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To all those who read my stories, I must apologize, I have so many ideas buzzing around in my head that I have trouble getting them all on paper they way I imagine them. So delays are to be expected however I can assure the readers that I will update by this summer.

PUBLISHED WORKS

The Village Hidden in The River (Naruto): In Progress--Re-writing

There is a secret Hidden Village far north of the Land of Fire, meet 3 genin in their fight for survival in the shinobi world.

Dwindling Edge (LOTR): In Progress

You all know the story of Frodo and the Fellowship. But what of the others that were never mentioned: bystanders, soldiers, families, villagers? What are their stories?

Do you Believe in Magic?(Harry Potter): In Progress

Young Tristan Bluefield has always believed in magic, scorned for his belief, his only refuge is his friend Elisa who shares the same passion. When a mysterious letter arrives from a certain boarding school their lives are turned upside down.

COMING SOON

The Wind of the Cloud (Harry Potter):

You know all about Hogwarts and it's moving staircases, secret corridors, and unhealthy attraction of trouble. Travel to Japan, 20 years after fall of Voldemort, and meet the Academy of the Rising Dragon where there is a whole new set of rules.

Hufflepuff

Said Hufflepuff, "I'll teach the lot, and treat them just the same."

Hufflepuff students are friendly, fair-minded, modest, and hard-working. A well-known member was Cedric Diggory, who represented Hogwarts in the most recent Triwizard Tournament.

Here are some quotes I picked up...

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

A teacher is an intelligent person who spends most of his day in a large building with screaming kids-- Something my U.S. History teacher told us

The future is full of possibilities; it's the present that sucks--Line from a commercial I saw

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it--Mark Twain

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself--Mark Twain

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else. (…what an oxymoron)

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke. (Yay, syllogism!)

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh--Conan O'Brien

In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?--Warren Hutcherson

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams--Mary Ellen Kelly

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

So this ain't "Home Sweet Home." Adjust!

I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.

Never question authority. It doesn't know either.

5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic.

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?” Then a voice says to me, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Therapy is expensive. Poppin' bubble wrap is free!

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

I'm not closed minded, your just wrong.

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance

Homework (n)--a crude form of mind control still practiced in some primitive societies

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...

Some people think it’s a bad thing the government is brainwashing us. As for me, I think it’s nice the government's actually taking the time to get something done.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

If you buy a self-help book, isn't that kinda defeating the purpose?--My dad

Smile. It confuses people--title of a Sandi Thom album

I'm sorry, the number you called is out of service. Please hang up and call again.

I'm sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please multiply by i and try again--Found this in my math book

END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER (eat the homeless)

The severity of the itch is directly proportional to your ability to reach it.

The Early bird gets the worm. On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.

I am on a journey to the far corners of my room in search of what they call a "floor." Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive...

Procrastinator's UNITE!...tomorrow...

Methinks Mario was getting tired of that pointy-eared fembot Link getting all of the attention, so he yanked Miyamoto-san by the shirt collar and said "Either make me a friggin' new game or you're going wake up with a friggin' goomba head beside you." Hey, don't buy all of that "It's-A-Me Mario!" crap. The dude is Italian. Ever watch The Soprano's?--ROFL, this was a review for Super Mario Galaxy by Vaughn Smith. I thought it was hilarious.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt?"

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.

Just because we're gifted doesn't mean we're smart. It means we're special.--My friends and me

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Save a plant, eat a vegetarian. Save an animal; eat a carnivore.

Insanity: A perfect rational adjustment to an insane world - R. D. Lang

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

On a Myer's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Darn, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase nessasary! Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a suggestion.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh! A bit late for that huh?)

On Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Right. We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts!)

On Nytol Sleeping Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One can only hope!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As oppossed to... what?)

On packets of Nobby's Peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food): Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

In the words of Albert Einstein: "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistant one."

"Life is an Adventure, and those who rise up to the adventure, truly knows what it means to live." - Darren Shan

"Emotions are interesting things. With them you sometimes feel pain worse than death, but without them, you are not even human." -Kyle Heartly, 1987

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense." - Robert Frost

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way if they get mad, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

the statistics on insanity are that 1of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if their okay, then it's you

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."- Adam Savage

If at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you.

Growing old is manditory, but growing up is optional.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds. Sometimes I have to wonder if I'm a goldfish

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend will tease and call them 'mom and dad'.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves

A good friend picks you up when you fall, a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

"It's not what you are that holds you back, it's what you think you are not." --Denis Waitly

"Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen

"Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot." --Chinese Proverb

"If life was a sitcom, I'd be canceled in a week." --Jeremy Sheff

"Keep your face in the sunshine and you can never see the shadow." --Helen Keller

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"If you tell the truth you don't have anything to remember." --Mark Twain

There are no such things as strangers, only friends that we have not yet met.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

"Don't hold on to anything too tightly; sooner or later, you'll have to let go." --David Nestor

Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like.

"Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened." --Winston Churchill

"Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live." --Henry Van Dyke

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. To keep our faces toward change and behave like spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable." --Helen Keller

"Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat." --Henry Emerson Fosdick

"Music is the universal language of mankind." --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

I used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

NONE OF THESE ARE MINE THESE ARE JUST FROM OTHER SOURCES!!

Here are some story quotes...

In all the wide world, there was nothing that Hitsugaya hated more than being called 'shiro-chan'. Oh, he might not have hated it with the same intensity that he hated, say, Aizen; but he certainly hated it more OFTEN. But from a girl, like Yachiru, he could take it… he'd been desensitized to it by SEVERAL lifetimes worth of 'shiro-chan's' from Hinamori. Besides, girls usually said it affectionately, which sort of softened the blow.

"Because if you're already here, the rest of Soul Society will be here soon. You know how big of a celebration they throw when a Captain enters his first century of age. I do not want to be found." Toshiro replied. Momo smiled evilly. Not that Toshiro, who's back was turned, saw.

Okay! Then it's time for us to play 'Ram the Zonpaktou through the Hollow!'."She said. Ichigo's eye twitched.

"What the hell is that?" He asked. Rakuen was suddenly next to him.

"It is the equivalent to the human's 'Pin the tail on the Donkey'." Rakuen replied scientifically. Ichigo stared at the shorter girl. At first, he wasn't fazed at all when he saw the Captain's Haori on her. But when he saw the fraction of the fox/dragon-jaw hollow mask on her upper and lower left jaw, and the hollow hole right below her neck, he started to freak out.

"ARRANCAR!" Ichigo yelled. Everyone tensed, but once they saw he was talking about Rakuen, they calmed. Toshiro sighed.

"Ichigo, Rakuen here, while she's an Arrancar, she's on our side. She's the Captain of the Elite Squad. She's a GOOD GUY." Toshiro said. Rakuen grinned, and flashed the thumbs up.

"Hallo my good fellow!" She said, changing her voice to sound British. Ichigo shook her outstretched hand.

"Um…hello." He said. Torishi suddenly appeared, and dragged her captain away by the back of her Captain's Haori.

"Captain, you're scaring everyone again." Torishi sighed.

"Yeah, well that's obvious, Torishi!" Rakuen whined. Toshiro sighed, and picked up a blindfold.

"Alright, let's get this over with." Toshiro muttered, tying a blindfold over his eyes. Rangiku spun her Captain around and around, until he was leaning from side to side from dizziness. Rangiku pushed Toshiro forward, making him stumble. With the small dagger in his hand, he walked forward, and plunged it into the first thing he felt in front of him.

"OH GOD! WHY?! WHY?!" Screamed Rakuen with the knife going through her right shoulder. It didn't hurt her…but she was having fun. She whirled to Toshiro, who was blinking rapidly with large eyes. "STOP TAKING THE PHRASE 'STAB THE HOLLOW' TO LITERALLY!" Rakuen turned away. "Every freaking PARTY you do this! I'm running out of blood damn it!"

Christmas Teddy: Chapter 1: "I do – I do! I'm sorry, Hitsugaya-taichou. I won't question you!" She hugged the bear so hard to her chest he wondered if the bear's head would fall off. (Was it him, or did the bear somehow have a look of pain? No, no…his imagination, of course.)

Reason: Chapter 1: "Matsumoto, please take care of the paperwork for a while longer. I think it isn't doing me any good. My imagination is making fun of me."

Enemy in Soul Society: Ch. 5:

I look ridiculous," Hitsugaya complained as he loosened the tie.

"Get over it," Ichigo said. "You look just like everyone else."

"And everyone else looks ridiculous," Hitsugaya said.

History of Magic: Ch.5:

Yugi huffed in exasperation, poking lightly at the link between them. /Your headache's bigger than mine! And I've got to say, that's quite a feat considering you don't have a head of your own./

//...I'm not sure I like that implication.//

Yug and Harry and the Goblet of Fire: Ch. 9:

"No, I'm feeling annoyed at Yami. Other then that it's nothing a good night's sleep can't cure," Yugi growled down the link, "But now I can't sleep." Yugi closed his eyes and gave an irritated sigh as he tried to settle down to go back to sleep. "One Kuriboh, two Kuriboh, three Kuriboh…"

`One explosion, two explosions, three explosions…`

I would deeply enjoy it if you reader out there could please, please review. Sigh It can be constructive critisism. Email me if you have any questions or anything else. Please tell me if anything is wrong with my story.

YEAR OF TOUSHIROU HITSUGAYA!

Welcome to Kazeek's Bleach Years! If you would like to join in and declare 2010 the Year of Toushiro, please add your name to the list and copy and paste this to your profile! It only comes once people, so let's make it fantastic!Kazeek, KazeRose, KnowledgeandImagination, AnimeLover237, Raye Lynne, (),Yukiko Shiroryuu, animefan615, rolf-hitsugaya, EasilySwayed

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are..

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

-E.S