a second exit, and that she was alone in it. ((Just an excuse for keep the mask on!smut.))
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/29 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Beating Hearts by JustJinxed reviews
Kylo Ren is finally working with the Rebels, but some of his feelings towards his allies...leaves a lot to be desired. Man's gotta stake his claim, right? (I am so sorry)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/14 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Mutual Damnation by JustJinxed reviews
Driven to the brink of insanity, Rey seeks out the source of her sleepless nights, determined to set things right once and for all. (Companion piece to "Wildest Dreams" but not really required to read)
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/2 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Wildest Dreams by JustJinxed reviews
After her first encounter with Kylo Ren, Rey just can't seem to get him out of her head. Or her dreams.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 150 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Swallow the Light by Airelle Vilka reviews
An expansion of the interrogation chamber scene between Kylo Ren and Rey. Ah, if only the walls could talk. (In Ren's case, they'd probably say "ow.")
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Power and Control by JustJinxed reviews
A mechanic is called to a cold, dark room where Kylo Ren waits for her. He's not pleased with her behavior...and he plans on letting her know it.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/22/2015 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC - Complete
The Warling by CatChester reviews
A story of love, loss & redemption. After the Aesir-Vanir War, 2 gods are given to Asgard by the Vanir & Odin gives them to his sons as a spoil of war. Saddled with the Goddess of Peace, Loki takes his frustrations out on her. On Earth Mira's dreams are plagued by Loki & when he invades New York, she realises that he isn't just a figment of her imagination but how can she find him?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Loki, OC, Thor - Complete
Really? Really by opus.aura reviews
After Gus and Hazel's death Isaac seems lonely in the world. Until he literally bumps into a girl.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Isaac, OC - Complete
Interlude by RansomRose77
Sometimes you just gotta have a one-shot. This one's been brewing forever. Let's all remember Nick is a Christlike character. You don't find many guys like that in real life. This is rated M for a reason. It also fits neatly in as an alternate chapter to my other story, Another When. If you want to read it that way, just put it directly after Chapter Two.
Stand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015
Another When by RansomRose77 reviews
AU, OC, some Dark Tower allusions. Hurt/Comfort theme. Yup, this is a 'Let's save Nick' fic. Except it runs deeper than that. The last third of the book derailed entirely & resorted to faith without reason to resolve character arcs. I've been turning this over in my mind for about 20 yrs & finally found the courage to continue. Expect more than babies and questions at the end.
Stand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012
David by wndrw8 reviews
Is he real? Or just pretending? warning for creepiness David/Elizabeth Shaw
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - E. Shaw, David - Complete
Fanfiction by Sammy07 reviews
OneShot, RLS, though nothing too suggestive or offensive... not like this other fic with those two I'm planning. Heh. Leigh finds a disturbing fanfic on everyone's favorite fanfiction Website /suck up and decides to tell Cary about it.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
The Hoffman Family by Helen Young reviews
What would it be like if Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman had fallen in love, and neither of them died? What if they had gotten married and had a child years after John died? Just a far warning, this is kind of a weird story.
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Saw Drabbles by MissMaryWesker reviews
A collection of randomly inspired drabbles taking place during any and all of the movies. Expect OOC, A/U, wierd/random pairings...just about anything really. Nothing's off limits with me. No flames please.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hoffman, Amanda Y.
Ties that Bind by Kalika Barlow reviews
Strayed from the path, they were tested. His righteous message was passed to them. When eight becomes ten, who will have the will to survive? "The only way we're getting out of this is if we trust each other." AU-II/III/IV, OCs
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Amanda Y.
10 Things by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
The little things are very telling. Secrets shape our lives. When someone else reveals these things, consequences cut like knives. Chapter 1: 10 things Mark Hoffman knows about Amanda Young .
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010
The Possibility of Sanity by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of oneshots devoted to Saw pairings for the 100 Oneshot Challenge of my own design. Pairings inside. Includes characters from Saw I, II, III, IV, V and VI
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009
Assume Nothing by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
Originally meant to be an AU epic. Currently nothing more than an odd Hoffman/Amanda one shot. I might make something of this... eventually.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
Willow by Dance Elle Dance reviews
After Amanda's death, Hoffman buys her a plot of soil and a tombstone with her name engraved on it. He figures it's the least he can do. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Hoffman, Amanda Y.] - Complete
Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman, True romance by Helen Young reviews
Amanda Young and Dectetive Hoffman's true feelings for other.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Romeo & Juliet by SawManiac211 reviews
Sequal to 'Turning Over...' So, Hoffman and Amanda are finally together...but we all know there isn't a happy ending. What went so wrong? Quotes from Romeo & Juliet, again based on SeaSaw's stuff - read 'em! Again, please R&R! BTW 'exeunt' means 'exit' :
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"Emotionally, there can be nothing there." Hoffman built carefully constructed walls around his emotions, not letting any one in. That is, until Amanda Young came crashing through them. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Hoffman, Amanda Y.] - Complete
A Saw Fanfic: Memoirs Of Rivielle Kramer by DaisyGatsby reviews
Rivielle was trapped. She survived, and now she's grateful, thus begins the story of her love and obsession for John Kramer, the Jigsaw killer.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,277 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Tempest After Sun: Saw Drabbles by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of Saw IV based drabbles. MarkOC MarkAmanda StrahmLindsay MarkLindsay JohnJill JohnAmanda
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Of Chocolate, Books and Butterflies by mabelreid reviews
One shot A misunderstanding means a surprise for Reid on Valentine's Day. JJReid. A bit of fluff for the holidays!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Kayla's story by melissarxy1 reviews
This is a The Stand story. It introduces a character I will be using in my other The Stand story. Yet another revision. Reviews are greatly appriciated.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Complete
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The Dark Half Epilogue reviews
A continuation of The Dark Half epilogue that addresses Thad's desire to continue the Alexis Machine series, the price Thad must pay for using the sparrows, and how Wendy and Will were affected by George Stark. Rawlie makes a brief appearance as well. One-shot.
Dark Half, Stephen King - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Thad B., Liz B., Rawlie D., William B. - Complete
Expiration Dates reviews
A story set before, during, and after the events of The Fault in Our Stars from Issac's point-of-view. (Oops, was that politically incorrect?) What if Issac was in love with Hazel but had to repress it for Gus's sake? What if she died and he had to learn how to move on without his only friends? A story about unrequited love and moving on from tragedy. Eventual Issac/OC, Gus/Hazel
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2015 - [Isaac, OC] [Augustus W., Hazel L.]
From Disgust to Joy reviews
What if Tao went back to try to save Sam before Joy did? How would things be different? A story about the journey from disgust to joy.
Dreams of Joy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Joy, Tao - Complete
Written in Blood reviews
The heart cannot be involved. Emotionally there can be nothing there. But what happens when Hoffman can't learn to completely detach himself from his emotions, especially concerning Amanda? AMANDA/HOFFMAN fanfic about love, lust, and betrayal.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,647 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
Hoffman's Diary reviews
Hoffman's Diary, sequel to Amanda's Diary. What if Detective Mark Hoffman kept a diary? Parody. One-shot.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hoffman - Complete
Amanda's Diary reviews
A one-shot of Amanda's diary in a humorous yet true-to-her-character way. Warning - it's funny!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Amanda Y. - Complete