Suri Kitsuneshi
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Joined 11-05-08, id: 1734412, Profile Updated: 06-23-09
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Tv Shows, Muhyo & Roji, and League of Super Evil.

My name's Suri Kitsuneshi. I'm a rookie writer, as you can see... My characters tend to be slightly evil (often pyros, schizophrenics, or sadomasochists), very smart, and abhoring of most god-fearing religions.. Like myself. My two current stories, Hoshi Mikazuki and Russian Housemaid of Metrotown, are going to be very, very long, chances are. If I start any more, or have many stories going at once, it's simply because I write similar to Stephen King. I write something, then I take a break and write something else, then I go back to the first thing. It took King 10 years to finish The Stand. He's my hero. I don't care what he said about the American armed forces. He's still my Mr. Rogers, along with Bob Ross. (If you don't know who Bob is, you have not yet lived.)

My new story, Russian Housemaid of Metrotown, is just something to sharpen my writing skills while I work on another story I'll post soon enough, called Goddess of Death. It's a Hellsing story using my main OC, Suri Kitsuneshi. I SIDE WITH MILLENNIUM! :P I'm also discontinuing Spiderwebs, and I might delete it soon. It's just so boring to start stories out when you're not interested in that show anymore. It's mostly because Superjail doesn't have any new episodes. Come on, Augenblick! Give me something to work with.

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Evil needs a Boost by The Evil Overlord Crazy L reviews
Dr. Frogg has tried to be evil without Voltar before, but he failed. However, where he failed; he will improve. Changing his luck and bravery, Dr. Frogg finally can go alone and be evil with success, but will Voltar and the others be alright with this?
League of Super Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Boat Trip, Justice, and Sidekicks by chibi-beckett reviews
Tale of two stories. The League are looking for a bit of relaxation while Gene is looking for a chance to finally grab a sidekick, all on the same cruise ship. Will be very Mature in later chapters. Gene/Oc, Frogg/Voltar, Red/OC
League of Super Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,076 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
What a Great Plan by White Speakers reviews
Cute, characteristic porn. I kept to the characters fairly well. Nearly poetic, but not as gay. Enjoy. :o Second chaptah up! Not a must read, as it isn't as *aherm* 'sexy' as the previous chapter! It's mostly sad, cute and fluffy. Third chapter coming!
League of Super Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
God is Watching by want your rad bromance reviews
Szayel/Cirucci: "The eternal phoenix stares down at the sullied swallow and preens in the glory of his rebirth; she flaps a single wing in vain hopes of reaching one of the bloody feathers that fall from his breast." Not for the kiddies. Dark, citrusy.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Szayelaporro G., Cirucci T. - Complete
My Slip N' Slide! by FaeTholomew reviews
for QueenStarOriginals, something I promised for her before school ended, so here it goes, Steven the Drummer of Guns N' Roses has a problem, he wants to take both Slash and Axl on his slipn'slide, but whats gonna happen?Threesome don't like dont read!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Complete
Stranded by Legal - Assasin 101 reviews
Dok And The Major Get Stranded In London In The Late 1800's And When The Major Wanders Off, He Encounters A Certain " Demon Barber" Major X Sweeney Todd R/R Please?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - The Major
Bittersweet Symphony by Angelsaurus reviews
Her relationship with him had always alternated between dependency and antagonism, but when football season is over, Tsuyumine Meg faces an unexpected challenge that will force her to decide, once and for all, what Habashira Rui really means to her.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,137 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - M. Tsuyumine, R. Habashira - Complete
Home Movies: The Next Generation by B-MillerX reviews
What happens when you suddenly feel replaced? What happens when that replacement is the only one who could pass on your childhood dreams? Join the cast of Home Movies over the years to find what exactly happened after Brendon's 'shattered' memories.
Home Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/20/2008
First by AbstractError reviews
Ishida's first...everything. Szayel Aporro / Ishida, lemony fresh.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Uryuu I., Szayelaporro G. - Complete
How the War Was Lost by The-Other-Ghostwriter reviews
Before Integra can kill the Major, the tide is turned and Seras is forced to endure life as a soldier of Millennium--and the Major's disturbing attentions. Strong lemon SxM; implied IxM.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,164 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Seras, The Major - Complete
Pink and Green by The Neliel Tu reviews
Szayel Aporro Granz x Neliel Tu Oderschvank. Szayel wants to use Nel as a strange experiment, but it's slowly becoming more than that! Lemony, kinky, awesome. Total crack.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Szayelaporro G., Neliel T. O./Nel
Easy For You To Say by Atlantic Jewel reviews
A one shot, I was bored at 3:29 in the morning, and so I wrote this. It's got Girom in it, could lead to a full fanfic if I feel like it...rated T for safety...
MÄR - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
This is Now by Riverflame reviews
EnderAlai slash. "That was then. This is now." Not much to summarize. Takes place on Eros, before Ender saves the world. Angst warnings.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2004
Forever Darkness by Princess Joy reviews
The Abbe is trapped, trapped in a dark tower, kept hidden away from the world. Will he get out with the help of a strange girl?...please R&R and enjoy!
Quills - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,839 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/7/2002 - Published: 7/18/2002
Ender by Arsahi reviews
Ahhh this is my sequel to "Try Not to Be Wrong", the Ender/Alai slash fic I wrote a while back. I know it's short, but...r&r if you will, and before you read this make sure you've read "Try Not to Be Wrong" first.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2002 - Complete
American Pie: Ender's Game Version by Tsukiyono Selphie reviews
I parodied Weird Al's Version of American Pie...
Orson Scott Card - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2001
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The Russian Housemaid of Metrotown reviews
The Association of Evil supervillains prank LOSE by sending a maid... As a way of saying 'CLEAN UP YOUR ACT' Needless to say, she decides to stay with LOSE. She has nowhere to live, anyway. Doktor FroggxOC, possible Red MenacexOC
League of Super Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009
Hoshi Mikazuki reviews
Rated T for cursing and alot of blasphemey. Mikazuki, 6-year-old genius, is being haunted by her abusive mother. WHO YA GONNA CALL..? Her older brother Roji, since the ghostbusters were busy.. And who is this mysterious young boy that employs him?
Muhyo & Roji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008
Spiderwebs reviews
Superjail fanfiction Orphaned troublemaker, stoner, and goth Carrie 'Spider' Anderson is sister to creepy She-male Alice Anderson, head of prison security at Superjail. On account of Spider's friends, Faerie and Orphan, she is now the Warden's bodyguard.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008