Samtastic Sami
hide bio
Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-10-08, id: 1738909, Profile Updated: 12-13-09
Author has written 19 stories for Twilight.

A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME...

hair: dark brown (I think...)
height: 5'3
eyes: brown
b-day: December 8
piercings: one on each ear
school: yeah, right, like I'm gonna type it.
hobbies: READING!! and fanfics.
nationality: filipina ;P !! mwuahahah!
occupation: being a klutzy accident prone bookworm! yay me!
books: TWILIGHT SAGA, House of Night, Mortal Instruments, Inkheart Trilogy, Inheritance Trilogy, MAXIMUM RIDE!, the Host, Wicked, Night World, Watchmen, Wolverine, Generation Dead, Peeps, the Mediator Series, the Secret Circle, Blue Bloods, the Vampire Diaries, All-American Girl, Prom Nights from Hell, Immortal, the Hunger Games, Romeo & Juliet, Little Women, Daniel X, North, the Little Princess, White Fang, the Prince & the Pauper, 20,000 Leaugues Under the Sea, the Wizard of Oz, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hide, American Girl Collection: Samantha (guess why), Red Badge of Courage, Huckleberry Finn, Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Treausre Island... etc, etc, etc,...
TOO MANY!! Yes, I am that nerdy, geeky bookworm that trips over air that you see practically living at BARNES & Noble. I'm the one that marks off days on the calendar till a new book comes out. Yup that's me.
And if you ask why I like Romeo & Juliet, it's 'cuz I find it so funny how they both die.
And there are plenty more books in my room just begging to be read.


Hold on! I found this copy and paste thing on somebody's profile, and i thought it was the sweetest thing! Honestly, I can't truly say I believe in true love, but that doesn't mean it's something you can't fight for. anyway... Read this thing! It's just so... something!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose - me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

'The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.'

Whoever came up with that or originally came up with that copy and paste idea... You're awesome!

p.s. check out my friends' channels: http://www.fanfiction.net/~notsomuch2say

dude, if ya wanna see videos starring my friends, who are mentioned in the Plan, visit my youtube channel! - http://www.youtube.com/user/SamtasticSamE
If you love Twilight, then I love you!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her. When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her. When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go. When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her. When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong. When she ignore's you
Give her your attention. When she pull's away
Pull her back. When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful. When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word. When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind. When she's scared
Protect her. When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her. When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh. When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay. When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up. When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand. When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers. When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh. When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold. When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does. When she misses you
she's hurting inside. When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away. When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers. When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.


Why Pick up Lines Never Work

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Random Quotes

Boys are like slinkeys. Completely useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Keep smiling- it makes everyone wonder what your up too

Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

Best friends through thick and thin!
If you cry, I cry,
If you laugh, I laugh,
If you fight, I got your back,
If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall,
If you jump off a bridge... Oh heck ,wait for me!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have tripped over air, put this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American Teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent who would laugh there asses off.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone you just want to SLAP every time you see them, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you have ever lost your train of thought in the middle of a sentence, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something but forgot it right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something but then someone interrupted you, and then when they let you talk you forgot what you were planning on saying, copy this into your profile.


25 Things My Mother Taught Me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.


Wake Me Up When September Ends:
Ch. 1 - Bella's Sun Dress:

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Punch Me, Love Me, Save Me by ericastwilight reviews
Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 267,641 - Reviews: 5125 - Favs: 3,705 - Follows: 4,506 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14712 - Favs: 12,287 - Follows: 5,603 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 153,828 - Reviews: 5508 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Even Playboys fall in love by luver of darkness reviews
The boys are in a band,Edward is a playboy, what happenes when he meets Emmett's little sister, Bella?She hates Edward with a passion,Can he change and revel to her that he loves before something bad happenes and he loses her? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,853 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 6/7/2008
The Night to Remember by LAshton10 reviews
Bella and Jasper are getting married. Edward and Alice are engaged. What happens when Edward sees Bella for the first time and falls in love? Can he stop the wedding and convince her he is her true love? Full of twists and turns!ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,562 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Training the Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 205,748 - Reviews: 6391 - Favs: 4,609 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9488 - Favs: 8,499 - Follows: 5,726 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Untouchable Like A Distant Diamond Sky by xoxo41 reviews
Edward Cullen is the football captain who is dating the cheerleading captain, Tanya. Bella Swan is the average best friend to Edward who is secretly in love with him. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,773 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Ice by LolliliciousLolly reviews
Amidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 263,705 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2006
The Isles by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
B,the man hating pirate captain, finds herself learning to follow her heart instead of her head when she meets the lady loving pirate captain E. What will happen when these two are forced to join forces to stop something much bigger than themselves? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Bella
Small Town Southern Living by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
Edward just found out that his girlfriend's been cheating on him and when his parents ask him to visit their vacation home in a small town in Alabama, he reluctantly agrees. But what happens when he meets a sweet southern girl while he's there? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Beautiful Melodies by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
B is orphaned at three and now lives and works as the best known vocalist and dancer at the Eclipse Opera House. At 17, she hears a haunting melody that is oddly familiar floating through the hallways. She goes to investigate. What will she find? AH. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,328 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3697 - Favs: 4,377 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18542 - Favs: 7,726 - Follows: 3,711 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Make My Dreams Come True by ashel-13 reviews
SEQUEL TO MLOONAA! Join Bella, Edward, and the gang as they reunite during college for breaks! Fun, Fluff, Lemons, and of course DTE! OOC, AU, and All Human. Please read Making Love Out Of Nothing At All first!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/22/2009
Beautiful Hitchhiker by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is running from home, tired and lost he saves a beautiful hitchhiker from a terrible fate. They decide to travel the road together. Unknown to them there is a trail of brutal murders left in their wake. The killer is closer than they think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 91,436 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,332 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loving Mr Cullen by Masen'sGirL reviews
Isabella Swan is a believer of true love. However her latest boyfriend ends their relationship on her birthday. Distracted by the latest break-up, she bumps into a car and a man steps out of it - who turns out to be her new boss, Edward Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,974 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Flight of the Phoenix by ericastwilight reviews
Bella Swan never moved to Forks with her father. Her first encounter with Edward is 30,000 feet in the air on the way to college,with no means of escape. Can he resist the call of her blood? From the fire, someone will be reborn. On Hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blue by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
1930. "I don't want to fight." He whispered. "Too much of a pacifist?" He looked up into my eyes. "Too in love with you." Torn apart by their faith, Alice is sent to a Nazi camp and Jasper is forced to guard her. Can their love survive the odds? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Collide by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Emmett, Jasper and Bella are going to London on holiday. The famous Edward, Alice and Rosalie are there for work, what happens when both partys 'Collide?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
Broken Sky by twilightXgirl14 reviews
based off the Twilight series. Kind of my own Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008
Memento Mori by Rosette-Cullen reviews
I guess at some point everyone has to do something long term that they hate or regret every moment of. I happened to be in that situation." How far would you go to insure a safe, realiable future, even if there was pain and cheating involved? M, AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,126 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Complete
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Imitating Art by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan, celebrated romance novelist, doesn't live a very exciting life outside of her work. Can that annoyingly persistent man she met at a coffee shop one day help break her out of her shell and start living like her characters do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,411 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
Birthdays Suck by HORSELUVR620 reviews
Resolutions: 1.Forget Phoenix-- 2.Love Forks-- 3.Get to know Charlie-- 4.Forget about Jake-- 5.Be Happy Bella has been used and abused. Now she is going to Forks. Rated M for language and sex/rape references. nothing too descriptive I am not SM-disclaimer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,073 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009
Arrogance by ashel-13 reviews
When E and B go with others to perform a senior prank at the school, they get caught, and must serve community service, together. The only problem is that Bella HATES Edward with a passion because she knows he’s the school’s biggest player! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 125,945 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009
E Pluribus Unum by Rosette-Cullen reviews
One thing in exchange for another takes on a literal meaning when a relationship and social opinions are put at their breaking point. How can a couple defying those social opinions survive? ExB lemons, angst, romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,516 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
What Happened? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
‘I HATE YOU!’, ‘WELL DONT WORRY BECAUSE THE FEELING IS MUTUAL!’ They both turned in different directions but I saw the same emotion hidden behind their cleverly shielded eyes. Not hatred. But something much stronger. Then, What Hapenned?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,329 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008
Sharp Edges by xXxbrokenxXx reviews
Who do you turn to when your x boyfriend rapes you, when you witness the death of your cousin, what do you do when you move to a new town and fall in love with a badass who seems to hate everyone? What about when people you know begin turning up dead?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 31 - Words: 97,491 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Under the Same Stars by DiamondSummit reviews
maximum ride/twilight crossover. max and the gang move to forks and start high school. their tutors happen to be edward, alice, and bella. what will happen when both sides realise that the others are not 100% human? T for language and older themes
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,517 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
A War I Didn't Start by DiamondSummit reviews
who was Bree? what was life like fighting in a newborn army? was she just another pawn? was she in love? this is life throught her eyes. "welcome to the war." Bree/OC Sara/OC. please read the second chapter! it's better then the first.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Bree
Can I forget tragedy? by twilightsimsfan02 reviews
Bella has had problems with boy relationships lately. She has officially decided that she will no longer get into any relationships with any new guys. But when Edward shows up, can bella keep him out? what will happen if she doesnt? ExB! All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,225 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,349 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Gangster by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Example entry for the Age of Edward Contest: Edward Cullen is the infamous mobster who happens to take it up with the chief of police, what would his motives for blackmailing the chief be? ExB Lemon, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
The life before her eyes by linnybug reviews
Alice has spent three years in an abusive relationship, until Jasper comes along. But, is he really the knight in shining armor she thinks he is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,020 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
I'm Gonna Bite You! by ahemyywe150 reviews
Edward and Bella have known each other since they were little. Before freshman year of higschool, Edward moves away. Two years later, Bella moves too, and finds Edward at the same school she is going to. Can you say clashing? I can.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,547 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Your Call by notsomuch2say reviews
A story based off Secondhand Serenade's "Your Call". The tale of young love between freshmen Edward and Bella. What will life's tragic turns do to their young relationship?Canonpairing;OOC;AU; ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,844 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Till The Kids Drive Us Insane by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Esme and Carlisle adopt five kids. Rosalie,Emmett,Alice,Jasper and Edward. They both learn that parenting is never easy. Set when all five of them are just eight years old. Very funny! Please review.! Story is better than summary.!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009
Stoically Stitched by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's kept a secret that's eaten away at her. After a self-inflicted injury, she's put into a hospital that tests her strength. She'll find out who she can trust, and who she needs to stay away from. A darker fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,545 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Live? by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella was diagnosed with small cell lung cancer at the age of 14. With her time on this earth shortened her best friend is determined to give her what she always wanted. Edward Cullen is the famous son of the world famous doctor Carlisle Cullen. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,170 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
A Fire Reborn by edwardcrazy reviews
Bella is a Vampire. She lives in Forks with her brothers and sisters Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie. What happens when there is a new guy who has the same name as Bella's long lost love from her human life 80 years ago?ExB all writing halted
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Nanny by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,352 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Britannia by BellaCullenWanabee14 reviews
Songfics featuring songs from British Musical Drama, Britannia High. Give it a go, please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008
That's what you get by BellaCullenWanabee14 reviews
When Edward cheats on Bella, she runs away. 5 years later, Bella is starring as Brooke Davis in One Tree Hill. What happens when it's filmed in Edward's new school? Post Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella
Meeting the snob aka Edward Cullen by Your sweetest dream reviews
Edward Cullen is the new student at Forks High. He is the son of a rich lord in England. His father thinks he is a spoiled brat and after his latest trouble making, his father sends him off. Bella meets him in their psychology class and the sparks fly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,589 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Pretty Corpses by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The Pretty Corpses is the first movie using vampire actors along with human actors. Edward and Bella are the main characters. A better summary is inside. Connected to All the Pretty Corpses NOT a sequel or rewrite! B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,542 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8049 - Favs: 3,795 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11676 - Favs: 8,656 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cultivating Youth Subsistence by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Going through the high school social system is not just looking for a gentle curvature. Friend's change, and relationships blossom and wilt all in a matter of seconds. AH, AU, OOC. Mature fic, lemons galore, and intimate story line.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,315 - Reviews: 1623 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Between the Lines by Kitschisme reviews
On hiatus, for the time being. Bella starts a new job as a writer at a prestigious Seattle newspaper. Sparks fly when she meets an attractive, brooding stranger who enters her life in a most unexpected way. BPOV, OOC, AH. Rated M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,399 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maria by ahemyywe150 reviews
All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,004 - Reviews: 3018 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 1,370 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
On Opposite Ends by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
E is the heir to the throne who's never loved before.B is a girl in the lower city who doesn't believe in love.When E decides to sneak out of the palace one day, they can't help but notice each other.Will they fall in love? AH. AU. Full summ. inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,282 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stupid, Beautiful Cullen! by flawless-lips reviews
He was the annoying, stubborn bad boy. She was the new girl who couldn’t stand the fact she lusted after him. Steam starts rising after she and her friends are sent to boarding school for burning down their school gym. CanonPairings.NotAverageChickFlick.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,522 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heartbeats by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella Swan is left in a coma after a fateful plane crash that killed almost every single passenger. Her heartbeats are numbered, and she wonders if she'll ever see her family again. But is there some else who can make her wake up? AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Broken and Shattered by notsomuch2say reviews
Bella is a troubled teen suffering living in a family affected by the economic depression. Though her life is as miserable as a hell-tale gets, she meets an ER doc named Carlisle who offers her help. Darker theme. OOC;AH;AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Confessions of a Sinner by SevenSinners reviews
7 Sins, 7 Authors, 7 One-shots
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,255 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009
Labour of Devotion by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A collab between Kitschisme and Rosette-cullen Isabella Swan has lived as a servant her entire life. She has come to expect cruelty from her masters, but will her luck change when she is purchased by the mysterious, brooding millionaire Edward Cullen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,006 - Reviews: 2750 - Favs: 2,223 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Complete
Defection by Rosette-Cullen reviews
During their time away in Breaking Dawn looking Immortal Children, Jasper and Alice decide to let the tension not get the best of them. Gift for Katara-Alchemist for your awesome fan-art. Lemon, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Complete
We Bury Love by Kitschisme reviews
My entry for the ThreeSmutketeers' Steamy Movie Crossover Contest! Twilight/Six Feet Under. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bedazzled by ashel-13 reviews
For Steamy Movie Crossover Contest. Dorky Bella will do anything for Jacob, even sell her soul. But the tables are turned when Edward shows up to make her dreams come true. E/B AU. Hope you all enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Jobs by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
They are many ways to describe my job; if you could call it that. I prefer the term escort, the politically correct version.' ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Country Love by DarkGoldenEyedAngel reviews
Edward and Bella are dragged to a country music festival by their friends. They are both complete strangers, but what will happen when they are forced to sing a song together? One-Shot. All Human. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Adopted by a Vampire by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
Bella is adopted by a vampire at the age of five and knows all about vampires when she meets Edward and his family. How does this change things?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9663 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Goodbye by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
For seven years I watched and waited. But there was only so much that I could put my heart through, and the night I finally told him, was the night I let him go. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 2518 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
While you're busy making other plans by linnybug reviews
I know, long title, but this is the official sequel to Learning Curve! Finally! Hope you all enjoy ;-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,194 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008
Total Eclipse of the Heart by ashel-13 reviews
Actress Bella Swan has been getting mysterious letters making her enlist the aide of body guard, Edward Cullen. But will he do more than protect her body? She finds there's more to the SWAT officer than meeets the eye, and wants him all the more. OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,936 - Reviews: 4242 - Favs: 4,080 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
still needs a name by not-a-writer-ish reviews
bella is friend with a group of guys, but has to leave forks. when she comes back 2 years later, drastically changed, and meets a new member of the group, will sparks fly? ah canon pairings ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008
Not Just a One Night Stand by Apple Slushie reviews
Definition: A brief sexual encounter lasting only for a single night. Thats all Bella expected from man-about-town Edward, but thats not what he wants from Bella. OOC. AH. Mild Course Language. Based on Solo
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
Too Drunk to remember by xxpipxx reviews
All Human! A drunk Bella kisses Edward at a party, and doesn't remember a thing the next day. However, Edward wants to find the mysterious girl, and is determined to win her over. Normal Pairings :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Notebook by notsomuch2say reviews
twilight/notebook crossover. Bella is the daughter of a rich business man and falls in love with a country boy, Edward. Will their summer love ensure? BASED ON THE MOVIE. CANON PAIRINGS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
More Than Ever by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Isabella Swan's only love is getting married to Tanya Delani... What happens to Bella and Edward? Is it truely over? ALL HUMAN... I know it's a rubbish summary but check it out or you'll regret it :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Complete
Yuletide Glee by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Tis the season! Bella and Edward are left alone during the busy holiday season, a moment to exchange a gift may be a perfect release for the pain. One-shot, Lemon, ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a ring on it by linnybug reviews
Now...a two-shot! I've added Edward's point of view to the mix. But, still inspired by the Beyonce song of a similar title...Edward didn't know what he had until it was gone...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pissing of the Twilight Characters by Anonymoussss reviews
Ways to piss off the numerous characters in Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
No one but you by Anonymoussss reviews
Paul and Casey are both hot heads. What can their tempers get them into? Rated M for possible lemons and some strong language. PAUL/OC A Paul imprint story. Read and Review Please!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/2/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Paul
Setting The Table by ashel-13 reviews
Oneshot. All Human. Lemon. Bella and Edward celebrate their first Thanksgiving together as a married couple. Co-written by HaydenMCullen and ashel-13.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For Rosette by Kitschisme reviews
CarlislexEdward one shot in which Carlisle has a flashback to the day of Edward's change. Written in honor of Rosette-Cullen's sixteenth birthday! Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Three Little Birds by KelseyXDD reviews
Bella thought Edward had died at 9/11. She doesn't remember his name or what he looks like. What happens when she meets him at NYU, without her even knowing it's really him? ExB All Human. Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,155 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Beauty and the Nerd by MeltingInHisGoldenEyes reviews
Bella is the funny, chubby girl. Edward is the 'hot nerd' they are best friends until they are seperated at 10. When Bella becomes a new Bella, every guys wants, will her final promise with Edward last, after all it was sealed with one small kiss...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,466 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Just Another Drop of Rain by DiamondSummit reviews
one of bella's hallucination, a sequel to "Forever, My Lamb". sad one-shot of Bella dreaming of Edward from the back of her motorcycle, sitting in the rain
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forever, My Lamb by DiamondSummit reviews
who's to say bella was the only one having hallucinations during New Moon? sad little one-shot about edward dreaming about bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paging Dr Love by Debussy-This reviews
Bella Swan, a resident, is struggling with the realities of a medical career when she mets attending Dr. Edward Masen, a real life Dr. Love. Can he save her from her own self doubt? AU Human, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,843 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Don't Take the Girl by ericastwilight reviews
Edward and Bella first met when they were eight years old, ten years later he asks for her hand in marriage. One shot/song inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Gun Powder and Lead by ericastwilight reviews
Officer Edward is sent to check on Chief Swan's daughter while she's home visiting from college. He's nervous to see his true love again, but troubles arises as her date is not so nice. Can he protect her? Will she let him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Famous in a Small Town by ericastwilight reviews
Actor Edward Cullen, decides to go home for the holidays, hoping to see his love. Bella, a famous author does, too. They both try to hide from the media and their fans the reason why they've come home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 124 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 949 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Team Driver by ericastwilight reviews
The racing team needs a new driver besides the sexy Edward Cullen. Unfortunately, its a stubborn woman named Bella, the teams owner's daughter. Someone Edward can't stop thinking about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
What if I am a superhero? by linnybug reviews
Similar story to original Twilight, but with a very different Bella. Story has a better description. Rated M, just in case...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,167 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Learning Curve by linnybug reviews
Bella's a college freshman who meets Edward the Sigma Pi, but he's not your average frat boy. All human...and lots o'lemons on the horizon for this one...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,932 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
Valentine's Day by sugarhigh123 reviews
Takes place after the incident with Tyler's van. It's the week of Valentine's Day. What happens when Bella recieves 10 gifts with hints to who her "admirer" is thoughout the week? Edward's POV of this story coming soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,112 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Monster by CuriosityRedux reviews
Ian's POV of Chapter 40: Horrified. “I never wanted this to happen,” I murmured to her sleeping form, pushing her hair back. “I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry...”
Host - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
A STRANGE NIGHT by notsomuch2say reviews
POST ECLIPSE & PRE BREAKING DAWN. One night, Bella finds herself waking up in Emmett's arms.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5767 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Apocalypse, Twilight Style by Luna October Wolf reviews
Fire or Ice?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
A Sorta Fairytale by linnybug reviews
Bella Swan is a 20-year-old au pair for a widower named Carlisle Cullen. On a summer trip to Ireland, she meets Carlisle's bad seed nephew, Edward. Rated M because, well, you know me...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,188 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
The Change by Rosette-Cullen reviews
It was on this, the day of my beloved's death, that I stood unsure." Experience the pain of the kiss of death that Edward lays upon his angel. Feel the pain as the venom devours her senses.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Taking Matters Into His Own Hands by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The night after Bella throws herself onto Edward, he can't stop thinking about her. After hours of debating with himself, he procedes to do something that would be frowned upon from his time era. ExE Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Bridesmaids revisited by linnybug reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after six years, at Alice's wedding in England. Will they realize the feelings they have for each other? All Human. I won't make promises of lemons, only innuendos :-P BTW, I don't own anything...just thought I'd add that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,146 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Complete
A wolf's lone love by Rosette-Cullen reviews
On the day of Edward and Bella's wedding, Jacob finds himself on the beach. He doesn't expect to find a girl of his interest. Jacob x OC that belongs to Shishimai.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
Royal Treaty by Apple Slushie reviews
Set in Knights in Shining Armour with Castles Era. Clearer Summary inside. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,085 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1726 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Iron Grip reviews
Bella gets arrested, and is one of many juvenile delinquents sent away to boot camp in the Washington State Penitentiary.Feuds begin, and then somehow love falls into the mix of fist fights, crimes, and hate.Beware of violence and language mild.All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,039 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friend's Girl reviews
Edward has a hobby: being a professional asshole. Hey, he's got to make a living somehow. Getting couples back together? Psh, no prob. But finding love? Big prob. Especially when his desperate best friend gets dumped and resorts to Edward's method.AH,AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2009
Wake Me Up When September Ends reviews
I have to move on they say. They tell me you’re never coming back to me. September is over, and I have to move on. I have to get out of here. You broke my promise, and my heart. September has ended, but my love hasn’t.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Thunder reviews
Rosalie has a troubled path, and she lacks trust in people, mainly men. Emmett McCarthy grows to love her and wants to prove her wrong. Can he convince her that there are good people in the world? For Oxygen.and.Cucumber challenge, one-shot, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
The Plan reviews
Nessie loves Jacob with all her heart, but he still has her kept in the dark about the imprinting. Nessie devises a plan of making Jacob jealous, but what if she really does fall in love in the process?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,105 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Way We Talk reviews
Rosalie's used to sleeping around with a different guy every night, but everything snaps into perspective for her when Emmett kicks her out his door and she realizes she loves him. One-Shot. Based on the song The Way We Talk by The Maine.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Bella's Christmas Wish reviews
Bella was asked by Charlie to play her guitar for a Christmas party, but what happens when that guitar comes alive and she falls in love? Christmas one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Starlit Night reviews
This story is a collaboration between myself and notsomuch2say.Seth finally meets his match with the new member of the Cullen family. Mwuahaha! Chemicals react and explode -- or...fursplode in Seth's case.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Seth
Remembering Sunday reviews
Based on the song Remembering Sunday by All Time Low. Edward meets the woman of his dreams, but what if all she wants from him is friends-with-benefits kind of relationship? More heartbreak occurs when he can't find her, and he is left empty and broken.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,673 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
My Beautiful Rescue reviews
I promise I will always love you, love of my life. My heart is yours. My heart will always belong to you, my beautiful rescue. You saved me from myself, and made my last few months here worth something. One last goodbye before I bid thee farewell. Forever
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward - Complete
Miserable at Best reviews
One-shot, based on the song by Mayday Parade.Edward and Bella have been in love and are ready to leave for college, but Edward must face his fear but makes a choice that he regrets, leaving both heartbroken.Can he fix his mistake before it's too late?AH
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Agent 007 reviews
This is a story about sexy Edward Cullen the spy out to kill with his deadly good looks. Well, more like out to assassinate someone with his gun. But guess who the target is! Originally a one-shot, but now with an epilogue.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fringe reviews
Twilight/Fringe mix. Edward and Bella are trying to solve a mysterious crime, but love anf fatality are thrown into the desperate mix. Every choice is a dangerous one...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
All Again For You
Post Eclipse. Based on All Again for You by We the Kings. Jacob's feelings towards Bella. I thought it would only be fair he gets a voice.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jacob - Complete
The Christmas list reviews
What does Edward get from Bella for Christmas? Sorry, no lemon! Just Santa being a peepin' tom. so who goes on the naughty list? I dedicate this to all Christmas lovers, and because my b-day is already here! yay! enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gambling reviews
Edward Cullen owns the luxurious MGM Grand hotel and casino in Las Vegas. Sneaky card dealer Stanley sues him, and Bella needs to bail him out of his sticky situation.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Twilight ABDC Concert reviews
I blended ABDC and Twilight for my friend. What happens when Bella and Edward go to the concert? Are there catfights? hrmm.... it's just a one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Game reviews
One-shot. Edward is the star player on the Lakers team, and Bella is one of the sprightly cheerleaders there to...cheer for him...? Sorry, I know nothing about sports or cheerleading.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Bella - Complete
Edward the Guardian
This is a story based on Twilight. Same characters, but with different mythical creature. Try, angels and grim reapers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Edward, Bella