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Author has written 6 stories for Sisters Grimm, and Powerpuff Girls.

About Me

Favorite books:

1. It's hard to name my top favorite so I'll leave this one blank.
1. Harry Potter series
2. Shakespeare (The Taming of the Shrew is actually very funny, even though Shakespeare's being a major chauvinist just writing it.)

Let's see. Oh, I live in the Sunshine State. My favorite animals are white bangle tigers and Orca whales. Did I mention my insane friends? I like writing things. Stories about mysteries and stuff. I was doing one for a project at school.

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Stories

6/15/11

I honestly don't know when I'll get back to the Grimm Family Therapy. I'm very ADD when it comes to writing, so I may never actually finish the story, and I don't want to post chapters if I don't know where the story will end up. Sorry, guys.


Awesome Quotes

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain

I always prefer to believe the best of everybody, it saves so much trouble. Rudyard Kipling

I'm not random, I just have many thoughts. unknown

A person is a person, no matter how small... Dr. Seuss

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney

The more that you read, the more you will know. The more that your learn, the more places you’ll go. Dr. Seuss

You know you’re in love when can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Dr. Seuss

You do not lead by hitting people over the head- that's assault, not leadership. Dwight D. Eisenhower

I've always said that in politics, you're enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. Ann Richards

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. Aristotle

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

Well behaved women rarely make history. Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

I have a real soft spot in my heart for librarians and people who care about books. Ann Richards

There are two motives for reading a book: one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. Bertrand Russell

All books are divisible into two classes, the books of the hour, and the books of all time. John Ruskin

In the case of good books, the point is not how many of them you can get through, but rather how many can get through to you. Mortimer Adler

A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong gives it a superficial appearance of being right. Thomas Paine

A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts. Herbert V. Prochnow

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. Amos Bronson Alcott

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert Einstein

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. Mark Twain

I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells. Dr. Seuss

I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things. Dorothy Parker

The Poet's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen, some beautiful poems that are a favorite of mine...

"Into love and out again,
Thus I went and thus I go.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen:
Well and bitterly I know
All the songs were ever sung,
All the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young,
Someone dropped me on my head?"
Dorothy Parker

"There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine:
This living, this living, this living,
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle —
Would you kindly direct me to hell?"
Dorothy Parker

"My love runs by like a day in June,
And he makes no friends of sorrows.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon
In the pathway or the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start
Nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart —
And I wish somebody'd shoot him."
Dorothy Parker

"Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)"
Dorothy Parker... duh.

"Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful.
You might as well live."
Dorothy Parker

"I think that I shall never know
Why I am thus, and I am so.
Around me, other girls inspire
In men the rush and roar of fire,
The sweet transparency of glass,
The tenderness of April grass,
The durability of granite;
But me- I don't know how to plan it.
The lads I've met in Cupid's deadlock
Were- shall we say?- born out of wedlock.
They broke my heart, they stilled my song,
And said they had to run along,
Explaining, so to sop my tears,
First came their parents or careers.
But ever does experience
Deny me wisdom, calm, and sense!
Though she's a fool who seeks to capture
The twenty-first fine, careless rapture,
I must go on, till ends my rope,
Who from my birth was cursed with hope.
A heart in half is chaste, archaic;
But mine resembles a mosaic-
The thing's become ridiculous!
Why am I so? Why am I thus?"
Dorothy Parker... You know what, just anything by Dorothy Parker is amazingly awesome!

"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."
Robert Frost (gotcha)

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this and this gives life to thee."
William Shakespeare

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Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 3928 - Favs: 4,325 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 6,684 - Follows: 6,676 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32126 - Favs: 18,987 - Follows: 15,567 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stories of the Saccharine Kind by xmmconfesses reviews
HPDM Slash. Fluff & Humour! Draco and Harry may not be exactly the same, they’re probably completely different. But like two pieces of a jigsaw, that are rarely the same shape, they're perfect for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hurricane by Dark K. Sly reviews
He only ever wanted to bring Sirius back, but in Harry's life nothing ever goes the way he wants it to. .LokixHary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,579 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 3,715 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
More Than Human by sbj reviews
There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 286,235 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,363 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 1/31/2009
The Adventure of the Civil Partnership by Rairakku1234 reviews
Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,433 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Misery Loves Company by MaybeWolf reviews
Tori's relationship with Trina is a mess, Beck and Jade are fighting, and Robbie is just a mess in general. COMPLETE.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,423 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Robbie S., Tori V. - Complete
Seraphs and Phoenix Wings by daksgirl reviews
A story about dysfunctional angel families and father issues. Team Free Will and Gabriel are looking for a way to stop the devil, but Lucifer has his own dark agenda involving the horsemen. And why is the devil so interested in Castiel?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,961 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Motorcycle by SoulMalady reviews
It's been five years since the war and Harry is acting a bit strange around Draco. What the hell is going on and why are there two Potters who have starkly contrasting personalities?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Roundabout Way by kellegirl reviews
Veela are very sexual creatures, and when Harry wakes up on his 18th birthday he finds himself unbelievably horny all day long. Draco walks in on him in a restroom and finds Harry wanking and offers to help. Bonded as mates, how will they cope? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,254 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Anyone for Scrabble? by Fr333bird reviews
McGonagall's inter-house unity nights bring Harry and Draco closer than they ever would have thought possible. Originally a one shot, now with a sequel. Muggle games, broom cupboards, fluff, humour, smut. Hogwarts 8th year fic, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yours, Mine, and Ours by AlexJanna reviews
After his wife leaves and abandons their children, Harry doesn't think he or his kids will ever heal. But a chance meeting with an old nemesis in Diagon, various childish schemes, and a bit of quick upheaval make Harry see his life's not all irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,710 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 2,523 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
28 by mintbanana reviews
She has 28 days, but if he's to be believed, she's losing this one either way. Reds. Completed.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,758 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Wingardium Leviosa! by Becoming-Obsessed reviews
When Harry runs across a very ill Scorpius Malfoy and his rather exhausted & attractive father, neither knew it would lead to pushing back a looming death date & involve a lot of life, unconventional love, a unicorn & plenty of apples. HPDM. Rate changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,329 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rise of the Wolf by scarsgirl reviews
By the light of a full moon Draco discovers Neville's secret. Draco/Neville and canon pairings. Warning: Contains scenes of animal dominance behaviors that some could find squicky. Update: There is a timestamp for this verse: Rise of the Wolf:The Choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,395 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Mutant Son by Nacomah reviews
X-Men Movie Verse/HP Crossover. SLASH non-graphic. The Order discovers that Voldemort has an heir, a mutant named St. John Allerdyce. They bring him back to Headquarters where he meets the boy wonder. A relationship develops made more dangerous by the vicious war of which both are a part.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 238,350 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
Shotgun by Misery Loves Fanfics reviews
A collection of drabbles with a Kevin/Ben theme. Updates on Sundays.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,826 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Ben T., Kevin
Tempest tost by pretense reviews
You'll never miss the water until its gone... well good, because I wasn't planning on missing him in the first place. Luke/Percy, making up for lost time. COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,897 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Sleepwalking Saviour by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,934 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Savior's Calling by slavetothepen reviews
[UP FOR ADOPTION] In a world without Harry Potter, Voldemort reigns supreme while the Order tries to rebel against him. Desperate, the Order uses a dark and ancient spell to bring forth a hero. A hero who already defeated Voldemort. HP/DM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,024 - Reviews: 1725 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 629 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Dark Prince by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Three years after his imprisonment, Ghost King Pariah Dark breaks free from the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep. He gives his nemesis Danny Phantom a choice; to have everything Danny ever loved laid to waste, or to become Pariah's bride. DP/PD
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,112 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Danny F., Pariah D. - Complete
Encantado by Onaxe reviews
Harry/Draco SLASH. When Draco reverts to his creature heritage, Harry is determined to find a cure at the same time as hunting down the dark wizard responsible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Idiosyncrasy by SeBriar reviews
A series of prompts relating to any combination of RrB/PpG
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,446 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Brick, Blossom
True Love's Curse by MertleYuts reviews
True Love is a funny thing, and by funny I mean hateful, manipulative, and downright mean. I am supposed to be running through fairy tales until I kiss my true love and escape from this curse. So what am I supposed to do when "True Love" chose wrong!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 160,026 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Love is a Battlefield by peroxidepest17 reviews
Cas makes new friends and Dean hates them a lot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,556 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Slowly Dawning Attraction by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,098 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Marginal Notes by Blame Brampton reviews
When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,692 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,325 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
No Matter What by Ayns and Sky reviews
Epic Puck/Sabrina story with older teen content.Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes. Do NOT read if not suitable, or sensitive. Pre book5, AUish, EPIC. -FINISHED-
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 387,012 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Wanted: Fairy Godmother by Backroads reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
OneHundred Word Challenge by Cannibalistic Skittles reviews
One hundred words, one hundred stories. Sisters Grimm stories! On another note, I found a name for PuckxSabrina: Puckabrina! ...I didn't come up with it... Woo! Number 38 is now written and done! The sixth chapter of 100 is complete!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amelioration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco return to school for their 8th year, and things are so much different without Harry's imminent threat of being destroyed. What can they possibly do to lighten things up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Abdicate by TheeMizKitty reviews
Abdicate: to formally give up a position or responsibility. Draco no longer wants to be Harry's enemy, but rather something else. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10976 - Favs: 14,605 - Follows: 5,893 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Surprising the Dursleys by RyuuMahou reviews
Someone's about to spring a surprise visit to the Dursleys for a very special night. Dedicated to TheGingerbreadMan15! Thanks for the suggestion! Unedited!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2794 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Said The Tortoise to the Hare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 132 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Lack of Color by beakanoma reviews
Part 1 Complete. In his fourth year, Harry falls for fellow Hogwarts student and Triwizard champion, Cedric Diggory. Part 1 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for some slight sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,609 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 2,246 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Renaissance by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry awakens after a long sleep to find things terribly changed. He's not in an alternate universe... it just seems like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trading Spaces by SnippyandSnarky reviews
New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,161 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He's a WHAT? by Ana-chan86 reviews
He could have been anything. A Goblin. An Orc. A Mountain Troll. Hell, he could have been the King of Dwarves for all Harry cared. But NO, of all the magical creatures, Draco Malfoy had to be a vampire. DMHP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,934 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Thesaurus by La Mentira reviews
Harry/Draco. Draco buys a thesaurus for Harry. Harry gets an idea. Pretty tame. Kissing and innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Cockatiel by Gryvon reviews
Lassiter/Shawn slash. Shawn's next case turns out to be more than he expected. He's got more than keen observational powers at his disposal, thanks to a run-in with a true fortune-teller who leaves him with psychic abilities of his own.
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,045 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/11/2008 - [Carlton L., Shawn S.] - Complete
Reality by Crimson Tempesta reviews
I hate Fairy Tales. Which is why it's just my luck that I'm stuck going through a billion fairy tales. Oh joy. But it gets better. I have to kiss my True Love at the end of each fairy tale. And I just found out my True Love is Phoenix. My worst enemy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,031 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 6/22/2005
A Second Chance At Happiness by Roozette reviews
Two years after the final battle Harry Potter has endured devestating losses including his love Draco Malfoy. Then Hermione comes up with a plan go back to before the curse began and try again. A second chance at love, at happiness...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,434 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Marriage Stone by Josephine Darcy reviews
SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 381,147 - Reviews: 13796 - Favs: 8,575 - Follows: 7,057 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oath Breaker by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,987 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Keep It Simple, Stupid by Lomonaaeren reviews
NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,651 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tunnel Vision by captainkodak1 reviews
Kim and Ron are now lost in time. They have faced the Titanic, the Civil war, seen the Wright Brothers, lived through WWII, and the Old West. They are home now coping with what has happened.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 136,422 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't Speak by mintaminta reviews
Harry's finally lost it and managed to bring his school nemesis down with him. But when Harry & Draco are forced to embark on their altered lives together they both reveal the dark sides in them that have rarely been brought to light. Slash, STRONG M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Better Man by Valandar reviews
Vernon changed in the beginning to be a better man, thanks to a wish. How will this affect Harry, and the entire Wizarding World? Now complete! Please R&R. AU, HPGW, RWHG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 192,896 - Reviews: 1649 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10084 - Favs: 14,402 - Follows: 4,298 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3468 - Favs: 7,644 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6096 - Favs: 3,425 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2711 - Favs: 6,598 - Follows: 471 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 3,351 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4388 - Favs: 5,008 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,323 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unthinkable Thoughts by Aidan Lynch reviews
**THIS FIC IS FINALLY COMPLETE!!!** The last part of this H/D slash tale sees our two heroes face up to their biggest issue yet, and a great deal hinges on how they cope...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,567 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/22/2002 - Published: 11/10/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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Of Brick and Blossom reviews
Blossom's sick, and her powers are short-circuiting. It's up to Brick to keep his girlfriend safe from the dastardly villains plotting her demise, but that's harder than it seems when said girlfriend would rather kick butt than lie in bed.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,020 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
The Little Black Dress reviews
It's the day before graduation, and all through the house, all the seniors are partying, scaring the mouse. It seems like Blossom's the only one not having fun. One-shot.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Reading You reviews
This was originally meant to be a one-shot, but I added a short drabble: Brick left Townsville two years ago, promised of fame and fortune. Along the way, he discovered that not everything is worth giving up.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
That's Entertainment reviews
Blossom simply wants to enjoy the school play, but that's impossible with Brick sitting next to her, acting like an obnoxious moviegoer. Reds one-shot. Rated T for some in-play innuendos.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blossom, Brick - Complete
Felicity and Bliss reviews
My 100 word challange for Cannabalistic skittles. Wacky one shots and mini stories. Let's all delve into the semi-average life of a Grimm... Rated T.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,811 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sabrina G., Puck
The Princess and the Trickster reviews
At first this started out as something, but then I just went kind of crazy with it. Who said it isn't fun to mess with people's dreams? Spongebob sure loved it!
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Puck, Sabrina G.