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Joined 11-05-08, id: 1734165, Profile Updated: 02-27-15
Author has written 5 stories for Saw, Dreams of Joy, and Fault in Our Stars.

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Teenage_roadkill is a desperate fangirl with an obsession for all things Mark Hoffman or Costas Mandylor related. Teenage_roadkill can be found constantly whining about unanswered questions in the Saw series that most people, even other hardcore fans, don't care about (for instance, "Who is responsible for the unwinnable traps?", annoyingly overusing stale phrases that display how immature she really is (such as the latest "That's what she said" and "Your mother" jokes). She once made a totally wild prediction for the return of a totally insignificant character (Perez), a plan the Saw writers stupidly went through with, bringing Perez back via the most pathetic and cliche way possible - she "faked" her death, only to return and get stabbed in the gut. This gives teenage_roadkill an unwarranted sense of self-worth (as in it's hilarious that she thinks she warrants any at all).

In addition, she writes Saw fanfiction and despite the fact that there are plotholes big enough to drive a truck filled with Hoffman's freshly slain corpses through (and let me tell you, they're stacked up real high...), she thinks people actually think she's written great fanfiction, when really all they want to do is read about Hoffman and Amanda doing it.

Despite all of this, teenage_roadkill is still not one of the most obnoxious users, nor the most disgusting, nor even the most dedicated user on HOJ.

Sidenote: The only redeeming thing about teenage_roadkill is that she wrote this self-demeaning entry herself rather than forcing someone who is actually productive to society to waste precious time doing so.

Also, I enjoy reviews and appreciate favs/follows immensely.

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All The Makings of An Apocalypse by wemightbekillers reviews
A series of one-shots mostly centered around Murphy. Expect just about anything, it's the zombie apocalypse after all.
Z Nation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/20 - Roberta W., 10K, Doc, Murphy
Really? Really by opus.aura reviews
After Gus and Hazel's death Isaac seems lonely in the world. Until he literally bumps into a girl.
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Isaac, OC - Complete
Codename: Murphy by zzetta13 reviews
A dip into a new story arc for me. Murphy wasn't just a survivor of zombie bites, he is a pawn in a bigger plan. He is part of an agenda which needs agents. Personnel on the outside to roam the country and report back their findings. The only thing is, he does not know it yet.
Z Nation - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,931 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/8/2014
In the Still of the Night by ashippersheart reviews
There is a point of no return and Happy is not sure if she's close to it… or maybe she's already passed it. Toby's eyes are dark with desire, but she knows there's something much deeper there too. Feelings unvoiced and unacknowledged. If they do anything more… well, there's no hiding after that. Rated M for smuttiness and language.
Scorpion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Happy, Toby] - Complete
If Sex Could Talk by Ashe-Simon reviews
What happened after Happy and Temple's date. SMUT WARNING! Happy/Temple and Quintis
Scorpion - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2014 - Happy, Toby, OC - Complete
One Day Soon by Goodbye Winter reviews
Travis has a run-in with Laurie after his mom's wedding.
Cougar Town - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Travis C., Laurie K. - Complete
Another When by RansomRose77 reviews
AU, OC, some Dark Tower allusions. Hurt/Comfort theme. Yup, this is a 'Let's save Nick' fic. Except it runs deeper than that. The last third of the book derailed entirely & resorted to faith without reason to resolve character arcs. I've been turning this over in my mind for about 20 yrs & finally found the courage to continue. Expect more than babies and questions at the end.
Stand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012
Late Night Questions by LunarSinner reviews
The gravity machine has been destroyed yet again. The Prince can not fall asleep, and desides to watch some TV. This takes place in the 3 year wait, and he still doesn't know much about humans and what shows are popular now a days. He then awakens Bulma for much needed answers.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
David by wndrw8 reviews
Is he real? Or just pretending? warning for creepiness David/Elizabeth Shaw
Prometheus, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - E. Shaw, David - Complete
Facebook Fun in the FBI by karoanton reviews
Just a Facebook fic I felt like writing. Reid/Seaver and possibly some Morgan/Prentiss in later chapters. Note: the review button is your very best friend I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,006 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid
JJ's Hero by JJCM reviews
Spencer unwittingly comes to JJ's rescue when she needs it most. Now continued...title could change.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,701 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Moving Forward by karoanton reviews
This is my first fanfic. After Emily's death, the team learns to cope with what happened and what they must now do. Mainly about Reid and Seaver. Starts just after "Lauren", but will go on for a while. RxR please
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - A. Seaver, S. Reid - Complete
Fanfiction by Sammy07 reviews
OneShot, RLS, though nothing too suggestive or offensive... not like this other fic with those two I'm planning. Heh. Leigh finds a disturbing fanfic on everyone's favorite fanfiction Website /suck up and decides to tell Cary about it.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Twice by La. Bel. LM reviews
Twice it happened, twice she forgot, and twice he imprinted every precious detail into his mind. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hoffman Family by Helen Young reviews
What would it be like if Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman had fallen in love, and neither of them died? What if they had gotten married and had a child years after John died? Just a far warning, this is kind of a weird story.
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 37,499 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Saw Drabbles by MissMaryWesker reviews
A collection of randomly inspired drabbles taking place during any and all of the movies. Expect OOC, A/U, wierd/random pairings...just about anything really. Nothing's off limits with me. No flames please.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Hoffman, Amanda Y.
Ties that Bind by Kalika Barlow reviews
Strayed from the path, they were tested. His righteous message was passed to them. When eight becomes ten, who will have the will to survive? "The only way we're getting out of this is if we trust each other." AU-II/III/IV, OCs
Saw - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,927 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Amanda Y.
10 Things by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
The little things are very telling. Secrets shape our lives. When someone else reveals these things, consequences cut like knives. Chapter 1: 10 things Mark Hoffman knows about Amanda Young .
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2010
The Possibility of Sanity by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of oneshots devoted to Saw pairings for the 100 Oneshot Challenge of my own design. Pairings inside. Includes characters from Saw I, II, III, IV, V and VI
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,654 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2009
Assume Nothing by Jacalyn Hyde reviews
Originally meant to be an AU epic. Currently nothing more than an odd Hoffman/Amanda one shot. I might make something of this... eventually.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
Willow by Dance Elle Dance reviews
After Amanda's death, Hoffman buys her a plot of soil and a tombstone with her name engraved on it. He figures it's the least he can do. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Hoffman, Amanda Y.] - Complete
Amanda Young and Mark Hoffman, True romance by Helen Young reviews
Amanda Young and Dectetive Hoffman's true feelings for other.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Amanda Y., Hoffman - Complete
Prithee, Fair Botan by lovelace.shrew reviews
What happens when our lady Botan tries to be kind to Hiei? Just what sort of relationship could possibly develop between two so different?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,512 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Romeo & Juliet by SawManiac211 reviews
Sequal to 'Turning Over...' So, Hoffman and Amanda are finally together...but we all know there isn't a happy ending. What went so wrong? Quotes from Romeo & Juliet, again based on SeaSaw's stuff - read 'em! Again, please R&R! BTW 'exeunt' means 'exit' :
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Leave Out All The Rest by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"Emotionally, there can be nothing there." Hoffman built carefully constructed walls around his emotions, not letting any one in. That is, until Amanda Young came crashing through them. HoffmanAmanda, oneshot
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - [Hoffman, Amanda Y.] - Complete
A Saw Fanfic: Memoirs Of Rivielle Kramer by DaisyGatsby reviews
Rivielle was trapped. She survived, and now she's grateful, thus begins the story of her love and obsession for John Kramer, the Jigsaw killer.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,277 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 9/24/2008
Tempest After Sun: Saw Drabbles by Kalika Barlow reviews
A series of Saw IV based drabbles. MarkOC MarkAmanda StrahmLindsay MarkLindsay JohnJill JohnAmanda
Saw - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Some Assembly Required by kdzl reviews
JJ/Reid one-shot. How to deal with a genius.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Of Chocolate, Books and Butterflies by mabelreid reviews
One shot A misunderstanding means a surprise for Reid on Valentine's Day. JJReid. A bit of fluff for the holidays!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2008 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Kayla's story by melissarxy1 reviews
This is a The Stand story. It introduces a character I will be using in my other The Stand story. Yet another revision. Reviews are greatly appriciated.
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Complete
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Expiration Dates reviews
A story set before, during, and after the events of The Fault in Our Stars from Issac's point-of-view. (Oops, was that politically incorrect?) What if Issac was in love with Hazel but had to repress it for Gus's sake? What if she died and he had to learn how to move on without his only friends? A story about unrequited love and moving on from tragedy. Eventual Issac/OC, Gus/Hazel
Fault in Our Stars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27 - [Isaac, OC] [Augustus W., Hazel L.]
From Disgust to Joy reviews
What if Tao went back to try to save Sam before Joy did? How would things be different? A story about the journey from disgust to joy.
Dreams of Joy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,167 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Joy, Tao - Complete
Written in Blood reviews
The heart cannot be involved. Emotionally there can be nothing there. But what happens when Hoffman can't learn to completely detach himself from his emotions, especially concerning Amanda? AMANDA/HOFFMAN fanfic about love, lust, and betrayal.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,647 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Amanda Y., Hoffman
Hoffman's Diary reviews
Hoffman's Diary, sequel to Amanda's Diary. What if Detective Mark Hoffman kept a diary? Parody. One-shot.
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Hoffman - Complete
Amanda's Diary reviews
A one-shot of Amanda's diary in a humorous yet true-to-her-character way. Warning - it's funny!
Saw - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Amanda Y. - Complete