Author has written 18 stories for Hellboy, 9, District 9, Left 4 Dead, and Hanna is not a Boys Name.
Current occupation: High school student, part-time teen worker, anomist.
Gender: Girl, but if you're looking for a prime example of gender roles, you'll need to go elsewhere.
Age: Chronologically? 15. Mentally? Roughly 40.
Faves: Left 4 Dead, District 9, Pasta dishes, cheap thrills, existing, PLURR, etc.
Favorite bands/artists: Happy Hardcore, Daft Punk, Captain Jack, Radiohead.
PLURR: Peace, Love, Unity, Respect, Responsibility. Learn it, live it, love it.
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick, and AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
I am the niece who winces when someone discriminates gays because her uncle is one.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
BOLD the ones that fit you
Got to love the sarcasm.
Put your ipod on shuffle.
For every question you must press the next button to get your answer.
You have to write that song down as your answer, no matter how weird it sounds.
If someone asks “Are you okay?” you answer:
Be Prepared from the Lion King Soundtrack. ((Prepared for what?))
What would best describe your personality?
Your Horoscope For Today by “Weird Al” Yankovic ((Well, I suppose it could…))
What do you like in a guy or girl?
Hidden In The Sand by Tally Hall ((…erm…what’s hidden in the sand?))
How do you feel today?
Uprising by Muse ((Not really. I feel tired today.))
What is your life’s purpose?
Paparazzi (Remix) by DJ NaS ((Not really.))
What is your motto?
Hand of Doom by Black Sabbath. ((WTF? I’m PLURRy!))
What do your friends think of you?
Savior by Rise Against ((I hope not. :P I’d be an awful savior.))
What do you think about very often?
Freedom Rider by Traffic. ((I guess.))
What do you think of your best friend(s)?
Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre (feat, Eminem) ((They have.))
What do you think of the person you like?
American Idiot by Green Day ((Sounds about right. ;) ))
What is your life story?
Butterfly by I Love You!Project ((…))
What do your parents think of you?
Elevator by Flo Rida (feat. Timbaland) ((…x2))
What will you dance to at your wedding?
Lollipop by Aqua ((Why the hell not? XP))
What will they play at your funeral?
Centerfold (Mark-Oh Remix) by Captain Jack ((I like happy music, so I’m fine with that.))
What’s the worst thing that could happen to you right now?
Lollipop by The Chordettes ((I’ll keep away from lollipops, then, except at weddings.))
How will you die?
Remember the Name by Fort Minor ((Oh no! Not Voldemort! *dies*))
What was it like when you were born?
Black Swan by Thom Yorke. ((Sounds about right…go listen to the song. XP))
What is one thing you regret?
Smoke One the Water by Deep Purple. ((I’d regret fire in the sky.))
What makes you laugh?
Fat Lip by Sum 41 ((As long as it’s not my lip.))
What bores you?
Hey Jude by The Across The Universe Cast. ((That song is boring.))
What makes you cry?
Get Off by Foxy ((…x3))
Will you ever get married?
Can’t Find My Way Home by Blind Faith ((I’ll take that as a no.))
What scares you the most?
Disturbia by Rihanna ((It does.))
Does anyone like you?
Scatman’s World by Scatman John ((…x4))
If you could go back in time, what would you change?
Let’s Play Some Tetris by Happy Hardcore. ((But I like Tetris… Q_Q))
The next song will be your subject:
The Meek Shall Inherit by The Cast of Little Shop of Horrors ((Okay.))
The next song will be your new name:
Captain Jack by Captain Jack ((Awesomesauce!))