Kita the Spaz
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Joined 11-06-08, id: 1734575, Profile Updated: 07-28-10
Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.

Not sure what to say here. I never know what to write about myself. My name's Kita and yes, I am a spaz. Once a part of the writing partnership of Lithium-Delusions, though since I haven't heard from my co-writer in months, not so sure about that anymore.

Some of you know me from LiveJournal and the kakairu comm there.

I write Naruto fanfiction. Mostly Kakshi and Iruka, with a sprinkling of side pairings. I also write a really good Tsunade. Or so I have been told.

The people who mean the world to me in my writing and my best support group. Kiterie, micah.n10, demondreams, beasiesgal, alstarryn, ookamikasumi, stinky_horowitz, and more that I can't even think of right now. (it's 4 in the AM) If I forgot you, poke me and I'll add you to the list.


I have FANART!! Check out the lovely picture of Shimo being held by Kakashi (from Mission's Gift)!! Molest Beasiesgal for drawing it!

Fanart for "A Good Book" by dawls85

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Burn for You by KakashiSauce reviews
The war is finally over, and the village of Konoha is trying to pick up the pieces. Iruka is trying his best to work with the children, but adjusting after such a dark battle isn't easy for everyone. Especially Iruka, who is becoming more and more mesmerized with the village's new Hokage, Kakashi. KakaIru. Yaoi. Warning: If you are behind on the manga this may contain spoilers
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Shacking Up by Swiss Army Knife reviews
By order of the hokage, Kakashi and Iruka are forced to live together for a month...and masquerade as fishermen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Mythos of a Shepherd by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Ambassadors from Grass come to Konoha in search of a legendary teacher, yet no one in the village matches their description. However, when it becomes clear that these shinobi bring a tempting offer, the Godaime must make a difficult decision.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,419 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Ripples in an Ocean by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Stories exploring the character and relationships of Iruka-sensei. Chapter Summary: The definition of value in a shinobi society, as seen throughout Iruka's life; Additional character - Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 61,252 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Strangely Together, Uniquely Apart by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Kakashi volunteers to take a mission with Iruka based on idle curiosity, but he discovers more about his fellow shinobi than he originally intended.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Stranger Situations by DarkAuroran reviews
Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 150,855 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
I've Got You by DarkAuroran reviews
A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,532 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Appointment by Cirrat reviews
Pein decimated Konoha and shinobi living in the cluster of temporary huts hear strange noises in the night. But what has Iruka to do with it? Mild language, hints of yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Mystic Minds by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi has always been comfortable in his cynical perception of the world. However, when he is sent to interview a reclusive doctor rumoured to have mystical powers of healing, a new world opens where the word 'Impossible' doesn't exist. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
For the Love of my Friends by Foxie-sama reviews
NaruHina For Naruto, time was always of the essence, especially when he knew everything that would come to pass and only had a certain amount of time to change it all. WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 522,144 - Reviews: 5582 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Long Road Home by KakashiKrazed reviews
When Kakashi is feared dead and Iruka is sent to find his body, can they manage to survive when blood ties threaten to destroy all they know?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,312 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Grudgingly Acquainted by micah.n10 reviews
A collection of one-shots following both Kakashi and Iruka’s adolescent interactions... because every Genin and ANBU should have a friend, whether they want one or not. KakaIru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Fireflies at Midnight by micah.n10 reviews
Every family has their traditions; Iruka, Kakashi and their son are no different. Set in Kita's "Mission's Gift" universe. KakaIru. YAOI. ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Doggy Style by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
In which Kakashi and Iruka have a romantic date. Or try to. Silly and pointless KakaIru fluff!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Dispute of Shades by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi's in a panic! Iruka can't figure out how a few shades difference can turn his normally calm lover into an unstable, semi-homicidal maniac. My crack fic. It had to be done! KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Iruka's obsession by aidan bard reviews
There are so many fics with Kakashi stalks Iruka angle I thought I’ll give it a reverse spin. Iruka is obsessed with Kakashi and just when he thinks things are going to work between them ... slash...that is m/m/ Don't like. Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,772 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Touchstone by Sunlight through Leaves reviews
Kakairu 'And when we fall through their window in the dead of the night, bleeding all over their stuff, we need someone who will yell at us for being an idiot, but will still treat our wounds and keep us from dying in the middle of their living room.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,404 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
What It Takes To Be A Teacher by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete Iruka's had a long day with parents and rants to Kakashi on what's necessary to teach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bibliotherapy by Snowcleo reviews
A young jounin discovers an interesting new bookstore. Kakashi x Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 353 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Master and Hound by Erithil reviews
They don’t call him Master, for even though he wore his likeness, he was not him. A Kakashi centric oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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Smoke and Shadows reviews
Kakashi was always expecting that jab, that hit, that hug to be the one to shatter the illusion of reality. It's all a shadow-play made of smoke and deception, because, after all, Iruka's not real.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Blood for Blood reviews
When a noble is murdered and the blame falls on Iruka, trouble comes in spades and Iruka might have to take his life into his own hands. A diplomatic incident or the life of one chuunin schoolteacher?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Do I Want to Know? reviews
Crack. Sometimes, Iruka wants to pretend he doesn't know Kakashi. This is one of those times.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Good Book reviews
Crack. Trapped inside with a very, very bored jounin is not fun, particularly when all Iruka wants to do is read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
There Should Be Rules About Days Like This reviews
Unadulterated crack. Written on the prompts of "a monkey's uncle, banana peels, lilacs, and the line 'Don't look at me! I have nothing to do with this'" This is why Iruka should never get drunk and plan pranks with Kakashi's help. EVER.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
To Run With the Pack reviews
The sequel to Whiskers Round the Moon. It's been several months since Iruka returned the copy-nin to the village, and things are as normal as they're ever going to get. But what if you don't want normal? Don't want the status quo?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Whiskers Round the Moon reviews
An injured Iruka is saved from death by a most unusual pack of wolves, and discovers that the leader of the pack is something more. But the discovery may do him no good if the poison in his blood finishes what it started.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Somewhere reviews
Always so near and yet just out of reach, Jiraiya would offer her comfort if she would only accept it. Set during the search for the fifth Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Breaking the Habit reviews
Sometimes ghosts speak in the dead of the night and refuse to be drowned out by drink. Tsunade reflects on a lost one. Written for ookamikasumi on the prompt of "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Mission's Gift reviews
When Iruka returns from a year-long mission with a child bearing a unique bloodline trait, the owner of said bloodline is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
25 Days of Christmas Troubles reviews
Originally written for the challenge on LJ. Stuck in the village during the Holidays, can Kakashi find a new reason to enjoy the holidays? It sure doesn't seem so when Tsunade assigns him to help Iruka. Rather cracky, but fun! Mature! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,226 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete