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Starkhaven is for Lovers by tinyfierce reviews
Long after the Arishok leaves Kirkwall and Hawke behind, she and Sebastian enter into an amicable yet loveless betrothal as they attempt to retake Starkhaven. But the road to the throne isn't easy, and neither is such an arrangement. Extended cameo by everyone's favorite Antivan elf.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,371 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zevran A., Sebastian V., Hawke (F)
Vantage Points and Relays by skywalker05 reviews
Drabbles from all parts of the ME universe. Lots of Shepard/Joker, other pairings may appear. 25. The fight with the clone was the first time EDI was ever completely divorced from the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker
A Star to Steer Her By by ShadesOfMauve reviews
Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,625 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Commander Shepard is Easily Distracted by Knightfall1138 reviews
Earth is burning, and Commander Shepard is the galaxy's only hope for repelling the Reaper invasion. Perfect time to catch a movie.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,837 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Shepard (M), Marauder Shields - Complete
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One by potterology reviews
How had she never noticed it before? How had she never appreciated what a miracle this planet was, how fortunate she was to have had a place there? - Shep. says goodbye. Mild spoilers for The Catalyst.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Packet Loss by virusq reviews
Shepard didn't expect to make it out of this one alive, but the light at the end of the tunnel could use a new hue. !ME3 SPOILERS! Language. Implied Shepard/Joker. Implied Joker/EDI.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Shepard (F), EDI - Complete
After by Tactical Nuclear Penguin reviews
Follows the life of Shepard after the end of ME2 to the beginning of ME3. More pairings will be touched in this piece then I'd care to admit. Can promise some JokerxShepard though.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,338 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Baby Steps by The Pale Bride reviews
Be careful what you wish for; you just might get it from someone more interested in the wording of your wish than the spirit. Joker explains to Shepard why'd he'd trade his brand-new, Cerberus-funded legs for the old broken ones in a heartbeat.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Justice Writes Friendfiction by KyeShgall reviews
In a style all his own and with a unique purpose. NSFW.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Justice, Varric T. - Complete
Reluctant by Regelrytteren reviews
He rarely leaves his chair on the bridge, and then only at times where most of the crew are asleep. He is the best damn helmsman in the fleet, and he does not need them. He just needs to be alone.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Liquid Courage by littleblackdog reviews
Now he was being pawed at by a very drunk, very handsy, very heavy mage. Not that he'd ever call Hawke heavy to her face, or anywhere she might hear him, or out loud ever. It was... an unconventional sort of courtship. Varric/F!Hawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Varric T., Hawke (M)
You're A God by redtrouble reviews
FemShep/Joker. Mostly T, some M-rated intimacy. Joker is in love with Commander Shepard, and his feelings have grown so much, he's not sure he can contain them. Funny thing is... she just might feel the same.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,807 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Three Words by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
Shoker - FemShep/Joker. What if someone told you they loved you at the worst possible time?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Shore Leave by meaninglessmonotony reviews
My first submission- Femshep. Sovereign has been defeated and the Normandy crew is in need of r&r. Contains ME spoilers and ME2 references. Femshep/Joker, Ashley, Tali, Liara, Pressly, and a few minor OCs. Please comment!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Effortless Grace by KyeShgall reviews
If asked, Varric would have said that he opened the door and crossed the threshold because he was concerned. 'Concerned' suited him. It was a good word: a stern, solid, manly sort of word. AU for suggested feelings beyond friendship. Oneshot... for now.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
Parental License by KyeShgall reviews
Varric broke up all the fighting with a clever ruse. It was fatherly of him, of course, because parents are always gaining the upper hand by tricking their children. AU for suggested Varric/Hawke romance. M for innuendo and muttered oaths. Oneshot.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
Happily Ever After With Goats by estuesday reviews
The tale Varric told the Seekers wasn't the end of their story. From Orlais to Antiva, the high seas to an isolated farm, Hawke has a long way left to go. One can only hope the goats survive her passage. Hawke/Varric, past Hawke/Anders and Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hawke (M), Varric T. - Complete
Brittle Bones, Tender Touch by KiwiDayDreams reviews
Joker's claims about being a ladies' man drives Shepard into daring him to prove it. She never suspects that he would take on her challenge and discover her well-guarded secret! Unabashed Shoker banter and mature content ahead!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Naumachiae by skywalker05 reviews
A spacecraft isn't quite like a home; it takes longer to get settled in, and even once you do there's always the feeling that at any moment you might start falling. Joker blames Shepard for the death of the Normandy. J/S
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Live Feed by skywalker05 reviews
"There's more people watching cameras on this ship than in the average high security vault." Kasumi smiled at Shepard. "And they're all trying to find out why you're wearing a dress." femShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
Five Times by skywalker05 reviews
Five times she told him she hated him. femShep/Joker.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F)
And This Long Wake of Phosphor by skywalker05 reviews
Thirteen reactions to Shepard's death, and one to her rebirth.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
Alternate Universe by skywalker05 reviews
"It's gonna hurt. That's how it works." After her rebirth Shepard watches a movie version of the battle against Saren and thinks about her old life, and the voice in her ear that never seemed to leave. Mild FShep/Joker. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Of Spaceships and Starlight by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshot, by request. Shoker and JoDI with a twist. Pure lemon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
the Fascination with the Prince by wtvoc reviews
Curious how you can know a guy for years and still find out something about him that's utterly... fascinating. Written from a prompt for Kink in the Bones- there's yer warning. Rated M for good reasons.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Never Quite Simple by Pairadox Timeline reviews
The Doctor's decision after the Time War makes a dramatic impact on his life and the lives of others. The mirror shows him nothing he wants to see, so he looks through other eyes.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,558 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Optimal Capacity by skywalker05 reviews
There are books thumbed open in the viewing deck, but their crumbled pages and broken spines say that no one found answers in them. EDI's point of view after a handful of crewmembers are killed in the suicide mission. Oneshot; Shoker if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Published: 3/26/2010 - EDI, Joker
Alternating Reality by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The Doctor is burning, his hearts and his love, bound up in the dancing flame that is the woman who holds all three. The Time War is ending again, and she has given him that, along with all the very best of her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
The Thane Krios Experience by littleblackdog reviews
Nervous about the mechanics of blowing off steam with a human, Garrus seeks advice about the bane of xeno-loving turians throughout the galaxy— how is this kissing thing supposed to work, especially when you’ve got no lips? Garrus/Shepard, Garrus/Thane.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Blind as a Bat by Zing-baby reviews
Between dying and working for Cerberus, Shepard has begun to fear she is losing herself. Only her best friend can help her retain her sanity. But in the midst of comfort, they discover together that they are meant to hold more than that. Shoker, Rated M.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Detailed Instructions by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
In the right hand corner, there was a tiny, tiny little red word and an arrow. Rose sauntered off to find the Doctor. She was probably going to get into trouble, but her life was just like that. After all, who was she to ignore such detailed instructions?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/27/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Valentine's Day by virusq reviews
It's Valentine's Day aboard the SR2 Normandy. Saving the galaxy from Reapers is easy. Buying gifts may just well be hell. Joker/FemShep, implied Miranda/Jacob.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Shepard (F), Joker - Complete
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
Exsanguinate by wtvoc reviews
AU. Three years had gone by; neither of them are who they used to be. Please note: the story is rated M and contains much angst and a supernatural element.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Of Steel and Stone by littleblackdog reviews
The exiled princess and the illegitimate prince— a romance between cultures, comrades, and cast-offs. A series of missing scenes. Not in chronological order, just moments in time. Rated for sexuality and some violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,573 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Aeducan, Alistair
Five Things He Taught Her and One He Didn't by Green Amber reviews
For a demon king trapped in a weak, worthless body, human life is the most terrifying torture possible.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Illyria, Wesley W.P. - Complete
the Nudge from the Actuary by wtvoc reviews
Thank whoever needs to be thanked for brick walls- they really are very solid structures. Oneshot, from a prompt given by SSJL. Rated M for Agent Booth telling Dr. Brennan like it is.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2009 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Broken by Alice laughed reviews
Claire's mom took their family away shortly after finding out about Quil. The implications of a broken imprint are far reaching and can impact you - body and soul. The bond is deeper than anyone ever realized.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,944 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Claire, Quil Jr.
Fabrications by skywalker05 reviews
GlaDOS said, "I do not think you understand the gravity of the situation." But he did understand. Because along with being an Aperture Science employee, he was her father.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Tanqueray & Tonic and Other Assorted Cocktales by wtvoc reviews
side notes from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by jandco and withthevampsofcourse. outtakes, if you will. starting with emmett. rated M for well... sexytimes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,062 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3825 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 1,761 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Xun by sinvraal reviews
The Normandy's outspoken pilot has an unexpected run-in with the other side. Post-game.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,095 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Very Cullen Christmas by jandco reviews
Come, little elf. Join jandco and withthevampsofcourse as they present to you the winners of their Christmas Collaboration Contest. Rated M for gratuitous use of candy canes and Santa Claus fetishes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,798 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008
Menthe de Romp by le jen reviews
Ohe Shot... Happens when Bella and Edward visit her mom and dad, things get refreshingly, HOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete