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Joined 11-06-08, id: 1735155, Profile Updated: 06-27-09
Author has written 10 stories for Labyrinth, Death Note, Avatar: Last Airbender, Inuyasha, Aliens/Predator, and Monty Python.

Hi,

I love to write fiction stories. Fantasy is what I live for. You, however have no business know the whos, whats, wheres, whens, and/or whys in my life. But I need to make this profile funny in some way. I'm not a serious girl. If anything my head is alwaysup in the clouds. LOL. Silly String can do miracles for boredom

At the moment I have a rather nasty bit of Writers block. 0.0 I'm really sorry but if anyone has any suggestions that would be amazing. Just push the PM button above my avatar and write what ever you want. PS I'm into using names about natural elements (ex Iris, Rose, Amethyst ...) any names for OCs would be changed.

I love the book twilight. I'm not currently working on a fanfic for it but I might at some point. (Ed/Be forever and ever)

I love the movie labyrinth. I am currently working on two fanfics for this. I just need to finish them before I post them. I support the J/S Pairing (who doesn't).

Phantom of the opera rocks my socks (Even if I'm not wearing any right now). I love the latest version. Keep your hand at the same level as your eyes. Erik X Christine 4ever and ever.

I love the anime series deathnote. I'm also working on a fanfic, but I barely started. I am a Strong supporter of the L/OC and the BB/OC pairings. I will never post a L/Light. I don't believe in that pairing (Even if Yagami spelled backward spells Im a gay). I hate Light with every fiber of my being!! Thank god that he died at the end of the series. If only L lived ... For my FF Faeries and Detectives, I am open to ideas and comments. My other one is going to be called Dating video Consequences, I'm not open for comments on that but it's based on a random video on YouTube, see below for the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNvaFtQIlPo

I like the anime series Inuyasha. Personally, I started to like the fanfics better because they don't repeat the same plot over and over again. I support the Sess/Kag pairing. fire and ice. Plus, inuyasha as a character sucks. He should go and elope with his precious clay pot of a corpse.

I'm also working on a avatar the last airbender fanfic, because my brother begged me into it. He also paid me off. however I put my favorite pairing in it so now he hates it. Zutara forever. evil grin

My favorite colors are purple and silver

My zodiac sign is Sagittarius (Hey my fav colors are my zodiac colors)

I like sweets eats cookie

Quotes from Kaminari Jashin Worshiper's hp

"If at first you do not succeed. Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie."

"I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every second of it!"

"I do all my own stunts.."

"Just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, forget the people, just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, now go insane."

"I live in my own little world..but hey they know me here."

"CHAIN smoking. Pill POPPING. Drunken INSANITY. Sign me up darling."

"I don't bite..unless you're into that sort of thing."

"Your mom has more friends on myspace, then TOM!"

"Anything's possible? Try slamming a revolving door."

"Warning: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus."

"Will eat for food!"

"My idea involves midgets and porn! (I will give more information upon request)"

"Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God then complain that the world is going to hell?"

"I think you should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick you might as well dress like one."

"I've discovered that I often visit the state of confusion and I know my way around pretty well.."

"If vodka was water..and I was a duck..I'd swim to the bottom and never come up..but vodka's not water and I'm not a duck.. so slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.."

"I piss stupid people off."

"Today, I will be happier than a bird with a french fry!" My friend's favorite quote...because she obsesses over french fries..xD

"When I grow up; I wunna be a princapal! Or a caterpillar."

"Oops! Your girlfriend is pregnant. Here are your choices. Ignore, Abort, Retry, Details."

"Oh please. I don't turn heads. I fucking break necks."

"Bitch? Yeah I just don't know how to say, 'Fuck you' politely."

I love Candles!! Smelling them, watching them, burning them. I love candles more than electricity. unless you take away my fanfictions. I will bite you if you take them. l-)

FanFictions are my addiction. I can't go on the net without reading one.

and I can't think of anything else to post. Hmmmm. Nope I got nothing

~I Major in Magick

You know you live in 2000 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you can say that you have never had an F on your report card, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If your are bored out of your mind copy this to your profile.

Jareth: is that it?
IMIM: Yea y?
makes confused face
L: He's mad he was barely mentioned and that the Deathnote Paragraph was longer than his. Can I have some cake?
IMIM: Gives cake to L I had more to say about Deathnote. So what? Be happy you get a girlfriend in most of the FFs.
Jareth: Most?!
IMIM: Oh screw this. Sarah can you get over here, Please? Oh and bring Erik and Christine too.
Sarah: I can beat that
shows up with entire Phantom of the Opera cast armed with pitch forks and other various sharp objects.
IMIM: MWHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... I win


IMIM: I'm back
Light: I hate you.
L: the possibility of you being Kira just went up.
Light:
Grr
IMIM: Sorry about the jab at your last name, I mean really from Yagami to Imagay its funny, but I don't like you.
L: Ditto
IMIM: Be happy I don't write a cross-over where you get mauled by Sesshomaru.
Light: sad face


Sess: You called.
IMIM: Wow I didn't think you would come
Sess: ...
IMIM: Well Anyway heres the deal. I will work of a fanfic for you if you maul Light Yagami. evil grin
Light:
Gulps
Sess: Hn
IMIM: You'll be my favorite character
Light: Slowly backs away
IMIM: Come on he's a prick it would be great.
Sess: Shrugs and takes out sword
IMIM: Yay


Sarah: Since IMIM is to busy with school we have taken the liberty of updating her homepage.
Jareth: Yeah. She has a big English project and other crap.
Erik: Don't blame her for procrastinating for to long.
Christine: Although you probably should
Light: Mummbles through bandages from being mauled by Sesshomaru
L: He said that he's just happy that she can no longer torture him
Sess: Hnn
Katara: And that she needs time for updating everything.
Zuko: She's been writing like crazy but nothing turns out good enough for you people.
Iris: So we ask you to please be patient and just wait.
IMIM: Thanks guys!! Starts crying and gives a group hug to everyone while pushing Light down a staircase.


Michi: Ello I'm IMIM's friend from school, I'm here to tell ya that she is finished with her huge English project. Smile
IMIM: yes I'm back.
Jareth: finally. Exasperated sigh
Light: Crap I just got healed up to
Erik and Jareth: Glare at light. Be greatful that she even works on your story.
Light: She just plans to kill me in the end anyway
Erik: Why make it sooner then?
Sess: Walks in and hugs IMIM and Michi
Michi: ... ok that was OOC
IMIM: quit complaining. I like this position.
Everyone but IMIM and Sess: ... wha?
Sess: Lets go and walks away.
IMIM: Saddness
Michi: Later peoplez! :3


IMIM: So bored.
Jareth: Then write something.
IMIM: I did you were the main character in it.
Jareth: And you made me out as an idiot.
Michi: It was funny...
Jareth: Shut it.
IMIM: DON'T BE MEAN TO MY FRIENDS!!
Jareth: grr
IMIM and Michi: Smile

Man from scene 24: Thank you for reading!!


Jareth: reading have you ever wanted 2 dare a labyrinth character.
IMIM: Hello people!! I hope you are enjoying my stories
Jareth: They seem to really love this.
holds fanfic between thumb and forefinger.
IMIM: Yes, well, people 'seem' to love it.
Sarah: Well I like it so far.
IMIM: Yay someone is on my side!!
People: O.o
IMIM: insane smile


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The Pits by StupidBolts reviews
... I don't know! XD Wheatley being cute and Chell being a tease! And GlaDOS being pissed XD ONESHOT. WILL NOT CONTINUE.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
BOOM! : The new Adventures of the Ouran Host Club by Xilex90 reviews
Kasanoda meets a girl! Haruhi's dad falls in love again! Tamaki admits his love to Haruhi! and Kyouya loses his cool! And to think all this happened just because Ningenmi Fugen moved to town....
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 39,309 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - R. Kasonada - Complete
My Experiment by ShadowsWeaver1 reviews
Pheromones: any chemical that has an effect on physiology or behavior. My name is Kagome Higurashi, and this is my experiment.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 118,534 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
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A Different Kind of Prey reviews
Enola is bored, and a heat bloom draws her far from her home. But will she find a new one with the strange beings that hunt this world?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Predator/Yautja - Complete
Firey Tears reviews
Angela and Amanda are 2 sisters with conflicting elements inside them. What happens when they meet the avatar group? Zutara Taang. UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNDED
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Zuko, Katara
Have You Ever Wanted 2 Dare a Labyrinth Character? reviews
Basically you dare them and I write it. The rating is pending depending on what you want them to do. If you want a really good/bad JS lemon I will definately change the rating. Enjoy and sorry the summary sucks
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009
Faeries and Detectives reviews
L/OC pairing. No Yaoi. A faerie saves L after he dies. What will happen now that he is in a whole new demention with faeries, goblins, and dwarves that will help to catch Kira. Insanely funny must read. Minor pairings Matt/Oc Mello/Oc BB/Oc?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - L
Random Zutaraness reviews
I couldn't think of a title! It's just the beginning so far so it is typical. Please read though it has some funnyness and random events as it goes along
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Zuko, Katara
How Am I Going To Get Out Of This One? reviews
THIS IS AN ADOPTED STORY. She was meant to hate him ,but never had. She was'nt meant to feel this way but did . She was'nt even meant to be in this era but was .However now she was going to marry him,but is that a bad thing? Sessxkag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
32 Reasons to Hate Misa reviews
Basically what the title says. This is for all of those L/Misa Fanfics. L/OC forever and ever Just got told to tell people that Light bashing isn't appreciated by everyone. Sorry, I just hate that idiot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Misa A. - Complete
Brought back to life again reviews
This is a J/OC pairing. When Sarah dies and Her grandaughter is brought back what will happen? Well, indoor tornadoes, confused goblin kings, and a ticked off reancarnation! The work of an author is never done. Sorry the summary sucks.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Jareth - Complete
Another Bridge of Death reviews
When Monty Pyton and the Holy Grail was done what happened to the old man from scene 24? Read to find out
Crossover - Labyrinth & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Sarah - Complete
The Bridge Of Death reviews
This uses the Old Man From Scene 24 from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It's just something I wrote and thought of at 4 in the morning. My summary sucks but I think its funny. either that or my insomnia.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Jareth - Complete
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