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Author has written 11 stories for Redwall, Warriors, Beauty and the Beast, Wicked, Wolf Chronicles, and Doctor Who.
I am a Redwall/Warriors/Chronicles of Ancient Darkness/PJatO fan!! I will write fanfics for all of them!! So check 'em out once I post 'em!!
Movie I Wish There was a Page For: Camp, by Todd Graff
Name: Runs With Wolves
Age: Old enough to drive but not old enough to drink
Possible House at Hogwarts: Slytherin
( Warning, the randomness of the following may cause brain-damage.)
Cheese is eaten by mouse,
Mouse is eaten by rat,
Rat is eaten by cat,
Cat is chased by dog,
Dog is chased by human,
Human is chased by car,
Car is chased by bus,
Bus is afraid by plane,
Plane is afraid of jet,
Jet is afraid of military jet,
Military Jet is afraid of nothing but a nuclear bomb,
So all in all, a piece of cheese is afraid of a nuclear bomb.
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3 times the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster then a man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when we stand. A woman has read this entire post. A man is still looking at his thumb. -Repost if this made you smile. : )-
My Slogan: "I went to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies."
Redwall Alter Ego; (I finally broke down and created one)
Gender; Female, like that wasn't obvious
Appearance; pretty black fur with silver highlights, her eyes are like sapphires
Age; just into adult prime seasons
Personality; very adventurous, caring, brave, loyal to her friends, tries to treat others with courtesy and in an adult fashion but still enjoys skipping around like a Dibbun from time to time. Skilled in archery, knife wielding, and decent with a sword.
Harry Potter Alter Ego:
Name: Jade Salander
Blood Status: Pureblood
Boyfriend: Draco Malfoy
Appearance: Short, with long, flowing, curly golden blond hair. Large hazel eyes framed with thick, black lashes. Slender frame and very powerful witch.
Personality: Light, happy with a never ending love for Draco. She is very loyal to her friends and very dangerous to her enemies. Hates Pansy Parkinson and is friends with Hermione and the rest of the Golden Trio.
Lord of the Rings Alter Ego:
Appearance: Tall, thin, with long black tresses. Dazzling blue eyes.
Age: 223 (She is an elf after all).
Personality: Compassionate, brave, adventurous, and very, very loyal to those few she trusts. In love with Legolas. Good with knives, swords, bow and arrows.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
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Tree of Truth
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
PETA-People Eating Tasty Animals
Molly Weasley: NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!
I SUPPORT JACK SPARROW'S AWESOMENESS!
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
AAW is Addicted to All Werewolves Disorder.
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ATJB is Addicted to Jacob Black
If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you don't agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN 2007 WHEN...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. (not me)
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. (me)
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace. (not me)
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. (not me)
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (That's me!)
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. (don't have any friends right now)
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. (Wait, what?)
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. (Man, I'm stupid!:D)
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. (Yep!)
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. (no, i didn't
SO apparently, i don't live in 2007. I live in 2010!
1) In 2010 NASA is gonna stop launching shuttles (that's actually true)
2) The rabbit will never get his Trix so get over it (i wish i could)
3)Sasuke left the village so stop moping around in your room and find a new guy to like. (Who the hell is this guy?)
4)Sakura needs to stop trying to get Sasuke back he left so get over it (who the hell is this chick?)
6)I don't even know why I'm doing this (I'm doing it for the heck of it)
7)stop smoking your gonna die (i don't smoke)
9) I don't know why I did that (me neither)
10)I'm bored so this makes no sense (No, this makes sense for people who understand "2001 a space oddessy", the idiots on drugs!)
11)Your asking yourself why am I reading this (pretty much)
12) Just as your about to stop you realize there's no number 5 (i din't know that!scrolls up rapidly)
13)You go back up to check (yep i did)
14) Now you laugh at yourself stupidly knowing there was no number 5 ( i wasn't laughing)
15)You're getting a little pissed that I'm still writing (i'm not pissed)
16)You're really pissed at yourself cause you're still reading (No, i'm not)
17)I'm done and if you fell for this copy and paste this to your profile (that last part made no sense)
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
copy and paste this into your profile if you laughed until you peed...you know you did! or just repost it because you liked it
If you actually read to the bottom. I congratulate you. As a reward copy and paste this onto your profile!
Copy and Paste if someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have seen a movie so many times you can quote it word for word, and do so frequently, copy and paste.
If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.
It seems like everyone has a Myspace. If you don't have one, and see no point in having one, copy and paste.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
You Know You're an Author When:
1. You talk to yourself
2. You've spaced out for more than five minutes
3. You always seem to be typing in your head, and sometimes find yourself doing so on an imaginary keyboard.
4. You don't have a favorite song, you have multiple theme songs!
5. You have read a 250page book in less than a day
6. In every book/movie/show you have read/viewed, you make up at least three fanfictions about them in your head. (Or actually write them.)
6. Your writing teacher hated you. (none of mine actually did)
6. You failed English class (I've come close:/)
7. You didn't notice there were three #6's.
If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile
If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so secretly...)
If you get an "Oh My God" face when you ask somebody if they've ever heard of CATS and they say no copy and paste this onto your profile.
Choose your 6 favorite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
3. Rum Tum Tugger
4. Mr. Misoffelees
(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Bomba and Tugger have 2 kittens The older girl is named Electrica and she is red and yellow with black stripes, and has Bomba's personality. The boy named Socrates is a mini Tugger. He is sweet and small.
(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
Misto, Mungo, and Macavity are fighting for Teazer. Macavity wins.
(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Macavity has to cut off another one of the cats’ legs. He cuts Tuggers right leg. Misto grows it back for him with his magic.
Out of (2) and (4), who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Out of Teazer and Misto, Teazer has a better chance with Mungo.
(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Bomba creeps into Tugger and Mugojerrie’s den to find them about to pour water over Rumpleteazer. Misto and Teazer make a loud noise while coming to see what’s happening. Bomba, Tugger, and Rumple have to decide whether they should wake up Rumple or help Misto and Mungo.Rumple quickly makes her escape as Bomba shrieks and runs over to wake up Munkustrap, and Tugger Laughs.
Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Before he Cheats(Technically I think She would be better)-CarrieUnderwood
Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon - who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
Bomba discovers that her mate, Tugger doesn’t lover her anymore- Tugger loves Macavity. Macavity, however, secretly fancies Teazer. Teazer proclaims her love for Misto, but Misto and Mungo are happily together . Excepting the fact that Misto keeps dreaming about Bomba. . .
They all go on Oprah, and Mungo cries first upon discovering Misto’s dreams about Bomba. In the end Misto and Bomba are together, Macavity and Teazer are together, and Mungo is there to comfort a dejected Tugger.
The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be for certain kinds of Abortion
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Make your mother proud, don't smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath
If you are addicted to werewolves and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. (huh?) If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the hell of it copy this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you find yourself being called alot of different names, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that aweful Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.
If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire13, Kardula Bloodstone
If you're weird, copy this into your profile.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), MissVioletBaudelaire13(Peter Pevensi, Klaus Baudelaire, Duncan Quagmire, Quigley Quagmire), Kardula Bloodstone (Jacob Black, Percy Jackson, Jack Sparrow, 11th & 10th Doctor)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.
If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.
If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.
If you think Michael Phelps is a dolphin, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever stared at the computer screen, waiting for an email, because you have gone nowhere all day, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Vanessa Hudgens should just go die in a ditch copy this on your profile
If you LOVE A Series of Unfortunate Events, copy this onto your profile.
If you are random, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up and read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a window or glass door that you thought was an open doorway, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this onto your profile.
If you are guilty of sometimes using a British accent, even if you're not British, copy this onto your profile.
If you really like to quote things, copy this onto your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but also REALLY loud at times, copy this onto your profile.
Do you know that the average American reads only three books a year? If you believe that it's not possible to read so little, copy this onto your profile.
If you get way too excited about certain books/movies/TV show episodes coming out, copy this onto your profile.
If you sometimes find yourself narrating your life as if you were writing a story, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to slap those who don't, put this in your profile.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your parents/siblings/friends often get annoyed with you because you take more than an hour searching through books at the bookstore, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.
Ok this is for the Twilight fan-girls out there. Copy and paste this question thing onto your profile, but change the answers. Now what you do is after each question is answer: Jasper, Emmett, Edward, or Jacob. THIS IS PURELY OPTION BASED!!
1. Hottest: Jacob
2. Best Comforter: Jasper
3. Strongest: Emmett
4. Funniest: Emmett
5. Sweetest: Jacob
6. Most Caring: Jacob
7. Most Sensitive: Jacob
8. Most Interesting: Emmett
9. Friendliest: Jacob
10. My Prince Charming: Jacob!!!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, Edward-Elric-in-red/Allen-Walker-in-black, KaoruBC101z, Melori, SummerRose12, Kardula Bloodstone,