SPN100 Challenge: WOW - finger. A fascinated observer is watching the master at work ...

Sort of based on that time a Queen's Greatest Hits cassette got stuck in my CD-player. Crowley is an unfortunate soul. I love Good Omens a lot.

Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING, SOME MATURE CONTENT.

A Good Omens oneshot. Aziraphale and Crowley are the entities waiting in the Tomb to greet Mary on the first Easter morning.

In celebration of my 10th anniversary on this website. A collection of sketches, studies, and stories about the Angel of the Eastern Gate and the Serpent of Eden.

The ducks aren't the only ones who have seen Aziraphale and Crowley in St. James' Park.

Hannibal was not accustomed with asking for help, but a new development finds the good doctor standing in the middle of a crossroads waiting for its king.

Uchiha Itachi: younger brother, rival, student, despot, comrade. Or, Five Roles Uchiha Itachi Never Played.

After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.

-Oneshot series- The life and times of Itachi Uchiha: His missions, his relationships, and everything life threw at him. This is his story. -Every pairing imaginable, with fluff and trauma in between.- (ALL NC CHAPS DELETED SORRY)

To kill a man. In which Izaya understands love and is destroyed because of it.

Konoha is on its way to recovery with Kakashi at the helm. Sakura thinks that she's getting back on track with her life. Until Itachi walks back into Konoha, a free man. One secret had once torn them apart. What about the other? Sequel to The Lost One.

In which Izaya has cross-dressing tendencies, and Kida is scarred for life.

ONESHOT. Shizuo is dragged to a high school party, where he ends up obsessing over a girl... who turns out to be a guy... who turns out to be Izaya. Apparently, he took one too many shots. Shizaya!

People say that hate is a strong word, but love is also a strong word, and yet they seem to throw it around as though it's worth nothing. Dabbleish.

Izaya wakes up in a coffin with nothing but a flashlight and a cell phone. He doesn't know where he is or how much air he has left. All he knows is that he's running out of time and there's only one person who can save him – Heiwajima Shizuo. Major Character Death.

But I just have to tell you that I love you so much these days.

Dark, angsty fic I wrote back in 2006. House/Chase, Wilson/Chase and sort of, but not quite implied, House/Wilson. Inspired by Sonny/Carly hatesex on General Hospital. Some very dubious consent involved. Please read at your own risk. 5567 Words.

As usual for me, this is a series of oneshots, drabbles, etc. for the characters of HiNaBN. Will include slash and non-slash, namely Conrad/Worth and bromantic Hanna/Galahad. And maybe more characters later on. 8D

Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.

Kisame Hoshigaki and Itachi Uchiha are prideful monsters by nature. They share more in common than they realize as Itachi is subject to Kisame's past and present as a member of the Seven Swordsmen of The Hidden Mist.

When Light wakes up in the morning, he brushes his teeth, combs his hair, and polishes his ever shining, ever present mask.

XXX Plastic Beach ONE-SHOT, Hints Murdoc/2D, inspired by "Wild Nights--Wild Nights!" by Emily Dickinson XXX "Rowing in Eden-- / Ah, the Sea! / Might I but moor--Tonight-- / In Thee!"

The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.

XXX COMPLETE, Murdoc X 2D, language, expect adult themes XXX It's always like this... Murdoc always takes him into these pubs and acts like this genius--like this... fake. Always.

Simply put, she loved to hate me, and I wished she would hurry up and realise it.

My first "Naruto Renaissance" fic. Angsty fluff for KisaIta. Itachi wants to be prepared for the day he loses his eye sight, but he won't be able to remember everything. Only the essentials can earn a spot on his list. Boys are Kishimoto's as ever. Enjoy!

Noodle is upset because Murdoc doesn't like the gift she bought him. 2D gives her some 'advice' and she decides to take action! Phase 1 everybody. NoodsxMuds in a cute way. Oneshot!

Murdoc is assigned the tedious task of teaching Noodle some English. Ah well, that's nothing a little Vodka can't fix!

Original title but fitting for the story, honestly - "“No man is an island, but every man is a plastic beach,” the bassist says, chewing on each word then spitting it out decisively."

Her programming and thought processes were constructed of irrefutable absolutes and commands.

Follows a bit of time between Gorillaz splitting up after Demon Days and Murdoc bringing 2D to Plastic Beach against his will. Slash fic, 2DxMurdoc, multichapter but nothing super long.

Noone tells a story quite like Uncle Murdoc - tonight's topic: how Mr 2-D came to have a hickey on the cover of Demon Days. First person POV, completely silly and plenty of language. M/2D

Written for Kink prompt that wondered why Watson complains about everything Holmes does, except the way he constantly touches him. Holmes/Watson

They complete each other in all ways but this. Redlance/Nightfall. Backstory. Mild angst.

I stare and I dare and you won't ever know... What have you done to me, Doctor? SH/JW

ONESHOT. Lord Coward's eyes are speaking, saying the dirtiest, most unwholesome things Holmes has ever heard, and he's just drinking it in. Holmes/Coward preslash, mentions of Holmes/Watson.

Hidan hates the water, but Kakuzu promises everything will be alright.

An engagement can be many things; a simple meeting, a deadly encounter, or the entanglement of two seperate lives, forever. The story of how Kakuzu met Hidan, ad discovered what a pain he was going to be.

It's Sherlock Holmes' birthday but not everyone wants to celebrate it. Contains implications of slash.

With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.

CRACK WARNING! XD Itachi attempts to understand the motives behind an unexplained brawl between Kakuzu and Hidan and finds a springboard for his own partner-relationship in the answer. Characters are Kishimoto's! All hail Akatsuki slash! XD

Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.

Itachi's first night in ANBU. He's lying prone on the table, arms splayed out like those of a corpse, but he does not move. That's the first thing they tell you--don't. So Itachi doesn't. Because this is ANBU, and it does not matter who you are.

Because here on earth, this wasn't love, it was fascination. KakuHida KakuzuxHidan short oneshot.

Things were going well in their squeaky-clean, high profile lives until the Uchiha heir started sleeping with another man, and GodBoy tried to convert the most cynical woman ever. But maybe, the disembodied voice declared, it was time to shake things up-A

Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.

Deidara was still grieving the loss of his partner when he meets Itachi in the forest, who offers him healing.

His body arches, and his legs skim down the length of Madara's underbelly, pelvis. Itachi's foot, sandal gone, squirms fishlike against Madara's cock, as Itachi starts to drown drown drown in air. Madara/Itachi, pre-series.

Chase has an encounter with Cameron which he regrets when House finds out. One-shot, House/Chase.

"Have you ever heard of the story? Of the little boy, who shot down an angel, right into the hands of the devil?" Implied MadaIta and ItaSasu/SasuIta.

...You just had to leave me Danna, didn't you...?

Kakuzu debates the wisdom of mass murder. Building even a single ninja takes funding, after all. Training, medication, nutrition... Think of all that money. Warning: semi-graphic violence/NCS

Hidan swears, Kakuzu throws ramen, Itachi is blind, and eveyone's betting Deidara and Sasori are gay. OS.

He finds that he is wildly infatuated with the prodigy... the younger one, of course. He finds he has to keep reminding himself who is who these days. Just like he finds he's far too prone to flirting with delusions. Drabble. KisaIta KisaSasu

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

CRACK Hidan is having cake, but does Kakuzu want some, too? R&R NO FLAMES. M for Hidan's mouth.

There were only few people who got under Itachi’s skin. His blue skinned partner made it very deep without knowing it. It was tragic, though, that there was no room for love in his life… ONESHOT YAOI KisaIta Brotherly love also mentioned, but NO INCEST.

- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.

Because it would be arrogant to seek perfection. KakuHida- written by a not-entirely-sane author

The whole thing was so weak, a frustrating illusion. But that’s what Itachi was; King of the most painful illusions, this one just happened to be real. Kisaita

He was the best, the brightest, the strongest. He pulled me up, but he forgot to drag me back down.::Kisame's POV::.

Kakuzu has escaped death, and he's planning on getting as far away from Fire country as possible, but he's not going without Hidan. warning for blood, violence, language and male relationships. Read and review please! Chapter 4 is up!

Itachi is not perfect. He has found a flaw in himself, one which Kisame greatly indulges in. There is no power struggle, only sex, manipulation, domination, and gratification. Yaoi, KisaIta

Itachi accepts a dare, in which, he must convince Kisame to kiss him. He's doing it for the free drinks but he's also getting a phone number. AU - Yaoi - KisaIta

Hidan loathed Kakuzu. Kakuzu thought Hidan was amusing. And whatever they tried to do, they just can't keep from falling into their four-step routine of fighting. A particular incident in the gold vault. KakuHida

The green gift has graced Kisame again, and he seems to want to share today. And look, Zetsu has decided to hit it this time. Rated for DRUG REFERENCES!

Coming out of the closet was something Kankuro had never expected to do... [drabble]

Sinners, arn't we all? slight KakuHidan, rated for topic.

Itachi knows that he's going blind, but he isn't worried about it. He has a plan. KisaIta.

KakuHida semifluff! How two seeming enemies can be united by something as simple as a little rain and an umbrella. Kishimoto's characters! Prize fic for Emerald ElfSlytherin. Review if inclined and enjoy! Smile!

Imagine: Kisame, Itachi, Deidara and Sasori, a bowl the size of Kisame's fist and lots of time on their hands. Rated for DRUG REFERENCES...AHHH!

KisaIta death fic. Sorry! I believe all KisaIta writers make one eventually so here is mine. Just the last moments of what may have been more than partners. Thanks to Kishimoto for amazing characters who I pray I do justice. Enjoy and review [if possible]

The title says it all.

KisaIta fluffdrabble! While on a mission Kisame sees his partner in a new light, but he won't ever tell him! Regardless of my wishes, I don't own Naruto! Please enjoy and review!

A little KisaIta drabble pre my becoming a die hard supporter of the couple, so flip flop as far as it being yaoi. Itachi's feelings for his partner and musings of being more. Characters are Kishimoto's! Enjoy and comment if the mood comes upon you!

KisaIta!Five chapters long, T for yaoi and mild language, it will explain itself better than I can! Deidara cameo at the end...Please enjoy and comment! Kiki and Tachi are Kishimoto's of course...

The leader finally goes crazy and spreads the culture of HipHop and 'bling' to the other Akatsuki members. Crackfic. Rated M for language and awkward situations.

Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.

An encounter with a Satanist hoodlum's Vauxhall Astra one Saturday at Uncle Norm's Organ Emporium changes everything Stuart Tusspot's ever known. ONESHOT

Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.

Some Crack I wrote for brother's birthday. Yaoi, Lemon,... weird

KisaIta, Multichapter sequal to EBGW. Itachi and Kisame receive a retrieval mission in the Wave Country, but Kisame seems to be hesitating about going through with it...

When Murdoc finds an unorthodox inamorata the rest of the band are unsure how to handle it. But when it seems as though the situation is set to stay, a certain singer is feeling uncomfortable with Murdoc's shift of attention. Slash! MurdocX2D

Rather than argue he'd prefer to get this out of the way so he could move past it and get on with more important things. Drinking, for one. [Murdoc2D]

Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru

Somewhere else the happy ending was different.

First love often hurts... but first love theirs is not. Kisame x Itachi, seriously.

Itachi rarely needs to speak, but Kisame understands. Kisame x Itachi, if you dare.

An Uzumaki poem.