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Joined 11-05-08, id: 1734399, Profile Updated: 02-09-11
Author has written 12 stories for Twilight, and Misfits, 2009.

Kelly. 25. Procrastinator extraordinaire.

All the information that was on my profile (including reccs and links), can now be found at this Livejournal entry

I write screenplays ever once in a while. I wrote my own New Moon Script. If you want to give it a read, download it from Mediafire here

Twitter: @gangsterdorothy

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14736 - Favs: 12,466 - Follows: 5,662 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10703 - Favs: 11,999 - Follows: 12,581 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8208 - Favs: 4,769 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
An Unfortunate Look Into Bella's Lovesick Psyche by petitebelette reviews
Bella is new in Forks, and she's already crushing on Edward Cullen. Edward Cullen, a misunderstood poet, is totally crushing on Bella Swan, but he has a few secrets-including a rep as a dangerous bad boy and the town pariah. AU/AH, adult themes, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,108 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Ballad of Jon and Judy by crackbabby reviews
An alternate ending to Eclipse, told through the mouths of pandas. Oh, and a squirrel. A collaboration with dirtymaggiemae.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2560 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5642 - Favs: 5,180 - Follows: 4,554 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Citizen Erased by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Disoriented after her transformation into a vampire, Bella struggles with amnesia. As she learns to control her new powers and abilities, she must also come to terms with what she is ... and with the vampire she doesn’t remember marrying.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,887 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wayfaring by gallantcorkscrews reviews
New Moon AU. Edward returns home from Volterra to a wary Bella. Edward talks about his ugly past. Bella goes shooting. Racism themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7771 - Favs: 9,372 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Price is Right by Princess Bertha reviews
The Cullens lose all their money in an economic downturn and Edward is forced into the world's oldest profession. What could be better? Humor, obviously. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
Physical Telepathy by caligula42 reviews
AU. One-shot. A more tasteful attempt at smut-if there is such a thing-exploring how Bella and Edward might have actually spent their wedding night. Breaking Dawn is not necessary to this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1728 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
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The Misadventures of Superheroes and Vamps reviews
Your five favorite ASBOs are asked by the Cullens to help them out with a task that will affect all. What do you get when you combine the heroes of Misfits and the vampires of Twilight? Misadventures, of course.
Crossover - Twilight & Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
I Don't Care Much reviews
Edward can't help but fight, but what happens when its not enough anymore? "I'd rather sing than suffer." Slash/Backslash O/S Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Only Little Girls reviews
One day, Bella wandered into the woods and came across a mysterious creature. Captivated by it, she begins her long association with it. But where will it take her? A short fantasy fairytale story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,498 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boom, Bark, Bang, Blast reviews
One event, four different outcomes. What if one thing about you changed the end result? Some violence. O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tammi Tallulah Takes Edward and Bella reviews
Edward and Bella’s paths will cross when they must get their hands on the hottest doll of the season. Their last chance comes from a contest giving away five dolls around NYC. Can they get the doll and each other? Twific Gift Exchange fic for Lillybellis
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,511 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burning The Edges reviews
Bella is an anti-social pyro with a colorful personality. However, she soon begins to make friends, face enemies, learn what her family means, and finds out some things she never knew she was missing in her life. AH, AU, OOC mostly for Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 148,451 - Reviews: 1034 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
25 Reasons reviews
‘What is it that you want?’…‘You, honestly’. The story of a sure and unsure man. 100 word chapters. Twilight Twenty Five. Slash Edward/Jasper. Dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
My Twilight 25 Entries reviews
My entries for The Twilight 25 contest, containing a variety of drabbles/one-shots with many Twilight characters. Rated M for safety right now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Trimming The Edges reviews
Outtakes and other assortments related to Burning The Edges
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Edward, Bella
Whit A Bit Of Lock reviews
*For The Love Of Jasper One Shot Contest Entry* Doc Whitlock and Easy E are hosts of a late night radio love/life advice show. It's a typical night until they get a call from a woman in a prickly situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
And Then There's Morning reviews
One shot for the gazebo Charlie challenge. Charlie comes home to an empty house. He doesn’t know where Bella is. His two societal roles struggle to keep him in check as he searches to find out where Bella is. Set in Chapter 3 of NM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete
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