The Evil Corkyapine
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Joined 11-06-08, id: 1735208, Profile Updated: 06-22-12
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.

Hi, I'm The Evil Corkyapine. I also go by Eva, Derek, and Logass.

I live in Sheepland, the country formerly known as New Zealand, and I go to school there and learn stuff. It's all very exciting.

I like things. Things like Harry Potter and Buffy and Doctor Who and Torchwood and Dalton. Lots of other things too, but if I list everything I'll be here for hours, and I have better things to do with my time.

My main ships are:

-Draco/Harry

-Blaise/Harry

-Blaise/Theo

-Kurt/Blaine

-Sam/Karofsky

-Buffy/Spike

-Jack/Ianto

I become easily obsessed with everything, which is probably why I RP in my spare time instead of writing a lot of fanfiction now. But I will write more. Plus I'm in the middle of a Torchwood/Buffy crossover that I've nearly finished. Sort of.

Oh, and for anyone reading Seduction; I'm rewriting and (hopefully) improving that at the moment, while also writing the next chapter, and RPing, and going on Pottermore because I accidentally remembered that again, so... um... yeah, might take a while.

My tumblr is and my twitter is @xTECx if you want to follow me for some weird reason...

OH YEAH. ALSO SOMETIMES I LIKE CAPS LOCK. I LIKE IT SO MUCH THAT I THINK IN CAPS LOCK. I MAY REPLY TO REVIEWS IN CAPS LOCK. BUT I WILL NEVER WRITE FANFICTION IN CAPS LOCK. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Okay I'll stop now. Go read something of more interest to you. Maybe something like fanfiction. That sounds like a good idea.

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Exchange Program by Dark Dancer Kayla reviews
Ianto & Jack are 17-18 and undertaking an exchange program in Australia. JANTO is the main focus but other characters are constant. Extra characters from Bones included. Warnings for violence and mentioned abuse.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,373 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/12/2015 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7886 - Favs: 8,523 - Follows: 7,856 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 3,312 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blackbird by NotUnusual reviews
Blaine's parents move during Blaine's senior year, forcing him to attend a new school where he doesn't know anyone. It wouldn't be so bad, except he's being targeted by the school bully; Kurt Hummel. Blaine discovers that the best way to combat Kurt is to make friends with him, but can they actually get along? ..."badboy!Kurt" sortakinda Klaine AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,888 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Squish by Troofs reviews
At some point, his mind just started associating Derek with comfort, and comfort with Derek. Derek brought him comfort. Comfort came from Derek. Therefore, Derek equals comfort. An annoying comfort that liked squishing him randomly, but still.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Rise Above by Virtual Mage reviews
How would you describe Blaine Anderson? Happy, confident, strong, courageous, Kurt's rock? Are you absolutely sure about that? A sequel to Loser Like Me - Story involves original characters, you may want to read Loser Like Me first. Klaine & Save
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,153 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Text Messages by Alittica reviews
Julian didn't act like it, but getting texts from Derek made everything better. Based on Cp Coulter's Dalton. Derian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Excuses by Alittica reviews
Based on Cp Coulter's Dalton. "It had started with a few too many drinks, as so many mistakes do. And that's what this was. A mistake. They were sure of it." Derek/Julian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
150 Rules of Hogwarts by Gyrfalcon-Smiles reviews
A series of one-shots on each of the 150 Rules of Hogwarts, as discovered through Facebook. R&R M for Sirius "polishing his wand" in public
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/12/2010
Blood, Sweat, and Tears by Raibean reviews
It's summer, and Dave Karofsky feels free as a bird. Working at a bookstore, he sees Sam Evans, dyslexic, looking for an audio book. Both boys are battling their horrible self-images, but maybe their friendship can pull them through.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,836 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Sam E., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Meaning of Fate by Raibean reviews
AU In a world where soulmates are taken for granted, Kurt finds Sam the first day he walks into Glee Club. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Last Dance by Raibean reviews
What if Sam had followed Dave out of the auditorium after Kurt was crowned? One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Sam E., D. Karofsky - Complete
Cake or Death by Sara's Girl reviews
Potter has cake. How rude. DrabbleFAIL for dysonrules. HPDM. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Daftness ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 72 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mending Bridges by Sorry Did I Just Stutter reviews
Klaine FutureFic. What interesting person does Kurt meet at the Supermarket and how does he help to turn Kurt and Blaine's perfect world upside down...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Case of the Cherry Blossoms by Sara's Girl reviews
If Hermione knows one thing, it's that Harry needs to talk to her about what she thinks she knows. Harry knows something is afoot, and Ron knows that the breakfast situation is critical. HPDM and HGRW AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Fairly daft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
His Name is Beloved by Raibean reviews
Sam regrets not supporting Kurt before he transferred, and David regrets losing control of his fear. When Sam decides to help Karofsky work through his homophobia, will Sam find his strength?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,496 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam E., D. Karofsky - Complete
Unrequited, Unknown, and Stolen by Shan at Warblerland reviews
Based on CP Coulter's Dalton - Pairing: Logan/Julian. The stories have been told from Julian's side. But maybe he wasn't the only one who had been unrequited all this time... Logan stole whenever he could. And he stole from Julian.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
Bad Habits by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
A team discussion leads to Jack and Ianto revealing all...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Fleet of Foot by SilverKitsune1 reviews
Set in CPCoulter's Dalton verse. Specifically during Blaine's life at his old high school with the Fabfive. Erin Delaney isn't prey. At least she doesn't want to be.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A.
Guess what Windsor found on the internet? by C.Y. Dementress reviews
OCs by CP Coulter. Story based on "Dalton". Oneshot: It was Han Westwood's usual night on the internet when he found something highly relevant to Windsor's interest concerning a certain Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Draco Malfoy versus the Knitting by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco does not approve of Harry's new hobby. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Fluffy as.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
How it all started by MayHoran-Potter reviews
James and Lily oneshot. about how they got together and so forth. R&R please? thanks
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
So I Went and Let You Blow My Mind by klemonademouth reviews
"I stand by my belief that someday, I will meet Neil Patrick Harris, he will fall madly in love with me, we will run off to Vegas, and do the equivalent of having 12 babies." May end up being a slight AU. Filling in the gaps of Blaine's life. BlainexKurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,870 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Bloody Mothers by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto has some interesting phone calls with his mother...
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 8,981 - Follows: 1,565 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Comfort by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is in denial, Harry is reaching the end of his patience, and Snape is up to something. Or someone. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. Utterly pointless, plotless and shameless. HPDM and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 148 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Blaine Likes Dictionaries by helloclaude reviews
Blaine really likes dictionaries, because they give him lots of different ways of defining the word 'kiss.' Now if only he could make Kurt understand that...
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
It Had to Be You by Gyrfalcon-Smiles reviews
Lily and James in their 7th year. Yet another one-shot fluff about how they get together! Features Remus Lupin as Dumbledore and Sirius Black as a milk carton! R&R. J/L A/F Rated T for language SECOND ONESHOT NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Hexed by Gyrfalcon-Smiles reviews
A cute little Drarry slash about how they get over hating each other and see each other in a new light! HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Pure Blood Wolf by ConorOberst63 reviews
As punishment for his father's mistakes, Draco is bitten by Fenrir Greyback. Narcissa asks Severus to take him somewhere safe and he can only think of one place... which happens to be where Harry Potter will be spending most of his summer. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,547 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Falling Slowly by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry's not the only one who has fallen in love with a Slytherin. Foundations!verse. Will make no sense whatsoever unless you have read Reparations/Foundations. MILD HET - Cecile/Terry and slash, HPDM. You have been warned! Summary: Foundations!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cupboard Love by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is sleepy, Clive wants to talk, and grown-ups are disgusting. Just a Sunday morning. HPDM. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Harry Learned To Keep His Hands To Himself by remuslives23 reviews
How Harry Learned to Keep His Hands To Himself Most of the Time . Summary: When is a Crup not a Crup? When it's a teleporting, time traveling, energy guzzling alien, that's when. HP/TW crossover. HP/DM, CJH/IJ pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Jack H. - Complete
Shattered by Love2Love reviews
It all started because Blaise wouldn't stop staring at Theodore. It continued because even after Theodore found out why, he had no bloody idea what to do, which somehow made it hurt more than not knowing. But how does it all end? Three part BZTN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,327 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Lord of Light by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HPDM slash. Harry has a gift that let him defeat Voldemort and has made his living ever since. He's used to surprises. But he may not be used to the surprise he finds in Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Romeo, Romeo by Kaoru2.50 reviews
A week has passed. The play is over, the war between the houses is resolved, and things at Hogwarts have returned to normal. Well, mostly... HPDM,some DTSF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,751 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Moments in Between by Rhianona reviews
Unlike their colleagues, Tosh and Ianto speak to one another. They talk about life, love, and of course, Torchwood. Canon pairings
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,404 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ianto J., Toshiko S./Tosh - Complete
Unspoken by thedarkersister3 reviews
One night to change the fate of a boy, spinning it out of control and plunging him into a darkness that could be the very end of what he has ever known. A story of self imposed hell and a search for a grasp on sanity. HarryXDraco Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,795 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Singing Toad by Rhianona reviews
Ianto Jones walked into a bar and meets... Alastor Moody. It's just a bar he goes to after work. So what if everyone there dresses a bit weird?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Alastor M., Ianto J. - Complete
Accidents Happen by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Ianto is avoiding Jack and Owen is determined to find out why.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Ianto J., Owen H. - Complete
Senses by Passer reviews
All it took him to learn how to dream was a glimpse of blonde hair and an enigmatic smile...H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,846 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unicorn Horny by applesandowls reviews
Harry/Draco. Harry and the gang are studying unicorns when he makes several stunning revelations. One Ingenious Plan later, and Harry is beginning to wonder if perhaps he should just give up on Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Since I Lost You by Sara's Girl reviews
When Clive loses something very important to him, everyone has different advice to offer. Grown ups are very confusing sometimes. HPDM implied. Oneshot. Foundations!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Friday I'm in Love by Froody reviews
Malfoy leaned against the table and examined a fingernail. "McGonagall wants to see us. Something about illicit drinking and imminent expulsion." - Everything changes in one week, one detention, and one bottle of Firewhiskey on the lawn. H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,261 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flutter by floorboards reviews
Three nightmares Remus wakes up from, and one he doesn't. RLSB. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Estelle by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
Spoilers for Small Worlds, Series One. This is the episode from Jack's point of view.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
Forever and Always by SinkFish reviews
Lily smiled at the familiarity of their bickering, but her smile soon faded as she remembered what she’d gone up there to say. She realized that once she’d taken the step off the safety net that was hating James Potter, nothing would ever be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dreams by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
An accident in the archives causes Ianto to reveal his innermost secrets. Mostly rated T but Chapter Three will be rated M. Spoilers for Seasons Two and Three later on in the story.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Christmas in the Hub by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
There is mistletoe and lets just say that certain people want to kiss others. Slight Gwen bashing. My first fanfic
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Festive Fundamentals by Sara's Girl reviews
A pointless wee ficlet about Christmas trees and shinies and bah-humbuggery. Foundations!verse, set post-chapter 12. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction by JonesIantoJones reviews
NaNoWriMo: AU Story. Jack meets Ianto in a coffee shop on Roald Dahl Plass, and as they get to know one another secrets are revealed that threaten their budding relationship.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,261 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The One Mistake Turned Right by Rahndom reviews
During his last year at Hogwarts, Harry makes a mistake and gets an eye-opener in return. Writen for the B!Draco Fest at LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Picture of Draco Malfoy by Froody reviews
Back at Hogwarts for a belated seventh year, Draco Malfoy discovers a mirror that sees too much. Ironically, Harry Potter then discovers Draco, and also sees too much. Stupid stalking git.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Deep Down by silentword reviews
“He thinks he can find me but I’m deep down and I do not make a sound” What did those words mean? A brief look through River's eyes
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/1/2009 - River, Simon - Complete
Drinking games with Golden Liquid & Silver Goblets by Hitomi-taichou reviews
In a promise to get the Golden Boy and Ice Prince to realise their feelings, newly allied friends put together a night of schemes, alcohol, and a simple game called 'I never...' M for language and later chapters HP/DM SF/BZ maybe others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Too Darn Hot by Sara's Girl reviews
The heat is a Slytherin's enemy. Doom, doom, doom. 7th-year AU fluffy!verse. Slightly cracky pre-slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Detestable Logic by Sara's Girl reviews
Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Snitch by pseudocat reviews
Ron's opening a new shop, and he's hired Draco to do the advertising. Naturally, Harry has to help. Will it be a recipe for disaster? Or maybe...something else? Eventually Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,300 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Significance of Draco Malfoy by Sara's Girl reviews
Feeling like an unimportant outsider... it’s not unexpected but it still hurts. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remember me by Keltic Banshee reviews
Written for the ficathon in the torchwood reset community over all LJ. AU, because some things should never have happened
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 345 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rainfall by Sara's Girl reviews
So what if Draco has a rain kink? Everyone likes something weird. AU 7th-year fluffy!verse. HPDM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Forgetting to Remember by WanderingPirate reviews
Jack and Ianto have a fight about Ianto's behavior. Takes place between episodes 3 and 4 of COE.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 422 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blaise Knows by Lily McGlaughlin reviews
Blaise knows Harry better than anyone else, and because he knows, he isn't surprised. Sash. HP/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Revenge by JonesIantoJones reviews
Kind of sequel to my fic "Amnesia". A reviewer suggested I wrote this. Thanks to all of you: In Amnesia Jack forgot Ianto... the worse thing Ianto could imagine. Now its time for Revenge. Remember, alls fair in Love and War. NOW COMPLETE! PLEASE REVIEW!
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,448 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Amnesia by JonesIantoJones reviews
When Jack is shot by a Weevil his return to life doesnt go quite as smoothly as usual. This story is now complete... and I look forward to more reviews... and I dedicate this fanfic to "Jayni-Guardian"... you'll find out why at the end of chapter 4 :
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Attention by Sara's Girl reviews
Essentially, what Marley was up to during the Open Day in chapter nine of Foundations. Will make no sense unless you’ve read Foundations. SPOILERS for chapter nine and chapter eleven. Plotless. Marley's POV. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Death Of A Loved One by JonesIantoJones reviews
A Tragic Death Rocks Torchwood. Authors note at the bottom - don't want to spoil the surprise. Just trust me! Read and Review Please x
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The Proposal by mattmetzger reviews
Jack proposes like a man. Ianto refuses like the oblivious. But he knows Jack will figure it out eventually. #71 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 93 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 224 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Elegy by translucency for summertime reviews
I notice the little things you do. Harry finds a mysterious note left for him on the floor of the boys' bathroom. When another one arrives, after another, it leads Harry to embark on a search for his pursuer. Officially non-canon, but not quite AU. BZHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Blaise Z., Harry P. - Complete
Fascination by Sara's Girl reviews
Some would call it obsession, but when it comes to Draco Malfoy, Harry just can't stand not knowing. AU-ish post-war Hogwarts!fic...an experiment, I guess. Pre-slash. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chasing Kisses by Valie reviews
Another fic for 'The Five Things Challenge' over at HPFC. Five times Draco shouldn't have kissed Harry. My first slash in a long time! woot! Harry/Draco Slashy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Train by rabidcrazygirl reviews
A sentimental, fluffy fic. After she dies, Tosh wakes up on a train to nowhere with Owen. One by one, the team joins her. Tosh/Owen, Jack/Ianto, mentioned Rhys/Gwen.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
The Deamus Chronicles by writerdude3000 reviews
A collection of little DEAMUS fics that I dream up. Each one different from the previous. Some short, some long. Some happy, some sad. Some prim, some wild. Each and every one entertaining and cute! Because, really, everyone needs a bit of DEAMUS! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,009 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Sympathy and Admiration by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, DH SPOILERS, partially complies with epilogue. Teaching wandless magic to Malfoy's son was strange enough. Harry didn't expect to find out that Malfoy had changed as well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Sundew by Lomonaaeren reviews
DH SPOILERS, light HPDM slash. Draco would have gone crazy that year, if it weren't for the house elf, the post owl, and the sundew. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,713 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Reckless Frame of Mind by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,056 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 292 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HalfMast by Amanita Jackson reviews
Blaise is depressed and talks about his infatuation with Seamus, who's turned out to be straight. Sorry. It's 1 am, what do you want from me? SLASH! DEPRESSION! CHARACTER DEATH! R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Blaise Z., Seamus F. - Complete
51 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by daemoninwhite reviews
Number 28. Throw him a CareBears themed birthday party...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Because It's Trendy by Chainlinks reviews
Interhouse rivalries are very trendy and Blaise Zabini is nothing if not trendy. Seamus Blaise slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Seamus F., Blaise Z. - Complete
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Alania Black reviews
12 OCAUHPSM: BZSF. Never, in the time that they’d been playing Truth or Dare, had anyone else joined the Slytherins. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Blaise Z., Seamus F. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Tome of Entrapment by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Draco has been obsessed with Harry Potter since the beginning, but how did his hatred turn into his protecting Harry above even his own safety? One thing's for sure: being trapped in a book with the person you secretly loved wasn't a picnic. HD Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,675 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 191 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Unknown Fate by Jitterbug1 reviews
Due to a difference of opinion, Draco is disinherited by his father. He now has to make his own way in life. Will be slash of the H/D variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,827 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Spoon by PoisonDraco reviews
A romantic comedy about our favorite Hogwarts' poster boys. Amidst potions, lust, and the holiday from Hell, will our boys ever find a way to get together? *SLASH* ::Complete::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/16/2002 - Published: 9/1/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Seduction reviews
So they have a plan. The Slytherins need Harry Potter, and now is the perfect time for it. But how exactly are they going to do that is the question... Eventual Drarry, with a few other pairings in there too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,891 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/25/2020 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Change Blindness reviews
Change Blindness: The inability to see that something in a scene has changed - seeing only what you expect to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Potions reviews
Blaise had never understood why he did so poorly in Potions. Blaise/Harry Blarry? Haise?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Girl reviews
Kurt's world is shattered as he hears Blaine utter five words to someone that wan't him. Someone that was a girl. "I kind of love you." Kurt/Blaine Before Never Been Kissed
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Alone reviews
Slash. "I'm know I'm dreaming, you know. I know it. When I'm not dreaming, I'm alone." Just a short Drarry fluff. Nothing special. Love it. I dare you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Siriusly Crazy reviews
A wacky oneshot involving kidnapping, hypnotism, lemon drops, & far too much chocolate! Sirius needs help getting rid of a clingy girlfriend, and who better to help then his best friends... A funny, harmless boredom-relieving fic for the slightly unusual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete