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Joined 11-11-08, id: 1739709, Profile Updated: 10-08-11
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Transformers.

1. Itachi
2. Hinata

3. Gaara

4. Sasuke

5. Pein

6. Sasori
7. Tenten

8. Kankuro

9. Temari
10. Sakura

11. Kisame

12. Hidan

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No, i think i would be scared if there was one though

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Not really, i guess i give him a 2 on a scale of 5

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

...uh...armegadon?

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

yes

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

they would look cute together

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

i guess pein/sakura would be pretty good

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

she mightve been scared

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

He only loves himself...but...can she change tht?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

i dont think so

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

My Immortal Heart

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three het?

there might be

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

i draw him

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

no...but i might try tht now tht i think bout it

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

"I'LL DO THIS FOR SASUKE!"

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Got No Strings(Pinnochio)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: character suicide(out of jelousy)

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

"Come with me baby, i might let u see Naruto naked."

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Itachi and Kankuro are in a happy relationship until Pein runs off with Temari. After Kankuro dumps Itachi for Hinata, Sasori gets upset and retaliates by dating Hidan. Alone and broken-hearted, Itachi travels in search of a friend. Finally, Itachi meets Sasuke and Tenten. The three loners meet Sakura, who tells each of them to look for love. Sasuke finds Gaara, Tenten gets Kisame, but now Itachi is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sasori and Hidan!

19) What would be a good title for this?

Lines are Crossed

20) What would the genre(s) be?

hurt/ romance

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with Seven!


FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
REAL FRIENDS: Lose your shit and tell you, "My bad ... here's a tissue."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want" and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
REAL FRIENDS: Remind you what you number is when you forget.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name "Faggot".

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.


Quiz time!

If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do?

Run after that hobo and steal it the motherfucking back!...After I kicked him in the head ofcourse. No one steal meh wallet!!! GRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you met Sasuke what would you do?

Make fun of his hair then sell him to the highest bidder.

If you could marry any Naruto character who would it be?

Pein.

If you were a Naruto character which village would you live in?

Amegakure.

Are you a fangirl?

If I said no I would be lying...

Who do you wish to die a horrible painful death?

KARIN!!!!!!!!!! SHE MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's your absolute favorite couple?

Sakura/Multi

Ino or Temari?

Temari. She's so fucking badass.

Chouji or Lee?

Chouji. I need a friend who will eat just as much as I do.

Do you like yaoi?

Yup! I think it's cute :3

What makes you happy?

Tomatoes. Tomatoes make me really happy.

What's the nicest thing you've said all week?

"Try not to die while I'm cliff jumping!!!!! And if you do I get to keep your cell phone..."

Who did you say that to?

My best friend Jake!!!!!!

Are you a kind person?

Depends on your defintion of 'kind'

Quick! What's the first word that comes to mind?

Ero.


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Quick Reids by BlueSunflower reviews
Collection of various short fics and/or drabbles, usually inspired by prompts at comment-fic at LJ . Fic 14: Exasperation
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 10/19/2011 - S. Reid
Liesmith by JoAmazing reviews
After the battle of the Chitauri, Thor and Loki return to Asgard, where the Allfather issues a punishment Loki feels he cannot stand: The inability to lie. But when the caster of said spell uses it to gain some information, Thor takes matters into his own hands and brings the cursed mischief god to stay in Stark Tower. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,155 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Dead by T. Alana M reviews
"Well," Thor began angrily, and Loki could hear the alarm bells going off in his head as his not brother grabbed him by the shoulder and patted Sleipnir with his free hand. "OUR steed is half-JOTUN!" A collection of oneshots of Loki and his children.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Loki
Live 'till ya drop! by Snoara reviews
Say hello to Gloria, a girl who ended up in the One Piece world. Leaving behind the peaceful 'normal' life, she now ventures the world with the Strawhats. And of course, there are gods, goddesses and demons involved.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 422,265 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Straw Hats P., OC
The Path to Hell and Redemption by Myth Queen reviews
Thor brings Loki back to earth for his protection against the angry Asgardians, but under a spell that makes him younger when he uses magic. The Avengers relocate to Stark tower until the demigods return to Asgard for Loki's sentencing. They can fight together, but can they live together? And is redemption possible for any of them? Staring Loki, featuring the Avengers and Pepper.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 190,902 - Reviews: 2387 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P. - Complete
Our Little Secret (Yandere Sebastian One-Shot) by Zuliet reviews
"You've broken the rules. You've made a demon fall in love with you. Tsk tsk. I suppose now you'll have to be punished," he sighed, then looked down at me with a devious smirk. "I gladly have the honour do it." (Yandere!Sebastian X Reader) (One-Shot)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Sebastian M. - Complete
You Have Reached the Voicemail System by ThreeInOne reviews
FOC-verse, RvB based. Cliffjumper tries to contact Jazz from the Sea of Rust. Those voicemail systems are just a pain in the aft, aren't they? Rated T for Cybertronian cursing and some violence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Cliffjumper - Complete
The Problems With Packing by LadyOfGlass reviews
Because there's always that time, right before you set out on a trip, where you're left standing in front of your bag wailing 'But it won't all fit', right? Some of the dwarves pack for their journey to Erebor.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Ori, Fili - Complete
Lost by Mighty ANT reviews
Each of the Guardians owed Sandman for something. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Sandy - Complete
JACK! by Cupcake-Captain reviews
Bunnymund and his girlfriend Tooth talk about sex and nosy Jack listens to their conversation all through the other side of the door. Rated T for mild cussing and suggesting themes. ONE-SHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
Starscream's Animated Adventure by NovaBlastTF reviews
One of Wheeljack's inventions has blown up again and Starscream was caught in it, but no worries the Autobots are always there to help. Wait, who the slag are these bots claiming to be Autobots? Oh the seeker was going to have fun with these guys.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,823 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Starscream - Complete
So True by Wisegirl6 reviews
What if he gods were watching us while we talked about PJO with our friends? It would be seriously weird, that's for sure.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Athena, Hermes - Complete
Mascot by flashwitch reviews
Steve runs. People see Steve run. Steve gets adopted by the neighbourhood he runs through every week day morning. He finds this confusing. Tony finds it amusing.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Pteranodon Pheromone by Lyra Harp reviews
What would happen if Sari met the dinobots after the events that occured in Human Error? Let's just say that her teenage programming finally catches up to her. Warning: I have changed Sari's personality for this fanfiction.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sari S., Swoop - Complete
Puppy Love by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Little girls sometimes have...odd whims.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
What About Your Dads? by We Can Be Gorgeous reviews
In which Peter was recently adopted, Steve and Tony are embarrassing fathers, and Clint hates Tony. A prompt on tumblr that turned into a bit more than a drabble. Superfamily!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Grab It By The Horns by Mercedes Wolfcry reviews
I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 270,475 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Valentine's Day by Sofia Bee reviews
On the dreadful cliche "holiday", with Tony determined to piss her off, Natasha has a heart to heart with the big green monster.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
085: What Doesn't Kill You by Werewolf's Oneshots reviews
This was the third time Natasha was stuck with him when he lost control, and she was starting to wonder if someone wasn't planning it to happen that way.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Instant Connection by DragonDancer5150 reviews
Pranksters are universal, regardless of faction. G1 cartoon continuity. COMPLETE
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sideswipe, Skywarp - Complete
A Shoulder to Cry On by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Scarecrow isn't exactly great at comforting a woman in need. Lucky for him, Harley doesn't seem to notice.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Its PantyTime! by MitchiChanLovesPocky reviews
After sneaking into her house countless times stealing her lacey underwear, Fionna seeks vegenace on Marashall Lee. But could he turn the tables to tame the beautiful beast?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
Not So Formal Introductions by Rose's.wings reviews
First impressions are always important, doubly so when you're meeting robotic aliens that have just done you the great service of saving your life. But it seems that Aria is just unable to keep from causing mischief. Besides, Wheeljack started it.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Ratchet, Que/Wheeljack - Complete
L's IQ Test by xDelfin reviews
xDelfin: Characters of Death Note take L's 'specialized' IQ test. Their answers will FLOOR you. First Death Note fic. First fic that didn't have an obvious yaoi component. AU-ish since all characters are in pre-pubescent form. ξήζσγ
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,040 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H.
Matches by tropermariko reviews
While heading to America's annual Christmas party, Russia meets a young girl out on the streets. For TheWonderBunny's Disney Mania Challegnge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Russia - Complete
Luffy's SexEd by nt'kit reviews
After Luffy accidentaly found a couple naked and in a bed, the crew discovered that said boy doesn't know about the birds and the bees, so they decide to take turns and teach him. Of course no one expected this task to be so difficult...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,405 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Luffy - Complete
Wild Jungle by Mikoto-chan92 reviews
7-year-old Cornelia goes with her Mother and her colleagues to Central America into the deep jungle. Their job was to collect rare plants for medicine. But none of them would be expected to know of a single hunter watching them...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
Museum: source of insanity for Gods by IReadNoNonsense reviews
The Gods had never seen what mortals do when they're bored. They knew that they made statues and paintings but never bothered to look. Too bad Hermes is about to find out what exactly the mortals made. And be permanently scarred forever. Humor and Crack
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hermes - Complete
The Truth Will Set You Free by P.J. Lowry reviews
Two-Face comes out to the public with a very gutsy bank robbery and some demands that put Gordon in a tough position.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Harvey D., J. Gordon - Complete
Max Russo's Box by FalselyTrue reviews
There's a box that sits on Max Russo's former desk...inside rests thirteen items. What are they and what are they for?
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Max R. - Complete
Scarecrow Doesn't Like Kids by Shadowcat96 reviews
It was just a normal bank hiest, but Scarecrow got bored
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
The Claude Monet by StormDragon666 reviews
The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,473 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
I Forgot My Shoes by fantasyaddict101 reviews
Hermes wakes up late one morning and forgets something important that he had to do. One shot. Hermes POV
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Hermes - Complete
The Akatsuki IPod Adventure by Rypper95 reviews
This is the story of what would happen if my O.C. Miki stole the Akatsuki's I-Pods. Rated T for Mild language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Akatsuki, Hidan
I'll teach you a lesson by SleepyGirl reviews
I was in jail for 5 years. I'm finally free from the jail and entered the private school for rich kids, called 'Konoha Academy'. I guess I'm going to teach those spoiled brats a little lesson... that's what I thought... Sakura center-fic. Sakuraxmulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Scared, but Loved by carsly reviews
Sakura had become unbelievably strong, but at what cost? She lost everything, And is now homeless in rain country. But what happens when she was found by strange colored kittens, and finds out that there Akatsuki in need of HER help? *voting on couples*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,229 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Mistress of Fear by Vytina reviews
Every mark he had inflicted upon her, every narrow curve and angle on her body, every minute detail of imperfect perfection glistening like precious, rare jewels in the moon’s caress. Already he hungered for her again.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Never saw it coming by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
Annabelle ask Ironhide a question...poor hide. He never saw this one coming.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Annabelle L., Ironhide
The Fortune of Mrs Sakura by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,953 - Reviews: 1766 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N.
Where We Met by Wateranddarkness666 reviews
The first one-shot for my story Akatsuki High School for the Extremely Gifted. Itachi x Kari
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
One Time Too Many by hydraling110 reviews
Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Dear ScaryLeadersama, by Fiane reviews
Tobi writes a very nice application letter to the Akatsuki... ONESHOT CRACKFIC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Obito U. - Complete
The facts of life by SakuraBlossomQuiet1 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Haruhi got her period? Read, and discover... oneshot. I NEED REVIEWS!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Haruhi F. - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by Anubis81 reviews
The detectives react to the death of one of their own.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 5/1/2004 - J. Munch - Complete
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Everything is Fine reviews
Life was fine and dandy up until the slut killed me. Now it seems I've gotta grow up on an entirely diferrent world. This sucks.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012
Haggle reviews
My boring, everyday job as a store-clerk. Perfectly normal. Then Kakuzu just has to show up. This is gonna be one hell of a haggle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kakuzu - Complete
GraveStone
She just wanted to visit their graves. Why did he have to show up? He wasn't supposed to be there. Why must he ruin this for me? Why? One-shot. SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Final Thoughts reviews
She couldn't live on. Her thoughts were killing her. She never knew that listening to her heart would brong her to this. Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete