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UPDATE!!

Okay, after being MIA for almost . . . how many months?? Anyway, I've been thinking and a lot has happened awhile back. I have an announcement to make: to all Kissing and Other Catastrophes fans, I am no longer writing this fic. It isn't up for adoption because it's something I came up, it came from MY imagination, call me dramatic, I don't care. It was MINE and it shall continue to be mine. If you're interested in rambling reasons why I quit writing it, read on.

First of all, I'm more of an HP-fanatic than a Twihard. I like Twilight, it's okay. Not brilliant, borderline crappy, but fun escapism. When I started reading the books, I thought Stephenie Meyer's characters were flat Mary Sues and Gary Stus. So, I wanted to do a little something and spice it up. I wanted to take in a gorgeous, mesmerizing guy and a not-so-gorgeous girl surrounded by a bunch of quirky characters. So I wrote Ain't She Sweet, which was basically a re-write of a Sirius/OC fanfic of the same name I've written and deleted sometime last year. Basically, I've found a universe where I can easily re-create everything in Twilight, so that was my current fandom of choice. And then I've realized that Ain't She Sweet kind of sucked, and the characters were neither quirky nor human. They were still effing Mary Sues/Gary Stus. So then I wrote Kissing and Other Catastrophes. Sticky situations, and Bella was kind of a bitch. I was satisfied. So were a bunch of readers. I was happy about how many reviews I got. So I kept writing more. And I realized that I've had enough of the usual romantic comedy I cook up.

I gave up fanfiction. And then I re-read Harry Potter. And I fell in love with those books all over again. And the Marauders continued to amaze me. So, I cooked up a dark, complex plot. Anyway, will write a HP prequel. Marauders centered. Totally Harry Potter. No mushy stuff (okay, maybe there will be some mushy stuff). Will have deaths. And lots of magic. Heh.

Basically, this is the temporary end of my Twilight-fanfic career. Might come back to visit the universe someday. Will not delete Kissing and Other Catastrophes for the main reason that I might re-visit this world someday. Have the plot outline, have imaginary conversations between Bella and Edward in my head. A good sign that I will go back to writing it. Probably not any time soon. But I will write it. Probably summer next year. When I leave for college.


RANT

Why is it that some Twitards (I mean the retarded fans, not all the Twilight fans) are such an insane bunch. First off, did you guys hear what happened to Rob Pattinson? Poor guy. Those retarded girls could have KILLED the dude, and all for what? For a chance to touch him? For God's sake, people, get a life! Oh, and what is it with the OMFGZ, TWILIGHT RUX, HP SUX!! NEW MOON IS, LIKE, SOOOOOOOO TOTALLY GOING TO KICK HARRY POTTER'S ASS IN THE BOX OFFICE. WHO CARES!! I like Twilight, but it's like blasphemy that you compare it to Harry Potter. They are so different. Different. DIFFERENT. WHY DON'T THEY GET THAT?

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The Three Portals by violingrl07 reviews
After the final battle, Hermione is trapped. Then fate sends her much further from home than she could have imagined, into the arms of Tom Riddle. Ambition and fear war with love and integrity as Hermione tries to create a new future for the whole world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 198,969 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,195 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 3,258 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,220 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suddenly I See by solitaireclay07 reviews
I turned to the first page and saw the words 'UNTITLED' by Ivy E. Bennett. Who the hell is Ivy E. Bennett? Well, I intend to find out. Companion piece to Nobody Sees Me Wishing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 131,854 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Moving to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by FirstWarmSummerBreeze reviews
A.H. Bella is German and lives in the most famous house in the world for six months. Suddenly she belongs to the rich and famous and hates her popular/player host brother Edward with a passion.What's the dark secret he is hiding? Caution Addictive! B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 152,988 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8027 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Never Been Kissed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
All Human. Bella Swan has never been hip, never been cool and never been in, until now. Alice Cullen, her new roommate,decides that Bella is going to be to be those things. However Bella soon becomes the focus of unwanted attention from Edward Cullen. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Last Chance by Solstice Muse reviews
In one day...Ron's whole life, if Hermione can manage to change things the second time around that is. A co written fic by myself and The Steppy One as The Muskmelons. AU fic written pre Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,909 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 2,216 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Promise of Forever by Catheryne reviews
Chuck/Blair, Dan/Serena, Nate/Vanessa. Historical AU. Lord Charles promised Nate that he would retrieve his fiance. He meant to keep the promise until he falls for Lady Blair himself.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,121 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Breaking Stigmas by the punchline reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,429 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
My Jacob by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Nessie starts school in Seattle but has to leave her best friend back in the Forks. She thought this would be the worst of her worries, but now she has to deal with school, boys and the reality of not being human. OC/Nessie/Jacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,169 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Seduction by tradingforeverx reviews
Four girls. Four goals. Insert skinny-dipping, stealing boyfriends, persuading guys to do the nasty with you, and seducing Sirius Black and we are in for one hell of a ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,554 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - OC, Sirius B.
Again I go Unnoticed by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
So, this is really awkward. For some reason, I've found myself trapped. Trapped in a corner with a roguishly good looking sixteen year old male in front of me with an amused glint in his pale, grey eyes. And I really, need to pee. Sirius/Mary MacDonald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,175 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Look To the Left by croOKed-aura reviews
KBOW! Five years since graduation, Katie Bell finds herself alone and unaccomplished. What she wants won't happen. But the thing she least expects might just take her on the biggest adventure she has yet to endure. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 177,935 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
Notice Me! by Suni-Dlight reviews
God, it's like he's totally oblivious to the fact that i'm sitting right in front of him. Maybe i should wear a sign with big flashing lights and it'll say 'I FREAKING LIKE YOU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,990 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Cedric D., OC - Complete