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Author has written 45 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Teen Wolf.
Hey, here's some info on me (though it’s really lame, but anyway, onwards we shall go-eth) . . .
Name: Xena Craig (pronounced Zee-na)
d. o. b: 12 September 1993
Sex: if you don't know by now, then I'm not telling you. Hint: look at my profile picture. (She’s a girl ;D - Ruth)
Eye/hair colour: brown. My hair can take on a life of its own some - most - of the time so it is always tied up.
Favourite movies:9, Zombieland, Harry Potter 1-6 (so far), Disturbia, Friday the 13th, The descent, The prince of Persia, The Last Airbender (I haven't finished S.1, so I watched it as a new movie, and not a live action of a cartoon), etc.
TV shows: Bones, How I met your mother, True blood, Supernatural, House MD, Grey's Anatomy. CSI (Vegas and New York, haven't seen the others), Dexter, Haven, Nikita, Misfits, Warehouse 13, Psych, Fringe, NCIS etc.
Animes: , Dragonball Z/GT/Kai, Inuyasha (manga and anime), Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic s. 1 and 2, DN Angel (manga and anime), Ouran High Host Club, Shuga Chara, Zero no Tsukaima (manga), Naruto (well, the 35 episodes I've managed to get my hands on were good, anyway), Tenjou tenge, Bleach, Black cat, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail and a lot more but if I listed them all, we would be here all day. (Plus, I can't remember them all right now...this goes for all 3 topics.)
Hobbies: reading, writing (no duh, why else would I have joined fanfiction? I think you need your brain scanned. Doc, get that MRI ready!) And watching anime
ABOUT THE AUTHOR:
Nicknames: RutheLa/Italia (also known as account-hacker, as evidenced by her bio showing up without me knowing... - Xena)
Age: 6 October 1993
Appearance: Tall with short, self-cut, massively-dyed hair, blue and orange spectacles and green eyes.
Other: Art and titbits can be found here: theruthela.tumblr.com
Bio: Rather tall, and on the whole, a bit strange.
Ha ha, Xena. All your fanfiction are belong to me. (Would you bloody stop hacking into my account, unless it's to post another chapter! And only for posting, damn you! - Xena)
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
EXTRA INFO ON STORIES:
Mein Schutzengel - Il Mio Protettore (My Guardian - My Protector)
The Fireman's Arms
(Named after a bar near where I (Ruth) live.)
This is the song from chapter one (hofuckthisisembarrasing//shot//):
The Prince Bride
Fics In The Pipeline:
1. House Rules
Multi-pairing. A collection of one-shots and drabbles relating to some not entirely successful sexual escapades on the nations’ parts. Also entitled ‘My Hair Is Not A Toy’
2,3 and 4 are complete.
5. Siren Song
Multi-chapter of as yet undecided pairings. (Possible FrUK/Franada and UKUS) Pirate AU. Captain Kirkland is determined to catch himself a mermaid. He ends up with who teenagers on his crew and a French merman in his cargo hold.
6. War Lover
Platonic pairing only. OS. Matthew Williams, a Canadian mechanic working on planes in England during WWII, idolises the American flying ace. But when he comes face to face with his hero, he’s not all that the Canadian imagined him to be, and he’s certainly no hero.
7. Nothing But The Truth
USUK, FrUK and AmeCan. Multi-chapter. Who would have thought that substituting eye of salamander for eye of newt could have upped the power of that truth spell quite so much? Instead of just knowing when he’s being lied to, Arthur can now hear the thoughts of the nations around him, and he doesn’t always like what he hears.
8. Got Beef?
USUK One shot. In the same vein as The Imperative Reflexive. Arthur is … curious about the second players. Freddie in particular, and Alfred is supremely unhappy about this. But Arthur is more persuasive than James Bond.
9 is complete.
10. A Hunting We Shall Go
Multi Chap AmeCan. Alfred and Matthew get sent to summer camp, the councillors get confused, the boys get into a fight, and they get sent off to the isolation cabin to kiss and make up. Literally, though that probably wasn’t the original intention. Having fallen madly in teenage love, they are abruptly informed by their startled parents that they’re not only brothers, but twins. Like the Parent Trap, only Arthur and Marianne don’t get back together but Matt and Al do.
11. In The Dark Of The Night
Germancest One Shot. When West can’t deal, East steps in.
12. Time To Play Pretend
FrUK. One Shot. Maybe. One little slip of the tongue is enough to change a relationship based on years of supposedly mutual hatred.
13. Teach Me Too
Franada multi-chapter. Title subject to change. Francis Bonnefoy has been given the dubious pleasure of attempting to bestow his mother tongue on Alfred Jones for the second year in a row, seeing as how he failed it last year. Not only that, but he also has to deal with his younger brother Matthew, which is neither as easy nor as difficult as it’s cracked up to be.
14. I Hate You
AmeCan One shot. Probably. Musings on the parts of the different players as to their alternate selves. Inspired loosely by The Sick Puppies’ “I Hate You”- I hate you when you’re gone, I hate you turn me on, I hate the way I need you when I don’t know where you are.
15. Gift fic for Nanihoo
CanKraine oneshot for the Queen of CanKraine. Based on her barbarian AU.
XENA's COPY PASTE THINGS
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day, you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. When you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Perfect Kinsey three, actually - Ruth)
STEREOTYPES SUCK! Copy, paste & add.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you are one of the many that think that the bitches get what's coming to them and that any member of the population too thick to realise what was going on needs to be culled for the good of humanity; ignore it and get on with your life - Ruth
Neither of us own Inuyasha