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Name: Alleged Warrior

Age: 17

Sex: Female

Favourite Author: Tamora Pierce

Favourite Movie/s: LoTR

Favourite TV Shows: Stargate (SG-1 and Atlantis), Castle, NCIS

Favourite Books: PotS, SotL, All Tamora Pierce's Books, Harry Potter

Favourite Parings:






ect (all other cannon parings)

Harry Potter:




Parings i hate:



Kel/ anyone that isnt Dom


Books/ Series: Protector of the Small, The Immortals, , Song of the Lioness, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anything fantasy (preferably in a medieval setting),

Likes: Chocolate(sugar in general), books, computer, music,

Dislikes: Cleon from tamora pierce (Kel deserves much better, ie. DOM!),

Random Pastings

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick
5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar
6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination
7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"
8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"
10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand
11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"
14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot
15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it
16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive
17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast
18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"
19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways
20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor
21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort
22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy
23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling
26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate
27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways
28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"
29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge
32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers
34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion
35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"
36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"
37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak
45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween
46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously
47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions
48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet
49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am an obsessive Grammar Fascist, engaged in a losing war against txt tlk. Join the fight!

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike english, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up!

Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your handin front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER

Don't follow in my footsteps... I walk into walls.

When in doubt, wear pink.

The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Adults are just kids with money.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that.

TGWF: Thank God We're Female

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"

"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake

Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome!

A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnapp him and drag him to you.


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

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Standing in the Mirror by Eutony reviews
Oliver isn't happy with the unwanted attention Katie's getting from two other Quidditch Captains. Katie doesn't understand why Oliver would give up everything to protect her. Even Quidditch! Why can't Davies and Diggory just leave her alone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 127,659 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Taking Turns by Marie Chambers reviews
'Now we're even, Rose Tyler,' he exclaimed in that over the top voice of his, paired with a manic grin. It was entirely unfair that he could be so unaffected while she was a stuttering mess against the wall. And that was how the game had started, because Rose Tyler decided that she did not want to play to be even. She wanted to play to win.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Blessed Still by Joeys Littlelady reviews
Thorin may not have been blessed with children of his own, but this does not mean he was not blessed. Short, fluffy Thorin and his nephews - mostly Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Thorin, Kili, Fili - Complete
More Precious than Thrones and Gold by Joeys Littlelady reviews
It turns out that there is one thing in Middle Earth Thorin values more than his throne or gold. Or rather two things. Warning: mentions of character deaths, set after the battle of the five armies
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
A Mighty Coat by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Kíli and Fíli are nearly drowned and Bilbo begins to wonder if Thorin is missing what he has right in front of him. Not slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Overture in Slow Motion by lc59 reviews
Injuries sustained during his trip to Atlantis reminds Daniel that "life is short". D/V
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,855 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/18/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala
How to Keep Your Pathologist by Adi Who is Also Mou reviews
...Or how Sherlock always spoils everything. Series of one\twoshots including our favorite Pathologist,and her attempts at dating, and the World's only consulting Detective who has made it his hobby to spoil them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,775 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Texted Consent by conchepcion reviews
Molly has gotten out of a relationship and becomes rather unhelpful. Sherlock decides to cheer her up by creating "Ben" - the perfect man to raise her confidence up via text. Little does Sherlock know the consequences of creating the perfect man and how Molly really is outside Bart's.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,672 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
She's a Liability by ultraviolet9 reviews
Katie Bell: grin a mile wide, an insatiable desire to go faster than strictly safe, and a certain lack of self-preservation. And now, professional quidditch player. Quite possibly, a dangerous combination. -eventual KBOW- Chapter 44 up. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 140,848 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Five Times People Thought They Were A Couple by lauraxtennant reviews
And One Time They Didn't. What happens when everyone assumes they're together? Well, nothing, but they rather like it all the same. What happens when someone doesn't assume they're together? Well, that's a different matter entirely...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,495 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Strictly Pathological by ARoseWithThorns reviews
One-shot. Post-Reichenbach. "For the sake of law and order, I suggest you refrain from any attempts at a future relationship, Molly." Let's dissect what he meant by that, shall we? Just a fluffy jealousy piece. Rated for medical terminology light lang.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Who Molly Hooper Is by eccentricpetal reviews
This was not her. This had never been her. This had been him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
He Must Keep His Distance by eccentricpetal reviews
Why is Molly Hooper really the uncounted one?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
One Moment of Selfishness by KittenKakt reviews
Katie’s been cursed and is in St. Mungos. Not sure if she’ll make it. Oliver, get here soon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Games of the orally fixated by Fayth3 reviews
Rose is bordering on the edge with the Doctor who won't stop licking things. Happy!Who prompt chewed pen lid, also prompt Icecream for C3
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,890 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Team Building by AkamaiMom reviews
Sometimes, it's all about size. And sometimes, it's all about color. A series of one-shots, but each reads as complete. Just conversations that don't really have anything to do with anything.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,181 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Remembering Me by DeborahSloane reviews
After their time aboard the Odyssey was forgotten life went back to normal. However, a trip to the coffee shop soon unravels a series of events that can never be forgotten. D/V Rated K. Flashbacks from 'Unending'.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Freak Fetish by Sunshining reviews
The Weasley twins have planted a dangerous idea in Oliver Wood's head, and Katie Bell must learn to handle the blood boiling and heart palpitating consequences of misguided affections. Her own included. KxO
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,755 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Put the Bottle Down by AdidasandPie reviews
Songfic to Kelly Clarkson's I do not hook up. "I'm a horrible Captain. And player. I let my team down. And now, I, squeaky-clean-never-eat-junk-food Oliver Wood, am raising a bottle of fire whiskey to my mouth..." Not too sad, now FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Take A Hint by Adelie King reviews
In order to get rid of Pete, Samantha Carter asks Jack O'Neill to pretend to be her boyfriend... Alternate Comedy Universe NOMINATED FOR A GATEFIC AWARD 2011
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,527 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Beloved by Oldlibrn reviews
AU What if Vala was pregnant when she walked through the Gate the first time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,442 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
The Fifth Chapter by omgluvr24 reviews
Set directly after Lady Knight, the story of how Kel's life continued. Kel/Dom.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Tortall - Complete
A Rogue's Chance by Starzgirl reviews
Sequel. Beka tries to avoid Rosto's advances after the kiss they had shared in which she had responded. Meanwhile, a new Deputy Provost has taken over Port Caynn and more and more Port Caynn Rats have been entering Corus...B/R. POST-BLOODHOUND.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,940 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Complete
A Bell's Love Song by ActionsSpeakLouderThanWords reviews
Watch Katie Bell find love, have some rows, laughs and cries along the way. KBOW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 114,009 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Love and War by HorcruxFinder reviews
After not speaking in nearly three years, what happens when Katie and Oliver are reunited once again? And will their relationship be able to withstand the horrors of the War going on around them? KBOW. Sequel to Love and Quidditch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 161,849 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Twists and Turns by musique91 reviews
Katie loves Oliver more than mere words could describe. Oliver loves Katie because she makes him feel so many emotions at once. So why does it take them thirteen years to finally admit it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,836 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Sleeping Arrangements by Rac80 reviews
A piece of fluff concerning sleeping arrangements on missions. D/V of course, no spoilers except for Emancipation season 1 , Vala's POV followed by Daniel's POV. Rated T due to "implications". I don't own Stargate...blah blah...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Secret and Hidden Romances by Emerald Puppy reviews
KBOW PoA. Katie: Over the span of a few days I've managed to get suspended, be replaced on the team and land Wood in the Wing again! Now all that's left for me to do is land myself in the Hospital. 10 sickles says I'll trip over my own robes! R&R plz! EP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,616 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Katie B., Oliver W.
The Life of a Certain Lady Knight by Sydelle Rein reviews
KD - Life is dull and restless for Kel now that the war is winding down, except for when she's with a certain blue-eyed sergeant. Follows Dom and Kel as they realize they're in love and their relationship progresses.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,575 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
I Love My Quidditch Obsessed Captain by pointblankdarcy reviews
IMQOC : KBOW. Katie finds Oliver irritating. Read as she discovers something more that she feels about him. All the way from PoA to DH and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,278 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W.
I Do? by reviews
When Yuki and Neal decide to interfere with Kel's non-existant love life, anything can happen. With the help of Alanna, Buri and Raoul, Kel finds herself in a tangle of secrets, disguises and confusion. Kel x Dom.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,461 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Lonely by Lady Myriam reviews
Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan is upset by her friends attitude toward her, and the fact that they don't realize she is a woman.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,079 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Never Stood a Chance by HorcruxFinder reviews
Although she was three years younger, Oliver found himself falling in love against all odds. Oliver's POV. A series of Oliver/Katie drabbles. Rated for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
Unwritten Love by Starzgirl reviews
Takes place during Squire & Lady Knight. Kel & Cleon are courting, but Kel still feels extremely attracted to Dom. Dom knows she & Kennan are together, but what happens when Dom & Kel share an unexpected, and wonderful, kiss? Eventual K/D. T for Safety
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,965 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Complete
Lady Knight Commander by Lady Myriam reviews
What happens after Lady Knight, several weddings, love, promotions and battles. With your favorite character Neal, Kel, Alanna, Dom, Raoul, Buri and many more. I try to keep the story as canon as possible!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 78,207 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Complete
I Have Loved None But You by sirladyknight reviews
And as much as she wished she could simply concentrate on what her heart was saying and the amazing man on his knees in front of her, her mouth voiced the thoughts of her ever-practical mind: "I can't." K/D, Persuasion-esque story.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,609 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Domitan, Keladry - Complete
Cold Midwinters & Warm Kisses by Starzgirl reviews
Collection of Midwinter Oneshots mainly KD. Seventh Oneshot: DEFENSIVE STRATEGIES Up! Dom & Neal decide to have a snowball fight, and Kel & Yuki join them. When Kel & Dom start a fight of their own, will sparks fly as well as snow? COMPLETE for season!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,125 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Wagers, Anyone? by OldCC reviews
Owen, in his usual jolly manner, figures out what's been bothering Kel for ages. She's in love, and the whole palace wants to know who she's fallen for! The betting has begun, and everybody's all over Kel with questions. What a mess! KD, FINALLY UPDATED!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,422 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Keladry, Domitan
Fantasies and Dreams by Carly86 reviews
The Doctor and Rose visit a planet were dreams become reality... What happens when they finally find out about each other's fantasies? Ten/Rose and lots of smut
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,805 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Muffins, They're Not Just for Breakfast by spacegypsy1 reviews
D/V. S/J. Sam/Daniel friendship.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
When Kel, Dom, And Neal Are Bored by Kajesera reviews
What do you do at a meeting where the topic has nothing to do with you whatsoever, with only paper, ink, and pens? Oh, and our favorite trio, Masbolle, Mindelan, and Meathead? Well, pass notes, of course! KelDom, slightly OOC, but R&R anyway, please!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Tortall - Complete
After the Battle by Beagairbheag reviews
Set During Lady Knight, after the battle at the Fort in Scanra. Who carries Kel from the tower to the courtyard after she's finished off Blyce? Has progressed onto what happened on the journey home. KelDom
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
If Found Please Return by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
A one shot in honor of Beltane. The Doctor's arrival, unscheduled as usual, in the midst of a band of intergalactic gypsies leads to a happy discovery and something he should have thought of ages ago.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/1/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Seducing Oliver Wood by Ollywood3 reviews
With a little help from Angelina and Alicia and a lot of encouragement from the Weasley twins, Katie Bell attempts to win over Oliver's heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Katie B., Oliver W.
Of Ripped Dresses and Pink Ponies by Bookworm81818 reviews
After the Scanran War, our favorite heroes Kel and Dom meet up in Corus only to get involved in a prank war with the Third Company of the Kings Own. The war turns into a plot to get Dom and Kel together.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Tortall, Tortall - Complete
Goings on at Steadfast by Beagairbheag reviews
Set after Lady Knight. Weddings, pranks, dancing and plots. KelDom...Eventually! It's been done before but here's my take on it. Reviews appreciated! Finally completed! Sequel posted! New Beginnings at New Hope
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Complete
Six Days At Steadfast by Starzgirl reviews
Kel and others ride to Steadfast for Raoul and Buri's wedding. However, more than just a wedding takes place. Fun ensues,and Eventual KD. Plus other pairings! [T for safety]. EPILOGUE now up! A couple of years later...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,755 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Complete
No I Don't! by Sydelle Rein reviews
Dom’s brother, who comes for the NealYuki and RaoulBuri double wedding, takes an interest in Kel, much to Dom’s annoyance. Can Dom just sit back and let his lady..but wait, she wasn’t his lady. What was he thinking!
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
With This Kiss by BkWurm1 reviews
When Daniel acts coldly to her, Vala is hurt and confused. Maybe the answers are in her dreams. Romance! DanielVala with bits of JackSam in last two chapters Rated T just to be safe. COMPLETE
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,331 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 12/4/2006 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Pursuing Lily Evans by ohsnap its potter reviews
The Marauders chose to video tape their days at Hogwarts, their pranks, and James' desperate attempts at winning Lily's heart. What happens when Harry stumbles upon these old videos? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,891 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Target Practice by I-Like-Llamas reviews
Raoul, Alanna and Gary find Kel and Dom after a big night out. As punishment, Raoul tells Kel and Dom they must retrace their steps from the night before, and fix any problems they caused. keldom
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,136 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Tortall - Complete
A Rainy Day by Maxie Fonseca reviews
A rainy day could only mean an irritated Lady Knight, a humourous sergeant, an unsuspecting Knight Commander, an idiot knight, and a conniving best friend. KelDom Completed!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,789 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Several Years after Several Days by Shibhon reviews
Many years after 'Several Days of Aggravating Occurrences'. I advise you to read that piece before this one. Kel and Dom are 2 years married.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Tortall
Several Days of Aggravating Occurences by Shibhon reviews
Kel and Dom are not involved in a not so dangerous plot that is not against the King or Queen or anyone in particular.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,828 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 7/7/2003