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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Me and Mr Cullen by Catastrophia reviews
It was just a long weekend in Vegas, so how did eighteen year old high school senior Bella Swan end up married to thirty one year old movie exec, Edward Cullen? This is the story of their awkward life. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,317 - Reviews: 8400 - Favs: 5,764 - Follows: 7,373 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19368 - Favs: 8,587 - Follows: 6,614 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Call me Char by bookworm1137 reviews
The full story of Ella Enchanted from Char's perspective.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,385 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/19/2010
Conversations Between Adults by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Bella tries to go through the motions of her life. She's in an ivy league school, has a great boyfriend and is a great ballet instructor. When she meets Edward she finds that maybe she doesn't just want to be normal. A/H, A/U, Lemons and Bostonward!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,082 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Exposed by kdc2239 reviews
An influenza pandemic occurs when a new virus appears against which the human population has no immunity, resulting in epidemics worldwide with enormous numbers of deaths and illness. The story of two strangers surviving when they only have each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,848 - Reviews: 3420 - Favs: 2,757 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 2,879 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
torment and desire by brainy reviews
A/H Bella is Folks high school resident looser, bullied, chubby and friendless. Edward on the other hand is the king of cool, the guy every girl wants and every guy wants to be, only Edward has a secret he wants Bella bad. expect lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,187 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Bella, Edward
Spinning Bottles by knicnort3 reviews
This twist of fate story finds Edward Masen, CEO of Cullen Enterprises, getting thrust into the life that he would have had if he never left for college in New York after high school. *My take on the movie "The Family Man" * AH, B/E, AU, HEA, EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,490 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If We Ever Meet Again by pattyrose reviews
High School for geeky Edward was a nightmare of mistakes, missed opportunities & insecurity issues. Six years later when fate hands him a second chance, will he know how to take it? Or will the insecure boy inside rear his head again? AH, E&B, Canon pairs
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,048 - Reviews: 3665 - Favs: 3,840 - Follows: 1,997 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3096 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Enough by 2brown-eyes reviews
Bella is the caretaker of her group of friends. They take advantage of that and treat her like a doormat. Her self-esteem has her scared she will lose them if she speaks up. One day Bella had enough and snapped. Now she is missing. Can they find her? A/H.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,860 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No country for us by letitbeme.x reviews
A group of teenagers a forced together with the expectation that they will bond into couples. 'The Government' rule their lives, will they be able to break free and love each other in their own way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bella, Edward
Love's Little Book by littlestar300 reviews
Bella's looking for a fresh start and one day it comes to her in the form of a flyer about the Boston Book Exchange. Can she help the reclusive owner Edward Cullen into the land of the living, and can he help her make the changes she needs in her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 64,243 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High Sea Ride by Madkatt reviews
When in a bid to escape from her father, Max stows away on a ship, she didn't realise she had chosen a pirate ship, let alone that of the notorious pirate Fang Reaver and his crew. Now Max faces a whole different set of problems. AU AH, Fax :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,021 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Max, Fang
Losing It by SoapyMayhem reviews
Complete - After saving herself for that one special guy only to have him turn her down, Bella is on a mission to lose her virginity. Can the lucky guy she chooses hang on to her, or will he lose everything in her game? High School Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Role of a Lifetime by letzigprincess reviews
Fighting for a divorce, Edward struggles to care for his two year old daughter. Enter Bella Swan, college student and new neighbor. Will Edward fall back into the arms of his ex or into the heart of his daughter's babysitter? AH Lots of drama & daddyward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 75 - Words: 312,739 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Watching You by Catastrophia reviews
Edward's been watching Bella for three years during college and now graduation is only one week away! Will he finally man up and ask her out, or will he be too late? E/B AU AH ONE SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6054 - Favs: 5,783 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Amazing by sheviking reviews
Birthday one-shot for my beta, Melanie. Twenty-something, plus sized Bella is curvy and confident. Enter Edward, her high school crush, who she only ever loved from afar. A second chance for something amazing. Rated M for the usual reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,917 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 416 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everyday Hero by letzigprincess reviews
When Bella Swan finds herself seemingly drowning in life, one man will step up and pull her safely to shore. After a couple years of indecision, she finally brings herself to give her hero exactly what he wants. Chosen as Judges Choice 1st place winner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oranges and Lilac by rhythm junkie reviews
MY ENTRY FOR THE CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS CONTEST. Big beautiful Bella has the promise of a bright future, if only she could let go of her past. Rated M for raunchiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Embrace by evilgiraffe82 reviews
"Why would anyone want this? Why would anyone want me?" Bella thinks she's got nothing to attract anyone, even herself. With a new friend to tell her like it is, will she realise that she's wrong? An entry for the Curvaceous and Bodacious Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,035 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Wall by TorpleKnope reviews
Edward and Bella live on two different sides of The Wall that seperates men and woman, created by the Volturi. Bella dreams of making it the other side, Edward wishes to merely to survive. Love is nonexistent. And illegal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,705 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3782 - Favs: 3,791 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Marksman by BellaMadonna reviews
Can love blossom in the blistering heat of Devil's Fork, AZ? When Ed Cullen, a gunslinger on the run, meets up with unusual beauty, Izzy Swan, the two join forces to take down the evil Valentine brothers. The Wild West has never been hotter! AH/AU, E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,570 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red like Roses by Transparent-but-Opaque reviews
When Renesmee Cullen befriends Amelia Rose, she changes her life forever. But when Amelia's secret talents are exposed, some old 'friends' of the Cullens come calling...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Christmas in Atlantis by Transparent-but-Opaque reviews
There's only ten days until Christmas, but when everyone's favorite Wraith/human hybrid shows up with sinister plans of his own, the festivities are put on hold, and it's up to Rodney, Sheppard, and Ronon to save the rest of Atlantis. Hints of Sheyla.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - John S., Teyla E.
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 15838 - Favs: 7,061 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ella Enchanted: The Ogre Scene Char's POV by bellathedisenchanted reviews
He's confused, and completey in love! So what was going through Char's mind on meeting Ella, and the ogres? I always thought this was a rather romantic scene. I hope you like it, please do read and review! Constructive criticism is also welcome.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
But Inside I'm Screaming by epicinsanity101 reviews
Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,419 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
Across the Years by AMayes reviews
Edward receives a letter from a stranger by the name of Isabella, and discovers they are living two years apart. He in 2007; Bella in 2009. Through a mystical mailbox they are able to communicate...and fall in love. Lake House/Twilight Crossover AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Adventure by LiveAndDontRegretIt reviews
Everything seemed ordinary and monotonous for six complete strangers, but when they are asked to participate in a secret project their entire life will change within the blink of an eye. AH for now
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,380 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Flipped: Maximum Ride Style by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU, no wings or School. Fang wishes Max would leave him alone, but Max can't seem to let go of her huge crush on Fang. When Max finally decided she wants to move on, Fang finally begins to realize how much he cares about her. Based on the book Flipped.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 41,942 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Spinning Wheel by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
“I'm not going to sleep,” she told the silent and bloody kitchen as her knife dripped, dripped, dripped onto the dirty floor. “I never did like bedtime much.”
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Aurora/Briar Rose
The Impossible by Of.Winged.Poets reviews
I, the once great Maximum Ride,have nothing left.I gave the very last drop of all I had to give, all that I was, to keep them safe." The Flock is seperated. Max is alone,hunted,forgotten. She's given up on herself. Who can put the pieces back together?FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Tortured by xSarahxMariexCullen reviews
I am an Avian-human hybrid, I am a survivor, I am a murder, I am a mother, I am Maximum Ride. I have lost everything I love, everything I cared for, welcome to my hell.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Max, Fang
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2140 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How to tell you I love you by Tamaran Girl reviews
Char's POV from when he is writing the letter telling Ella he loves her to the end of the book. This is my first ella enchanted story! chp 16 FINALLY up! chapter 16 title--The Banquet Please read and REVIEW!
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,763 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/29/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004
Char's Story by Grace3 reviews
Finished! Pretty self-explanatory. Ella Enchanted from Char's POV, from the infamous letter to the ending, plus a little beyond that, culminating in fluff and more fluff.
Ella Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Complete
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Beautiful Day reviews
A lonely introvert orders pizza but he gets so much more. Mix-up of the year? How about mix-up of the century! And they owe it all to two meddlesome brothers. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything reviews
These childhood dreams project reality. Let innocence speak for itself for love manifests itself in odd ways. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Ain't Goodbye reviews
Thier time wasn't unlimited. What would you say if you didn't have forever to say it? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fireflies reviews
By day they hate each other but by night? They still hate each other. So let their dreams reveal their subconscious desires. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only the Good Die Young reviews
She was mysterious and beautiful, and he was all too willing to get away from the tedium. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete