ninemillionhigh
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Joined 11-08-08, id: 1736464, Profile Updated: 01-05-14
Author has written 8 stories for Ouran High School Host Club, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and South Park.
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There's Nothing In It by scarlettshazam reviews
Kenny and Craig stayed behind after everybody else left South Park. Though they won't admit it, they've got each other. Smutty Crenny oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Feeling Strange and Looking Rotten by scarlettshazam reviews
Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 103,899 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Flip by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Monsters from an alternate dimension capture Craig in order to invoke an ancient Incan prophecy. He and Kenny are forced to work together in order to stop them. M for graphic violence, some sexual content, and language. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,593 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
and the boys go on and on by andthenshesaid reviews
This time, there's a war over chocolate frogs and jelly beans and the only thing of consequence is two boys falling in love. A series of moments. Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
First Time by 1220McCormick reviews
Craig blinked in the first few rays of sunlight and tried to make sense of his unfamiliar surroundings. It took him a few minutes to realize that the worn-out mattress he lay on was Kenny McCormick's bed. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
The AntiDefenestration of Whole Milk by vindictive locomotive reviews
"Stan was only being proved more right by the second as he watched Kyle twirling around dazedly, trying to hold a conversation with a streetlight, in which he was vehemently denying any past acquaintance with a nearby stop sign." Slight Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Hell In A Handbasket by Holly Hillocks reviews
"This is what you think about when you don't pay attention in class?" Kenny asks, brow raised. "No, these are the things I think about when I catch Stan checking out Kyle's ass." Crenny Craig/Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Explosive by TangiblyYours reviews
"They seemed so precariously drawn to one another, as though they were opposite poles of two different magnets. Whether in the form of love or hate, they were inseparable." And no one could ever really understand it. HPDM slash, slight AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Footprints by I once was young reviews
No one has ever given a Slytherin the compliment of being loyal. But, Draco is beyond loyal to his family. And Harry? Well, he can't help but admire it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Narrator by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. Watson is a degenerate gambler and a reluctant romantic and the least reliable narrator in the history of the written word.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Nannying by BobbleHeadJesus reviews
Some things cannot be dissected, examined, extracted, measured, or quantified. Some people understand this, others fear it. HolmesWatson, MM, One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Spooning Leads to Forking by DragonSapphire reviews
Stan and Craig play a series of games. Stan/Craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,659 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Tears by Update reviews
Salazar never cries... His life in a story of impressions.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slippery when drunk by ezyl reviews
Luke drives a taxi to the end of the world.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
In the Loop by greenconverses reviews
Nico didn’t think he was that far out of the loop that he missed the memo where Percy Jackson, manly hero of Olympus, suddenly started liking guys. Slash. Nico/Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Percy J., Nico A.
Betrayal by Update reviews
‘I pound my hands on the wall, ignoring the blood running from them. “We were friends!” He can’t hear me now, he’s too far away, but I can’t stop screaming. “We were friends! We were friends!”’
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
The Fall by Update reviews
I was falling. The first time I saw him, I was falling. Before I knew it, I was falling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Hymn to Color by Lomonaaeren reviews
Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Contrast by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
HarryDraco Slash. Oneshot. With the war at their heels and both fighting on opposite sides, Draco can't help but point out that they're a contrast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ad Infinitum by Elendraug reviews
To infinity... Slash. Stan Kyle.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
ODisaccharide by Elendraug reviews
C6H12O6. [ Slash. Stan Kyle Kenny. ]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Snow Blindness by Alix's Bawdy House reviews
Drabble. He really thought he was used to it by now...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Double Dare by Silvia Kundera reviews
Draco is a self-satisfied little bastard. Harry is ridiculously tolerant. Boys are stubborn. It's just like the books! Just shorter and gayer. (slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Peractio by Sara6 reviews
Completion. Finishing. End. (H/D slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Sunshine reviews
You may have an extremely not gay crush on Stanley Marsh, even though you're barely friends with him. But here you are, listening to his music, lounging on his bed, in his house, down his road, with his mom in the kitchen downstairs. Oneshot, m/m
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Craig T., Stan M. - Complete
Graves reviews
He's crying, you can tell because of how your shoulder's getting kind of wet. You hadn't noticed because you refused to look at him. oneshot, m/m
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
New Years reviews
Stan is drunk, and New Years isn't complete without getting a corny-as-hell song dedicated to you. Oneshot, m/m
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Good Luck, Percy reviews
Oh, heard that, did you? Heard that Luke has finally taken his head out of his ass and realized that not everything he thinks is sturdy? Well, he has. Oneshott; Luke thinks about Percy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Be Brave reviews
His eyes dart up, catch yours, and a sob chokes his throat. You have no idea what you just did. Percy.Luke; Can be viewed as slash, or not. OneShot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Percy J., Luke C. - Complete
Broken Hearts and Promises reviews
The twins each write letters that will never be delivered. Kaoru/Hikaru twoshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete