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Joined 11-08-08, id: 1736265, Profile Updated: 01-17-14
Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hello everyone :)

Just to clarify, I don't think I'm a brilliant writer, definitely room for improvements but nobody writes perfect. They can try, they can fail...miserably, but if their story inspires you and puts a big cheesy grin on your face, thats what counts :D That's why we love to read!

Maximum Ride is one of my all time favourites (Heres to one author who really can put a big cheesy grin on our faces!..Or leave us crying at the end of a book begging for more! Yes J.P I'm talking to you!...No don't look away from me when I'm talking to you!...)

Anyways enough of that...Leave your reviews, amazingly enough, the review button doesn't bite! :O

Thanks for reading fellow readers :D

Just a selection of funky quotes I thought were interesting so I stole them from other people and put them on my profile...I mean I found them :)

Friends bail you out of jail - best friends are in the room next to you going "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

People say "Guns don't kill people people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there next to someone and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

There's nothing wrong with arguing with you. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might want to offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come.Mine?Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math and think anyone who likes math is weird copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed at something that wasn't even funny copy and paste this into your profile.

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La Muerte: A Maximum Ride story by T-Bones158 reviews
Seven years post FANG. The inside has a better summary. Don't read if you don't want spoilers for the 6th book. OOC and FAXNESS! -HIATIUS-
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Max, Fang
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1687 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Maximum Ride Past and Present reviews
After a troublesome 20 years of waiting, the day has finally arrived! Max, accompanied by Dylan, head out to Lake Mead, unaware of what's in store... (Possible M rating for later chapters.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,963 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 9/23/2010
Nevermore: A Maximum Ride Novel reviews
Max is anxious to find Ella and her mother if it's the last thing she does. But what if an old enemy arises and begins to make Max offers that she finds hard to refuse? Max finds out how far her enemy will go to make sure she makes the right choice. Dax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Dylan, Max
Maximum six point five reviews
Post FANG! Just wanted to write something about Max&Dylan. Contains FAX also! What will Max do now Fang has gone? Will she fall for Dylan or will her love stay true to Fang? Will they ever meet again? Only one way to find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,590 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Max
I feel you reviews
6 months after Fang left, Max realises she is warming up to Dylan. But when he comes knocking on her bedroom door one night, wanting to talk what will happen? One shot Lemon!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Max, Dylan - Complete
Maximum Ride The Ultimate Ride reviews
Maximum Ride gets exactly what she deserves...!FAXNESS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,868 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete