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Joined 11-11-08, id: 1739819, Profile Updated: 09-15-12
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What's up People of the world wide web

Gender: Female

Age/B-Day: 17, 9/15/1995

Hobbies: Drawing, reading fanfics, Volleyball, Tumblr

Couples I love:

1) Faberry Quinn/ Rachael

2) Quinntana

3) Pezberry

4) Fayana Faye/Diana

5) Jori Jade/Tori

Tv Show i Love

1)SECRET CIRCLE

2) Glee

3) Once Upon A Time

4) Victorious

5) Pretty Little Liars (My new obsession)

Movies I Like:

1) Tomorrow When the War Began

2) The Hunger Games

3) Harry Potter (All of them)

4) Black Swan

5) The Town

Books I Like:

1) Thirteen Reasons Why

2) Pretty Little Liars Series

3) The Stranger

4) Fire

5) The Wave

I HATE EXAMS and I noticed something students don't have to listen to their teacher because there are like 20-50 students in a class and only one teacher so why should we listen to them?????

Therapist is actually The Rapist

Words I use often:

"Really!"

"I sooooo knew that was gonna happen"

"What up"

"Like"

"Whats THAT supposed to mean" (can you guess wear thats from)

Don't be a RACIST, be like a PANDA. They're Black, White, and Asian. yet... not mexican.. hmmm be a panda with a TACO!

Michael Jackson = KING OF POP Elvis Presley = KING OF ROCK Eminem = KING OF RAP ... Justin Bieber = QUEEN OF GAY

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to.

"Dude, she just called you American.""Oh hell no, hold my Mcdonalds!"

ROTFLMFAOTIBMHOTTAGBWSLMAOALANBFWMMFOTFALMSNILTCATBRWISLAWIGTCIGD rolling on the floor laughing my f*ing ass off that i bump my head on the table and get a big broose when still laughing my ass off and looking at my best friend which makes me fall on the floor and laugh more so now im late to class and the bell rings while im still laughing and when i get to class i get detention :)

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decides to test it at dinner.DAD: Son, whereWere u today during school hours?SON:At school*Robot slaps Son*SON:OK,I went to the moviesDAD:Which one?SON:ToyStory*he slaps son again*SON: OK, it was day with a pornstarDAD:WHAT? When I was ur age I didn't even know what porn was!*he slaps dad*MOM:HAHA!After all he's ur son*he slaps mom*

*whispers something to friend* Teacher: Would you like to share that with the whole class? No that's why i whispered it -_-

Glee Quotes

Quinn [to Rachel: You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth.

Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor: You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn: You're a really good teacher, even if everyone is calling you a man whore.

Quinn: Would you please stop talking? You're grossing out my baby.

Quinn: I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready.

Quinn: I give it 15 minutes until the first one quits, or tries to commit suicide.

Finn: I want to do glee. I'm really happy when I perform.
Quinn: People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!

Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

Kurt: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week

Sue: And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.

Brittany: You look terrible. I look awesome.

Sue: Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue: I might buy a small diaper for your chin, because it looks like a baby's ass.

Jesse: This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Santana: Weren't roller rinks outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?

Santana: I've noticed it takes about 20 times until a feeling of accomplishment really kicks in.

Brittany: Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

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Skating on Thin Ice Fabray! by G3n3ralRedfield reviews
AU: Rachel Berry is a pairs figure skater without a partner and a bad reputation, Quinn Fabray is a hockey player with a worse one...can they work together and win gold? without killing each other
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 260,450 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Monday Morning by bloodyelectro reviews
A cold Monday morning in October... Santana doesn t like it... One-shot. Future-fic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F. - Complete
Unscripted by starrylambs reviews
Rachel Berry is a successful actress and singer. She left Lima in the rear view mirror a long time ago, what happens when her past catches up with her in the most surprising of ways.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,918 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Love Is Never Gone by mylittlestdream reviews
This is an AU Fanfiction. Quinn hears a voice and she knows that she needs to find her. Faberry, little Brittana and PezBerry friendship.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,616 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
A Twisted Fate by Vnud reviews
FABERRY. Alternate Universe. Oneshot ? . What would have happened if Rachel never was adopted? Quinn never went to Mckinley and was an "out" lesbian? I've Twisted their Fates, but Fate as always will find a way to correct itself in the end.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,073 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
What Makes A Harmony by pleasant-hell reviews
Rachel and Quinn both make bets with Puck, but neither one knows. They both set off to win, but end up finding something more than they bargained for.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,298 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Bad To The Bone by MysticLove98 reviews
Rachel gets kicked out of Carmel after an incident involving Jesse. As a last resort she is forced to attend McKinley. Badass Rachel vs Bitchy Santana & Nerdy Quinn. Eventual Faberry. Sorry Really Bad Summary!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,775 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
The Right Way To Party by SerenityNite reviews
Glee club is at a party and Rachel is drunk off her ass. Feeling more confident, she does something she never would have sober. Faberry! Implied Brittana and Skurt. Let me know if I should take the plot further!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Instrument Rumors by 506thpir reviews
"You know, they say trumpet players are the best kissers." Jade said, still smirking. "I've heard that." "Is it true?" "I don't know." they admited. "Want to find out?"
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
Hey Jade! by 506thpir reviews
After waking up on the wrong side of the bed, Jade snaps at Cat. Feeling bad, she tried to consle her. Andre just happens to interrupt the make up with some un-needed jokes.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
iAm Stranded by pdyc reviews
On their way to a trip to Japan, Freddie, Sam and Carly crash on a deserted island! They soon find out that they’re not the only ones stranded. An iCarly/ Flight 29 Down cross-over. Seddie! Carly/OC
Crossover - Flight 29 Down & iCarly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,364 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Freddie B. - Complete
iCPR Dummies by xXHotMessXx reviews
When Carly, Sam, and Freddie's health teacher assigns CPR partners, guess who gets partnered up? Seddie. My first story so please review and be critical.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Rain Rain Go Away by blackdragonflower reviews
Three rooms, seven people, two beds in each room. Where will poor Haruhi spend the night? To add to the chaos it decides to thunderstorm. During the fright she experiances in the storm will she find comforting arms to lean upon? HaruhixMori pairing.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
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Slushies reviews
Marley realizes something while getting slushied. Also Kitty isn't one to back down. Karley
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Marley R., Kitty
Journey to Her Heart reviews
Slight AU, Quinn is a new transfer student at McKinley, out of the closet and living a perfect life but what happens when two brunettes come into her life and start changing everything. Quinntana/Faberry Not sure which one I'll end with so Review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Ice and Fire reviews
Quinn and Santana are both part of two different clans, Quinn is part of the Ice clan and Santana is part of the Fire, Santana's family kidnaps Quinn. Quinn/Santana Rated M for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Quinn F., Santana L.
Class reviews
Santana is a teacher and has a G!P and get's hard in the middle of class, Quinn goes to check on her. PWP My first one shot! Quinntana
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Bad to the Ass reviews
Rachel and Puck are twins, Rachel is dating Santana, New school, new place what could go wrong after getting kicked out of three schools established Pezberry eventual Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.