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Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, Friends, and Torchwood.

Hi, Im Jary-Ownald-01

My Avatar Isn't Just Clowns, It Is My Forever Fave Band Take That Dressed Up As Clowns For Their Recent Tour, The Circus!(My favourite is the upside down one!)

My favourite programmes are:

Doctor Who

Top Gear

Total wipeout

Miami Ink


my favourite films are:

I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry

Beverly Hills chihuahua

All Of The Harry Potter Movies

The Simpsons Movie


The Animal

St Trinains

PS I Love You


Step Up 1 & 2

Toy Story 1&2

27 Dresses

I Have To Apologise, I Dont Write Much But I Will R&R If You PM Me Or If You Just Want A Chat

For Those Of You Who Dont Have A Clue What My Name Is About I Will Tell You;

Currently there are 4 members of Take That:

Jason Orange (yum!+dance moves!)

Gary Barlow ( eyebrow!+voice!+Talent)

Mark Owen(voice!+Clown)

Howard Donald (dance moves+lead vocals!)

Take The First " Letters Of Jason (Ja)

Take The Last 2 Letters Of Gary (ry)

Take The First 2 Letters Of Owen (Ow)

Take That Last 4 Letters Of Donald (nald)


And The 01 I Dont Actually Know, Maybe Because Take That Are Number 1 (which they definitely are)

I Am also known as Jark Barnald Or Dr Jark barnald

That is just the same but swap Gary and Mark!

The Dr bit is for Doctor Who !


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back
for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, theyll open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.(Cant you imagine The Tenth Doctor doing that?)

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". (And this!)

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27) Sit in the middle of the floor and shout out random words like bananas and knickers

28)Stare at somebody and start laughing

29)Stand with your back to everybody in the lift and hug your self

30)Face the wall and start stroking it and saying i love you

31)Mime to a random person elephant juice, it looks like i love you

31)Shout you make me angry and scream

32)Scream continuosly banging on all the walls of the elevator

33)When some one enters the Elevator Look shocked then say 'Its you! Oh My God it is Actually you! Can I have you autograph?' then hold out a picture of some one of the opposite sex!

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Remembering by LimitedByCreativity reviews
Set after 4x13. "Jack's eyes met hers and he said anxiously 'Do you know who I am'. The familiar redhead shook her head, 'No.'" The companions on Earth find Donna, and, mistaking her state for an accident, try to make her remember. Donna/Jack, 10/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 61,847 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Donna N., Jack H.
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Friendly Customers reviews
18 years after ' The Last One' and the Friends have lost touch. When we last saw them, they were just starting families.. Now their kids are all grown up :)
Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013
Switchover reviews
Imagine if the Doctor came to our world; how great world it be if that actually happened? I can't make it happen, but i can write about it happening so here.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.