Ophelia Salt
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Joined 11-06-08, id: 1734690, Profile Updated: 05-29-12
Author has written 2 stories for Black Books, and Discworld.


I'm a university student who writes smutty fanfiction in her spare time. There's not much interesting about that, but that's how things go... I'll be the first to admit that I've got a bit of Discworld problem, followed up by a BBC problem, followed up by an anglophilia problem. Not that any of those things are really problems, per se...

Things I like: smut, reading, cookies, steampunk, nonsense, tea

Things I do not like: Swedish turnip, loud noises, ignorant people, oppressive dictatorships

Also: I have a bloggy things now! Go: http://opheliasalt.tumblr.com and/or http://ophelia_salt.livejournal.com

And: I have original fiction posted at fictionpress: http://www.fictionpress.com/opheliasalt

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The Wall of Memories by LudwigElric118 reviews
A tall blonde man walked along a wall that had seperated him and his brother for years. He longed to see his brother, but the ghosts of his past still haunted him. Can he overcome those living nightmares or will his memories and actions prevent him from being reunited with his brother forever? T for language and war images.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Horseplay by Talibra reviews
The nations learn that Friendship is Magic, all thanks to the joys of becoming Bronies. Cracky/fluffy oneshot. Various pairings and characters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Complete
Mostly Apples by OldStoneface reviews
Lady Myria LeJean experiences the joys of alcohol. One-shot written for a group "One-Hour Fanfiction" challenge.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - M. LeJean - Complete
Huddling For Warmth by Ophelia Havisham reviews
Who knew Bernard Black was a cuddler? Fluffy Fran/Bernard, set just after the episode Party. T for one swear word.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
Paperwork by St. Aelphaba reviews
The Doctor is hot and bored at the office, but Rose is busy doing paperwork. PWP. TenToo and Rose, but I suppose it could be read as Ten and Rose AU if you're really that opposed to the existence of the Human Metacrisis Doctor. ;
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
How Sybil Ramkin Fell In Love With Dragons by thewordweaves reviews
As the title would suggest, the beginnings of Sybil's long relationship with dragons. Written for DiscFest on DW & LJ
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Sybil R. - Complete
Circle Time by Lyrastales reviews
At circle time, Esmerelda has a choice to make. In fact, she has two. Written for Disc fest on Dreamwidth, with thanks to MiraMira for beta-reading.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/25/2011 - GrannyWeatherwax, Mustrum Ridcully - Complete
Whistle and I'll come to thee, boy! by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A cautionary tale in four chapters from the younger days of Mustrum Ridcully and John Hicks. Warning:- Features scenes of sadism, brutality and PE teaching.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Mustrum Ridcully
It's Like A Musical Mosaic by Twist reviews
10 shorts, inspired by 10 songs. Now with Chapter 5! Featuring: Vetinari, Vimes, Drumknott, the ever-mysterious Grace Speaker, Ponder, Adora, HEX and more! Aww yeah. Still rated T but that's really pushing it. Light M, really, for sexy-time/swears.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,986 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Rag Week by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In British universities Rag Week is an excuse for the students to make nuisances of themselves importuning people for money and performing daft and dangerous stunts. This is the Unseen University version. Expanding on bare bones of story in the canon.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - The Librarian, The Bursar - Complete
Wake by Belphegor reviews
One-shot, set roughly ten years after "Wintersmith". Tiffany Aching knew that being the witch of the Chalk meant looking after the dead as well as the living. Even when the dead was a Feegle, and more importantly a friend.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Tiffany A., Rob Anybody - Complete
Keeping by Miss Yetigoosecreature reviews
Sam/Sybil, in response to the Hogswatch challenge at the Discworld Smut LJ Community. My first foray into Discworld fanfiction, a look in on the Duke and Duchess of Ankh in the wake of The Fifth Elephant.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Colours by Karanguni reviews
Black isn't exactly Moist's colour, but Vetinari prefers to make his own decisions about this - and every - kind of thing.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Until One of Us Is Dead by montypython203 reviews
The time has come for Fran to tell Bernard how she feels about him.
Black Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
The Thaumic Oven by C3POwen reviews
This is just a silly little idea I came up with whilst thinking about other ideas for full-length Discworld stories for my web site. Anyway, the premise for this is that the Discworld now has its very first equivalent of the microwave...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/14/2001
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The Lecturer in Quantum Operations reviews
The Disc's second female wizard arrives to take a teaching post alongside Ponder Stibbons at Unseen University. Intrigue, adventure and possible romance ensue. "T" rating for later chapters. Warning: Contains generous amounts of quantum. IN PROGRESS
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Ponder Stibbons
The Librarian and the Bookseller reviews
"Are you honestly attempting to whore yourself out for Hemingway?" A young woman enters Black Books intent on acquiring a valuable book, but Bernard has decided it's not for sale until the woman makes him an offer he can't refuse...
Black Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bernard B. - Complete